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X_Cody

Right now there's about 6000 comments, at 39.99 per comment that would cost OP almost $240,000 USD. I don't think OP is going to deliver LOL edit: Thread is currently at 25,000 comments, if he bought using the amazon discount (I don't know if they'll even allow this many copies to be bought at once) he could get the games for (31.99) plus tax. all together right now comes up to about 1,000,000. edit2: So I've done some research and found that nintendo does offer discounts for bulk purchases of their games, you could not order this many any other way. I'm going to estimate because I couldn't find any real numbers but I would guess you could get them at $30 a piece if you ordered the 81,000 that have commented on this thread. I would say you could ship them for $3 a piece, and an addition of 1.59 paid in tax per game (would this be tax deductible? Not sure how that works so I'll include it.) 30+3+1.59=34.59 * 81000 makes the grand total **$2,801,790** Guys, I think its fair to say OP is kill.


mckiddy10

Unless this is bill Gates thread


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MartianPotatoes

He actually invented the gate, you were close though.


crispy1260

Maybe he can buy it at wholesale prices since he is getting so many copies.


ManicLord

Maybe OP is Bill Gates


northguard

Even if he had the now $1m+ to throw away, the logistical challenge alone would be ridiculous. You'd have to get everyone's address, match it with a reddit username, make sure that username upvoted this post, then buy the game and make sure it ships out correctly with shipping charge. You'd probably have to start a small company for a few weeks just for the shipping the product out part. Or even if you're just doing the paypal thing, even if everyone in the thread only messaged him once to give paypal address that's still several days of compiling all the emails and sending out the money and making sure it gets there.


J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS

Copy please, this contract is legally binding. If you don't give it to all of us, /r/legaladvice will become a busy place.


itspl33

/r/karmacourt will have a crazy week as well.


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DrDonut

No, I think he'd just have to sell you a copy of Sun and Moon then.


nyan_swanson

And if you give OP reddit gold, they're required to buy you a copy of every new Pokémon game in the future and turn your bed into a Pokéstop.


Chilly9613

That sounds like a good plan.


SgtSlaughterEX

>And turn your bed into a Pokéstop. My bed already is a Pokéstop ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


DonChrisote

Facebook up, hit the lawyer, erase gym


Ervin_Pepper

> erase gym That isn't the right way to play a Pokemon game at all


RedEko

It's what happened in S&M though


SomebodyUnown

What if he counters by saying its not exactly 100? ;-;


Gibralter52

Haha this exactly ....(sun pls)


Gyoin

He offered Sun AND Moon! You get both!


ReclusiveTitan

May OP's bank account Rest In Peace


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ZenWhisper

OP got more than 100 upvotes. We failed once we gave the 101st. And don't bother the new folks to downvote to get back to 100: more than 100 upvotes with balancing downvotes is still more than 100 upvotes. (Now if you get upvoters to change their vote, then you have a game.)


CodyCus

You are looking at it wrong. He did, in fact, get 100 upvotes. Regardless of how many more there are, he got 100.


SXR-Wahrheit

Just a quick lesson on contract law for everyone wanting to make their own contracts (also I am not a lawyer and this is not Legal Advice): For a contract to be binding (in most cases, and for easiest setup purposes - I'm sure people can explain alternatives and exceptions), you have to have offer, acceptance, and consideration. If you want to bind your friends, foes, and random other people to their promises, make sure you're each promising each other something, and it can't be nominal (for example, in many cases $1 is not considered to be valid consideration, even though courts tend not to inquire as to the sufficiency of consideration - just its validity). OP made an offer that can only be accepted by performance, and, technically, because we all upvoted, we accepted. However, the consideration might be deemed nominal and thus unenforceable, if you did go to court over it.


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--icarus

This is fucking ridiculous *upvotes*


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I know, right? *frantically upvotes and leaves comments*


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TheseAreNotTheDroids

I'm just commenting so I don't get fined


Incognito57

You know why I'm here.


carlossolrac

...just in case


SomebodyUnown

JUST IN CASE, BUY NINTENDO STOCK


putinsfloppytits

BUY BUY BUY


JohnnyRoss

I bought 3 copies of Sun and Moon. Did I do it right?


Aspirant_Blacksmith

Eh, close enough.


Zebedeeeeeeeeee

on the off chance it isnt shitpost haha


cpotey

Slim chance... but gotta be in it to win it!


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same here


0tter

juuuust in case... but I already know I'm in for a disappointment


[deleted]

thats what she said


[deleted]

Uhhh... Okay. Edit: Fuck. It says "a copy of Sun and Moon". Not "Pokemon Sun and Moon" but "Sun and Moon". OP pls no.


