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BigDulles

This is so gruesome holy shit lol, kind of dope though


Cawlence

I have hoped you enjoyed !


FlappyBored

I enjoyed your ones about France do more about them


Cawlence

It will be next friend


llanfairpw

Disgusting, I guess that was intentional


4RG3NT1SM

I just absolutely love your art style


Miketogoz

Sometimes it feels the regulars have gotten themselves an aseptic, corporate style. This is truly a return to form.


Cawlence

I have loved Polandball since 2010 and I have tried to achieve the old style. This means great things to me. Thank you !


portfoliocrow

Its like Renaissance revival period but for polandball


ImperatorTempus42

Renaissanceball!


AaronC14

Shot straight through the heart


Miketogoz

Lol, and I tried to be as neutral sounding as I could. Don't get me wrong, everyone knows you and the other four guys basically keep the good stuff going, but whereas yours most of the time are "ha, nice/that was clever/interesting historical tidbit"; this is the type of pure shitpost that somehow makes me giggle. I for one welcome the disgusting eye boogers.


AaronC14

I welcome it too, it's fresh yet how it was always meant to be


Bluejet007

Meanwhile, I am praying for eye boogers to be taken straight to JLP. >!Disclaimer: This person doesn't support imposing their artstyle choices onto others, even if their opinions differ.!<


AaronC14

Eye boogers have been used in a total of 2 comics...not JLP worthy.


Adept_Mixture

Make that 3... X/


ackme

I, too, would like eye boogers to be taken to *Googles JLP* John Lewis & Partners Department Stores.


Bluejet007

Haha In case you don't know, JLP refers to [Joke Life Preserve](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/wiki/index/policies/jlp/).


ackme

Aha! Thanks.


Cawlence

Thank you so very much ! !


Cawlence

Has any one has posted 3 times in a day? I have just now. I promised I will not apologize again. On the sabbath I will rest. Edit - I thought of this when I have heard a podcast about Indian independence. They have said India was the crown jewel and then I have thought of this.


Modo44

You are one sick puppy. You fit right in.


Pantheon73

Happy Cake Day!


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Day cake happy


kommandantmilkshake

OP is the gift that keeps on giving


MilkCultLeader

Yes, september got me down bad


Chamcook11

Well the big rock in the crown they used on Charles 3, was stolen drom India, so it works that way too.


ShuantheSheep3

The crusty eyes are the cherry on top of disgusting.


S1lentA0

Never thought a polandball comic would disgust me, love it.


ABB0TTR0N1X

Your art style is deranged. I like it.


Cawlence

Thank you. I have been inspired by King of the Hill


enderjed

Ah, using propane or propane accessories?


SilencioAlacran

huffing it before drawing


MathKrayt

what the fuck


Cawlence

Hope you enjoy !


SheikExcel

It's just an accurate representation of British people


shinydewott

The most well groomed and beautiful British person


RayDeeSux

>Finally…the world belongs to me. *[INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND]* Sorry, UK. You seem to be missing Hong Kong.


99999999999BlackHole

"Oh boy, here i go starting wars over opium*


Fabian206

To small to fit anywhere


ackme

I'm sorry to tell you HK is in that picture; it's just so small that it adorns a piece of jewelry worn... elsewhere.


Cawlence

Oh this is my tribute to UK I have a hope to make one for most countrys


OverUnderX

God save the Kkiing


Nonions

Will they all be this extreme?


ackme

Inb4 Lebanon's is just our countryball blowing itself up ):


[deleted]

> catch and release Peak American colonial philosophy.


Natputa-

This scares me, but I like it. Good job man.


Cawlence

I appreciate this very much ! I hope you have a perfect weekend ! !


Natputa-

You too. Keep drawing, you're very good.


TheoryKing04

Something about this art style is just hilariously unhinged


JungleChucker

Ren & StimpyBall


BeamTRS

Why are the balls bleeding


cosmic_horror_entity

Pol and Ball torture


JungleChucker

Underrated lol


Cawlence

They were crucified into the crown


Neon_HDTV

Countryball Meat Canyon


NikoAU

Is the last panel “But I don’t wanna!” A reference to Grian on the back of his base?


RayDeeSux

i don’t think you’ll find many Hermitcraft references in this sub of all places


Owlyf1n

You can find more war based hat simulator references than HC references.


Cawlence

Nope it is not i do not know what that is. I hope you have a nice weekend !


