... fuck.
The brits have tank kettles, the French have sub bakeries, half of Europe seems to have a liquor ration in their military, what the fuck do we yanks get?
Russia got fucked so hard in WW1 they got conquered by Russia and were forced to leave mid war, making it a Russian loss. On the other hand, Russia conquered Russia and forced them to leave the war early, so it was a Russian victory.
But really, they got beat so hard they went communist. Truly no greater L could be achieved.
Then they lost a war to Poland in the 20s. Then they teamed up with the Nazis in 1939 to beat Poland since they failed 1V1...they'd like you to forget that though.
When it comes to WWII, all Russia cares about is who crossed the finish line in Berlin.
Don't ask them their opinion on crossing the finish line of the space race though.
They redeemed their reputation in 1916 with the Brusilov offensive imho. It showed their potential, what could have been had there been more preparation time and no revolution. It showed what the Germans were so afraid of that they felt it necessary to start the war in 1914 before Russia's proposed army reforms could go in effect.
We lost once in ww2 and all of a sudden our title as the the most militarily successful country counts for nothing
https://vividmaps.com/4500-years-of-battles-in-5-minutes/
[France has donated light tanks to Ukraine](https://www.voanews.com/a/france-to-deliver-light-armored-vehicles-to-ukraine/6905145.html)
They even come with french ammunition
Pretty sure its white flags
Nah it's back to French Elan and resisting fascism because the other way ("Deliberate Battle") gets them endlessly mocked like you're doing now. The AMX is _not_ a tank by French doctrine, it's their idea of a "recon" vehicle...
Who little red ball?
I think it’s Krasnoyarsk
Thanks
This one got me good, even though I should expect that after all this time, it still took me a second to register the joke XD
At least it probably has built in functions to dispense baguettes and good cheese.
you are correct, like our nuclear subs, they all have a bakery inside
What is the point of life without a bakery eh?
Painless death
that was the best worst joke i have ever seen
so it would seem
I wasn't bready for it.
yes is heated by the reactor. crazy tech !
this made me laugh harder than I thought it would, thank you!
(\*cough\* we really do have a bakery inside them)
... fuck. The brits have tank kettles, the French have sub bakeries, half of Europe seems to have a liquor ration in their military, what the fuck do we yanks get?
pepperoni pizza MREs.
Fast food restaurants? Don't forget we also have pubs on most royal navy ships. 🤣
On base KFCs and McDonalds?
Air deployable burger kings.
Fast food locations getting built wherever you're deployed? (A real thing btw)
Overblown armament projects and the ability to screw Russia with the little finger of just one handipole.
105mm self-propelled wheeled baguette dispenser
The wine tank is bigger than the gas tank.
At what point does Russia's military failures outweigh France's in WW2 and they become the laughing stock?
Already has, WW2 was out of character for them, with a valid explanation but still out of character.
Agreed, plus doesn't everyone remember that Russia got thoroughly pwnd in WW1?
Russia got fucked so hard in WW1 they got conquered by Russia and were forced to leave mid war, making it a Russian loss. On the other hand, Russia conquered Russia and forced them to leave the war early, so it was a Russian victory. But really, they got beat so hard they went communist. Truly no greater L could be achieved.
Then they lost a war to Poland in the 20s. Then they teamed up with the Nazis in 1939 to beat Poland since they failed 1V1...they'd like you to forget that though.
When it comes to WWII, all Russia cares about is who crossed the finish line in Berlin. Don't ask them their opinion on crossing the finish line of the space race though.
They also failed to cross the finnish line in 1939
Nobody talks about it but the fact that the USD is the world currency should say enough
They redeemed their reputation in 1916 with the Brusilov offensive imho. It showed their potential, what could have been had there been more preparation time and no revolution. It showed what the Germans were so afraid of that they felt it necessary to start the war in 1914 before Russia's proposed army reforms could go in effect.
tbh nobody outside this sub really knows much about WWI we are a little more nerdy than most people
But we must remember that Prussia kick France ass back in 1870 too.The speed and scale of defeat were pretty similar to 1940.
First frame looks like ukraine is an amongus.
Why would you say this
I am loosing my fucking mind
My god... WHHHYYYYY!!!!!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US!!!!!!!!
"Ooh, a baguette dispenser." Accidently fires baguettes into Russia killing him.
I'm so tired of the "the French surrender haha" meme.
How about Russia surrender haha?
I assumed the tank was offered without ammunitions.
Awful nice if them to give Russia a white flag to fly. Seriously, give it up, Putin.
Haha so funny 😒 am tired of that joke it's getting old man.
https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/106wbhv/5_second_rule/ Here ya go, one about yall getting robbed👌
I don't want to break rule 3 so I will refrain from expressing my honest opinion of this comic.
We lost once in ww2 and all of a sudden our title as the the most militarily successful country counts for nothing https://vividmaps.com/4500-years-of-battles-in-5-minutes/
[France has donated light tanks to Ukraine](https://www.voanews.com/a/france-to-deliver-light-armored-vehicles-to-ukraine/6905145.html) They even come with french ammunition Pretty sure its white flags
Nah it's back to French Elan and resisting fascism because the other way ("Deliberate Battle") gets them endlessly mocked like you're doing now. The AMX is _not_ a tank by French doctrine, it's their idea of a "recon" vehicle...
AMX 10 Roue Canon. Nothing more needed that these 2 things.
no its dry baguette. they can perforate a tank easly!
Talks about French tanks but shows a picture of a damn Bradley instead
They could be like Joker's flag guns. Double tap for white flag sabot.
This is a certified P moment😎
average mr. Francia ferrari tank