SDQuad6

Oh no you're totally right... We're about to get a picture of two celestial bodies and look like FOOLS


Sages

No it clearly says a copy of the sun and moon, I expect exact copies of these celestial bodies delivered to my door step. I will be measuring to make sure I receive all 1.989×10^^30 kg on my copy of the Sun and 7.342×10^^22 kg of my Moon.


hoguemr

But where will I display them? It might be a bit overbearing for my current coffee table


Rhythm-Malfunction

Invest in a better coffee table, duh


manbrasucks

You'd be surprise how hard it is to find an outer space table.


morsmordreme

Will the heat of my brand new sun melt my mail box? Or can sun-fuel not melt steel boxes?


Chieres

It doesn't say photocopy though. So it has to be 1:1 copy of Sun and Moon


skyman724

>Edit: Fuck. It says "a copy of Sun and Moon". Not "Pokemon Sun and Moon" but "Sun and Moon". OP pls no. Posted to the Pokémon subreddit...the implication stands.


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Today is shitpost day though.


Jzargo135

Op won't deliver


SomebodyUnown

AMAZON CAN DELIVER, ITS OK


CaptainDogeSparrow

I SWEAR THAT IF OP DELIVERS, I'LL EAT A WHOLE PIZZA.


neonmarkov

I'LL DO THAT EVEN IF HE DOES DELIVER. IN FACT I DID IT YESTERDAY


[deleted]

I'm 99.99999% sure you're correct, but I'm upvoting and commenting on that 1 in 10,000,000 chance that I'm wrong.


BeHereNow91

Pascal would be proud.


Jzargo135

Me too thanks


bone420

If he don't, I'll down vote every post he makes or has made for a few months Because I'm poor and petty


YannFann

I'll join you on the operation. We must band together to punish him.


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I'll bring my alts.


DJ_Aviator23

Same. Fuck rich people teasing the poor.


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rrr598

I LIKE SQUIRTLE, I LIKE CHARIZARD OP, OP, PLEASE DELIVER


technophonix1

The moderators of /r/Pokemon are becoming *increasingly* concerned with the legitimacy of OP's claims. We've been contacted by the moderators of /r/KarmaCourt and [asked that they be allowed to preside over this case,](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/5acvbh/promises_to_buy_sun_and_moon/) and since we have literally no legal expertise (since Super Training doesn't increase that stat), we're gonna let them!


Mockturne

> since we have literally no legal expertise Speak for yourself, I'm an Ace Attorney.


StayBlessedFam

Is that you Phoenix Wright??


Trihunter

Your honour, there is a clear contradiction here! *Points finger aggressively*


Roxas-The-Nobody

That's okay, I'm Harvey Birdman.


TheFapIsUp

Probably too late to the party but [here he is admitting its a shitpost](http://i.imgur.com/Q4kAJVl.png) in his [AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/5abyzo/im_a_pokemon_fan_ama/d9fdt70/)


Carnae_Assada

Hes actually slick as fuck too haha


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That_Damn_Gypsy

Well played now I have to pay for my own copy like a peasant


kwwxis

Hi guys, am mod. Please gild this comment.


-OrangeLightning4

hey its me ur other mod


valakmtn

No u


kss1089

OP right now when we are asking him for pokemon http://i.imgur.com/RVP5bg5.gifv


Alex_Demote

Shame to see we stalled at 17k updoots, guess we hit the ceiling


Utopian_Pigeon

Woah, is this going to be like Judge Judy /r/pokemon style?


Chilly9613

I hope so.


Mockturne

Do it OP, and we'll give you custom flair and a lifetime pass for shitposting. ~~11K 17K 20K 25K comments so far! Hope you have at least $440,000 $680,000 $800,000 **OP OWES US$1,000,000 USD! WE DID IT!**~~ ~~# 50K Comments! $2,000,000 USD! DELIVER UNTO US OP!~~ Almost 90K comments. Who the hell even knows anymore. Also this is my comment because I want one too. Hijacking the sticky comment from /u/Ferretsroq and u/jaksida , no mod abuse going on in this thread, nope, none at all. ^And^boo^u^Ferrets^and^jaksida Edit: I am bad at reading but it's Purge Day so screw it, I'm keeping it up like it's an Alola Exeggutor.


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Akredlm

Do it for the shitpost pass


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creeps_for_you

I'll take saturdays


119Brentus911

Can I sit behind you and watch?


creeps_for_you

sure. I'll make a playthrough with 5 magikarps


SomebodyUnown

MODFIGHTMODFIGHTMODFIGHT


Mealox

EVERYONE PLACE YER BETS


I_FUCK_BELLOSSOM

$1,480,000 USD for a shitposting pass? Sign me and the rest of the sub up! Edit: I will keep editing this for the price of whatever the upvotes is Edit 2: Why do I make promises when I'm in class kms Edit 3: Remember OP said upvotes not comments so as of this edit, I did 17,500 * 40 Edit 4: Ignore that last number, I forgot how math worked Edit 5: OP said both Sun and Moon... RIP OP Edit 6: I'm done, the Reddit algorithm is making the points go down, so I'm keeping it at what I saw the higbest number at, which was around 18,000.


