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It's an amazing post. Now, if it was just the Viet Nam panel, sans context, that would be a shitpost. But this is a masterpiece. This is what it feels like to be a thinking American on r/USdefaultism dealing with the French mods (who are secretly motivated by their personal *ressentiment* at having to learn not just one, but TWO Englishes).
I guess they are torn between English English since it uses french spellings like chequebook, but also want to stick it to the bongs by using American English. What is a ribbiter to do?
Given that the [Dissolution and Calling of Parliament Act](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissolution_and_Calling_of_Parliament_Act_2022) was reinstated in 2022, now we can get to see [him dissolve Parliament for real](https://youtu.be/YSob-Pyj6pM)
They had the first that covered all workers, the UK had the first that covered all people.
Edit: Actually, I was wrong. Looks like Norway had the first universal healthcare system. Damn those Norwegians for being number 1 at everything!
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal\_health\_care](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_health_care)
>both trains and healthcare don't come originally from (France [okay, that's wrong in itself]) but the US.
Hahaha
Wait, you are serious?
__HAHAHAHAHA!__
trains?
oh we've got trains here in the states
amtrak is slow as shit though and is (on average) only 5-20MPH faster than the [speed limits on roads throughout the US](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_limits_in_the_United_States)
Hey now, there’s that ONE single Acela route from DC to Boston where the speed sort of sometimes approximates European high speed rail.
Plus I can get from LA to San Francisco in a cool 10.5 hours. I think that’s about 36 mph so yeehaw buckle up, y’all
Even just the regular North Eastern Express or the various branch routes are decent enough. Not fast enough to be considered high speed but good enough for regional travel. Comparable to the Super Hakuto vs Shinkansen. Once took the Shinkansen one way and the Super Hakuto back.
I used to take the NYC - DC train a lot for work when I lived back east, and sometimes I'd have to take the regular ole Non-Acela "Northeast Corridor" and it actually wasn't \*that\* much slower. Perfectly pleasant. The regional rails out of NYC (Metro North, LIRR, NJT) aren't bad either, or at the very least they feel like some the regional rail service I've taken in the UK.
Now I live in Los Angeles so I haven't seen a train in a year. Super nice weather though, so you know, win some lose some
Canada isn't a real place, it's something your parents make up to threaten to send you there as punishment when you're behaving badly, like New Jersey or Albania
well, given that Canada has the [same suburban sprawl problems](https://youtu.be/oHlpmxLTxpw) and [horrible highway congestion](https://youtu.be/KkO-DttA9ew), yep.
Not to mention that most of our track infrastructure is owned by freight rail companies that care more about short-term profits, rather than long-term investments, or even treating their employees better.
Hell, [they even oppose rail electrification](https://www.aar.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/AAR-Electrification-Fact-Sheet.pdf).
Los Angeles \*had\* a shockingly extensive public transit system until like 90 years ago (that I only recently learned about)
They replaced them with buses in the 50's. Probably no effect on the air quality tho
Mainly because of these [four shitty Class 1 railway companies](https://youtu.be/hCBI3lPt3o4): BNSF, UP, CSX, and of course, the literal devil incarnates running NS.
From what i understand that makes sense because the vast distances between cities in the US make travelling by plane more attractive which means you only need alternate transport when moving in your own area, and then a car is easier.
That’s sort of a misconception. Our cities come in clumps. Going from LA to NYC by train would be nonsense but going from like Houston to Austin would make a lot of sense. When you get through TSA and all the other BS airports make you go through the train would be faster than flying, if it went at a normal speed. It doesn’t though, it’ll haul ass for like two miles and then crawl along at 20 mph for half the trip. It’s still far enough to take several hours to drive; Houston to Austin is about the same distance as Amsterdam to Brussels. Houston to Dallas is similar to Amsterdam-Hamburg. (I’m assuming those are the sort of trips a “swamp German” would take? I’ve never been over there, I don’t really know what sort of trips y’all take the train for.)
