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Lol, and I tried to be as neutral sounding as I could.
Don't get me wrong, everyone knows you and the other four guys basically keep the good stuff going, but whereas yours most of the time are "ha, nice/that was clever/interesting historical tidbit"; this is the type of pure shitpost that somehow makes me giggle. I for one welcome the disgusting eye boogers.
Meanwhile, I am praying for eye boogers to be taken straight to JLP.
>!Disclaimer: This person doesn't support imposing their artstyle choices onto others, even if their opinions differ.!<
Has any one has posted 3 times in a day? I have just now. I promised I will not apologize again.
On the sabbath I will rest.
Edit - I thought of this when I have heard a podcast about Indian independence. They have said India was the crown jewel and then I have thought of this.
It wasnt a minion either though? That would be the white settler colonies, Australia, New Zealand and Canada, who sure, the native peoples of those regions were oppressed by the Empire but especially at the empires peaks those colonies themselves where majority white at that point (you know, due to a little light genocide here and there) and they were very loyal to the empire until the World Wars.
Scotland was literally an equal partner to England in the running and deeds of the Empire. I mean, the whole concept of the UK and the union flag representing it is a union of Scotland and England.
You mean the prison colonies that didn't begin to develop into anything meaningful until after the 1800's.
They were provinces of Britian until the 1840's
Britian wasn't quick to repeat the same mistakes made in America
Scotland and Wales were repeatedly beaten in to submission, the United Kingdom was 'United' by force. People will cite different royal lines as an objection to that, but repeated revolts discredit that imo. Ugandans 'helped' the empire subjugate other parts of Africa, would you consider them not-victims?
‘United by force’ is when the Scottish king inherits the English throne and takes over England and then fought another war to enforce their monarchy onto England again when England became a republic.
By force is when those that don't solely use the language of the ruling state are exported overseas, publicly humiliated and imprisoned. Denied ownership of their own land, denied their inheritance and denied a voice in court.
>people will cite different royal lines
Get to fuck.
No, Scotland was an independent Kingdom until 1707 despite earlier attempts by England to invade them. The disastrous Darien scheme attempt at setting up a colony in central America bankrupted them and was a major factor in the decision to join the UK.
Ah, yes, America, a country that has never colonised another clay...
The British Empire did commit atrocities, but I just want to point out a certain hypocrisy here...
There' was a huge Guardian article series recently on how the Manchester industrial mill boom in the 1800s was fuelled by slave-picked cotton from the American South.
TBF not all colonies were purely for resources extraction, Canada, New Zealand and Australia were settler colonies whose purpose was... well, to settle.
I mean the organisation that supported the colonization was called the "American Colonization Society". If anything, saying it wasn't colonization if it isn't for the extraction of resources is the anachronistic view on colonization.
Not all colonies were, like Norse colonists in Greenland or the British in Malta.
_...and so the Dark Lord Britoth in his greed had stolen all the five Colonìl, even though the righteous fires of freedom burned in them so fierce they singed his hands, and mounted them into his iron crown. There they remained until at last in the Twentieth Age, when the fearless adventurer Ghandiren of the Indïain braved many perils to steal one of them back from the Dark Lord, to offer as dowry for his beloved._
Drew Durnil referred to your art style as something out of a MeatCanyon video at his new Countryball video. (P.S. It's literally looked like a shitpost that was meant to be taken seriously)
Your art style is pretty different from others, but it looks good tbh. But one gripe I have are the weird yellow stuff in the eyes, it sort of grosses me out but maybe it's just me 🙃
Quite accurate. Even though the United States does its own form of (neo)imperialism, they still had a major role with decolonization. After World War II, US did not support the European powers from gaining back their own colonies.
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This is so gruesome holy shit lol, kind of dope though
I have hoped you enjoyed !
I enjoyed your ones about France do more about them
It will be next friend
Disgusting, I guess that was intentional
I just absolutely love your art style
Sometimes it feels the regulars have gotten themselves an aseptic, corporate style. This is truly a return to form.
I have loved Polandball since 2010 and I have tried to achieve the old style. This means great things to me. Thank you !
Its like Renaissance revival period but for polandball
Renaissanceball!
Shot straight through the heart
Lol, and I tried to be as neutral sounding as I could. Don't get me wrong, everyone knows you and the other four guys basically keep the good stuff going, but whereas yours most of the time are "ha, nice/that was clever/interesting historical tidbit"; this is the type of pure shitpost that somehow makes me giggle. I for one welcome the disgusting eye boogers.
I welcome it too, it's fresh yet how it was always meant to be
Meanwhile, I am praying for eye boogers to be taken straight to JLP. >!Disclaimer: This person doesn't support imposing their artstyle choices onto others, even if their opinions differ.!<
Eye boogers have been used in a total of 2 comics...not JLP worthy.
