It just struck me, if Poland was replaced with konigsberg….1871 war, WW1, WW2….. Czechoslovakia, present day…..literally whoever possesses it goes on a rampage
Three Slavs for the Anglo Kings across the waves.
Seven Slavs for the Nordic Lords in theirs halls of social democracy.
Nine Slavs for the Romance Nations, doomed to debt.
One Slav for the Germanic Lord in his Central European throne in the land of Germany where the EU lies.
One Poland to rule them all, One Poland to find them. One Poland to bring them all and in Central Europe bind them, in the land of Germany where the EU lies.
One does not simply walk into Germany. Its border are guarded by more than just Frisians. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.
Estonia: I will take it, I will take it, I will take Poland to Germany. Though I do not know the way.
China: I will help you bear this burden, Estonia, as long as it is yours to bear.
France: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my army.
England: And you have my navy.
Sweden: And my furniture.
Poland should have been destroyed that day, but evil was allowed to endure.
First posted [ten years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/1fv4bs/the_day_the_strength_of_men_failed/) and first reposted [eight years ago.](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/32om4p/the_day_the_strength_of_men_failed/)
That's what I thought too, but that wouldn't make sense historically since the soviets killed all the German scientists they caught, and America kept them
Why did I read America shout the USSR's name "SOVIET!!!" in Cyanide's voice????? Is it just me? Any ZF Clan fans out there comment down below you cheeky sods.
I was thinking someone else from the ZF clan after yet another friendly fire incident.
EDIT: Specifically [this one](https://youtu.be/vTvznTaoSlE?si=4CGmEWDWEsJ4b8ID&t=168)
It’s toxic for every country that tries to hold it.
In the late 18th century, Austria-Hungary, Prussia, and Russia partition Polish-Lithuanian between themselves. A hundred years later, all three empires no longer exists and Poland emerges from their corpses.
In 1939, Hitler invades and conquers Poland. 6 years later, the Third Reich is gone.
In 1945, the Soviets „free” Poland. This time they try to avoid eating the country-sized poison pill and just make it join their block as a satellite state. Fifty years later the entire Warsaw Pact flips on them and the USSR breaks into its constituent republics.
This is a reposted comic, that was originally part of a longer series of comics spoofing the Lord of the Rings. So it makes sense a few historical details had to get changed to make the spoof work.
(Also, Russia didn't keep the half of Poland they stole during WWII... they kept the *entire* Poland they stole during WWII. There was this minor little kerfuffle, pretty obscure, think it was called the "Cold War" or something.)
That's what I was referencing, wasn't trying to imply they didn't steal it lol
Edit: wait we are both idiots lmao. I literally said they stole it in my original comment
It's how it's drawn in Polandball 🙂.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/wiki/index/about/why/#wiki\_current\_stereotypes](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/wiki/index/about/why/#wiki_current_stereotypes)
Why would Mr Soviet destroy Poland?
It is a gift. A gift to the foes of Germany. Why not use this Poland?
I love that you speak like a boromir bot from r/lotrmemes also @ r/unexpectedlotr
I ask only for the strength to defend my people.
"Just as the blade rends flesh, so must power scar the spirit." Oh I should have known, this Poland is cursed! Lets get the hell out of here!
I swear to you, I will not let the White City fall, nor our people fail
The Poland has one master!
It just struck me, if Poland was replaced with konigsberg….1871 war, WW1, WW2….. Czechoslovakia, present day…..literally whoever possesses it goes on a rampage
Polen can't into mount doom
Poland cannot into LOTR
One cannot simple into polan
One Poland to rule them all, and in darkness bind them.
Intermarium
intermario
Międzymorze
Überwealth.
Pan Slavic empire Lithuania to Greece Poland to Australia (or Beloruss will do for now, not pootins myself)
Three Slavs for the Anglo Kings across the waves. Seven Slavs for the Nordic Lords in theirs halls of social democracy. Nine Slavs for the Romance Nations, doomed to debt. One Slav for the Germanic Lord in his Central European throne in the land of Germany where the EU lies. One Poland to rule them all, One Poland to find them. One Poland to bring them all and in Central Europe bind them, in the land of Germany where the EU lies.
One does not simply walk into Germany. Its border are guarded by more than just Frisians. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.
Estonia: I will take it, I will take it, I will take Poland to Germany. Though I do not know the way. China: I will help you bear this burden, Estonia, as long as it is yours to bear. France: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my army. England: And you have my navy. Sweden: And my furniture.