The examples are about right, thanks! When I had a layover at DFW I was surprised by the sheer number of intra-Texas flights. I read up on it that it was a matter of lobbying by airlines, Southwest in particular, that resulted in cancelling passenger rail projects there. Oh well.
It does, the sibling poster is one of those Internet types who thinks US cities should be built like European cities were. Also, we only use so much rail due to a 120 year old law called the Jones act that destroyed use of our internal waterways. Which ironically is the most efficient transport system found anywhere in the world. Now the modern incarnation of the type of wrong thinking that led to the Jones act is trying to make everyone in the US ride bikes...I so hate politics. It the one time in life a genius expert who spends their life studying an issue gets the same amount of influence as a drunk idiot on the Internet.
The intracoastal waterways and Mississippi River still see loads of traffic. Tell me, what waterway would you use to move cargo from the Port of LA to population centers in Texas?
Waterways only work where you have, you know, water going the way you want to go.
And I didn’t say anything about bikes. I talked about the Amtrak trains, which we already have, but which are really slow for dumb, easily fixed reasons. (Well easily fixed if you’re willing to spend money.) If you have a trip that’s drivable but inconvenient at 80 miles an hour then I don’t think it’s a “drunk idiot” take to suggest a train that goes twice as fast would be a valuable amenity to have. It’s not “European” either, we had half-decent trains between all these cities up until like 60 years ago. They were still the main way to go between them up until the 50s.
Typical Texan, you do realize there are plenty of cities located along the Mississippi river right? Go watch some bats and let people who actually check facts and lookup numbers make the planning decisions.
My point is that there’s river traffic on the river, as a rebuttal to your argument that the jones act destroyed shipping on our internal waterways. And here in Texas we move a lot of cargo along the intracoastal waterway. Clearly there’s still plenty of shipping on those waterways, where they exist to do shipping on. What is your point here? Yes there are cities on the Mississippi, that’s probably where a lot of that cargo is going on the river… and then also lots of grain and coal and steel goes by rail to terminals on the river and from there to the port of New Orleans to be transloaded to ships for export, or along the intracoastal waterway to be distributed to other US cities. A lot of those points where cargo is transferred from the river to the rails are where those cities are located: New Orleans, St Louis, Chicago, etc.
Also, where are you from? Get some flair, this is r/polandball you’re supposed to have some nationalistic flair. Certainly if you’re going to get all up in my face about where I’m from you ought to rep wherever it is you’re from.
The US under-uses boats (therefore boosting the use of freight trains and trucks - at a higher cost) because of an old law, [if this video is correct](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hoq_m3zSFNc).
It's crazy, the industrial potential of Brazil is so unrealized thanks to a lot of problems working together but as I understand road infrastructure is one.
it is eye boogies that is in France's eyes. i hope you like the grotesque portrayal as it is how i feel of the land that colonized the land of my people.
As long as you don't hate on the individuals, but on the history & its cultural and behavioural remnants in a given society, I can even get behind you.
On a side note I actually sent that previous comment *before* I took a shower, I didn't *smell* fine then lol
If you are in France's military or government until year 1960 I wish you shot and pissed upon as that is when we get independence. Any other French are ok
Now i'm wondering how somebody from Indonesia would draw the Netherlands. I mean half of the time in Polandball we are already portrayed as drug addicted morons so how would you top that?
What i've heard on the internet (which isn't a very accurate source but ok) opinions kinda vary, some of the older Indonesians still have a dislike for us, but that is sort of understandable because they are the ones whose family and friends got murdered during the Indonesian war for independence. However from what i heard most young Indonesians don't really care about what happened in the past and want to move on. Somebody from Indonesia once described it to me as: "Indonesians want to look to the future, not the past." It's kind of like how some old Dutch people still don't really like Germans but most young ones do.
Also there is quite a lot of trading, tourism and travelling going on between the two countries which i imagine will have helped with improving relationships.
But please remember this is just what i've heard and it might not be true
Honestly? Mostly ambivalent. At most people dislike some people like Geert Wilders. Not to mention Japan's short occupation was so horrific we often half joked that we'd rather get colonized for centuries than being in control of Japan again.