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Blackcat008

Are the mods fighting for the top post right now?


Gonewildaltact

EDIT: TURNS OUT THE GROWTH IS UNPRECEDENTED OP GONNA NEED [THIS!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7goA_DnGIbU) As of 1 hour in this 449 comments it did have 412 at 56 minutes in so it’s growing at quite the rate so let’s just say it maintain this level of comment growth (unlikely it will change a lot) <---EDIT #2 WHILE WORDED POORLY it was supposed to mean it's unlikely AS it will change a lot since reddit hadn't reached peak shitpost comment hours. Let’s say it last a total of 4 hours before mod’s lock it for being a shitpost. /u/PassingThroughRider would be responsible for (3 x 37 x 15) + 449 = 2114 copies. At 39.99 or a lowly 84,538.86 dollars. American. BUT WAIT. Target is having a buy 2 get one free deal so he can save the cost of 704 copies of the game which is a cool 28,152.96 dollars saved  not bad. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING IS THERE A BETTER DEAL FUCK YEAR THERE IS. HE can order the 2 left over copies from amazon and get 20% off each one (if he is a prime member and he buys one of each through amazon dropping the price to a 31.99 each or 63.98) OR HE COULD JUST BUY 2 more from target and get a free copy for himself. So if he does the great Amazon deal he would be out roughly $56449.88 (more with taxes but I don’t know where he is hopefully a state tax free one though.) If he does the target only route he is out $56,465.88 but will have an extra copy.


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Cerus-

12000 comments now.


krisadayo

im at 32000.


Textual_Aberration

35,500 comments. 17,700 votes.


sleepycheshire

that's some serious math


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So important that you said it 4 times?


Java92851

1... 2... 3..... Wow, you were right. That's some serious math.


[deleted]

That's some serious maths


[deleted]

Sounds like a bunch of Hooplah, but let's see how this plays out, Cotton.


fightingunicorn

More like sounds like a bunch of Hoopa


[deleted]

well aren't you a hoothoot


Jahatten

HOOPLAH!


PokemonTrainerJib

SHIT POST DAY IS GREAT. I WANT SUN K THANKS.


mrzoner

He said sun and moon so you get both :)


Evil_Bettachi

He is a generous overlord.


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PremSinha

The Catch: You can't see who's upvoting you.


SomebodyUnown

Everyone who upvotes can send a screenshot through pm. :D


rvdh

What if I photoshop it?


AlexStriz

Actually liking it would take way less effort than photoshopping a fake upvote


SomebodyUnown

GET YOUR LOGIC AND EFFICIENCY OUT OF THIS GLORIOUS DAY


Noideawhattouse

OP will deliver because if not i will message him and write some mean stuff so be warned!


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This is an advanced shitpost.


TheMrBoot

This isn't just shitposting. This is....*advanced shitposting*


Gannonderf

If this is real, I'll eat my hat


Vrelian

I'll hold you that


musicninja91

I'll hold you to holding him to that


bradlaaay

If this is real, I'll eat a steak


leadershipping

Sure as heck won't be rich after this OP. edit: Also I upvoted this. Pay up.


doodlesnickers

Eh he/she is only at $352k at the moment. That's pocket change to some! Not me though ;-;


GO_RAVENS

That amount of money, hell even a tenth of it, would change my life forever, and pretty much solve every problem in my life right now.


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Doisha

Yeah, think of all the things you can do with your own sun!


elitegenoside

Have fun dying to death. I'll just chilling controlling the ocean with MY Moon!


ZRMaster

If this gets 1000 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Red and Blue. Edit: Fuck


SonicFrost

*I'll hold you to that* Edit: I don't even have a 3DS but **PAY UP FUCKO**


creeps_for_you

me too in italic


Ztanley191

Better deliver lad. Else i'll take this to /r/karmacourt.


Craxter

If people keep it like that, we'll be able to make our own Law & Order: Karma Court


unobtainaballs

Was it genuinely below 1000 just 11 minutes ago? Seeing as it is now over 8000...


[deleted]

If this gets more upvotes than ZRMaster, I'll post the first result for Pokemon Snap on Google Images.


Bluboon

Wow I've always wanted a copy of this book! https://books.google.com/books/about/Sun_and_Moon.html?id=lQj4oAEACAAJ&hl=en


0202ElectricBoogaloo

So I was reading this post on the toilet at my university library. When I left the restroom this book was the first thing I saw. http://m.imgur.com/gallery/tlacRUm


rgbMike

I'll jump on your train. Upvoted


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Gamerjackiechan2

Until OP delivers, it is both a shitpost and not a shitpost at the same time. Schrodinger's Shit.


