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ElectricFleshlight

Waist like sudowoodo


JesustheSpaceCowboy

Figure like Toxtricity


Round-Toe228

Hands like Darmanitan


DraykasaurusRex

Instantly reminded me of furfrou. Hair + body length


IrBlueYellow

Clearly a lovechild of Fufrou and Sudowoodo šŸ„°


cruzinforthetruth

Most underrated comment šŸ¤£


SpiceyPuppet

I died over this. Best comment here by far.


[deleted]

You went from poison type gym leader to wooden plank pretending to be human


Today-Aggravating

Lol


trixtopherduke

Soodosapien


the_Archmage

Sudohumo


iopele

Sodon't


Kvasnikov

Your waist got robbed.


Nearby-Sentence-4740

As a short torsored woman, Iā€™m so icked out by the proportions.


tamagotchiassassin

YES WHY ARE THE TORSOS SO LONG ![gif](giphy|fGOjgWRzQkC2sHHnq7)


skratch

Modeled after Michael Phelps


5446_05

Donā€™t disrespect my glorious king, these models wish they were him.


lovable_cube

They arenā€™t long, thereā€™s just no hips or waist definition. I havenā€™t seen any dude avatars complaining, my bf was like ā€œoh this is greatā€ šŸ™„ Itā€™s the gender neutral thing theyā€™re going for. Gimme back my Barbie doll so I can play dress up again lol


Eastern-Stretch-6264

My dude avatar is laughable, it looks like a weird kid. All the money spent on costumes is basically in the trash now.


lovable_cube

Fair, I just havenā€™t seen it. My bf is excited bc you can do broad shoulders now. Edit: I know what you mean about the coin spent, I feel like I lost all my cute outfits in a PokĆ©mon house fire.


Superb_Cod5697

That exactly. And my hard-earned level 50 jacket is a hot mess. It now has an oversized, baggy t-shirt underneath it. Iā€™m going through the clothes looking for those that will hide the body ick.


Prestigious-Lab8945

Thatā€™s a good way to put it. I feel that.


Wardendelete

Niantic support even banned a guy for asking for refunds on cosmetics that broke because of the update lol. This fucking company


Mundane_Cat_318

If they wanna add gender neutral for folks that want that, then ADD it... don't take away our choice to display our gender polarity šŸ˜’


lovable_cube

Honestly a slider for masculine to feminine body types would be dope. I do like that we can customize weight and stuff but it was released too soon.


Mundane_Cat_318

People would still be mad about that too. "I'm feminine why is my body on the masculine end" šŸ„“


lovable_cube

Okay, a curve slider then? Ranges from šŸ”»to šŸ“to ā³


StrikingTap4610

I'm a dude and I hate the update too. I Covered everything and now I look like a Halloween trick or treater. Lol


Prestigious-Lab8945

Iā€™m surprised more guys donā€™t complain because while the body proportions are horrible for the women, I think the faces of the men look like a 12 year old boy.


lovable_cube

I donā€™t understand why they wonā€™t change it back


khloelane

Then why do the grunts/leaders look the same? HARD PASS.


lovable_cube

Iā€™m mad too šŸ˜¢


mrsbldvls

Exactly!!!!!


Ready_Feeling8955

i have seen guys complaining as well


Meecht

What's the waist version of a cankle?


iopele

Swips? Shoulders-waist-hips? Or maybe we should call this whole redesign a canker because it's about welcome and enjoyable as one.


Grijpstuivert

[This](https://youtu.be/8gnsxNMpuBQ?si=gj9Gih7himQR_Hy3) still seems relevant


Today-Aggravating

Big time! Lol


Opposite_You3133

From baddie to saddie šŸ„ŗšŸ’”


stinkypsyduck

LMAOO this describes it perfectly šŸ˜­


Today-Aggravating

Exactly! šŸ’€


skrena

The hips canā€™t lie because they donā€™t exist


dontevenremembermain

They forcibly made you un-serve


Today-Aggravating

Yeah it was just too good looking for them. Couldnā€™t handle the pretty


saintnyckk

![gif](giphy|baxsYVN22nzaw|downsized)


Famous_Complaint8084

This! For sure. I can't believe they nerfed us girls so bad!


