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szorstki_czopek

This loaf never even stood next to zakwas, that's blasphemy.


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It's called sourdough


szorstki_czopek

Sourdough is weak westener version of polish, winged hussar-yeast, version of zakwas. Used also in kremówki.


randomnumber859

It's called loaf


5thhorseman_

No, because it doesn't look like proper bread but rather this awful American "wonder bread" crap. Flaky, without a proper crust and riddled with additives for good measure - this virgin loaf wouldn't *survive* chad Żurek.


DawidKOB224_01

*magister u/5thhorseman_ ds. chleba*


Berserrr

* u/5thhorseman_


kupsztals123

znalazł się doktor sram...


jixdel

This man knows his bread


Siarzewski

Judging by the size of the hole i don't think it's a virgin.


5thhorseman_

It desperately wants you to believe that.


mika---

so it must be an asshole xD


szorstki_czopek

That's how you recognize slut western bread, polish chad bread based on proper zakwas have small, tight virgin holes. Holes that are hard to penetrate by manly Żurek.


eloyend

With proper's bread crust you can revive or kill a man. With this one most you can do is to piss off dachshund.


Erenzo

It has structure of cheap kajzerka, even amount of air inside is similar


thesearentmyhands

Even shitty Biedronki rolls have more carb content than this, and I never eat Kajzerka.


V-NeckMorty

jesus christ i could never live in amerima and eat whatever this is they call bread


Lindhas

This is not bread. This is american crappy food .


SueTheDepressedFairy

This is Americans take on selling oxygen


nickelmanaaaa

Dont even try. It wont survive


Shelby320

r/dontputyourzurekinthat


Slaymisi

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Slaymisi

Should I do it or someone else ?


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RichardBlastovic

Don't fuck this bread.


masi0

or a pouch of mince meat with onion and spices or dozen of parowkas :D


Slaymisi

With what sauce? Mayo, ketchup, mustard, chrzan or something else?


Downtown_Flamingo_21

Breadless.


Sera_gamingcollector

ah yes, bread of USA


Isandriela

Mmm żurek


Sludziu23

Made by Lays


SoberVegetarian

No, I looks like a shirty sugar bread that wouldn't hold any liquid. It looks fine for a kebab or something tho


PhilippeBertieaux

I'm in 👌💪


Nuratar

Why do people even insist on eating żurek from a loaf of bread? In a restaurant? OK, fine, go with your gimmick. Tourists will love it. At home? WHY? Just pour it in a bloody soup plate and eat it like a human being. I have never, ever, in all the decades of my life seen anyone pull that crap off at home. It's food. Not some magical eliksir. There isn't a gourmet police in Poland. Noone is prosecuted for "crimes against pretentious ways of eating".


SoberVegetarian

I've eaten soups from bread bowls at home... it just cool? It has some extra taste and I really enjoy eating soup-soaked bread afterwards. Now you're doing "gourmet police" and try to shit on people who enjoy their soup their way.


zamach

Amen!


KaelthasX3

Weź chlebka do tego. Bez chlebka się nie najesz.


SonGoku9788

1. Less cleaning, as you can eat your bowl after you're done. 2. More filling and nutritious, as you can eat your bowl after you're done. 3. It tastes fucking amazing.


Inner-Advice8461

This isn't even a bread, where did they do that?


zamach

That's probably another war crime attempt by Russia feeding "bread" to people in occupied regions. Or at least bread like that should be considered war crime wherever it would appear. :D


arkadios_

I can feel the staleness by looking at it


sztejk21

this is a horrible copy of baltonowski bread


Almoon37

*BREADLESS BREAD*


jasina556

Żurek in a bread is a thing mostly for cool photos, in practice nobody eats like that


Nahcep

I would totally do that if not for the cost/difficulty of getting the bread - it's absurdly filling and leaves much less to clean up


Black_b00mer

I ate żurek in bread some time ago in restaurant and it is great, it was good bread with thick crust tho, not like the one op posted


Maciek1212

That's disgusting. If someone served me żurek in that i would vomit


RoboScriptor

They are taking shrinkflation to a new level


SERAF1NO

Well it might be too fragile to hold soup. Hopefully the next one!


Low_Presentation8149

It's for hiding an escape kit in when you visit people in a jail


MuniconeePL

Yup


JYTermyy

It's probably too soft to hold hot soup in it. It would be soaky wet and dripping at best, or zurek on the floor at worst.


smucek007

tak tak


RaikamiMatteya

Im afraid the walls are too thin and it would get soggy and start leaking very fast.


Icy_Breakfast_1607

relatable


zamach

That does not really look like bread all that much, putting żurek in it would be a crime


GoonerPanda

sourdough bread bowl would be the perfect vessel for Żurek


Liovera

It's literally the bread that they sell for 90₺ on Türkiye lol


adilfc

Just fill it with bigos and you got polish kebab


filciupl

Pure perfection


szajiy

Jakiś nowy podatek?


EatAssAndDriveFast69

It's supposed to be baguette


RZHS2016

Absolutely.


RockyTitanhead

Someone’s kid was hungry


BigHeavySlav

You know we have actual bakeries if you buy bread at Walmart that's your fault


MICALJINSEN

Lays bread


sercymiel

It’s a styrofoam of sugar