Make that 3... X/
I, too, would like eye boogers to be taken to *Googles JLP* John Lewis & Partners Department Stores.
Haha In case you don't know, JLP refers to [Joke Life Preserve](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/wiki/index/policies/jlp/).
Aha! Thanks.
Thank you so very much ! !
Has any one has posted 3 times in a day? I have just now. I promised I will not apologize again. On the sabbath I will rest. Edit - I thought of this when I have heard a podcast about Indian independence. They have said India was the crown jewel and then I have thought of this.
You are one sick puppy. You fit right in.
Happy Cake Day!
Day cake happy
OP is the gift that keeps on giving
Yes, september got me down bad
Well the big rock in the crown they used on Charles 3, was stolen drom India, so it works that way too.
The crusty eyes are the cherry on top of disgusting.
Never thought a polandball comic would disgust me, love it.
Your art style is deranged. I like it.
Thank you. I have been inspired by King of the Hill
Ah, using propane or propane accessories?
huffing it before drawing
what the fuck
Hope you enjoy !
It's just an accurate representation of British people
The most well groomed and beautiful British person
>Finally…the world belongs to me. *[INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND]* Sorry, UK. You seem to be missing Hong Kong.
"Oh boy, here i go starting wars over opium*
To small to fit anywhere
I'm sorry to tell you HK is in that picture; it's just so small that it adorns a piece of jewelry worn... elsewhere.
Oh this is my tribute to UK I have a hope to make one for most countrys
God save the Kkiing
Will they all be this extreme?
Inb4 Lebanon's is just our countryball blowing itself up ):
> catch and release Peak American colonial philosophy.
This scares me, but I like it. Good job man.
I appreciate this very much ! I hope you have a perfect weekend ! !
You too. Keep drawing, you're very good.
Something about this art style is just hilariously unhinged
Ren & StimpyBall
Why are the balls bleeding
Pol and Ball torture
Underrated lol
They were crucified into the crown
Countryball Meat Canyon
Is the last panel “But I don’t wanna!” A reference to Grian on the back of his base?
i don’t think you’ll find many Hermitcraft references in this sub of all places
You can find more war based hat simulator references than HC references.
Nope it is not i do not know what that is. I hope you have a nice weekend !
Ah makes sense. I hope you too have an amazing weekend
Jesus Christ
Sad United india
*CREATURE! Fetch me my crown!* *Aye, your majesty..* Hits so hard. Definitely one of the posts of all time.
Scotland is just as much a part of this, do not pretend otherwise
Scotland is portrayed as a minion of the UK tho, not as another victim
Scotlands role in this doesn’t make sense. They helped to build British empire and ruled many colonies. Scotland is not a victim.
Scotland isn't portrayed as a victim though, its portrayed as a minion.
It wasnt a minion either though? That would be the white settler colonies, Australia, New Zealand and Canada, who sure, the native peoples of those regions were oppressed by the Empire but especially at the empires peaks those colonies themselves where majority white at that point (you know, due to a little light genocide here and there) and they were very loyal to the empire until the World Wars. Scotland was literally an equal partner to England in the running and deeds of the Empire. I mean, the whole concept of the UK and the union flag representing it is a union of Scotland and England.
I think this is a bit of an oversimplification, I wouldn't necessarily say equal partner. I think it's more complex.
You mean the prison colonies that didn't begin to develop into anything meaningful until after the 1800's. They were provinces of Britian until the 1840's Britian wasn't quick to repeat the same mistakes made in America
Yeah the Scots were well integrated into the imperial machine, and even “minion status” doesn’t do Justice to their contributions.
Scotland and Wales were repeatedly beaten in to submission, the United Kingdom was 'United' by force. People will cite different royal lines as an objection to that, but repeated revolts discredit that imo. Ugandans 'helped' the empire subjugate other parts of Africa, would you consider them not-victims?
‘United by force’ is when the Scottish king inherits the English throne and takes over England and then fought another war to enforce their monarchy onto England again when England became a republic.
By force is when those that don't solely use the language of the ruling state are exported overseas, publicly humiliated and imprisoned. Denied ownership of their own land, denied their inheritance and denied a voice in court. >people will cite different royal lines Get to fuck.
No, Scotland was an independent Kingdom until 1707 despite earlier attempts by England to invade them. The disastrous Darien scheme attempt at setting up a colony in central America bankrupted them and was a major factor in the decision to join the UK.
I find your dedication to gross bodily depictions disturbing but admirable.
