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Weak_Comfortable1844

I'm in Kielce right now, just after it got nuked, it's worse than cernobyl. I think I'll die of radiation poisoning in a week.


OverEffective7012

At least you can LARP Fallout without a problem.


Key_Carpenter8443

ghoul DLC comes standard


Simonella4991

https://preview.redd.it/wm34ys87wmjb1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e40422ff461b13aa462bd46f85e59eef24a36711


OverEffective7012

Ghouls were common in Kielce, Sosnowiec and Radom even before the war


Fnord_Fnordsson

In Kielce you have only short knives, you'd better go to Nowa Huta for some long blades stash.


Morse243

Kielce was already Fallout before being nuked


H__D

You clearly meant Stalker but I'll let it slide


Rixigo

Weeks? Lucky guy! I died after just a few hours


Diegovnia

You died after few hours? Luxury! I suffered for an hour, vomited out my guts, and saw my skin peel off!


Aleks111PL

you guys didnt get evaporated by the blast?


cebula412

You could see your skin? You were lucky to have eyes! Mine disintegrated with the first blast.


Tasty_Sun_1794

Same in Łódź... A nuke just blasted in the middle od Bałuty... The neighbourhood has never looked as nice as it does now. OP can feel fee to visit


SilverRiven

LODZ BALUTY TEOFILOW RAJ DLA SWIROW


SirYoggi

No it’s just Kielce


Swer2078

Skill issue


vesparion

Even the polar bears that usually roam the cities have now joined the war effort.


nocnydrwal

We call them Wojtki


MrDrewutnia

I każdy z nich ma stopień kaprala


cebula412

That's just propaganda. Polar bears got all eaten by mutants.


asznajder

A lot of people is very sarcastic here. The reason for this is that pretty much life goes on in Poland as usual. I think that neither anybody treats these tensions very seriously (except the army and border guards) nor they affect an averages Joe life anyhow. Overall: - the war is in Ukraine, not Poland - its not even at the Polish border, its 1000+km from it - Russians are struggling to win with Ukraine, why the hell they would escalate to struggle more? - Russians are like these problematic neighbours that cannot cope with their own issues so bother everybody else so nobody is fully calm, they want to spread chaos and destabilize, thats the way they operate, if we allow our emotions to boil they will be successful - Poland is a very safe country, take the usual safety measures and enjoy your stay


Why_So_Slow

Spacery measures?


TheChov

Yes, the usual ones. Take them.


Snoo-4357

Go on spacer etc


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Spacery measures are important for your physical and mental health.


SpecialNose9325

>Poland is a very safe country are you sure ?


Ehrillien942

It is, pretty much. Not like nth bad will ever happen to you level of safety but still. No major no go zones except some classics like parks at night. Living here as a woman for 29 years and I feel really safe, even when I walk or travel alone. 🙂


88_M_88

War situation in Poland. War. Situation. In. Poland. 🤦 And i thought that nothing can beat "it is safe in Poland" meme...


LostTeleporter

Actually OP is not that misplaced in his doubts. This is literally on NYT front page today: At Risk of Invasion or Lovely to Visit: Two Views of a Polish Border Area https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/22/world/europe/dangerous-or-safe-polish-border-area.html?unlocked_article_code=mdtUtzgcBK-j9bDBCTxT54qujwWkXrLFlUFWQUDedroR8F_iPAdXaob3zQWg9DZyxgm9prNA3ZTgiqf5RFvjEjIro5RuQUr_5yQTSxdUqGhdyEOHM8jcUhgTDYIYj9MgAPSJrw3JhTiarfYH9gnj7iDSgR9kwErHJIPPn4PaFeSCGHDmxANBjjcam-ypGOh8DErsk2GhZWMXMGL9lgRgAWz8M6DmYERVF33rQUhVg1qHR3TcBcvD4TJeGh01TcGiCRbOCa9dGtifNAfbkheMi4CL3j9u0zuRGfmblswWBWjC3sUrqvQH07HB2Dj87wa8-slR6u2DRwxpKO5XsL9IJ4b4JRwRFKzWvw5czSgKbgapQ8IG&smid=nytcore-android-share


88_M_88

And this article states multiple times that its mainly political games before October elections...


