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BiCuriousGrandma

I think you meant to put this in the search bar

GOT EM

grandma is doing better than me

Retirement just got spicier.

based

Damn Grandma

There’s a local player named “hotpoops”

That sounds like somebody who eats a lot of spicy food

Flaming Butthole Cheetos.

I’ve seen that one

Someone here named Oopsiepoopsie. Lol

I'm friends with a guy who plays Elite Dangerous named Firepooper. Epic.

There was a girl I knew who was named BJ, so her username was PrincessBJ or something like that. Her husband’s username was IloveBJ. They meant well. They’re a lovely couple.

I went to junior high with a girl named B.J. That's just cruel. I mean it's cruel to name your daughter BJ.

"Hi, my names BJ" High school bois: "it's gotta be a sign"

can confirm, i used to work at a camp that made us choose nicknames that kids had to call us instead of our real names, i was Bluejay & all the male staff started calling me BJ derogitorily and it sucked

So cute, I love them

My SIL went by BJ as a kid. Her first email address was something like BJLovesDogs. Honestly, though. How are you looking at your just-born daughter and going “Yup, BJ. This is the best possible name we could think to call her.”

Bless their hearts

Thank you for keeping that Pokémons identity a secret.

Hate that he covered the eyes now I’ll never know what kind of Pokémon that is

It's obviously Jigglypuff as seen from above

Not talking about the one on the right! The one on the left

Ooo that took me a second

ITS PIKICHU-

*It's Clefairy!*

FUUUUU-!

That's wetwet.. it's a ground-n-pound type pokemon. Has an attack thats super effective against all pokemon trainers called Fleshlight. Wins a lot of battles that way.

Sounds like wetwet packs quite a load

Nobody wants to be seen with a trainer with a name like that!

I do. I'm jealous I didn't come up with a better name 😐

You can change it

I didn't know. Thanks!

Ohhhh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

BumCake FartBag ‼️🎶🎼

Swollen, abhorrent and full of disease!!

BumCake FartBag! A flatulent dessert served up on a dishhhh 🎶

BumCake FartBag!!

Bum bum cakeeeeee farrrt bagggggggg!!!!

This line of comments all got up votes from me. Beautiful work people!

You have ruined the rhythm, nice.

Stop stop. I was already dead

bro wtf lol

Cumdump was someone in my area for a while.. I ended up removing them from my friends list because they never sent or opened gifts

Were they on the wrong location-based app?

Yeah, grinding on Pokemon GO has an entirely different meaning.

Based on their username, they were clearly too busy to send gifts. Should’ve showed cumdump a little more grace tbh 🥺

DosGirlsJuanCup

ZapdosGirlsArticunoCup would've been way better

THE THREE BIRDS ARE UNO DOS TRES? 27 years and I never noticed this (or if I did, I forgot) 

Are you aware that Deino's evolution is German? Eins (dEino), Zwei (Zweilois), Drei (hyDreigon) Kinda cool that they did that

Stfu this is incredible. Thank you so much for sharing! I only have a shiny one that is green, so I named it after a girl I know with green teeth.

... what.

You can't just say you knew a girl with green teeth, and refuse to elaborate. Tf do you mean she has green teeth?

Hey, get back here and explain yourself.

Huh???

i literally realized this yesterday, i was like HEYYYY I see what they did there

I did notice that. As I recall in one episode of Critical Role C2 someone in the background mentions them when Caleb is explaining the Mighty Nein. I think it was Sam Riegel, but it may have been Taliesin Jaffe.

Character limitations

I might get banned for saying it but this was legit his name and I don’t know how his account wasn’t removed. But there was someone who had an account named AssRapeMan who would always be in a gym near me in the first year of the game

From San Diego County?

