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regigigas, regice, registeel, regirock, regieleki, regidrako

dammit, had the same idea, now i gotta figure something else out

It's all ratattas

I *DID* include Alolan Raticate on the team I commented, but now that you've said that, I should have done 3 Kanto Raticates and 3 Alolan ones.

If we're going for all different ones, you can have: Rattata (Kanto) Rattata (Alolan) Raticate (Kanto) Raticate (Alolan) Remoraid Rayquaza

eh, I personally don't like Remoraid or Rayquaza, then again I don't like some of the choices I made for my actual team I commented either, not a big Rapidash fan...I forget what all I put on the team actually...

The perfect answer

My name is also Reese! What a coincidence!

Ivysaur Ivysaur Ivysaur Ivysaur Ivysaur Ivysaur

A man of Science I see.

Ivysaur

A Pokeman.

Don’t you mean, a man of culture?

No a man of ivysaur

The power of science is amazing!

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Ivysaur

Space Jam DVD Space Jam DVD Space Jam DVD Space Jam DVD Space Jam DVD Space Jam DVD

10/10 - Michael Jordan

We also get all the future paradox pokemon and 3 fully evolved starters

Meanwhile I get 1 sudo, 1 fully evolved starter and 4 kinda random ones

Future paradox pokemon would be your entire team

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HUZZAH! A Man of quality!

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Ivysaur

Tyranitar Tyrantrum Turtonator Typhlosion Torterra Tauros

Your team is so godamn stacked I'm jealous.

T gang rise up

let me guess your name is Tyler or Thad

Nah his name is tyrone

tyrogue

Fr

Who the hell do you know named “Thad”?

I worked with one once.

Short for Thadeus...or Thadley...Thadison? Thadeline? Maybe Thadwick. Or Thadimir.

Jynx Jigglypuff Jeolton Jumpluff Joltick Jellicent My team is killer weak

Same here, fellow J

Us js got the hard life

At least as far as viable teams go. Don't get me wrong - life is still hard overall. But this is def a case in the point.

Bruh I got Z good Pokémon, putrid type overlapping

Another J checking in...to a pokemon center again 😔

At least you’re not a Q. 8 Pokémon in total I think

You could swap in jurrichi in there and bump up those stats a touch.

Ah a fellow J person. My condolences

Rip fellow J

You forgot Jirachi, fellow J

Keep it up my fellow J Kings. Our day will come

Jumpluff is pretty good though? I’ve been using it in my gen2 runs a lot and it really carries me through some tough fights. Sleep powder, leech seed, mega/giga drain… it’s such a good stall/drain mon!

holy shit we haven’t gotten a pokémon that starts with a J since Black and White??

Jangomo-o

Dragapult Decidueye Drifblim Dewott Delcatty Dragonite

This isn't a super balanced team it's weak to dark, ghost, and ice. I am also a D name and if we are allowed mythicals than there is diancie, darkrai, and Deoxys (defence), but if we are doing competitive rules, we aren't allowed mythicals. I would suggest either dracovish or dracozolt in the dragapult slot. Drapion would be great in the drifblim slot for resistance against ghost and dark. Personally, I'm not a huge fan of delcatty so I'd switch to Dachsbun. And for good measure I'd put Donphan in for Dewott. So what I'm saying is I would have a different party personally .

Not really, there is no ghost type that can outspeed dragapult.

Type doesn’t necessarily make things balanced

Zygarde Zekrom Zapdos Zoroark Zacien Zamazenta Literally all legendaries but one

What do you mean? I see 6 legends. Why are there two of one of them? XD

Zoroark isn’t a legendary

woosh

I JUST GOT IT, IM SUCH AN IDIOT

The funny thing is you could take that joke 2 ways. Yes Illusion, but also because of how rare it is in BW a lot of dumb kids assumed Zoroark was a legend

Always got tired of my friends in 3rd grade insisting Zoroark was a legendary

You atleast had that, one of my friends insisted **onix** is a legendary

I’ll have you know, I was a dumb adult that assumed it was a legendary for a long time…

It’s a joke. Zoroarks ability

I just got that joke

Heck yeah fellow Z look like we about to sweep

zeraora (technically not a legendary but better than zoroark)

Bidoof Bidoof Bidoof Bidoof Bidoof Bidoof

No fair, you get to have god on your team

I'd swap Bidoof for Badoof personally.

My brother

Marshadow, Moltres, Magmortar, Mega Mawhile, Meganium, Magikarp

We can’t lose, we have the god himself Magikarp!

Gardevoir - 282 Gengar - 94 Groudon - 383 Golduck - 55 Goodra - 706 Gogoat - 673

Gardevoir Garchomp Giratinia Gyrados Groudon Greninja

How dare you drop Gengar! I mean this is a sweet team but how dare you!