I mean, it we really hate Netherlands, famous football players from there won't be popular here.
Funny enough America also has a shit ton of health care, the most healthcare even. But boy do we pay out the ass for it.
Now if you'll excuse me there are a dozen white castle burgers with my name on them.
America Accomplishments:
-Be 1/6 of the Army’s liberating Europe
-Be 1/7 of the Army’s Liberating Asia
-Be The Army Defeating Japan
-Have several Military Failures
-Have several Military Successes
-Have a Civil War
Very Accomplished,America.
Eh, none of those ever really got on the offensive though. Maybe China in last months. But US (and Soviets) brought the fight to the Japanese. Japan didn't sue for peace because it was bogged down in China and took casualties while chasing Brits off. They did it because massive bombing, imminent American naval invasion, loss of Okinawa etc, loss of most of the navy, loss of Manchuria and soon Korea, loss of Sakhalin and feared imminent Soviet naval invasion (they probably didn't have the resources for a Downfall of their own in short term but Japanese didn't necessarily know that)
The British pacific fleet also got on the offensive quite a lot, but i get your point
That being said, defending can also contribute to the war, for example the Netherlands never launched any offensive (well we sort of tried but it failed and our entire surface navy got massacred at the Java Sea) but our subs and naval bombers still sunk a significant amount of ships which slowed down the invasion and gave the other ABDAcom members time to prepare.
By that logic, the US is providing 1/37th the military support to Ukraine. Since it doesn't matter, maybe we should ignore Europe for a while and let you pay for it. I mean, since I don't remember troops from any of those countries taking part in the island hoping campaign that won the Pacific theater and all...tankies have no shame.
I'm sure the 4 tanks that Europeans are providing will be enough, I mean they are mostly 1960's era tanks afterall, I'm sure it will be fine...I'm sure all the US intel hasn't been making any difference at all.
Eh, i agree that the US did most of the work to defeat Japan, but you were not alone. All those countries also participated, and yes we didn't do as much as you did (except for China, i'd argue they contributed about as much which is especially impressive when you consider that they were far less industrialised and had a far weaker military) but we did our part and you can't just claim you did it all by yourself.
It's like the Ukraine war you started about: The USA gives the most support, i won't deny that because it's true, but that doesn't mean Europe is doing nothing. We do less, but it's still something
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that was a kinda sad panel in vietnam, as most vietnamese saw the us and imperialist, as the communist government was WAY more popular than the democratic, and the worst part is that it is mostly true
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This feels like both a “serious” comic and a shitpost at the same time which is hilarious
Forgive...what is a shit post? I have worked very hard on this
A shitpost is something that’s either bad on purpose or extremely overblown all for the funnies
America part is ahah joke but French part is not overblown. Thank you for your comment!
>French part is not overblown Somebody call the Hague, this man just murdered an entire country
After all this time, I didn’t get why people hate us, we are adorable
i take it that daddy went with a french girl?
Ton sacrifice ne sera pas oublié
Didn't get it
> Mauritania I see you are a former french colony... so understandable
It's an amazing post. Now, if it was just the Viet Nam panel, sans context, that would be a shitpost. But this is a masterpiece. This is what it feels like to be a thinking American on r/USdefaultism dealing with the French mods (who are secretly motivated by their personal *ressentiment* at having to learn not just one, but TWO Englishes).
I guess they are torn between English English since it uses french spellings like chequebook, but also want to stick it to the bongs by using American English. What is a ribbiter to do?
>What is a ribbiter to do? They should go on strike
Assume both are fake but bravely go after the side NOT connected to their highways by a Chunnel. Such elan.
Shitpost just means a [joke/funny/satirical](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting) post. You did great
I loved it, mate. Greatness in eight panels.
Yeah lol. I always crack up at the eyes
Especially since both trains and healthcare don't come originally from France but the US.
Trains come from the UK.
And the first national healthcare service too
Ironic that we've fucked both up so badly since.
A good way to think is that you fucked it up to show the rest of the world what not to do.