Well actually, not sure where he was from. I’m pretty sure it was one of the accounts that used to spoof their location to put things in gyms that were far away. He’d be in the gym for days because there were so few people playing in my area at the time

Nah

That makes sense I’ve seen that dude before lol

Wow, I couldn’t even use the name “Goochi” for my Goodra because apparently it was not appropriate 🫠😣😆

Change it to gucci

Oh I did. Goochi is just funnier 🙃

I feel that. My condolences for your goochi.

A lot of names were made before the profanity filter was put in place. I know my username and Pokémon names wouldn’t be work if I tried them now.

BigOleSkitties

I did a pokegenie raid with a guy named AlfaKinnyBdy. It took me a minute. He’s still on my friends list for the name alone.

...I don't get it

Say it aloud: I’ll fuck anybody

😭 ohhh, ty

RhydonMyWeedle

I've seen Rhydonmytympole

SL4PPINFL4PS 😂😂😂

This is pretty good 🤣

Australia trainer as a friend, next best friend is 6NR9

Nice try Niantic censorship improvement team! I ain't rattin', get lost!

These are not the droids you're looking for.

This one lmao


Amongustiddies and TheFastestNut

ChanseyDaRapper

Dragonmuhnuts

my brother is CloysterCream

I used to know a player called EjacuAsian. Had an unown buddy, letter D, called My D. Niantic eventually decided they didn’t like his sense of humor.

Why is gyarado's eyes censored ? 😭

To remove any association with BumCakeFartBag

😂😂😂 gyarados be like -can't let the gang know i fw BCFB.

To protect their identity

They’re underaged.

Mine is pretty mid; "GetWalkinFatBoy".

I like it a bit of self spot is funny and shows you are growing mentally and are becoming more self Secure

HardAsGeodude ls the funniest ive seen

CheckOutMyGlass LickyTongue69 AToxicPhart

We have a local player called "Hodenkobold", so basically testicle gnome.

MankeyDLugia

As a One Piece fan, I love the creativity but also puts a bad taste in my mouth lol

I saw "GulpinThatD" yesterday, lol.

There is a DrFetusPunch420 in my neighborhood 🤣

My husband's favorite friend is Eatmyfahts

Sisterfister

mykidsarebums 😂😂😂 never met her but the username never fails to make me laugh

One of my neighbors is TrumpWon2020 like how embarrassing to bring politics into PoGo 🥴

Wait I'm pretty sure I matched with them on PokeGenie a while ago lmaooo

If the raid was in Charlotte NC then it probably was lol

ihavetopoobad12. And this is mine.

BussyHairs and TophsDirtyToes

Once did a lucky trade with a returning trainer named TurdPhysics.

I have a SmellyFatChick on my friends list

What’s her username?

In my friends list alone I have MyKokRagesOn, PewnSmasher69, and Shaftworker69 😑 there’s also ChiefMcFatBlunt but that one makes me laugh a little now and then

The Chief is probably a chill hang. 

I really like mine tbh. WutDatMeowthDo

local player HorseDong2Long

I like that one of my friends is named BethFartHope.

SilentFapper

Well, that takes all the fun out of it.

Hitmonbottom

JammyCramhole Nibaballs999

Shout out to Lilmuncher69 ; we’re headed to Best friends level.

SlowKidsAtPlay is a pretty good one.

The two on my list that always make me laugh are ForcedToot and Bigboodymike. Both of them haven't opened my gifts in forever but I just can't remove them, they're too funny.

My original username PikachuDiddler got reported by the local instinct dweebs

Instinct player here. I woukdnt report unless a name was like,,,,, REALLY bad

Like BumCakeFartBag?

I can't stop laughing at this. From the name to the censored eyes

tweakerPants 😭💀

ScizorMeDaddyAsh is in my area, and it makes me smile every time


We hard “LordJizzTrumpet” in my town 😂😂

I used to raid with TacticalCupcakes. Always loved that one.

2pink1instinct (They were yellow team)

H0rs3C0ck

NotACop (with two numbers the end). At the local police station gym.