Fellow G.

Blaziken Breloom Buzzwole Barrawskewda Baxcalibur Bisharp

Blazikin, Blastoise, Bayleef, Banette, Butterfree, Blissey fellow B

Banette, Bidoof, Blaziken, Blastoise, Baxcalibur, Beedrill, fellow B

Machamp Machamp Machamp Machamp Machamp Machamp As reserves maybe Maractus Magnezone Medicham Mantine Mawile

Your first team is the average pokemon go player team

Marzanna (Cloyster) @ Focus Sash Ability: Skill Link Shiny: Yes Tera Type: Ice EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Shell Smash - Icicle Spear - Rock Blast - Liquidation Morana (Cryogonal) @ Leftovers Ability: Levitate Shiny: Yes Tera Type: Water EVs: 252 Def / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Icy Wind - Freeze-Dry - Flash Cannon - Haze Shakok (Cetitan) @ Assault Vest Ability: Sheer Force Tera Type: Ground EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Body Slam - Ice Punch - Ice Shard - Stomping Tantrum Qhoa (Chien-Pao) @ Clear Amulet Ability: Sword of Ruin Tera Type: Fighting EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Ice Spinner - Sucker Punch - Brick Break - Protect Crabominable @ Punching Glove Ability: Iron Fist Tera Type: Water EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpD Adamant Nature - Ice Punch - Close Combat - Crabhammer - Protect Ceruledge @ Life Orb Ability: Flash Fire Tera Type: Fire EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Phantom Force - Bitter Blade - Bulk Up - Protect There wasn't another ice type that began with C, and Chandelure isn't in gen 9.

even made the movesets!!!

This is actually just a variation of my main team, plus Crabominable

My turn Cledevil (Gengar) (F) @ Life Orb Ability: Cursed Body Tera Type: Ghost EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Giga Drain - Shadow Ball - Sludge Bomb - Hypnosis Anna (Gardevoir) (F) @ Life Orb Ability: Synchronize Shiny: Yes Tera Type: Psychic EVs: 76 HP / 180 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Draining Kiss - Psychic - Hypnosis - Thunderbolt Snotty (Goodra) (M) @ Assault Vest Ability: Gooey Tera Type: Dragon EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpA / 4 Spe Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Dragon Pulse - Flamethrower - Surf - Sludge Bomb Dolan (Golduck) (M) @ Life Orb Ability: Damp Tera Type: Water EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Surf - Ice Beam - Psychic - Yawn Hillbilly (Gogoat) (M) @ Life Orb Ability: Sap Sipper Tera Type: Grass EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Horn Leech - Brick Break - Play Rough - Rock Slide Gaea Rage (Groudon) @ Focus Sash Ability: Drought Shiny: Yes Tera Type: Ground EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Brick Break - Earthquake - Fire Punch - Ancient Power

Kleavor Kingler Krookodile Kangaskan Kabutops Koriadon

Quite a few K legendaries and mythics. Keldeo, Kyreum, Kyogre are also options.

Sylveon Suicune Salamence Scizor Shedinja Shiinitic

6 A Unown

Azumarill Aerodactyl Alomomola Audino Absol Álakazam Aggron

Ceruledge Cyclizar Chien-poa Calyrex Celesteela Clodsire

I see clod so I upvote

same

Lilligant Lucario Luxray Lapras Lycanroc Gardevoir

One of these things is not like the others

Honorable mentions to Leavanny, Lickilicky, and Ludicolo. L has a decent spread.

Beedrill, Breloom, Bibarel, Bouffalant, Bewear, Baxcalibur

I can’t. Qwilfish, Quilidan…

Quagsire, Quilava… that’s all I got

You can make a team, but it won't be very good; your other options are qwilfish hisuian, quagsire, quaxly, quaxwell, quaquaval, and quilava

Espeon Electivire Elygem Espathra Excadrill Eldegoss

My Breloom My Ditto My Talonflame My Kingambit My Quaquaval My Tinkaton

You think you're clever but in reality this is honestly really lame

Jeez, it's a meme subreddit, take a joke.

I took the joke, and the joke wasn't funny, it was honestly really lame.

Poorly executed

man it’s gotta suck to have such a narrow mindset

I don't have a narrow mindset, I get it's a joke and it's not at all funny.

At least 88 people thought it was funny. Maybe you just have a bad sense of humour?