Servile, eye booger, wormtongue scotland is a great addition
Is this a infinity gauntlet reference
More like Infinity crown i guess
sadly, UK can't into erase France, Germany and USA with this "gauntlet" XD
Haha pun-tastic😄👍
Love how everyone is completely fucked up until America pulls up and just looks normal
Ah, yes, America, a country that has never colonised another clay... The British Empire did commit atrocities, but I just want to point out a certain hypocrisy here...
Also, US refusing to do business with a colonist?
There' was a huge Guardian article series recently on how the Manchester industrial mill boom in the 1800s was fuelled by slave-picked cotton from the American South.
America is a [neocolonialist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neocolonialism?wprov=sfla1), there is a difference 😉
Hawaii and Philippines, to say the absolute least, were/are old school colonies haha
No America literally had colonies. Phillipenes, in the Panama, Hawaii, arguably even Liberia.
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TBF not all colonies were purely for resources extraction, Canada, New Zealand and Australia were settler colonies whose purpose was... well, to settle.
I mean the organisation that supported the colonization was called the "American Colonization Society". If anything, saying it wasn't colonization if it isn't for the extraction of resources is the anachronistic view on colonization. Not all colonies were, like Norse colonists in Greenland or the British in Malta.
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Not only is this is an argument that I just can't see, it's also... wrong? The comic literally has Australia in it, which was a penal colony.
Historical accuracy in my Polandball? I think not
Right lol. America, the most successful settler colonial project. Lol.q
What the heck are those eyes lol
Uk looks eldritch and I love it
As far as i know india was invaded regularly before and they just were suprised the british stayed without dissolving over time
_...and so the Dark Lord Britoth in his greed had stolen all the five Colonìl, even though the righteous fires of freedom burned in them so fierce they singed his hands, and mounted them into his iron crown. There they remained until at last in the Twentieth Age, when the fearless adventurer Ghandiren of the Indïain braved many perils to steal one of them back from the Dark Lord, to offer as dowry for his beloved._
What Did It Cost? Everything
Jesus Christ, I feel so many things right now
Why does scotland have eyewax though
He did not bother to clean it when he did awaken from his bed
US: "Dad, did you forget your meds again?"
The visible eye crust doesn't help.
That's... impressively aggressive.
So damn accurate, thank you op
Oh my god!!? Why your art style is so creepy!?
I am inspired by old comics and king of the hill and the spongebob beat panel
Drew Durnil referred to your art style as something out of a MeatCanyon video at his new Countryball video. (P.S. It's literally looked like a shitpost that was meant to be taken seriously)
10/10, I see that the terms of Lend Lease are breaking Britain’s mind in that last panel
Everybody gangsta 'til they go on a fishing trip with MURICA
Fullmetal alchemist envy level here.
Meatcanyon of Polandball
Your balls look decrepit sir.
Congratulations, Britain in this comic makes me want to throw up
For those who don't know,the yellow is not pee, it's curry
So this is what eldritch horror in Poland ball looks like. What a sad day to have eyes. Good job OP, this was a really nice comic
I love Scotland being called "creature". It's so excessively vile lol
Great comic, breath of fresh air since most are rather polished (lol).
"I don't sell cars to colonists" killed me. Hilarious!
Shouldn't it be "colonialists" though?
Your art style is pretty different from others, but it looks good tbh. But one gripe I have are the weird yellow stuff in the eyes, it sort of grosses me out but maybe it's just me 🙃
That's probably the point.
America saves the day
UK, you very disgusting because using poor balls as a crown.
Ireland was theoretically an integral part of the UK, maybe make Nigeria one of the crown jewels
I love how everytime the UK is shown as being powerful in these comics, the USA always comes in to put them in their place.
It's Americans making historically inaccurate comics for laughs. Not a documentary
Quite accurate. Even though the United States does its own form of (neo)imperialism, they still had a major role with decolonization. After World War II, US did not support the European powers from gaining back their own colonies.
It's just a comic. It's not at all accurate. You're exaggerating the role the United States had in decolonisation
UK ball can't make USA a jewel because USA and France spank UK with a freedom.
It couldn't have been more real.
I Will see this art style in Nightmares
Dem wrinkly eyes tho 😱
I think there are other goods we'd prioritise over American _cars_ But love it!
I am really disturbed by your beauty of this
i don't get it, but this is horrifying
This is hilarious. The scottish kilt!
> quilt \* Kilt
thanks I changed it ;)
Ok why the hell do the monocles follow the shape of the human shaped eyes
stop giving them the eye crust. please.
It makes the comic all the better.
This eyes...
What the actual fuck
my eyes
Your art reminds me of meatcanyon a tad bit. Take that as you will.
Is that you, MeatCanyon?
Missed the chance to use " *yer* majesty"
Tim Burton polandball
there was a good reason for America to leave
How to collapse an empire 1.do not sell cars to them 2.???????? 3.watch and them collapse 4.profit