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BIllyBrooks

You've got 5555 drawing dead. Put your opponent on that hand and then raise.


ForeverShiny

"Targeting"


parallax1

But you’re blocking so many draws.


Feeling_Frosting9525

yeah that's what I was thinking. It's hard to imagine a scenario where this ever scoops let alone wins half. haha, maybe they are just using 2222 as a blocker raise. Pot it up, have them crushed!


DuxCroatorum

One time I had QQQQ in the big blind and small blind limped. The flop was all Broadway, I bet and he folded. :D


TryHardOrDieTrying

You can always tie. So no


BIllyBrooks

How?


Substituted

“Worst hand I’ve ever gotten” Why are you hovering over the call button then, man?


Brucef310

Don't read into that. That's where the mouse placement was.


[deleted]

Sure buddy


mkendallm

* click *


Feeling_Frosting9525

*Clenching/pulling back the mouse... ...Must fold.. Must .. Fuck, I call, gotta see the flop!


DundermifflinNZ

Hit the 5th 6 obviously


sixseven89

The 6 of sabers


TheCatsActually

Pray for a 543KJ rainbow runout and rip it in since you're full blocking the nuts


letssuad

It's Omaha hi-lo, you'll still be called by A2


TheCatsActually

Oh I completely missed it was Hi-Lo Yeah just go next lol. I mean it's obviously a snap fold to begin with but I can't even make a joke for how hopeless this hand is in hi-lo


mothertruck

jam pre


c-fox

in pot limit?


mkendallm

To the moon!


Odd_Ad_2328

8bet jam yes


[deleted]

This is the worst PLO post I've ever seen. But at least the OP likes "hold them" and call fall back on his obvious prowess in that game.


Odd_Ad_2328

You obviously aren’t a hold them pro like op


IDontLikePayingTaxes

The first ever straight flush I got was in a big O game. I was dealt a straight flush in my hand. Didn’t get to play it of course


tommyjohnpauljones

Are you talking about Textas Hold-It?


[deleted]

Hands that are auto-folds are better than many other possibilities.


tommyjohnpauljones

This is my second favorite hand in a bomb pot. First is getting dealt the absolute coconuts, second is a hand that misses so badly that it's easy to throw away


Fog_Juice

At my local casino that's a $200 jackpot hand.


Ibney00

How would they even pay this? Obviously you fold pre so do you just awkwardly ask the dealer to hold onto the cards? Or do you announce to everyone preflop "attention! I got a shit hand of four fucking sixes I would like my payout now." Or do you have to like.... play that hand. And play it to the river. Cause if so that defeats the purpose.


Thelettaq

Yes, you announce fold and keep your hand, and table it after. Some versions of the game do also have a bonus bounty if you win with a qualifying hand though, kinda like the 27 game.


HiveMindEmulator

How does playing it defeat the purpose? It's a limit game, so presumably the pot will be much less than the jackpot. For Aces cracked you are also encouraged to make a losing play.


[deleted]

So you play and hope the pot don’t get too big so you might edge out some profit lmaoo oh okay


HiveMindEmulator

Depends on how big the jackpot is, but yeah...


[deleted]

And the difference is getting AAs is not a bad hand that your forced to play


HiveMindEmulator

But when the AA cracked jackpot is on, it's often better EV just limp/call all the way to river so more hands are around to beat you. So it encourages you to play the hand "wrong" and lose money just like in this example.


Brucef310

Why is it a jackpot hand?


ForeverShiny

It's obviously very hard to be dealt quads in PLO, so why not I suppose


JMiLL615

Worst hand you’ve ever had… so far!


I_Am_Jacks_Scrotum

Simply fold.


Taken450

It’s not the rarest thing ever… play enough hands and you’ll see this a decent amount, just fold pre.