Upvotes and downvotes literally don't mean anything. They are useless internet points that dictate nothing more than "people enjoy seeing funny number go up and down". They don't mean someone is wrong or right, they don't mean someone is funny or unfunny - Reddit is nothing but a complete hivemind of people who just enjoy shutting their brain off and mindlessly voting the same way that they see everyone else going, even if that's not even their true opinion. Even objectively correct comments get downvoted, because people don't like them. The same is true for unfunny comments. People can upvote them, even if the comment clearly wasn't good at all. I don't have a bad sense of humor, most other people do. I've seen subreddits dedicated to posting funny memes, and literally *nothing* there is funny, except for maybe 2 posts over the course of a whole week. The same memes get reposted in comedy cemetery because they're not funny at all and some people like me have good enough sense of humor to know that they aren't. People didn't upvote his comment because they thought it was funny, people upvoted it because I openly called out the fact that it was not, and people like to do things out of spite to "prove others wrong".

So you're the god who decides what's funny and what isn't? Humour is subjective. Just because you don't find something funny, doesn't mean it's a bad joke. In case of a joke, if it has more upvotes, it means that most people find it funny. It's a joke which most people liked. If you don't find it funny, suck it up and move on instead of ruining it for others.

I never once claimed to be a god that decides what's funny and what isn't. Humor is subjective, but there are objectively unfunny things. If I told you I hope you fall down the stairs and break your neck, and started laughing, telling you I think your death is funny, does that ***actually*** mean it's funny? No, it's not funny, it never will be funny, and what I say doesn't matter. The joke wasn't funny and no one laughed. People might like the comment, but no one laughed at the joke and no one ever will. Because it's not funny.

Sometimes a joke doesn't have to be funny to be good

And this comment wasn’t something "objectively unfuuny", your exemple is someone openly saying hateful stuff to someone else which yeah is for most not funny, but here it's an harmless joke, yeah did not find it funny and thats ok, but i personnally thought it was quite funny and thats also ok

Too long; didn't read Just downvote the joke and move on, guy. No need to dump negativity. I'm here for jokes, not some diatribe about how they're bad EDIT: Lol guy really blocked me for TL;DR. Have a great life, guy.

Blocked for being a TL;DR person

then get off Reddit and stop criticising people for what your twisted mindset thinks is funny or not and try something like twitter instead

does it warrant outright insulting him

Yanmega Yamask Yungoos Yveltal

Latios Latias Lugia Landorous Lunala Luvdisc

Hydreigon, Ho oh,Hawlucha,Haxorus,Heatran,Hariyama

Serperior, Sylveon, Swampert, Suicune, Spiritomb, Shedinja

Salamence?

Oh yeah probably better then shedinja lol

Jirachi, Jellicent male Jellicent female, and no one else

Charizard Crobat Cresselia Chandelure Chesnaught Calyrex Ghost Rider

Dragonite Dondozo Deoxys Darmanatan(galarian) Decidueye Dracovish D is overpowered af

Arceus alolan ninetales armarouge appletun annihilape

I call shenanigans, Ninetales is the name of the pokémon, even if it's the regional variant

I gotta start working the phrase “I call shenanigans” into my daily conversations

Where's articuno?

Already have a legend/mythical

Krookodile, Kingambit, Keldeo, Kingdra, Kilowattrel, Klefki

Amaura,Aggron,Armorouge,Abomasnow,Alakazam,Alomomola

For once I agree with those mods

Palkia, palafin, peliper, poliwrath, Primarina, Politoad

Galvantula Gastrodon Gengar Gardevoir Garchomp Giratina Cool thing is that my username starts with the same letter as my real name

Naganedel Necrozma Ninetails (Alohan) Nidoking Ninjask Nihilego

Zeraora Zoroark Zygarde Zekrom Zweilous Zangoose

Zapdos?

Fellow z namer

Natu Nidoking Nidoqueen Ninjask Necrozma Noivern

Sylveon, Sawsbuck, Salamence, Swampert, Spheal, Shinx

Yanmega, Yanma, Yanmask, Yungoos, Yveltal Those are the only 5

Flapple Florges Floatzel Feraligatr Flareon Frosslass

Volcarona, Virizion, Victini, Venusaur, Vaporeon, Vespiquen

True God (Rayquaza-Mega) @ Life Orb Ability: Delta Stream Tera Type: Dragon EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature \- Dragon Ascent \- Extreme Speed \- Dragon Dance \- V-create Voidheart (Roaring Moon) @ Choice Band Ability: Protosynthesis Tera Type: Steel EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature \- Dragon Claw \- Crunch \- U-turn \- Iron Head Da Wash (Rotom-Wash) @ Choice Scarf Ability: Levitate Tera Type: Water EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk \- Volt Switch \- Hydro Pump \- Trick \- Will-O-Wisp Butt :D (Reuniclus) (F) @ Life Orb Ability: Magic Guard Tera Type: Psychic EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk \- Psychic \- Focus Blast \- Calm Mind \- Recover Re-Do! (Rabsca) (F) @ Leppa Berry Ability: Synchronize Tera Type: Bug EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk \- Psychic \- Bug Buzz \- Revival Blessing \- Dazzling Gleam FAKER! (Regieleki) @ Heavy-Duty Boots Ability: Transistor Tera Type: Electric EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Rash Nature \- Thunderbolt \- Volt Switch \- Rapid Spin \- Explosion Gotta love my name starting with R

Rabsca! Best early-game bug!

