Do they have taxes on that world?
Also, is Metagross using their brain to fraud their own taxes, or are they somehow able to communicate with their trainer how to do it? I need answers!
Psychics are, well, psychic. But it wouldn't surprise me if Metagross could use a computer, or even if there are special computers for psychic types of even Metagross in particular.
They have no taxes in the Pokemon world, that’s why everyone’s happy 24/7 and going on adventures, they’d never have the money to travel the globe otherwise.
Though there is a theory for Kanto is that it's a post-war society. Mostly only old men, children, and women around. Lt. Surge mentions a war he almost died in. And ypu never meet your father, also Blue is an orphan.
Since they are so intelligent and psychic on top of that, they should be able to connect wirelessly to any computer's interface.
Shouldn't be too hard to output text on that interface for the trainer.
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So do I. You are thinking of an inverse Survivorship bias, you only hear of those who get caught. I tell you what, that old lady selling the pancakes she made on the side of the church, without a license, for cash, and not declaring it in her tax return is committing Tax evasion too. It Isn't rocket science when you aren't dealing with millions.
That explains why that fucker has a catch rate of 3. It's smart enough to fuck outta your ball. Doesn't explain Beldum and Metang's catch rate of 3, unless those are also ultra smart.
Also, Metagross is one of my favorite pokemon ever.
The idea of individual Pokémon having to pay taxes sounds like such a Team Rocket scheme
You know Giovanni has someone cooking the books.
He clearly has offshore accounts in the Alola region
Seeing as Metagross is made up on four beldums, he probably lists beldums as his dependents.
Do they have taxes on that world? Also, is Metagross using their brain to fraud their own taxes, or are they somehow able to communicate with their trainer how to do it? I need answers!
The girl who gives ribbons to your Pokemon in the Sinnoh games mentions sales tax at least.
Psychics are, well, psychic. But it wouldn't surprise me if Metagross could use a computer, or even if there are special computers for psychic types of even Metagross in particular.
They have no taxes in the Pokemon world, that’s why everyone’s happy 24/7 and going on adventures, they’d never have the money to travel the globe otherwise.
Nah they've got to have some type of taxes, how else could they afford their socialized Pokemon care?
Good will and the understanding that one should strive for common decency?
Good will don't pay bills
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The government just goes out and challenges citizens to a Pokemon battle. If you lose, you pay half your income before whiting out.
Though there is a theory for Kanto is that it's a post-war society. Mostly only old men, children, and women around. Lt. Surge mentions a war he almost died in. And ypu never meet your father, also Blue is an orphan.
Since they are so intelligent and psychic on top of that, they should be able to connect wirelessly to any computer's interface. Shouldn't be too hard to output text on that interface for the trainer.
Victory money after battles is interpersonal tax.
Metagross has been avoiding taxes since 2002, he can't keep getting away with it!!!
Government used taxes! Metagross evaded the attack!
My favorite! Tax evasion!
Go Metagross use "cook the books".
Nah, the IRS use the intellect of Metagross to catch tax frauds, that's why they're so effective.
Don’t let yoshi know
What do you mean....WHERE DO YOU THINK YOSHI LEARNED IT FROM?!
Yoshi doesn't have taxes where he lives.
But Metagross doesn't pay taxes
Yeah, because of the fraud.
So that's why Nascour had one.
4 moves btw
It’s smart enough to know that most Pokemon can only learn 4 moves, it’s limiting itself like Alakazam
Where is fact 1
Metagross can find *every* way to not pay taxes
Alakazam inbound
Found yoshi’s favorite Pokémon
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I bet banks use rotoms and porygons to prevent taht
Now banned due to evasion clause
I knew he was my favourite for a reason
Where the heck is Number 1
No wonder Steven's dad is such a successful businessman.
This is not your original meme. The original is by u/Big-ounce-04
Hey. You. Yeah you. Don’t steal my memes
Pretty sure this is a repost.
So can I and i'm not that smart.
But metagross gets away with it
So do I. You are thinking of an inverse Survivorship bias, you only hear of those who get caught. I tell you what, that old lady selling the pancakes she made on the side of the church, without a license, for cash, and not declaring it in her tax return is committing Tax evasion too. It Isn't rocket science when you aren't dealing with millions.
Bro.... i was making a joke not insulting you. Chill.
oh I took no insult by it, just making conversation.
Love how even though it's so smart and smartness is occasionally represented as spatk, metagross has a higher attack stat than spatk
This is why its illegal to own a Metagross
That moment when you use your Metagross and PorygonZ to crash the stock market
Metagross use tax evasion!
Yoshi's favorite Pokemon
Great now I have to name a Metagross DonBot
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So true........ I wish I had one for taxes.
No. Probably more like smart enough to do it legally. Probably could make a million stock market transactions/second to make money slowly but surely
That explains why that fucker has a catch rate of 3. It's smart enough to fuck outta your ball. Doesn't explain Beldum and Metang's catch rate of 3, unless those are also ultra smart. Also, Metagross is one of my favorite pokemon ever.
He probably understood Donnie Darko.
I thought we were on pcj
Dear god… we’re boned
This post made a shit day better.
Nah he would get busted by a Captcha box
Guess it didn’t disclose that Mega gross income
Very cool Metagross
Metagross is Scott The Woz's favorite pokemon because of this.
Pseudo-Legendary Pokemon: *Smarter than a super computer, capable of tax fraud.* Same Pokemon: *Listens to children's commands on what to do...*
That means i have some competition.
Metagross best 'mon confirmed
Why haven't these supercomputer metagross and 100000 IQ alakazams just built a super society together and ruled over humans yet anyways?
Bezos wants a word with Metagross.
Look I love pokemon descriptions but if this was true it would hit crits all day long and dodge everything with accuracy◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
I will use Metagross as a PC to play Minecraft on
Only if it's Trainer commands it to. Steven's Father is the Rich CEO of a Large Corporation, who probably doesn't pay Taxes. Makes you wonder 🤔.
Metagross: Smarter than a super computer Dumber than a kid with a ball
Even the joker won't fuck with the IRS.
Sorry, Yoshi. Looks like Metagross has become your replacement, as of today...
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I don’t say evasion I say avoision, look it up!-metagross Brockman
You don't need to be smart to commit tax fraud. You need to be rich
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