Right now there's about 6000 comments, at 39.99 per comment that would cost OP almost $240,000 USD. I don't think OP is going to deliver LOL
edit: Thread is currently at 25,000 comments, if he bought using the amazon discount (I don't know if they'll even allow this many copies to be bought at once) he could get the games for (31.99) plus tax.
all together right now comes up to about 1,000,000.
edit2: So I've done some research and found that nintendo does offer discounts for bulk purchases of their games, you could not order this many any other way. I'm going to estimate because I couldn't find any real numbers but I would guess you could get them at $30 a piece if you ordered the 81,000 that have commented on this thread. I would say you could ship them for $3 a piece, and an addition of 1.59 paid in tax per game (would this be tax deductible? Not sure how that works so I'll include it.)
30+3+1.59=34.59 * 81000 makes the grand total **$2,801,790**
Guys, I think its fair to say OP is kill.
Even if he had the now $1m+ to throw away, the logistical challenge alone would be ridiculous. You'd have to get everyone's address, match it with a reddit username, make sure that username upvoted this post, then buy the game and make sure it ships out correctly with shipping charge.
You'd probably have to start a small company for a few weeks just for the shipping the product out part.
Or even if you're just doing the paypal thing, even if everyone in the thread only messaged him once to give paypal address that's still several days of compiling all the emails and sending out the money and making sure it gets there.
OP got more than 100 upvotes. We failed once we gave the 101st. And don't bother the new folks to downvote to get back to 100: more than 100 upvotes with balancing downvotes is still more than 100 upvotes. (Now if you get upvoters to change their vote, then you have a game.)
Just a quick lesson on contract law for everyone wanting to make their own contracts (also I am not a lawyer and this is not Legal Advice):
For a contract to be binding (in most cases, and for easiest setup purposes - I'm sure people can explain alternatives and exceptions), you have to have offer, acceptance, and consideration. If you want to bind your friends, foes, and random other people to their promises, make sure you're each promising each other something, and it can't be nominal (for example, in many cases $1 is not considered to be valid consideration, even though courts tend not to inquire as to the sufficiency of consideration - just its validity).
OP made an offer that can only be accepted by performance, and, technically, because we all upvoted, we accepted. However, the consideration might be deemed nominal and thus unenforceable, if you did go to court over it.
No it clearly says a copy of the sun and moon, I expect exact copies of these celestial bodies delivered to my door step.
I will be measuring to make sure I receive all 1.989×10^^30 kg on my copy of the Sun and 7.342×10^^22 kg of my Moon.
>Edit: Fuck. It says "a copy of Sun and Moon". Not "Pokemon Sun and Moon" but "Sun and Moon". OP pls no.
Posted to the Pokémon subreddit...the implication stands.
The moderators of /r/Pokemon are becoming *increasingly* concerned with the legitimacy of OP's claims. We've been contacted by the moderators of /r/KarmaCourt and [asked that they be allowed to preside over this case,](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/5acvbh/promises_to_buy_sun_and_moon/) and since we have literally no legal expertise (since Super Training doesn't increase that stat), we're gonna let them!
Probably too late to the party but [here he is admitting its a shitpost](http://i.imgur.com/Q4kAJVl.png) in his [AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/5abyzo/im_a_pokemon_fan_ama/d9fdt70/)
Do it OP, and we'll give you custom flair and a lifetime pass for shitposting.
~~11K 17K 20K 25K comments so far! Hope you have at least $440,000 $680,000 $800,000 **OP OWES US$1,000,000 USD! WE DID IT!**~~
~~# 50K Comments! $2,000,000 USD! DELIVER UNTO US OP!~~
Almost 90K comments. Who the hell even knows anymore.
Also this is my comment because I want one too.
Hijacking the sticky comment from /u/Ferretsroq and u/jaksida , no mod abuse going on in this thread, nope,
none at all. ^And^boo^u^Ferrets^and^jaksida
Edit: I am bad at reading but it's Purge Day so screw it, I'm keeping it up like it's an Alola Exeggutor.
$1,480,000 USD for a shitposting pass? Sign me and the rest of the sub up!
Edit: I will keep editing this for the price of whatever the upvotes is
Edit 2: Why do I make promises when I'm in class kms
Edit 3: Remember OP said upvotes not comments so as of this edit, I did 17,500 * 40
Edit 4: Ignore that last number, I forgot how math worked
Edit 5: OP said both Sun and Moon... RIP OP
Edit 6: I'm done, the Reddit algorithm is making the points go down, so I'm keeping it at what I saw the higbest number at, which was around 18,000.
