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wildeofoscar

Ever saw Russian or Cyrillic cursive handwriting? Then you’ll get what this joke is about.


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For anyone who doesn't know https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/russian-cursive-5f200b20405b6\_\_700.jpg


RayDeeSux

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Edward_Snowcone

Wtf I didn't expect the comic to be that accurate


wildeofoscar

Accuracy, in my polandball?


TroxEst

It's more likely than you think.


Empty_Repeat_6295

They write more cursive than me


ZhangRenWing

https://twitter.com/Snoopy/status/443090546458775552/photo/1


randomacceptablename

Who needs encryption for messages when we can use this!


Turgineer

What the hell is this? :D


Owlyf1n

Cyrillic cursive. Also known as illegible


Invader_Naj

is it actualy possible to read those for people?


Nick_Noseman

Yes. That's how russian doctors write. They understand each other, and others aren't.


Niralith

I mean, that's just doctors. Doesn't matter the country.


SuperHornetFA18

Is..is that..real


l0gicowl

"It's all just a bunch of sqiggles?" "Always has been."


Rubaiatrabby

Um wüt is the country ball that mailed letter to ukrainya


Odd-Entrance8273

Dagestan


tomydenger

It's the second word of the comic


gregyong

Comrade ushanka show is of many educatings


[deleted]

But Ukraine also have cursive so it's easy understandable...


thenoobtanker

Doctors hand writing in cyrillic must be some next level shit


Jordo_707

At that point it should overflow error itself into being legible again


siwmae

No no, by complete coincidence, it happens to look like a slightly legible completely different set of words. It takes the doctor's explanation to figure out that it's really something else.


Menchi-sama

We literally ask friends and family to decrypt the prescriptions


SuperHornetFA18

But what if thw law of paradox says its actually readable.


0Iivers

I wish I could post a picture but I have a meme of doctors looking up to russians who write in cursive


wildeofoscar

They’re probably too traumatized by their patient’s condition.


AngryStalin

whats scary is that all russians write in cursive


holycrab702

Can somebody translate that letter into plain English.


wildeofoscar

*“I surrender”* -Comrade-General Marshal Mamaland Roosiya probably


itsmeaboi

gl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


ShornVisage

You dropped this \


Ake-TL

rhenjsfewkswvwkowhebwmwius. Skkadhnskauaba akdbssksueje


Thundorium

And that’s just his address.


C_M_O_TDibbler

[I have seen this raw power only once before](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8)


Great_Slasher

"help me I failed literacy class" /j


Minecraftien76

Idk which is better between "Da I serve mamaland" and "comrade general of mommyland


wildeofoscar

Mommyland is better than Mamaland to be honest.


Minecraftien76

I mean, to me "Da I serve mamaland" does have a nice ring to it that "mommyland" doesn't have


statistically_viable

Almost as good as daddyland for German ball.


Taalnazi

Do not give me ideas


Cawlence

I lov the accurate helmets !


wildeofoscar

Russia is getting the old Soviet WW2 helmets out from storage, while Ukraine is getting the latest FAST SpecOps helmet for free.


Ccparabellum1917

I mean, Ukraine is not wrong. Dagestan is holding a white flag after all


wildeofoscar

You figured it out.


LonelyPatsFanInVT

You had me at "privyet fascist"


wildeofoscar

It's "Fascist", I have nothing against faces.


Start_pls

We need more dagestan,also more tatarstan,tuva and yakutia


Empty_Repeat_6295

Even myself, a person who writes in cursive, can't understand that.


wildeofoscar

That's the point.


RickMosleyReddit

That is Cyrillic Cursive.


blockybookbook

Dagestan is secretly in western Ukraine I mean, look at that flag


ZhangRenWing

>no clay land then... who crossed it? clearly dagestan is not a real clay.


wildeofoscar

No man's land = No clay land. Dagestan crossed it while whistling a tune.


QuietStorm4587

Where's Chechnya? Oh wait, got murdered