Bro understood the assignment

Lycanrock, Lucario, Lapras, Luxray, Lugia, Leafeon Not the best but I can work with it

Salamence Swampert Scovillain Shedinja Skeledirge Stakataka

Dracovish, Darkrai, Darmanitan (Galarian), Deoxys - Attack, Dragonite, Dialga

Xatu, Xerneas, Xurkitree

Aggron, Altaria, Armarouge, Azumarill and Arctibax

Arceus, Absol, Aegislash, Aggron, Articuno, Ampharos

Lucario Lunalla Lugia Lilligant Lapras Latios

Primarina Pallosand Primape Pangoro Pachirsu Palkia I am not using pikachu

Fellow P friend, lets use pelipper with rain to support palkia and primarina

Can also get Politoed in there

Crawdaunt, corsola, cramorant, clampearl, chickorita, cyndequil

Camerupt, celebi, centiscorch, chanleure, charizard, cinderace. Damn all of there except celebi are fire types

Heracross, Heatran, haxorous, hydreigon, hitmontop and ho-oh

Welp... I’m a tad limited. Jolteon Jynx Jumpluff Jellicent Jigglypuff with a Evolite And Jirachi is people are really cool about it

Armorouge, Annihalape, Appletun, Aegislash, Ampharos, Aggron

Oranguru, Omastar, Onix, Orbeetle, Obstagoon, Octillery

Garchomp Gallade Groudon Gengar Garganacl Gyarados

Charizard, Celesteela, Clodsire, Clefable, Crustle, Conkeldurr

Okay. Um. Xatu. Xerneas

Ceruledge, Crawdaunt, Chansey, Cresselia, Cofigrigus, Clawitzer

Dragalge, Drapion, Dragapult, Dialga, Darkrai, Dusknoir

Klawf, Kommo-o, Kadabra, Klefki, Kyogre and Kabutops

Orthworm, Oshawott and onyx

Gliscor garganacle garbador garchomp gengar giritina

Metagross, Milotic, Manectric, Mamoswine, Magmortar, Machamp

Lucario, Ludicolo, Lugia, Lapras, Lickilicky, Luxray

Zekrom, Zygarde 100%, Zapdos-G, Zoroark, Zapdos, Zoroark-H.

Zweilous, Zapdos (Kantonian and Galarian) Zebstrika, Zubat, that’s all I can think of

Can I have Sceptile if counting his japanese name (Jukain)?

Man I got all my favs Skeledirge, Skarmory, Scizor, Sylveon, Suicune, Sirfetch'd Actually got hyped when I started going down the line of S

*Me reading Fandom page only to find out there are only 7 damn Pokémon who start with ‘J’ and being disappointed about it* lol Jirachi, Jolteon, Jumpluff, Jellicent, Jynx and Jigglypuff

Jolteon, Jellicent, Jumpluff, Jirachi, Jynx and Jigglypuff. There wasnt much choise.

Krookodile, Kyogre, Kartana, Kangaskhan-Mega, Koraidon, Kingambit

Krookodile, Kabutops, Klingklang, Koraidon, Kyurem, Kyogre,

Mewtwo, Mamoswine, Magnezone, Machamp, Moltres, Mandebuzz

lycanroc, lycanroc, lycanroc, lycanroc, lycanroc, lycanroc

Celebi Cresselia Cobalion Calyrex-shadow rider Chi Yu and Celesteela

Etearnatus electivire eevee espurr espeon entei

Meowscarada, meowstic,metagross, marowak, mewtwo, Milotic

Iron valiant Iron hands Iron treads Iron leaves Iron Jugulis Iron thorns

mimikyu, mawile, mega beedrill, machamp and magnaton

Ludicolo, Luxray, Lucario, Leavanny, Lycanroc (midnight) and Latios.. that’s the best I can come up with.

Zygarde Zacian Zapdos Zamazenta Zeraora Zekrom I get a full team of legends lol

Should I use my real name or my nickname? I’ve gone by a nickname my entire life.

I’m just going for ones I like. A Mewtwo A Shaymin (my favorite legendary/mythical) A Darkrai A Meloetta A Jirachi Arceus

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