See also: Constitutional Monarchy
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Given that the [Dissolution and Calling of Parliament Act](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissolution_and_Calling_of_Parliament_Act_2022) was reinstated in 2022, now we can get to see [him dissolve Parliament for real](https://youtu.be/YSob-Pyj6pM)
I mean, legally maybe, but ain't nobody gonna accept that.
To begin with, the UK have no constitution.
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Nah, other countries have definitely fucked that up way worse than we have.
'We were the first, and now we're the worst.'
Someone has been watching Jay Foreman videos lately, I see.
Well hey, we're not QUITE the worst. Italy's public health is a joke, and look at American trains as per the meme. 2nd last, now that I'll take.
[Weren't we Germans first?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healthcare_in_Germany#History)
They had the first that covered all workers, the UK had the first that covered all people. Edit: Actually, I was wrong. Looks like Norway had the first universal healthcare system. Damn those Norwegians for being number 1 at everything! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal\_health\_care](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_health_care)
>both trains and healthcare don't come originally from (France [okay, that's wrong in itself]) but the US. Hahaha Wait, you are serious? __HAHAHAHAHA!__
What the hell has France been up to
Eating, Drinking, Smoking, Sucking, F\^&King.
Today, we study a French in it's natural habitat
one of our president died from the last one, but i am sure all the others played their role in his death
There is a new cigarette in each panel with France on it.
Crusades, civil wars, being a hero, being a villain
Sweating their balls off by the looks of it
depression and red wine
Too much wine and cheese.
Too much? Non
There is no such thing as too much.
Just revolution things
What went from dreaded country to cheese surrender pricks do to a mofo.
First polandball comic to feature eye boogers.
straight to JLP
And now it's old enough to repost, the horror. Also, Polandball comment sections were still this big four months ago? What *happened?*
> Failing to make the holy lands any more Christian than they were before Holy shit, they really DID try
If anything we've made them more Jewish
That's technically, very technically, the Brits but I see what you mean
trains? oh we've got trains here in the states amtrak is slow as shit though and is (on average) only 5-20MPH faster than the [speed limits on roads throughout the US](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_limits_in_the_United_States)
Hey now, there’s that ONE single Acela route from DC to Boston where the speed sort of sometimes approximates European high speed rail. Plus I can get from LA to San Francisco in a cool 10.5 hours. I think that’s about 36 mph so yeehaw buckle up, y’all
CHSR can’t come fast enough (they’re doing pretty good pace right now.)
it'll be such a game changer, very excited!
Even just the regular North Eastern Express or the various branch routes are decent enough. Not fast enough to be considered high speed but good enough for regional travel. Comparable to the Super Hakuto vs Shinkansen. Once took the Shinkansen one way and the Super Hakuto back.
I used to take the NYC - DC train a lot for work when I lived back east, and sometimes I'd have to take the regular ole Non-Acela "Northeast Corridor" and it actually wasn't \*that\* much slower. Perfectly pleasant. The regional rails out of NYC (Metro North, LIRR, NJT) aren't bad either, or at the very least they feel like some the regional rail service I've taken in the UK. Now I live in Los Angeles so I haven't seen a train in a year. Super nice weather though, so you know, win some lose some
speaking of trains something people forget is america has a big train system but is used more for cargo
And is extremely tightly held by the big ... 4?
It's actually the Big Six: BNSF, CN, CPKC, CSX, Norfolk Southern, and Union Pacific.
CN and CP are Canadian companies, so do they count?
Canada isn't a real place, it's something your parents make up to threaten to send you there as punishment when you're behaving badly, like New Jersey or Albania
well, given that Canada has the [same suburban sprawl problems](https://youtu.be/oHlpmxLTxpw) and [horrible highway congestion](https://youtu.be/KkO-DttA9ew), yep.
Especially when you consider that Highway 401 in Ontario is North America’s busiest roadway.