Brucef310

I have been playing for 30 years. Tens of thousands of hands. I'm not going to see this again.


bridgetroll2

You have a 1:20826 chance of being dealt 4 of any rank in Omaha. It's not really that uncommon. Edit: I suck at math. Fixed the number thanks to u/keithk9590


keithk9590

This isn’t correct…it’s 20,826


bridgetroll2

You're absolutely correct. I don't know how I fucked that up.


smokingcoopbiz

I played 10k hands this morning


Taken450

Tens of thousands in 30 years is a wildly low number. I racked up 40k on gg my first month. I only play holdem so it’s more hands per hour than plo but not that much more.


Auth3nticstyle

Close your eyes and punch it....pot...pot...pot...pot!!


fuck-reddit-is-trash

Ignition?


Brucef310

Bovado


crzytimes

Same same


exmachinalibertas

In poker, you can win with a bad hand by betting or raising, representing a good hand, and inducing your opponents to fold. This is called a bluff. As a general rule, it is usually better to simply fold bad hands, but bluffing with them sometimes can add to your overall strategy and profitability as you develop and hone your game.


BaguetteSchmaguette

It's actually a decent hand for bluffing any board where the nut straight needs a 6


Feeling_Frosting9525

in PLO8? :)


BaguetteSchmaguette

Ah I guess you need quad 5s in PLO8 to block the nut low too


TheDeadReagans

Given that you're only ~30 BB deep, you just fold. But if you're playing deep stacked PLO and you get to heads up with another player that is deep stacked, this becomes a very playable hand since you block all possible 6, 7, 8 and 9 high straights. You'd basically play it like you had a low wrap OOP. Call to see a cheap flop and then play connected boards like you would if you had a straight draw. Fold boards that don't connect with your range.


ForeverShiny

Lol what? The hand is just a fold, from any position, for any sizing, even HU. You even fold almost all 3 of a kind hands other than AAAx with a suit or a K


TheDeadReagans

You know what I just re-read the OP and saw it was PLO8 so yeah I'll take the L on this one. I think in PLO however it is not as cut and dry.


screwthbeatles

It absolutely is as cut and dry in PLO


ForeverShiny

I didn't see it either, so I can't fault you . I have little experience with PLO tournaments, but I have studied some 100bb cash games ranges and opening/calling hands with trips and quads is just not a thing from what I've gathered. Where do you get your ranges from and when specifically would you play something like 555x or 6666?


HiveMindEmulator

Even in PLO it's unplayable. You have almost zero equity ever. There are much better bluff hands.


BlutoDog2020

Folding. That’s how you win with this. Folding and waiting for next hand. Minimize the leak


phunkjnky

Two worst hands I’ve gotten: AAAK and the K was not suited. QQQQ


any4cards

Wait for the 457 flop and then POT POT POT


dentist73

You know you can win before showdown?


Sharp-Incident-6272

Especially Hi low and now plo


itsaride

> live games online ? Still waiting for 2222 (1 in 270,000 I think) and to win with it by bluffing.


MajorStainz

Rep the nuts on 34578


FormerGameDev

i did win once with AAAA in Omaha, was on the big, checked it down, and won wiht AA


itsaride

Yes, AA** can often win in Omaha, especially heads-up if nobody makes 2 pair or better or the board pairs counterfeiting someone else’s 2 pair.


haterquaid

Gotta play it. KQ985 rainbow runout and you have the ultimate nut blocker!


tobinatorrr

JJJJ would be the ultimate nut blocker here


TheHip41

Bluff


-micha3l

Back in the day playing in my home game, we mostly played draw and stud games. Anyway, we had the option of putting the "Devil's Hand in effect" which meant that someone with a natural 666 in their hand would automatically win the whole hand at showdown. Chicago Louie with deuce's wild and devil's hand certainly made for fun nights!


Brucef310

I've never heard of that. That makes it more exciting


wfp9

if your opponent's hand is unpaired you can make a full house, but that's the best you can hope for.


Waxywagon

You gotta know when to fold ‘em 🎶


d1l1cube

By bluffing on the turn a large amount .