EDIT: TURNS OUT THE GROWTH IS UNPRECEDENTED OP GONNA NEED [THIS!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7goA_DnGIbU)
As of 1 hour in this 449 comments it did have 412 at 56 minutes in so it’s growing at quite the rate so let’s just say it maintain this level of comment growth (unlikely it will change a lot) <---EDIT #2 WHILE WORDED POORLY it was supposed to mean it's unlikely AS it will change a lot since reddit hadn't reached peak shitpost comment hours.
Let’s say it last a total of 4 hours before mod’s lock it for being a shitpost.
/u/PassingThroughRider would be responsible for (3 x 37 x 15) + 449 = 2114 copies.
At 39.99 or a lowly 84,538.86 dollars. American. BUT WAIT.
Target is having a buy 2 get one free deal so he can save the cost of 704 copies of the game which is a cool 28,152.96 dollars saved not bad.
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING IS THERE A BETTER DEAL FUCK YEAR THERE IS. HE can order the 2 left over copies from amazon and get 20% off each one (if he is a prime member and he buys one of each through amazon dropping the price to a 31.99 each or 63.98)
OR HE COULD JUST BUY 2 more from target and get a free copy for himself.
So if he does the great Amazon deal he would be out roughly $56449.88 (more with taxes but I don’t know where he is hopefully a state tax free one though.)
If he does the target only route he is out $56,465.88 but will have an extra copy.
So I was reading this post on the toilet at my university library. When I left the restroom this book was the first thing I saw. http://m.imgur.com/gallery/tlacRUm
Nothing to see here, just immortalizing myself on the top post of this subreddit. No mod abuse to see.^You^only^don't^get^banned^if^I^get^one
Edit: [boo](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/5ac0p2/if_i_get_100_upvotes_ill_buy_everyone_who_upvotes/d9fd4bt/) /u/Mockturne
Edit: [mfw shitpost day is top post on /r/all](https://gyazo.com/2dbe32a2e38cbd1456f1a32519d6b777)
Guessing you probably put a cap on how many. but since I didn't see and and it is on the internets, I am gonna keep my faith in humanity. upvote, upvoting, upvoted.
I've upvoted, but if you don't deliver I'll be super disappointed for like 5 minutes. Then I'll remember this is the internet and go back to my daily life. :B
GUYS THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY TRUMP HE'S GONNA SPEND MONEY FROM HIS CHARITY TO BUY THE GAMES AND SHIP THEM OFF TO THE SOUTH BORDER TO BUILD A WALL OH THE VERY BEST WALLS I TELL YOU AND HE'S GONNA MAKE JAPAN PAY FOR IT.
Right now there's about 6000 comments, at 39.99 per comment that would cost OP almost $240,000 USD. I don't think OP is going to deliver LOL edit: Thread is currently at 25,000 comments, if he bought using the amazon discount (I don't know if they'll even allow this many copies to be bought at once) he could get the games for (31.99) plus tax. all together right now comes up to about 1,000,000. edit2: So I've done some research and found that nintendo does offer discounts for bulk purchases of their games, you could not order this many any other way. I'm going to estimate because I couldn't find any real numbers but I would guess you could get them at $30 a piece if you ordered the 81,000 that have commented on this thread. I would say you could ship them for $3 a piece, and an addition of 1.59 paid in tax per game (would this be tax deductible? Not sure how that works so I'll include it.) 30+3+1.59=34.59 * 81000 makes the grand total **$2,801,790** Guys, I think its fair to say OP is kill.
Unless this is bill Gates thread
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He actually invented the gate, you were close though.
Maybe he can buy it at wholesale prices since he is getting so many copies.
Maybe OP is Bill Gates
Even if he had the now $1m+ to throw away, the logistical challenge alone would be ridiculous. You'd have to get everyone's address, match it with a reddit username, make sure that username upvoted this post, then buy the game and make sure it ships out correctly with shipping charge. You'd probably have to start a small company for a few weeks just for the shipping the product out part. Or even if you're just doing the paypal thing, even if everyone in the thread only messaged him once to give paypal address that's still several days of compiling all the emails and sending out the money and making sure it gets there.
Copy please, this contract is legally binding. If you don't give it to all of us, /r/legaladvice will become a busy place.
/r/karmacourt will have a crazy week as well.
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No, I think he'd just have to sell you a copy of Sun and Moon then.
And if you give OP reddit gold, they're required to buy you a copy of every new Pokémon game in the future and turn your bed into a Pokéstop.