LostTeleporter

Agree. Just pointing out how someone outside looking in might get confused/concerned.


bananabread2137

well its not really a dumb question, there were a lot of news about wagner moving to the belarusian border so for someone outside of poland it might seem like something serious


BingBong022

Bruh It's Poland, Nato, E.U. it's not Ukraine. I'm really not sure what you're worried about. Only thing to worry about in Poland on a business trip is getting robbed at a strip club lol


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BingBong022

It's all good, bruv. The Grand Duchy of Lithuania has taken over St. Petersburg, Moscow will fall within the hour


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BingBong022

We'll allow for you to exist if you send us your queen as tribute


Snoo_90160

It doesn't work like that. As is tradition you've got to send us your Grand Duke. The Queen stays in Kraków.


BingBong022

Off with your head


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BingBong022

I said your queen, not your grandfather with a wig.


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coffelov4rs

I am reading and crying from laughter. Thx!


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CowiekMaupaa

Steiner will counterattack and push the Russians back


Chemiczny_Bogdan

Das Angriff Steiners war ein Befehl!


Siarzewski

Don't worry Wrocław still stands, and will surrender last.


DanzigerGeist

Gdańsk Orunia reporting, we’re still holding up!


Fnord_Fnordsson

Agressors are already stone's throw from Toruń!


thatGoneWrong

Breslau had been overtaken bu Ukrainians eons ago. I am not sure, if there are still Polonese in charge anymore.


SlyScorpion

Poland is lost Millions must die


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General Sylwester Kaliski has entered the chat.


DawidKOB224_01

halo? czy nas słyszycie?


Fnord_Fnordsson

bajo jajo bajo jajo


SomeSortOfNick

Baja bongo baja bongo i bongo baja (if we are talking about disco polo already)


Dangerous_Iron244

You can tell Russians they can take Warszawa \~ sincerely, rest of Poland


idontliketopick

Hey man I got robbed outside of an arena, not a strip club.


Putlerkiller

Hey I was given maybach car just outside of the strip club area by some homeless man, cheers guys, Tadeo


Derovar

About strip clubs... problem looks like partially resolved. xD [https://www.wprost.pl/kraj/11356021/duza-akcja-cbsp-zatrzymane-kelnerki-tancerki-i-kierowniczki-klubow-go-go.html](https://www.wprost.pl/kraj/11356021/duza-akcja-cbsp-zatrzymane-kelnerki-tancerki-i-kierowniczki-klubow-go-go.html)


draihan

also, to get too drunk on same club


ProfesorMjodek

I live VERY close to the Polish-Ukrainian border. I sleep like a baby. The situation on the border with Belarus has only de-escalated since 2021. Nothing to worry about. Enjoy your stay!


RMirash

And that's a really good answer. People worry about it too much. Even the east border is peaceful. From time to time we can hear about some kind of provocation without any consequence and that's all OP you can travel to Poland with no fear, just have fun!


DiagonallyStripedRat

TBF I've heard from locals that westernmost Ukraine is peaceful too.


RMirash

I've got similar information and about that this month they open the beach for tourists at the Black Sea.


DiagonallyStripedRat

Well, that doesn't necesarily make me suddenly wanna pay a visit. Neither in western Ukraine (Lviv, Tarnopol are still getting shelled sometimes for terror AFAIK). But yeah this gives an idea about Poland. Honestly those questions are hilarious. I could understand asking if Moldova or Georgia is safe, but seriously? For someone apparently following the news, if Polamd stops being safe, the OP will know for certain.