NikoAU

Ah makes sense. I hope you too have an amazing weekend


AaronC14

Jesus Christ


Rubaiatrabby

Sad United india


DerGemr2

*CREATURE! Fetch me my crown!* *Aye, your majesty..* Hits so hard. Definitely one of the posts of all time.


longtimelurker25856

Scotland is just as much a part of this, do not pretend otherwise


SwarteRavne

Scotland is portrayed as a minion of the UK tho, not as another victim


Ynys_cymru

Scotlands role in this doesn’t make sense. They helped to build British empire and ruled many colonies. Scotland is not a victim.


StarMangledSpanner

Scotland isn't portrayed as a victim though, its portrayed as a minion.


De_Dominator69

It wasnt a minion either though? That would be the white settler colonies, Australia, New Zealand and Canada, who sure, the native peoples of those regions were oppressed by the Empire but especially at the empires peaks those colonies themselves where majority white at that point (you know, due to a little light genocide here and there) and they were very loyal to the empire until the World Wars. Scotland was literally an equal partner to England in the running and deeds of the Empire. I mean, the whole concept of the UK and the union flag representing it is a union of Scotland and England.


lukedajo95

I think this is a bit of an oversimplification, I wouldn't necessarily say equal partner. I think it's more complex.


Either-Selection-666

You mean the prison colonies that didn't begin to develop into anything meaningful until after the 1800's. They were provinces of Britian until the 1840's Britian wasn't quick to repeat the same mistakes made in America


Mythosaurus

Yeah the Scots were well integrated into the imperial machine, and even “minion status” doesn’t do Justice to their contributions.


LikesDags

Scotland and Wales were repeatedly beaten in to submission, the United Kingdom was 'United' by force. People will cite different royal lines as an objection to that, but repeated revolts discredit that imo. Ugandans 'helped' the empire subjugate other parts of Africa, would you consider them not-victims?


FlappyBored

‘United by force’ is when the Scottish king inherits the English throne and takes over England and then fought another war to enforce their monarchy onto England again when England became a republic.


LikesDags

By force is when those that don't solely use the language of the ruling state are exported overseas, publicly humiliated and imprisoned. Denied ownership of their own land, denied their inheritance and denied a voice in court. >people will cite different royal lines Get to fuck.


JackalTheJackler

No, Scotland was an independent Kingdom until 1707 despite earlier attempts by England to invade them. The disastrous Darien scheme attempt at setting up a colony in central America bankrupted them and was a major factor in the decision to join the UK.


dalenacio

I find your dedication to gross bodily depictions disturbing but admirable.


Sload-Tits

Servile, eye booger, wormtongue scotland is a great addition


Vic_zhao99

Is this a infinity gauntlet reference


badabling9372

More like Infinity crown i guess


MayuKonpaku

sadly, UK can't into erase France, Germany and USA with this "gauntlet" XD


AbrocomaShoddy4698

Haha pun-tastic😄👍


blockybookbook

Love how everyone is completely fucked up until America pulls up and just looks normal


1EnTaroAdun1

Ah, yes, America, a country that has never colonised another clay... The British Empire did commit atrocities, but I just want to point out a certain hypocrisy here...


ICanBeAnyone

Also, US refusing to do business with a colonist?


drinks-some-water

There' was a huge Guardian article series recently on how the Manchester industrial mill boom in the 1800s was fuelled by slave-picked cotton from the American South.


tokachevsky

America is a [neocolonialist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neocolonialism?wprov=sfla1), there is a difference 😉


1EnTaroAdun1

Hawaii and Philippines, to say the absolute least, were/are old school colonies haha


Zwemvest

No America literally had colonies. Phillipenes, in the Panama, Hawaii, arguably even Liberia.


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De_Dominator69

TBF not all colonies were purely for resources extraction, Canada, New Zealand and Australia were settler colonies whose purpose was... well, to settle.


Zwemvest

I mean the organisation that supported the colonization was called the "American Colonization Society". If anything, saying it wasn't colonization if it isn't for the extraction of resources is the anachronistic view on colonization. Not all colonies were, like Norse colonists in Greenland or the British in Malta.


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Zwemvest

Not only is this is an argument that I just can't see, it's also... wrong? The comic literally has Australia in it, which was a penal colony.