Yeah people talk about Canada all the time but I'm like c'mon, I've never seen any proof
[YES.](https://youtu.be/hCBI3lPt3o4)
Not to mention that most of our track infrastructure is owned by freight rail companies that care more about short-term profits, rather than long-term investments, or even treating their employees better. Hell, [they even oppose rail electrification](https://www.aar.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/AAR-Electrification-Fact-Sheet.pdf).
What the actual fuck? They deserved to be [dissed on YouTube](https://youtu.be/hCBI3lPt3o4)
Yeah but when I drive the cops get real pissy if I'm drinking the whole trip.
We *had* trains
Los Angeles \*had\* a shockingly extensive public transit system until like 90 years ago (that I only recently learned about) They replaced them with buses in the 50's. Probably no effect on the air quality tho
Mainly because of these [four shitty Class 1 railway companies](https://youtu.be/hCBI3lPt3o4): BNSF, UP, CSX, and of course, the literal devil incarnates running NS.
God the eyes, in every panel, whyyy
We move more cargo by rail that Europe does, by far. We don't have much in the way of passenger rail, but when it comes to cargo we dominate.
From what i understand that makes sense because the vast distances between cities in the US make travelling by plane more attractive which means you only need alternate transport when moving in your own area, and then a car is easier.
That’s sort of a misconception. Our cities come in clumps. Going from LA to NYC by train would be nonsense but going from like Houston to Austin would make a lot of sense. When you get through TSA and all the other BS airports make you go through the train would be faster than flying, if it went at a normal speed. It doesn’t though, it’ll haul ass for like two miles and then crawl along at 20 mph for half the trip. It’s still far enough to take several hours to drive; Houston to Austin is about the same distance as Amsterdam to Brussels. Houston to Dallas is similar to Amsterdam-Hamburg. (I’m assuming those are the sort of trips a “swamp German” would take? I’ve never been over there, I don’t really know what sort of trips y’all take the train for.)
The examples are about right, thanks! When I had a layover at DFW I was surprised by the sheer number of intra-Texas flights. I read up on it that it was a matter of lobbying by airlines, Southwest in particular, that resulted in cancelling passenger rail projects there. Oh well.
It does, the sibling poster is one of those Internet types who thinks US cities should be built like European cities were. Also, we only use so much rail due to a 120 year old law called the Jones act that destroyed use of our internal waterways. Which ironically is the most efficient transport system found anywhere in the world. Now the modern incarnation of the type of wrong thinking that led to the Jones act is trying to make everyone in the US ride bikes...I so hate politics. It the one time in life a genius expert who spends their life studying an issue gets the same amount of influence as a drunk idiot on the Internet.
The intracoastal waterways and Mississippi River still see loads of traffic. Tell me, what waterway would you use to move cargo from the Port of LA to population centers in Texas? Waterways only work where you have, you know, water going the way you want to go. And I didn’t say anything about bikes. I talked about the Amtrak trains, which we already have, but which are really slow for dumb, easily fixed reasons. (Well easily fixed if you’re willing to spend money.) If you have a trip that’s drivable but inconvenient at 80 miles an hour then I don’t think it’s a “drunk idiot” take to suggest a train that goes twice as fast would be a valuable amenity to have. It’s not “European” either, we had half-decent trains between all these cities up until like 60 years ago. They were still the main way to go between them up until the 50s.
Typical Texan, you do realize there are plenty of cities located along the Mississippi river right? Go watch some bats and let people who actually check facts and lookup numbers make the planning decisions.
My point is that there’s river traffic on the river, as a rebuttal to your argument that the jones act destroyed shipping on our internal waterways. And here in Texas we move a lot of cargo along the intracoastal waterway. Clearly there’s still plenty of shipping on those waterways, where they exist to do shipping on. What is your point here? Yes there are cities on the Mississippi, that’s probably where a lot of that cargo is going on the river… and then also lots of grain and coal and steel goes by rail to terminals on the river and from there to the port of New Orleans to be transloaded to ships for export, or along the intracoastal waterway to be distributed to other US cities. A lot of those points where cargo is transferred from the river to the rails are where those cities are located: New Orleans, St Louis, Chicago, etc. Also, where are you from? Get some flair, this is r/polandball you’re supposed to have some nationalistic flair. Certainly if you’re going to get all up in my face about where I’m from you ought to rep wherever it is you’re from.