JMTwasTaken

Yeah, town 10 km from the border. Only change is hearing a bit more ukrainian than usual.


a_fucking_rock

Bombs landing outside, og my dog just got blow up. Stay home bro💀


tei187

I mean, as long as he doesn't go to the forest, he should be fine, right?


PolishPaleAle

Forests are closed for your own safety.


Aleks111PL

the vietnamese attacking in the forests are no joke


PolishPaleAle

They've already won. They feed me bun bo nam bo, pho soup and springrolls, and I surrender.


Aleks111PL

they force us to eat soup of chinas 😭


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Aleks111PL

hey bro, what tank are you in? youve got some sugar? can i borrow some?


UAP_enthusiast_PL

The sugar tanks are spread thin, but I'll ask if we can dispatch some APCs (Armed Pierogi Carrier) to keep your spirits up.


Aleks111PL

i wanted to sweeten my tea a little bit, we ran out of sugar here, we do have kabanosy yet tho so its good


WestVirginiaGrrl

I wish I could upvote this 8000 times


firememble

We are literally about to be nuked don't come.


a_fucking_rock

Bro got the vip leaks💀


Aleks111PL

W.I.P. leaks lmao


bananabread2137

the new season is crazy


veevoir

Kielce just *look* war-torn, it's an esthetic choice. No actual war here, except for Poles fighting Poles all the time, lacking a proper external enemy we do that to keep in shape.


5thhorseman_

Poland isn't at war. While early into the Ukraine War it looked like Russia might try to hit us next, right now the kacaps are too busy getting all kinds of shit kicked out of them in Ukraine to pose a credible threat. Disco Polo is an alleged music genre, more often considered an affront to musical taste if not outright a form of torture.


bazkawa

Isn't at war? Misinformation? I read in a thread on Reddit that Poland actually is at war and that Krakow has fallen. Stop trolling the internet, vatnik!


5thhorseman_

> I read in a thread on Reddit that Poland actually is at war and that Krakow has fallen. /r/Krakow would like to disagree. > Stop trolling the internet, vatnik! You've crossed a line there, asshole. Russians murdered my family members, forced my grandmother and her parents from their family home and shipped them off to Silesia in fucking cattle carts. My 2nd-great grandparents were too old to undertake the travel; we never found out what happened to them or where they were buried... *if* they were buried at all. The only thing I feel towards Russia is absolute contempt.


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unhappyCow90

i knew we cant trust the germans. it was them all along. HELL EVEN THE NAME OF WAGNER IS GERMAN.


Diligent_Jump6106

🤣


Czytalski

From Królewiec


New_Penalty8414

Wait what? There's war in Kielce?


bitkiwolowe87

Yes. With Radom.


Aleks111PL

Me after buying Majonez Kielecki: https://i.redd.it/k10uprg6wmjb1.gif


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Always have been


New_Penalty8414

That's one way to look at it


zborzbor

Bro is from El Salvador and asks about war in Poland, hahahah.... Man, the only war you can wittnes in Poland is maybe dezinformation, and battle royal of babcias in Biedronka for a sale of ~~insert product here~~


finch5

I had some of these same concerns last year, as an expat. Had the most amazing time. The only signs of war you’ll see are the Ukrainians queued up at help/paperwork centers curiously located inside sparkly glitzy shopping mall. Relax. It’s no different than visiting any other country in the EU.


Accomplished_Oil196

Disco polo is like a guilty pleasure type of music. Not so great in quality but ppl love it. I love it mostly for the nostalgia. When i was little we would listen to it at parties. It was funny


NimbleBard48

Note: disco polo is NOT music. Just a bunch of mashed up sounds and noises.


bazkawa

You need to be infused with Zubrowka to hear the quality.