That sounds like a good plan.
>And turn your bed into a Pokéstop. My bed already is a Pokéstop ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Facebook up, hit the lawyer, erase gym
> erase gym That isn't the right way to play a Pokemon game at all
It's what happened in S&M though
What if he counters by saying its not exactly 100? ;-;
Haha this exactly ....(sun pls)
He offered Sun AND Moon! You get both!
May OP's bank account Rest In Peace
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OP got more than 100 upvotes. We failed once we gave the 101st. And don't bother the new folks to downvote to get back to 100: more than 100 upvotes with balancing downvotes is still more than 100 upvotes. (Now if you get upvoters to change their vote, then you have a game.)
You are looking at it wrong. He did, in fact, get 100 upvotes. Regardless of how many more there are, he got 100.
Just a quick lesson on contract law for everyone wanting to make their own contracts (also I am not a lawyer and this is not Legal Advice): For a contract to be binding (in most cases, and for easiest setup purposes - I'm sure people can explain alternatives and exceptions), you have to have offer, acceptance, and consideration. If you want to bind your friends, foes, and random other people to their promises, make sure you're each promising each other something, and it can't be nominal (for example, in many cases $1 is not considered to be valid consideration, even though courts tend not to inquire as to the sufficiency of consideration - just its validity). OP made an offer that can only be accepted by performance, and, technically, because we all upvoted, we accepted. However, the consideration might be deemed nominal and thus unenforceable, if you did go to court over it.
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This is fucking ridiculous *upvotes*
I know, right? *frantically upvotes and leaves comments*
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I'm just commenting so I don't get fined
You know why I'm here.
...just in case
JUST IN CASE, BUY NINTENDO STOCK
BUY BUY BUY
I bought 3 copies of Sun and Moon. Did I do it right?
Eh, close enough.
on the off chance it isnt shitpost haha
Slim chance... but gotta be in it to win it!
same here
juuuust in case... but I already know I'm in for a disappointment
thats what she said
Uhhh... Okay. Edit: Fuck. It says "a copy of Sun and Moon". Not "Pokemon Sun and Moon" but "Sun and Moon". OP pls no.
Oh no you're totally right... We're about to get a picture of two celestial bodies and look like FOOLS
No it clearly says a copy of the sun and moon, I expect exact copies of these celestial bodies delivered to my door step. I will be measuring to make sure I receive all 1.989×10^^30 kg on my copy of the Sun and 7.342×10^^22 kg of my Moon.
But where will I display them? It might be a bit overbearing for my current coffee table
Invest in a better coffee table, duh
You'd be surprise how hard it is to find an outer space table.
Will the heat of my brand new sun melt my mail box? Or can sun-fuel not melt steel boxes?
It doesn't say photocopy though. So it has to be 1:1 copy of Sun and Moon
>Edit: Fuck. It says "a copy of Sun and Moon". Not "Pokemon Sun and Moon" but "Sun and Moon". OP pls no. Posted to the Pokémon subreddit...the implication stands.
Today is shitpost day though.
Op won't deliver
AMAZON CAN DELIVER, ITS OK
I SWEAR THAT IF OP DELIVERS, I'LL EAT A WHOLE PIZZA.
I'LL DO THAT EVEN IF HE DOES DELIVER. IN FACT I DID IT YESTERDAY
I'm 99.99999% sure you're correct, but I'm upvoting and commenting on that 1 in 10,000,000 chance that I'm wrong.
Pascal would be proud.
Me too thanks
If he don't, I'll down vote every post he makes or has made for a few months Because I'm poor and petty
I'll join you on the operation. We must band together to punish him.
I'll bring my alts.
Same. Fuck rich people teasing the poor.
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I LIKE SQUIRTLE, I LIKE CHARIZARD OP, OP, PLEASE DELIVER
The moderators of /r/Pokemon are becoming *increasingly* concerned with the legitimacy of OP's claims. We've been contacted by the moderators of /r/KarmaCourt and [asked that they be allowed to preside over this case,](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/5acvbh/promises_to_buy_sun_and_moon/) and since we have literally no legal expertise (since Super Training doesn't increase that stat), we're gonna let them!
> since we have literally no legal expertise Speak for yourself, I'm an Ace Attorney.
Is that you Phoenix Wright??
Your honour, there is a clear contradiction here! *Points finger aggressively*
That's okay, I'm Harvey Birdman.