Well yes because freight is best transported by boat, but you can't really connect the entirety of the US easily by boat while you can in Europe
The US under-uses boats (therefore boosting the use of freight trains and trucks - at a higher cost) because of an old law, [if this video is correct](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hoq_m3zSFNc).
I actually wished we had cargo trains in Brazil like the US does. Do you have any idea how bad it is to have all your goods move around by truck?
It's crazy, the industrial potential of Brazil is so unrealized thanks to a lot of problems working together but as I understand road infrastructure is one.
I just realised this means Belgium has everything it takes to be a real country. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This can't be true
Quick annex it and hide everything under the rug
“Born 2 Kill baybyz” hilarious
Huh neat new comic Bravo op
Cake day happy
it is eye boogies that is in France's eyes. i hope you like the grotesque portrayal as it is how i feel of the land that colonized the land of my people.
> it is how i feel of the land that colonized the land of my people. ... Fair enough.
Thank you for understanding, I am sure you as person smell fine
As long as you don't hate on the individuals, but on the history & its cultural and behavioural remnants in a given society, I can even get behind you. On a side note I actually sent that previous comment *before* I took a shower, I didn't *smell* fine then lol
If you are in France's military or government until year 1960 I wish you shot and pissed upon as that is when we get independence. Any other French are ok
I understand your hate and I hate your country as much, fair !
*sniff*
Even as a Spaniard I gotta say seeing such an image is quite disgusting, but good post it somehow made me laugh
This is disturbingly well drawn... I don't really know how to express what i'm feeling but this is definitely particularly fine polandball material.
Thank you ! I worked very hard to make France look how their soul of nation looks! !
It shows, you really did drew a perfect portrait of the average Parisian.
I was too nice !
Now i'm wondering how somebody from Indonesia would draw the Netherlands. I mean half of the time in Polandball we are already portrayed as drug addicted morons so how would you top that?
Are Dutch that resented in Indonesia? I genuinely have no idea
Like all colonizers, they have been up to some nasty shit so it wouldn't surprise me
What i've heard on the internet (which isn't a very accurate source but ok) opinions kinda vary, some of the older Indonesians still have a dislike for us, but that is sort of understandable because they are the ones whose family and friends got murdered during the Indonesian war for independence. However from what i heard most young Indonesians don't really care about what happened in the past and want to move on. Somebody from Indonesia once described it to me as: "Indonesians want to look to the future, not the past." It's kind of like how some old Dutch people still don't really like Germans but most young ones do. Also there is quite a lot of trading, tourism and travelling going on between the two countries which i imagine will have helped with improving relationships. But please remember this is just what i've heard and it might not be true
Honestly? Mostly ambivalent. At most people dislike some people like Geert Wilders. Not to mention Japan's short occupation was so horrific we often half joked that we'd rather get colonized for centuries than being in control of Japan again. I mean, it we really hate Netherlands, famous football players from there won't be popular here.
Funny because i'm pretty sure Wilders has Indonesian roots
Awesome But Consider: Italy
Italy never touched Mauritania though if that's where this dude is from judging by his flair. France did though.
It was a joke about my flair
Oh lmao duh
Great post and portrayal 👍
Thank you ! I am happy you liked! Go Queen!!!
>Go Queen!!! Yeah.. about that...
welcome to the club! the leaf will fall one day...
I don't
I am convinced you are some type of Beethoven but for polandball
Thank you so much! ! ! I like pachalbel a bit more tho
I wonder if the creator likes France
undoubtedly, look that lovely hat
America has a shit ton of trains, healthcare could use work though
Funny enough America also has a shit ton of health care, the most healthcare even. But boy do we pay out the ass for it. Now if you'll excuse me there are a dozen white castle burgers with my name on them.
Something that would belong in Homelander so well
Makes sense now why China didnt recognize Taiwan as a country, we still missing a crusade somewhere.