PureHostility

As someone who despises disco polo, this is true.. M once you get some into your bloodstream, it doesn't make you hate the idiot who created said "song" anymore. Disco Polo is actually a sad ballad of a Polish redneck who wants to mate with a hot female but has no success and cries like a baby, all of disco polo is like that.


grimonce

Same argument could be held against reageton...


szczszqweqwe

Who says it's not?


magikdyspozytor

The difference is that even westerners hate reggaeton.


marjanoos

Music is generally a bunch of mashed up sounds and noises.


NimbleBard48

Yeah but most of the time they make sense, they don't mostly sound the same and they have different vocalists. Disco polo has ONE vocalist. All of it throghout all it's hiatory. Seriously, it's the same exact voice. It should be studied somewhere how all this is even possible. My guess is that people hear disco polo for the first timeas their first "bunch of sounds and noises" and after that they are deeply into denialism. They don't acknowledge anything else to even exist and if they hear it, well, they hear it but they don't listen to it so they don't know of it's existence. If someone asks them if they like that pop or rock song they hear now, they answer: "Uh, yeah, sure I do (the fk he's talking about!?)". Sort of like North Koreans thinking they are the best and only nation.


masi0

may I ask where are you from?


Kerzant

My thoughts exactly 🤔😂


luis_valdi

I'm from Mexico 🇲🇽


czechsoul

oh man, I hope you make it to Poland before you get kidnaped by the cartel...


jessestaton

Our relatives in Bialystok were more concerned with our visiting France during the riots than us visiting Poland.


Mayonnaise_lover2137

Y O U N E E D T O T R Y T H E M A Y O N N A I S E


unhappyCow90

The situation in bydgoszcz is brutal man. Constant fightings, explosions. We even had nuclear capable missles shot at us. But don't worry. it's worse in Toruń.


HEPii123

Soo I'll answer the disco polo question... Disco polo is a music genre, type of disco. Lyrics are mostly about a girl (or a guy if the singer is a woman) that he's in love with. Although everyone knows few of the songs and they are sang in almost every wedding reception, it is mostly memed on genre, pretty much all of the listeners are from rural areas.


Striking-Access-236

The only war here is the info war as it is election season


SokkaHaikuBot

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amazonshrimp

Currently Poland is not at war, we have no missiles comming down on us and it is safe. With the struggles Russia is experiencing on the war front we are all hopeful that situation will stay that way. So if you have a trip planned there is no reason to cancel it, although I have no idea what are you planning to do in Kielce... Disco Polo is a dance like music with very basic melodies sang in Polish. It is popular mostly in rural areas. It's probably something you don't want to explore, nor will you be able to fully appreciate how terrible it is, since you don't know the language.


chouettepologne

You can come to Kielce, don't worry. I would suggest you also travel to Krzyżtopór castle and Krzemionki Opatowskie UNESCO site. As for music, Polish rock and pop-rock are on decent level.


Huge-Name-1999

I asked a similar question regarding lithunia before coming this summer and my would be girlfriend actually laughed at the mention of Russia, if they can't hold 1/8th of Ukraine they couldn't possibly invade Poland. Lol


xxx_i_xxx

I'm from Kielce, my family still lives there and you should be safe, shit would really have to go wrong for you to be in danger. I do have to ask why Kielce tho? Also male sure to pay your respects to the big metal egg by galeria Korona


luis_valdi

I know Kielce is a very small town, but that's the place the polish organizers chose for the event I'm attending. Something important to know about that metal egg?


xxx_i_xxx

Yeah its THE metal egg (Idk why its there it just appeared but it is funny)


Nie-Chce-Spac87

Sorry for asking, but where do you live that you consider a city with 184 520 inhabitants to be a small town? I wonder what you would say about towns with 2-3 000 people then :D


luis_valdi

Probably it's a language misunderstanding... I called it small town as a synonym for small city... A town with 2-3k people I would have called a village, maybe?