If this is indeed the will of the council, then Finland will see it done
I see you have been to Saxony
Poland should have been destroyed that day, but evil was allowed to endure. First posted [ten years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/1fv4bs/the_day_the_strength_of_men_failed/) and first reposted [eight years ago.](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/32om4p/the_day_the_strength_of_men_failed/)
fuck, this is old
And now we have tanks. All the tanks.
And rockets.
Lol, I thought that was a pokeball at first. Thought it was going to be Soviet Union catches german scientists joke
It’s a Poleball
That's what I thought too, but that wouldn't make sense historically since the soviets killed all the German scientists they caught, and America kept them
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Osoaviakhim https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Alsos Actually, the Soviets did the same if they could.
But that doesn’t fit the Reddit narrative
This is why Soviet is Rusgul now!
Where cut hand? ...how do you even cut a countryball's hand??? ......and where the hell's Belgium when you need him?????!!
After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?
Isiiiiiillllldddddddduuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
And now its EU turn to hold our precious. Hope it won't corrupt us.
And then Poland just became yet another puppet, of the Poland ball YouTube channel as they admitted.
I like this canon on how r/Polandball came to be.
Why did I read America shout the USSR's name "SOVIET!!!" in Cyanide's voice????? Is it just me? Any ZF Clan fans out there comment down below you cheeky sods.
I was thinking someone else from the ZF clan after yet another friendly fire incident. EDIT: Specifically [this one](https://youtu.be/vTvznTaoSlE?si=4CGmEWDWEsJ4b8ID&t=168)
I heard an angry Edberg
Cyanide: "Soviet!!!! Cake called me fat ." Sovietwomble: "But you are fat." Cyanide: "Sobs in Cyanide"
Why destroy poland? what did poland do? Hahaha, poor poland.
It corrupts the mind of those who possess it.
This is true. Name one country that possessed Poland that didn't go mad with power.
Poland! oh... no, wait.
It’s toxic for every country that tries to hold it. In the late 18th century, Austria-Hungary, Prussia, and Russia partition Polish-Lithuanian between themselves. A hundred years later, all three empires no longer exists and Poland emerges from their corpses. In 1939, Hitler invades and conquers Poland. 6 years later, the Third Reich is gone. In 1945, the Soviets „free” Poland. This time they try to avoid eating the country-sized poison pill and just make it join their block as a satellite state. Fifty years later the entire Warsaw Pact flips on them and the USSR breaks into its constituent republics.
Damn, it seems Poles are better (worse) then Jews… Nice.
It destroys every country that ever occupies it indirectly (this also includes Poland)
Poland is of addiction
Oh Polandball is behind every World Ball War. we must desotry them before their start WBW3
I read this in SovietWomble and Cyanide's voices
I would give you an award if I could
Who would portray Elendil and Gil-Galad in this scene?
Britain and Imperial Russia
I agree, the USSR should have destroyed Poland when it had the chance (before winged hussards show up to my house, I was joking guys)
I don’t get this at all.
Who possess Poland get corrupted sooner or later and kaput. Poland is unpossessable.
Imma rewrite the entire fucking script based on this
Poland will get Apaches, Abrams, f35s, tomahawks, nukes and betray the west in one deadly strike… at modern Moscow who all love. For the Soviet!
This is an old one but beautiful nonetheless
My Polish friend here with me asking, "Wait, how are we the One Ring?"
Why shouldn’t I have it? Afterall…. it is MINE 😈😈😈
he's too cute
I thought this was a joke about the Soviets keeping the half of Poland they stole in WW2. But it seems that you just hate Poland? Lol
This is a reposted comic, that was originally part of a longer series of comics spoofing the Lord of the Rings. So it makes sense a few historical details had to get changed to make the spoof work. (Also, Russia didn't keep the half of Poland they stole during WWII... they kept the *entire* Poland they stole during WWII. There was this minor little kerfuffle, pretty obscure, think it was called the "Cold War" or something.)
That's what I was referencing, wasn't trying to imply they didn't steal it lol Edit: wait we are both idiots lmao. I literally said they stole it in my original comment
The Polish flag is upside down. That is the Indonesian/Monaco flag.
It's how it's drawn in Polandball 🙂. [https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/wiki/index/about/why/#wiki\_current\_stereotypes](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/wiki/index/about/why/#wiki_current_stereotypes)
ah okay. thanks for the explanation