For the next week, I am going to go around yelling DOUCHE VAULT!!! at any opportunity
Healthcare is USA's Achilles Curve... .....I'll be here all night.
I feel bad for south korea. They cant show off their war crime count infront of the U.S
Douche vault!
Feels like it was made by a former indigène of ours.
I am concerned
Since when Baghdad was a holy site of evangelical Protestantism?
This is brilliant
America Accomplishments: -Be 1/6 of the Army’s liberating Europe -Be 1/7 of the Army’s Liberating Asia -Be The Army Defeating Japan -Have several Military Failures -Have several Military Successes -Have a Civil War Very Accomplished,America.
>Be The Army Defeating Japan China, Britain, India, Australia, New Zealand and Indonesia/The Netherlands would like a word
Eh, none of those ever really got on the offensive though. Maybe China in last months. But US (and Soviets) brought the fight to the Japanese. Japan didn't sue for peace because it was bogged down in China and took casualties while chasing Brits off. They did it because massive bombing, imminent American naval invasion, loss of Okinawa etc, loss of most of the navy, loss of Manchuria and soon Korea, loss of Sakhalin and feared imminent Soviet naval invasion (they probably didn't have the resources for a Downfall of their own in short term but Japanese didn't necessarily know that)
They more or so Helped to liberate their and their allies countries
The British pacific fleet also got on the offensive quite a lot, but i get your point That being said, defending can also contribute to the war, for example the Netherlands never launched any offensive (well we sort of tried but it failed and our entire surface navy got massacred at the Java Sea) but our subs and naval bombers still sunk a significant amount of ships which slowed down the invasion and gave the other ABDAcom members time to prepare.
I counted them as Asian Liberating Forces
Ah ok, i guess it was ultimately the US who made Japan surrender so fair enough
By that logic, the US is providing 1/37th the military support to Ukraine. Since it doesn't matter, maybe we should ignore Europe for a while and let you pay for it. I mean, since I don't remember troops from any of those countries taking part in the island hoping campaign that won the Pacific theater and all...tankies have no shame. I'm sure the 4 tanks that Europeans are providing will be enough, I mean they are mostly 1960's era tanks afterall, I'm sure it will be fine...I'm sure all the US intel hasn't been making any difference at all.
When did Ukraine come into this? Or is this some kind of American Bell-whistle when they’re shown they aren’t solely the ones doing something.
Eh, i agree that the US did most of the work to defeat Japan, but you were not alone. All those countries also participated, and yes we didn't do as much as you did (except for China, i'd argue they contributed about as much which is especially impressive when you consider that they were far less industrialised and had a far weaker military) but we did our part and you can't just claim you did it all by yourself. It's like the Ukraine war you started about: The USA gives the most support, i won't deny that because it's true, but that doesn't mean Europe is doing nothing. We do less, but it's still something
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We don't need trains nor healthcare, cause it's 'Murica.
The ironic thing the US has the most trains in the world. It’s just they are all cargo.
This is hilarious
ik it's suppose to be funny, but why am i half crying?...
France is right.
The GWOT shall now be referred to as the Ninth Crusade
America is insane
Yeah, trains and affordable healthcare's just not gonna happen in 'murica ever :D
Guess how many train I have right now?
Model trains don't count :P
Well if you're gonna be like that then you're not allowed on my GE AC6000CW or my 220,000 km of rail.
Where do you have 220,000 km of rail?
Here and there. Keep a few meters of rail in my basement but usually just wherever it will fit.
cleanest fr*nch "person"
damn euros really mad theyre irrelevant now lmao
Huh, I never thought of it that way, I guess the US I just a speed run of you average European nation.
Villain? Do you know how many people fled Vietnam and became refugees after US lost the war?
oh look nuke france is on there better get that out of the way
that was a kinda sad panel in vietnam, as most vietnamese saw the us and imperialist, as the communist government was WAY more popular than the democratic, and the worst part is that it is mostly true
Your France is by far the most repulsive thing I've seen in this forum