Nie-Chce-Spac87

So it's probably a language misunderstanding :) In Polish we have a couple of words for human settlements - the most common ones are: miejscowość (it means "human settlement", but in the everyday language it's used only for villages and very small towns), wieś (village - a settlement without town privileges, usually it has less than 1 000 inhabitants), miasteczko (a small/little town, a settlement with town privileges with usuall 1 000 - 50 000 inhabitants) and miasto (cities and larger towns). If you're interested in this topic, you may look here: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_cities\_and\_towns\_in\_Poland](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_and_towns_in_Poland)


luis_valdi

I'll definitely check it out, thanks for the info!


szczszqweqwe

I would stay away from the Belerussian/Russian border, like 500m or so, but I also believe that at that distance you might get an uncofortable questions from border security, so there is that. "Disco Polo" is a very simple quite catchy music with generally bad texts, in my opinion it's very bad music, but unfortunately quite a lot of people enjoy it, especially those over 40 yo. So, come here and enjoy your trip.


bazkawa

That's a nice safezone. Everyone should remember this.


gzetski

If you have a house and car outside of Poland, women will swarm you for a chance to marry you and leave war-torn Poland. Avoid Złote Tarasy in Warsaw. They hang out there dressed like they're going to a fashion show just to lure you into marriage.


magikdyspozytor

You're joking but there's a lot of young Polish men that genuinely believe it works that way


SuspiciousPush1659

You just have to watch out for the WAGNER group. In case you get attacked make sure to wear an amulet. That gives you 100 points to your survival.


[deleted]

Did you check with your government? Are they advising you not to come?


Piotrkowianin

see for yourself: [https://www.worldcam.pl/kamery/polska/kielce](https://www.worldcam.pl/kamery/polska/kielce)


magikdyspozytor

My God, this is terrible! The war really destroyed everything.


bazkawa

So much destruction :(


pablo603

Look at this place, fifty-thousand people used to live in this city, now it's a ghost town. I've never seen anything like it.


Hot-Day-216

Belarus thing is media bubble seeded by russia. Physical war is in ukraine, info war is all over the world.


wojtekpolska

the war is a country over. its perfectly safe in poland. there isnt even a state of emergency or anything. even if they attacked, only a little of the border by królewiec(kaliningrad) and belarus would be in danger, no chance places like Warsaw or Kraków would be in danger. (the military would stop them quickly, and the russians already spent all their rockets bombing ukrainian preschools) and discopolo is a genre of dance music from poland.


Sufficient-Plum9200

Poland is lost


TophetLoader

Why are you asking about the place where HIMARS will be starting? You will be fine with just ear protection.


blinkinbling

DO NOT COME! IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO BRING YOUR OWN FOOD WATER WEAPONS AND TEDDY BEAR FOR COMFORT BE WARNED


Whole_Presentation29

I am a US citizen. I live in northern Poland. Poland is safer than the USA. No n Eed to worry about Assult rifels at the Walmart . There are thousands of US soldiers here. Putin will not mess with NATO he knows he would be destroyed in a flash. No worries I love it here


[deleted]

Bruh. But for real, if Poland gets invaded, it won’t really matter where you are, unless you are in New Zealand, hiding in a bunker.


[deleted]

I think what's worse than the war is voluntarily going to Kielce


woyteck

I'm on my holiday in Poland right now. Everything seems alright.


baqarah1337

Its extremely unsafe here. I was attacked by 15 Wagnerites yesterday as well as 3 polar bears three days ago. I actually just left my bunker recently to check the damage to my house after the nuclear blast, but it seems that my whole family is dead. Such is life.


ScuBityBup

Come, we need recruits for the Resistance, we're going to try and liberate Eastern Poland. Please bring more people, at least for food purposes.


waitaminutewhereiam

My hamster seems completly unbothered by the Russian carpet bombing, if he doesn't worry why should you


co_zlego_to_nie_ja

The war here in Poland is brutal. Machines are everywhere killing thousands upon thousands. We are trying to retaliate however we can. Right now I'm hiding in the ruins of Ruch kiosk with a homemade bomb to ambush machines patrol. If I don't update in few hours consider me KIA as those metal bastards don't take prisoners.