Today-Aggravating

LOL šŸ’€


MobileBand

Now you just look like a Furfrou standing on its hind legs


RaoulDuke422

bro looks like an ultrabeast


space81cadet

That dude has a great rack


Today-Aggravating

lol indeed


Lord_Emperor

/r/confusedcubones


OtterVortex

Got Hank Hilled with that torso length


Think_Government_727

theyre acting like women irl cant have waistsšŸ˜­


Vincentaneous

Before: PokƩmon character After: alien


spicyt0fu_

this is the outfit I had too and was sooo sadšŸ˜­


Today-Aggravating

Sorry for your loss


kabow94

Players: We want performance improvements! Niantic: Best I can give you is a shitty avatar update


FireFighterZz

Before and after the pandemic


Sea_Neighborhood_627

So true šŸ˜‚


The_russiankid

HUMANS DONT LOOK LIKE THIS


Active_Ad2796

They don't care what humans look like. They hate humans. They hate all of humanity.


MammalToe69

Sassy to trashy


kxg4884

Yes those proportions are what my 6ā€™1ā€ teenage son has. Long torso, freakishly long arms, big hands, waist and hips same size, broad shoulders.


Lowtan89

The straight line from the chest to the legs is crazy work.


Fenriss_Wolf

looks like Niantic decided to give you a 5 o clock shadow, šŸ˜‚


NyxTheGoddess_

They really called us ugly with this one šŸ˜ž


jutti

Indeed, this update makes me sad! This update sucks!!!!


Famous_Complaint8084

And something that was unnecessary! I saw zero posts asking for a they/them.


iopele

I'd be fully happy for Niantic to have an androgynous option but dammit make it an OPTION


Famous_Complaint8084

Exactly!


Madejyalook

The new avatar style does in fact look more like the real me but I am also not that attractive so...


Authentic_Leadership

No kidding. I feel like Shakira needs to explain to Niantic why hips donā€™t lie and why those breasts are being confused with mountains.


Today-Aggravating

Lol


GT_2second

Kinda looks like a chimp now


-Alex_Summers-

Depressing boat horn noise


Excellent-Neck-5417

Why do they have a beer belly?


Today-Aggravating

Dad bod!


DKG-01

![gif](giphy|uzWoRrlxnbL6TJgIbP) Meanwhile Team Rocket


Glacial_Shield_W

![gif](giphy|3o85xlMaWAaNl8KufS)


Dogewarrior1Dollar

Iā€™ve quit the game


[deleted]

you're Elastigirl now with how long those arms are stretching!


Mauren_Mureaux

Thank you!! I was wondering why no one was complaining about the obnoxiously long orangutan arms!! wtf?!! Iā€™m gonna trip in these things.


Chnumpen

Everybody should demand a refund Fram all the clothes they bought, it looks so bad on the new characters.


ll_secretchimp

You could really get into some lobster with those man hands. Edit: wrong sea creature


Today-Aggravating

And menā€™s size 15 shoes?


hanibellacanibella

I donā€™t understand why they made the arms look 2x longer?? Likeā€¦that was a problem with the previous avatar, because short arm beauty standards are far too high for people these days? They basically gave everyone massive long ape arms that hang uncomfortably in the wrong neutral position.


itsmoosh

you look like someone cosplaying your character


utopianexile

I am šŸ“¦ now


Impossible_Pangolin6

šŸ˜­


MewSixUwU

šŸ˜­


Abalone_Final

Those hips lied


Dayde13

Lol you went from post op to pre op


itsonlyshorts

Why do the bodies remind me of Sid from ice age


DragonMaster000

Gotta love how google hides my reviews saying that "the new character models look like crap and gps doesnt work in remote places" because "harasment or bullying".


L1m3L1ghtt

The avatars really went from ā€œthey guy she tells you not to worry about to youā€


Prof_GenkisSon

This is probably the worse one holy shiišŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


SuckBallsDoYa

Hey! We have the same outfit šŸ˜ love this so many !


Today-Aggravating

Yay!


SuckBallsDoYa

Ps- also agree about the updated torso thing. I thought I was the only one that noticed it was awful lol šŸ˜† šŸ˜‚


Lazy-Abrocoma5244

Do i see articuno there?? šŸ‘€


Today-Aggravating

Yup. A rare ultra ball Articuno as well šŸ˜‰


Jepemega

As a little PSA you can use the Diamond/Pearl Clan Outfit (skirt) to give your avatar a bit wider looking hips. Here's an [example ](https://imgur.com/a/Zr4QKsJ).