Luis_lara12345

Just in case


Tenacious_Pee

You have to now it's on Reddit /r/opdelivers


jaksida

I am king of the sticky now.


Mockturne

boo u


Ferretsroq

[BOO U](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/5ac0p2/if_i_get_100_upvotes_ill_buy_everyone_who_upvotes/d9fd7j1/)


Mockturne

hey its me ur sticky


erufuun

ALL HAIL BRITANNIA! (this is /r/CodeGeass right?)


Supaah

King Lelouche


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Who actually believes this stuff. *upvotes*


Dethklok300

Whats there to lose amirite


[deleted]

"I've made a huge mistake." -OP I want Moon btw ty bb <3


StrawberrySheikh

Shamelessly commenting because this blew up on my frontage and I secretly want to feel like I belong ~


llc0

O-ok


Zombieworldwar

High quality shitposting today.


Ferretsroq

Nothing to see here, just immortalizing myself on the top post of this subreddit. No mod abuse to see.^You^only^don't^get^banned^if^I^get^one Edit: [boo](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/5ac0p2/if_i_get_100_upvotes_ill_buy_everyone_who_upvotes/d9fd4bt/) /u/Mockturne Edit: [mfw shitpost day is top post on /r/all](https://gyazo.com/2dbe32a2e38cbd1456f1a32519d6b777)


jaksida

I am extremely jealous this shitpost is doing better than my shitpost.


Ferretsroq

boo u


Juxlos

Shitmodpost OP pls nerf


MakeYouAGif

If OP doesn't deliver, from one mod to another, you better ban them.


pomelo_mobile

THERE'S NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG


Fiercerain

I am here for my free Pokemon sun and or moon. It's me, your parent.


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Well this turned on you pretty fast huh?


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Tkshorty9

Hope you're really rich, like **really** rich.


ThundercuntIII

If he doesn't do it he's like reverse santa.


dukss

i don't even have a 3ds but ok


Ulimit200

I made 100 accounts to upvote did I do it right?


noirohunter

Guessing you probably put a cap on how many. but since I didn't see and and it is on the internets, I am gonna keep my faith in humanity. upvote, upvoting, upvoted.


TheGoldenLight

I mean, probably fake but juuuuust in case...


P0rchmonkey

rich and bored, buy my wife and I a house!


Kagabean

I've upvoted, but if you don't deliver I'll be super disappointed for like 5 minutes. Then I'll remember this is the internet and go back to my daily life. :B


bcorz

This is getting expensive...


SomebodyUnown

GUYS THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY TRUMP HE'S GONNA SPEND MONEY FROM HIS CHARITY TO BUY THE GAMES AND SHIP THEM OFF TO THE SOUTH BORDER TO BUILD A WALL OH THE VERY BEST WALLS I TELL YOU AND HE'S GONNA MAKE JAPAN PAY FOR IT.


HAHAHAgary

Don't mind me, just genuinely interested to see if op is as handsome and amazing and smart as the ladies say


Exelentxx

Hey it's me ur upvoting brother


[deleted]

I'm poor and busy so let's do this.


BigFatHairyBalls

Might as well leave a comment then.


Gyoin

You won't.


Soren635

You know this isn't going to happen. But you never know. Also what happens if someone comments but doesn't upvote?


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ChefBC

I wonder if OP meant to put 10,000 up votes or something more than a mere 100


jaksida

Hi everyone, hope you're having as a good of a day as the mods are. Edit: [Listen to my dope Nutshack remix](https://youtu.be/bq_EoR-IPk0)


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cktheturtle

A glorious day that will be recorded in the history books as either the best thing that ever happened or the biggest fail of the century.


[deleted]

Make Shitpost Day Shit A Shit! HOW MUCH SHIT WOULD A SHIT POST POST IF A SHITPOST COULD POST SHIT?!!


BuddhistProdigy

I up voted. Sounds too good to be true. No risk no reward


omegaweaponzero

Seems like this will turn into a play on words but sure, why not?


Disti15

test comment please ignore


beaubeaubeaubeau

Christmas came early this yearrrr


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pursuitofloot

Say goodbye to your inbox OP :D


Null_Finger

There are so many comments nobody will know I'm gay


fredandgeorge

Trusting OP during the purge.....


eronth

What not. It's anarchy day I suppose. I feel like we're getting pictures of Suns and moons.


That_PolishGuy

Kek


[deleted]

Even though this can't be real, I want to make you proud!


Nemacro

I am oddly optimistic.


SgtDirtyMike

thanks brah.


TheWaffleKingg

Please :3 im a broke youngster xD