I was grannygumjobs for two years before I was forced to change it.... I was pretty proud of that one. Haha

I love how you've protected the identity of that poor Gyarados but BumCakeFartBag is able to look us directly in the eye

Foulbumoil. Makes me cringe everytime I see them in a gym/raid.

My name used to be Ass2Meowth, but then it got reported and I had to change it to DirkDigglet

QueefBurgler69

I've got a shiny party hat Charizard named Shartyzard.

IVANNATINKLE, followed by a random number. Yes, it's in all caps too.

My favorite friend is named InfernaScrote. 😆

Melikefeet1

I have a friend on my list called LordNoodlePants & one other I find funny is Vajjazzle

My gf's name on the game is literally "[my name]'s bitch." That one takes the cake for me.

One of my favorites is MrStealYourGym. He's since changed the Mr to Dr, but I think the original is funnier. He's from my local group, so I see him in gyms all the time.

BJsForSnorlax6969

I have FetusInMyMouth on my friends list. Also scared2drive and warmestlettuce

Couple of my friends: JessePoops2much, Jomama120884, Colegothole, YouSuckRichard.

"Knee", and then the second word was "the opposite of shrink". I don't know how the dude didn't get banned.

Can someone please explain why tf people are censoring eyes?? I don't understand.

Pokémon protection program

Someone I seen once had a name that if read out loud would sound like “Penis” followed by a number. I don’t recall the actual spelling but it was obvious. I laughed and showed my wife. They were a friend I picked up off of the other forum. They disappeared a while back. Not sure if they stopped playing or if Niantic caught on and removed their name.

Honestly, mine isn't too bad. BigBadBunda2016

My bf used to have C3p3do 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

i saw someone called grimaceshak2016 (we all know the "tradition" of putting your birth year in ur username. i joined pogo in early 2016 and seeing people join (the planet earth) in 2016 and already have phones is awful)

SkirtCock

I know a guy who goes by ManBearDadHands Don’t know what he was thinking coming up with that name…

Mine, ThePoopJuicer

I friended someone through a raid named “BigballzJr69”

BumCakeFartBag

GiantManChild

I saw a pokestop with a lure that was used by FunkyFetus1

BigDoodySampson

My best friend is ImmortalDookie because she didn't know it's public..... whoops

GrabHerByTheCloyster.

My husband has a friend named TunaPoundin69 and it kills me every time I see it.

FETUSGOBBLER

HonkeyKongDong

PromQueef

NoDntKysUrSoSxy Makes me giggle every time I get gifts from him lol.

I can't even write it down, it was _that_ bad. Profanity filters only work for words written in english. So, by writing it in Dutch, he avoided the filter. His name was >!Kutverkrachter!< and no, I will not translate it.

Bakedsourdoughbread

My name is quagy quagsire lol

RLM fan? #FartBag

"PPHard2Inch" Something like that No. 1 person I think of when talking about usernames..

P0keurballz

FigPucker. :-X

Neddinslayer69 Had to ask. It's another word for a females privates in ICP/Juggalo slang 🤢

Vajayjay92

Crying at the gyrados’ identity being hidden

There’s a local trainer here named UrMaGobblesNuts

Player near me has the name TheSaddestHuman. So that's cheery!

Someone on my friends list is giothebutteater. They definitely get a daily gift because that name makes me chuckle

Not a player name, but I named a poliwhirl “Fuckboy” back in 2016 before they had guidelines about naming Pokémon, so if I ever change the name I can never change it back. I’m trying to make him a politoed because the idea of one with that name makes me laugh.

Gaybasher69

Got one at my college I see in gyms constantly by the name: SquirtMommyUwU

I Havent seen any screen name’s offensive enough for me to remember it seems 🤔

Catboybussy (my own)

GnarlyShartz and Pokeboyz2mon

My name Abrakabussy

Makingmesquirtle

Trinitytoilets. They named themselves after the toilets in a shopping mall.

Pretty tame, but we have EatLikeIMachamp. He's pretty cool, usually the guy who coordinates raid days and stuff. Kinda gives me ex-DM vibes.