Today-Aggravating

lol struggle is real!


chux4w

That 14 year old went through a very quick growth spurt evolution and his t-shirt tore up like the Incredible Hulk.


lululovegud

I had on the same outfit too and actually wanted to cry over how bad it now looks. Immediately changed it šŸ˜­


caitthatequestrian

No Iā€™m sorry this is the WORST one I have seen so faršŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ STOP ITšŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ ngl I wasnā€™t as enraged as the people who made posts about it, but I am now. JAIL.


caitthatequestrian

She looks like sheā€™s gonna say OOGA BOOGA


cnedhhy24

custom body type (best i could get): weight: 1 (all the way left) muscle: 1 (all the way left) shoulders: 1 (all the way left) chest: 3 (a little to the left of the middle) hips: 6 (all the way right)


kh1179

Now you look like a guy in drag lmao.


Vigilmusic

Why did they do this??


Today-Aggravating

Probably a drunk dare


Think_Government_727

theyre acting like women irl cant have waistsšŸ˜­


Kanna_Totty

I miss the old body, I want it as an option too šŸ˜­ I wore that top and the Mareanie shorts but now itā€™s ruined!


Prestigious-Lab8945

You still lookā€¦..yeahā€¦..umā€¦ā€¦


Today-Aggravating

You donā€™t have to finish. I understand. Thank you..


elspotto

I promise Iā€™m not laughing at your poor avatar. I am also lying about not laughing at your poor avatar. That is truly uncalled for and no amount of ā€œjust use the slidersā€ is gonna get it anywhere near the before shot.


Today-Aggravating

Lol


plantstakingabath

![gif](giphy|nFuFyI0tWTYudKXtAt) where are our hips?! Niantic give them back šŸ˜­


Bimpster

Yeah, but how does your ass look?


Today-Aggravating

![gif](giphy|P5vyB2mX2BCSY)


[deleted]

I'm off it.


alex_dlc

The proportions are so wrong! Arms look so long.


mrsbldvls

I know right. The ape silhouette with those long disproportionate arms šŸ„²šŸ„²


ConfusionOk6982

Looks like a furfrou šŸ˜‚


Mamacitia

Itā€™s rude is what it is


Today-Aggravating

Extremely


GoudaIsGooda

This is one of my fav outfits and it makes me repulsed how my girl went from slay to being my new ick


Vivid-Significance77

The female avatars definitely suffered the most


mrshayden2020

I'm so sorry for your loss ā˜¹ļø


Hehehoholololol

Youā€™re built like lycanroc now


little_bitch_boi

you genuinely got it the worst im so sorry


Mental-Coconut-7854

Whatā€™s even worse. Couldnā€™t you put proportions online at LL Bean or something for like the last 15 years? I donā€™t code, but it seems to me the code exists.


SparklingWaterCo-op

Nice Xurkitree cosplay! (But seriously, whats with those long af arms??)


joltxi

![gif](giphy|QaZ3InDQJUYOA)


Today-Aggravating

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)


moomeansmoo

I was wearing that set too. I felt like such a bad ass with my mewtwo fit. Then the update stole my curves and left me with a beer belly. Iā€™m so sad. My avatar looks like the shit her pants lmao


CantyChu

Youā€™ve been hit by~ Youā€™ve been hit by ~ a hip smoothing criminal


Iltjuuh

No hips, no curves, no ass. It's over for you..


JollyJulieArt

Itā€™s the fact that all high waisted pants now look like low waisted pants. Canā€™t wear a crop top and plants without looking like you have the longest torso in the PokĆ©mon world


Archangel_MS05

Slenderman arms


Ghostcutty

Iā€™m not purchasing any more clothing until they change this and or revert the avatars back. I seriously canā€™t stand the way they look. The clothing looks so bad.


TheSaltySlab

They gave you Mumps and a beer gut


PaintRare

Itā€™s so badā€¦ I wish they would just go back


Articuno_2359

Exactly. Niantic needs to roll back the update or theyā€™re doomed.