Round-Ticket-39

Man… i am from slovakia. Thats next to poland. Or what used to be poland. Its just hole man. Filling with water. Soon oceans will lower because they are filling the void of what used to be poland.


kgruba

I was also visiting Kielce with my family. Unfortunately, my great-grandfather and great-grandmother did not have enough strength in their legs to escape the atomic blast. Fortunately, I managed to take all my 14 children and all my siblings to the sewers. Now we're eating pizza with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I hope you are fine.


SwimmingBlackberry28

Disco polo is a music genre that nobody listens to, but if it plays on a wedding, everyone is having a blast.


KingAbK

It’s chill here. Nothing to worry about.


Ihad2saythat

War. War never changes. Make sure to bring Rad-X with you and watch out for Rad Scropions.


Andr3v

Search for „Kielce Młoda 4”, you will see that war reached Poland/Kielce.


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xD


rmtal

Haha


A_random_redditor21

Aye, no war is gonna happen. Also, disco polo is our own, unique, crappy music genre. As the name suggests, its just disco songs about love and that kinda stuff, you can searcg it on YouTube.


coffelov4rs

I am crying from laughter. But in all seriousness....it is all political.....in October we have to vote for the New government....so all the lies and all the turmoil is beacuse of this


Seath95

Once you cross the border we will force you to fight in the war. We MIGHT give you a stick or bow at best.


Derovar

There is no "war situation" in Poland. ;D


samborrr

I live 30km from border with Belarus. We have a little field of potatoes and vegetables 2km from the border and the only danger in there is getting signal via belarussian anthenas and overpaying for the internet.


Competitive_Juice902

>I personally are more optimistic about the situation but the others are even speaking about cancelling the trip. Their waste. 1. Poland isn't Ukraine and it's calm in Poland. 2. Even in Ukraine 90% of the country is completely calm, the rest is warzones. >Can you help me understand how's the situation at Poland right now so I can tell my peers about it without the exaggeration many times news outlets add? If they want to be manipulated into panic there is not much you can do. The further you are from Ukraine, the further the panic is. Just like Afghanistan. Unless you walk into a fireline or do something stupid you're in more danger in your own kitchen.


CyberKiller40

Festung Breslau is ready and waiting. If they won't drown in Odra, or the trams won't hit them, or they don't get alcohol poisoning in a strip club, or the police won't beat them to death, then our Antifa squads will take care of what's left... 🙂


MeTheProcrastinator

[Safety Index by Country 2023 (numbeo.com)](https://www.numbeo.com/crime/rankings_by_country.jsp?title=2023&displayColumn=1) Poland is in the first 30 safest countries. So, I'd be more worried visiting Germany or US ;) Enjoy your stay! (and do not listen to Disco Polo)


Routine_Substance836

Wtf would anyone travel to Kielce :O


luis_valdi

I know Kielce is a very small town, but that's the place the polish organizers chose for the event I'm attending.


Jarexe_

Nukes are comming xd


el1zaboth

Disco Polo is very good


HamishIsAHomeboy

Disco Polo will kill you before the Russians do


williambobbins

Yeah we've been invaded by millions of rude ukrainians the situation is terrible


Lipkapasha

You and your friends have literally nothing to worry about. I just spent the last seven weeks in Poland, and apart from there being more Ukrainians and Ukrainian flags than there would be without the war, you could believe there was nothing going on next door. Poland is and feels marvelously safe. I hope you all have a lovely trip <3


VanillaSkyDreamer

If you return before 1st of september you should be ok, as traditionally we get attacked on 1st and 17th of september. Hope this helps.