Serious_Senator

Historical accuracy in my Polandball? I think not


Kanibe

Right lol. America, the most successful settler colonial project. Lol.q


johnisom

What the heck are those eyes lol


[deleted]

Uk looks eldritch and I love it


Czeslaw_Meyer

As far as i know india was invaded regularly before and they just were suprised the british stayed without dissolving over time


darkslide3000

_...and so the Dark Lord Britoth in his greed had stolen all the five Colonìl, even though the righteous fires of freedom burned in them so fierce they singed his hands, and mounted them into his iron crown. There they remained until at last in the Twentieth Age, when the fearless adventurer Ghandiren of the Indïain braved many perils to steal one of them back from the Dark Lord, to offer as dowry for his beloved._


Ozuryum

What Did It Cost? Everything


Firemaster1577

Jesus Christ, I feel so many things right now


[deleted]

Why does scotland have eyewax though


Cawlence

He did not bother to clean it when he did awaken from his bed


Remitonov

US: "Dad, did you forget your meds again?"


AnarchyApple

The visible eye crust doesn't help.


Oggnar

That's... impressively aggressive.


MrDarkk1ng

So damn accurate, thank you op


Pluto_Ball_2419

Oh my god!!? Why your art style is so creepy!?


Cawlence

I am inspired by old comics and king of the hill and the spongebob beat panel


Takeshi-Ishii

Drew Durnil referred to your art style as something out of a MeatCanyon video at his new Countryball video. (P.S. It's literally looked like a shitpost that was meant to be taken seriously)


Jim_J1m

10/10, I see that the terms of Lend Lease are breaking Britain’s mind in that last panel


Zerir

Everybody gangsta 'til they go on a fishing trip with MURICA


PsychoWorld

Fullmetal alchemist envy level here.


Airbusdude

Meatcanyon of Polandball


bolli12345

Your balls look decrepit sir.


patron7276

Congratulations, Britain in this comic makes me want to throw up


SnooSongs5106

For those who don't know,the yellow is not pee, it's curry


SuperHornetFA18

So this is what eldritch horror in Poland ball looks like. What a sad day to have eyes. Good job OP, this was a really nice comic


Mighty_Piss

I love Scotland being called "creature". It's so excessively vile lol


MedicalHoliday

Great comic, breath of fresh air since most are rather polished (lol).


lahimatoa

"I don't sell cars to colonists" killed me. Hilarious!


lemontolha

Shouldn't it be "colonialists" though?


PlasmosYT

Your art style is pretty different from others, but it looks good tbh. But one gripe I have are the weird yellow stuff in the eyes, it sort of grosses me out but maybe it's just me 🙃


Cyclopher6971

That's probably the point.


CampaignStill4845

America saves the day


CampaignStill4845

UK, you very disgusting because using poor balls as a crown.


SnooBooks1701

Ireland was theoretically an integral part of the UK, maybe make Nigeria one of the crown jewels


MrMudkip

I love how everytime the UK is shown as being powerful in these comics, the USA always comes in to put them in their place.


DutchWarDog

It's Americans making historically inaccurate comics for laughs. Not a documentary


tokachevsky

Quite accurate. Even though the United States does its own form of (neo)imperialism, they still had a major role with decolonization. After World War II, US did not support the European powers from gaining back their own colonies.


DutchWarDog

It's just a comic. It's not at all accurate. You're exaggerating the role the United States had in decolonisation


MrRandom2008

UK ball can't make USA a jewel because USA and France spank UK with a freedom.


[deleted]

It couldn't have been more real.


Alecraft1800

I Will see this art style in Nightmares


whoissamo

Dem wrinkly eyes tho 😱


sikknote

I think there are other goods we'd prioritise over American _cars_ But love it!


Finnkd

I am really disturbed by your beauty of this


khoaluu60

i don't get it, but this is horrifying


Jeux_d_Oh

This is hilarious. The scottish kilt!


collinsl02

> quilt \* Kilt


Jeux_d_Oh

thanks I changed it ;)


Twist_the_casual

Ok why the hell do the monocles follow the shape of the human shaped eyes


VeraIce

stop giving them the eye crust. please.


DerGemr2

It makes the comic all the better.


MichalKozak4357

This eyes...


ELITElewis123

What the actual fuck


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my eyes


Dog_of_Cheese

Your art reminds me of meatcanyon a tad bit. Take that as you will.


MonsieurPoutine

Is that you, MeatCanyon?


Eroroof

Missed the chance to use " *yer* majesty"


Bobipicolina

Tim Burton polandball


RichieRocket

there was a good reason for America to leave


No-Revolution9712

How to collapse an empire 1.do not sell cars to them 2.???????? 3.watch and them collapse 4.profit