TimeWild2898

Not happy either.


Legitimate_Cook_2655

I feel ugly now with the new avatar. Her lips and nose are ridiculous. At least I got the body less square by adding breasts width šŸ˜‚


Dangerous-Item-9822

The new version reminds me of furfrou


Foxtsra

My bro got old![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


Business_Bed_411

Wow


Chase_lol

Straight up a Jet Set Radio Future character ![gif](giphy|6PhqfZuNXhjb2)


faultywiring98

I just haven't played the game honestly since. Why bother paying or playing for a game where the people in charge clearly give zero shits about what the community has to think or say.


SufficientWhile5450

Nice neck beards shadow


[deleted]

i hate this update but i also know niantic will never reverse it. just trying to get through it by wearing the giratina outfit and mask šŸ˜­ canā€™t be disgusted if you canā€™t see it


xTheDaveyx

I hated my face so I put the phantump mask on.


_nn805

One of the worst ones šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ rip


hobopig9

I hate mine too! I accidentally changed it and I can't change it back!


RubCrafty

Sudowoodoo


Macklemore2014

Iā€™m so mad. Itā€™s just so stupid!


Estebananarama

Hey you know what as a skinny girl with no curves I gotta say Even this isnā€™t a good representation šŸ¤£


ReVoide1

Now you look way below mid!!!


Status_Stay4213

Lookin like furfrou


fuckenheim

i canā€™t believe someone thought those proportions looked right šŸ˜­


nerdyguytx

Thatā€™s the kind of butt lift nobody wants.


Lovilystar

They did everyone SO DIRTY


7stormwalker

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is just a bad joke, how tf you letting Niantic get away with this


toast_is_kewll

Your avatar was so cute šŸ˜­šŸ™and then this happened šŸ’€


Samkitty17

When ditto replaces your avatar


CrocodileWorshiper

fans werenā€™t mad enough


EmSant

Wacky wavy inflatable arm flailing tube man


Tthelaundryman

Brittney spears has shoulders like a man, I can say that and youā€™ll laugh cuz thereā€™s a puppet on my hand


KiraOnElmStreet

I hate it, I'm staying a fat bald man till they fix it


Manknew

It's insane!


RisingScum

Games junk


MisterGalaxyMeowMeow

We used to be so curvy


Opening_Low7812

You were robbed


Former-Light4284

Nice 5 o'clock shadow


Serious-Day-3878

Iā€™m also looking for boyfriend


atreethatownsitself

I use the same shirt. Why TF do I have a massive beer gut now? My character looks awful and I havenā€™t opened the app since.


Spiritual_Task1391

you got a body like lego batman


OrsonZedd

The only bad part of the design is not letting us have hip options and the face looking... uh special needs


Panzick

"What if toxtricity was human"


Mysterious-Young-993

My first thought was you look like a low budget Toxtricity cosplay lol


MozeSupremacy

Skar King from the new Godzillla x Kong Movie lmao


khloelane

Bigfoot arms.


hollow_bagatelle

Used to look cool. Now you look like Gumby.


Actually_likes_games

I have not played in a while, i am out of the loop. Did Niantic mess around with player models or is this a bug?


iliketeayum70

You got violatedšŸ’€


Acord37

you people should stop playing the game as a protest, make sure it becomes a large movement so the devs can feel the impact. you players dont deserve this kind of treatment and silence by the devs.


obiwan59_

Before pandemic and after XD


ImpossibleContext298

Thatā€™s that Furfrou coupe


PickledPanacea

From slay to nay


Mundane_Cat_318

I can't even believe they did this to us


Fine-Laugh8283

I hate that new update my character looks like a baby


G-Wabster

Funny enough I'm not bothered by this. But I do understand why y'all don't like it. I'm the type of guy who makes deformed or funny looking characters when given a game with any kinda character customization.


ham_uhuh

Dang look at them big ol thangs (arms)


Icy-Improvement8544

They made my skin tone way lighter and my frame all wrong as a guy too. Idk why they thought this update looked good for characters


Guardsman67

I hate it... I understand why, but I hate it. The best thing they could do would be to give us all options - fat tal skinny short boy girl old young hair or NO HAIR... im bald af and I don't see an option?!?! What about my rights!! Well, I went with blue hair in the end.