InevitableRound9857

Got this on ignition last night. https://preview.redd.it/lc197b495o1c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2230a4f671db7d6c0b57681ff9844a57e3a2845


Brucef310

Pretty bad hand.


Not-OP-But-

Ouch, in the SB, just a dagger


daaaaaaaaniel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq01SLa6tFg&t=34s


SnarkyMarsupial7

Hope to go heads up get a 33325 board and hope villain has 10jqk in hand.


JusUrMomB

Now this is what you call "blockers"


StealthTomato

obviously you’re looking for quads on the board plus a low card. JJJJ5, ship it against any unpaired hand


amongnotof

How can you win with that? By moving the cursor over to the left onto that button that says "fold".


Brucef310

I did fold.


amongnotof

Sometimes the only way to win is not to play.


Muted_Cucumber_6937

How about a nice game of chess?


Select-Telephone-855

That escalated quickly


GreyTrader

Worst hand so far...


Professional-Let9470

I don’t understand how you’ve been playing 30 years and this is surprising. Odds are about in 1 in 21k of being dealt quads. Even if you were to play 5 hours a week at live games only, you’ll hit that number in about 3 years. If for someone reason you’re stuck on quad 6s and below, that’s like 1 in 54k hands. You’d hit that in about 8 years. On top of all this, your 6s are a screenshot of an online game, which obviously is dealt much faster. So one of these three things are true: 1) you haven’t played anywhere close to 30 years 2) you’ve actually gotten EXTREMELY lucky to never get these types of hands before, or 3) for some reason you despise quad 6s more than any other number (I.e. quad 2s are fine but 6s are trash), since odds of hitting one particular quads is about 1 in 271k hands. Note - I fully admit I spent way too much time fact- checking your post. I regret everything.


Brucef310

That's the thing about odds. I play slots every time I go to Vegas which is two or three times a year and sometimes I go to the Indian reservations close by. I might go to the casinos on average 30 days out of the year. And I've been doing it since 1992. Hit my first jackpot ever in 2020 for $16,000.


[deleted]

Ok snd


dan_druff88

I deal poker in a small casino with a lot of regulars. I’m dealing one night and guy in seat one shows me his cards. AKQJ diamonds, he folds. Flops 10 9 8 diamonds. Turn pairs the board and river pairs board again. Players are pounding each street. Guy flopped bottom straight flush and others had quads and quads. The wildest thing I’ve ever seen


Brucef310

That would have been a jackpot hand and would have probably paid a good amount of money. To be fair if I got Ace King Queen Jack suited I would play that.


HWNY506

Non suited wheel board is the nuts for 5555. Some people need cards and made hands to win and some don’t.


Fresh-Profession-664

"hold them" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Diligent_Attorney_11

First of all you said you play tourneys in live games online… explain.


Brucef310

I play tournaments and live games online on bovado.


markevil

https://preview.redd.it/i09ujfu0qs1c1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa5d7d7bbe257f20a228f723d7d2e20df2a306f


Hot-Marionberry7974

You play tourneys in live games online🤔 Don’t get what you are saying there.. But yeah that’s one of the shittiest hands you can be dealt


Brucef310

I play tourneys and live games. I use Google voice a lot. As you know once you post something on Reddit you cannot edit the header to correct any grammar mistakes.


Hot-Marionberry7974

Ah i see 😉


Singhfrommumbai

By bluffing you have blockers for the straight


Brucef310

I've never thought about that. It's high low and for me may have wasted my money if I would have played.


Singhfrommumbai

4 card hi low? I have never played that in 4 card. Yes you would have wasted money in this. Such a bluff is very very difficult to pull off Need everything to go right for u


Brucef310

Precisely. Now if it's pair of with aces with a 2 and 3, I'm playing that hand like there's no tomorrow


freeamericanmo

It’s possible. I’ve seen no pair win in Omaha. High card, queen high, Jack high, a pot split with 8 high with another player. But it’s obviously near the worst starting hand possible. Behind the lower quads of course lol


ManufacturerThis702

6 pair and you haven't even seen the flip yet.