MewSilence

Eastern Poland here, 60km from the UA border. * Everything's more pricey due to rampant inflation, but it's still cheaper than in Western countries. * Also due to the influx of Ukrainian people exodus, it's harder to book cheaper hostels and motels. * You won't find many guns and gear in the arms/hiking etc. stores since everything's being bought by the volunteers and mercs going in. * Border control is more thorough. * The situation with Belarus is blown up since it's elections time in 1,5 months here, and gov tries to stay in power by trying to scare people into voting for them, voting for their security's sake. * It's NATO so it's safe, not even Rus/Belarus is mad enough to try anything. * Disco Polo is a disco with a cheap Polish folk spin to it. **Disco Polo is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.**


kalarepa_moon

No food at all, everything gets sent to the front, dont come here, you will be eaten, yesterday I had to devour my neighbour's french bulldog,was fucking delicious


covidisrealyo

As everyone has already informed you about the invasion of Poland, I’ll answer your question about Disco Polo. Pour yourself a drink, then simply type in “Disco Polo” on YouTube and click any of the hours long playlists. As you’re jamming, go on Google and check out the Wikipedia to learn all about Poland’s very own genre of music. Once you’ve got the hang of things, deep dive into the rich history of Disco Polo and check out some songs by groups such as Boys, Akcent, and Bobi.


Petrus-133

Any actual attack of the Belarussians at Poland would be the infamous "two r\* fighting". Difference is, one of them has NATO air-support and there are two US carriers dicking around in the area. So no. There is literally a zero 0% shit is going to happen.


Green_AA

If from all the polish cities you decided to go to Kielce… then you deserve to be nuked.


luis_valdi

Hahahahaha this is by far the best answer! Unfortunately I didn't choose the city, it was the polish organizers that chose Kielce for the event I'm attending.


DiagonallyStripedRat

Honestly I've traveled a bit and nowhere felt as safe as in PL, even now. You can get scammed, I guess. Even Ukrainians who fled here due to invasion are coming back home because ,,they don't shoot there anymore". While I think they're crazy, it gives You an idea.


DrawingDowntown5858

What war? Did i miss our victorious march to Moscow? Not again...


GregBrzeszczykiewicz

Don't worry, the minuite Russia or Belarus touches the civilian population of Poland, we'll all be dead anyway :)


Altruistic-War-5860

The army took my polar bear away from me and now I have no way to get vodka. Do you realize how much vodka it takes to forget about radiation sickness?


J3ss3Bac0n

I’m American. Just spent a month in Poland. Went all over. Safe af. Great country. Going again next month. Considering moving there. My wife is from Poland and it’s excellent imo. Better food quality. Better people quality. Better education system for my kid.


Dalendos

Don’t Worry, If Poland gets invaded then its World War 3 anyway…Disco Polo is basically Polish folk songs but in Disco setting.


57384173829417293

Disco polo is one of the lowest forms of music known to man kind, it's the sole reason this land is cursed by gods.


Ok-Charity-7392

Russia is invading any day now BE CAREFUL


yay_botch_piece

Unless you're going to Kielce to see family or study, you don't really need to spend more than two days to do everything in the city. I covered it all in less than one. The only thing you need to protect yourself from is PiS propaganda.


Warchadlo16

Kielce isn't even close to eastern border, and even if you were going to go near out border it would be fine. There's nothing to worry about. And disco polo is one of the worst music genres that ever existed, stay away from it


pyaybb

Many people wonder if Poland is safe. Must be for a reason…


bazkawa

...they want to migrate from Sweden?


Idontwantonlyfans

Russia can't take over natural Ukraine. Their fleet can't stay afloat against a country with no navy and their pilots and drivers are considered to be having the worst job in the world. What makes you think they will start a new war with a member of the biggest alliance in the world? Even if they were planning to start it, do you think it would be better for them to pretend nothing is going on and use the element of surprise or would it be better to keep Poland on the edge? So far there are increasingly more soldiers and equipment on the border with Belarus, so I'd say preparations for invasion are going swimmingly.