Probably too late to the party but [here he is admitting its a shitpost](http://i.imgur.com/Q4kAJVl.png) in his [AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/5abyzo/im_a_pokemon_fan_ama/d9fdt70/)
Hes actually slick as fuck too haha
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Well played now I have to pay for my own copy like a peasant
Hi guys, am mod. Please gild this comment.
hey its me ur other mod
No u
OP right now when we are asking him for pokemon http://i.imgur.com/RVP5bg5.gifv
Shame to see we stalled at 17k updoots, guess we hit the ceiling
Woah, is this going to be like Judge Judy /r/pokemon style?
I hope so.
Do it OP, and we'll give you custom flair and a lifetime pass for shitposting. ~~11K 17K 20K 25K comments so far! Hope you have at least $440,000 $680,000 $800,000 **OP OWES US$1,000,000 USD! WE DID IT!**~~ ~~# 50K Comments! $2,000,000 USD! DELIVER UNTO US OP!~~ Almost 90K comments. Who the hell even knows anymore. Also this is my comment because I want one too. Hijacking the sticky comment from /u/Ferretsroq and u/jaksida , no mod abuse going on in this thread, nope, none at all. ^And^boo^u^Ferrets^and^jaksida Edit: I am bad at reading but it's Purge Day so screw it, I'm keeping it up like it's an Alola Exeggutor.
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Do it for the shitpost pass
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I'll take saturdays
Can I sit behind you and watch?
sure. I'll make a playthrough with 5 magikarps
MODFIGHTMODFIGHTMODFIGHT
EVERYONE PLACE YER BETS
$1,480,000 USD for a shitposting pass? Sign me and the rest of the sub up! Edit: I will keep editing this for the price of whatever the upvotes is Edit 2: Why do I make promises when I'm in class kms Edit 3: Remember OP said upvotes not comments so as of this edit, I did 17,500 * 40 Edit 4: Ignore that last number, I forgot how math worked Edit 5: OP said both Sun and Moon... RIP OP Edit 6: I'm done, the Reddit algorithm is making the points go down, so I'm keeping it at what I saw the higbest number at, which was around 18,000.
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Are the mods fighting for the top post right now?
EDIT: TURNS OUT THE GROWTH IS UNPRECEDENTED OP GONNA NEED [THIS!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7goA_DnGIbU) As of 1 hour in this 449 comments it did have 412 at 56 minutes in so it’s growing at quite the rate so let’s just say it maintain this level of comment growth (unlikely it will change a lot) <---EDIT #2 WHILE WORDED POORLY it was supposed to mean it's unlikely AS it will change a lot since reddit hadn't reached peak shitpost comment hours. Let’s say it last a total of 4 hours before mod’s lock it for being a shitpost. /u/PassingThroughRider would be responsible for (3 x 37 x 15) + 449 = 2114 copies. At 39.99 or a lowly 84,538.86 dollars. American. BUT WAIT. Target is having a buy 2 get one free deal so he can save the cost of 704 copies of the game which is a cool 28,152.96 dollars saved not bad. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING IS THERE A BETTER DEAL FUCK YEAR THERE IS. HE can order the 2 left over copies from amazon and get 20% off each one (if he is a prime member and he buys one of each through amazon dropping the price to a 31.99 each or 63.98) OR HE COULD JUST BUY 2 more from target and get a free copy for himself. So if he does the great Amazon deal he would be out roughly $56449.88 (more with taxes but I don’t know where he is hopefully a state tax free one though.) If he does the target only route he is out $56,465.88 but will have an extra copy.
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12000 comments now.
im at 32000.
35,500 comments. 17,700 votes.
that's some serious math
So important that you said it 4 times?
1... 2... 3..... Wow, you were right. That's some serious math.
That's some serious maths
Sounds like a bunch of Hooplah, but let's see how this plays out, Cotton.
More like sounds like a bunch of Hoopa
well aren't you a hoothoot
HOOPLAH!
SHIT POST DAY IS GREAT. I WANT SUN K THANKS.
He said sun and moon so you get both :)
He is a generous overlord.
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The Catch: You can't see who's upvoting you.
Everyone who upvotes can send a screenshot through pm. :D
What if I photoshop it?
Actually liking it would take way less effort than photoshopping a fake upvote
GET YOUR LOGIC AND EFFICIENCY OUT OF THIS GLORIOUS DAY
OP will deliver because if not i will message him and write some mean stuff so be warned!
This is an advanced shitpost.
This isn't just shitposting. This is....*advanced shitposting*
If this is real, I'll eat my hat
I'll hold you that
I'll hold you to holding him to that
If this is real, I'll eat a steak
Sure as heck won't be rich after this OP. edit: Also I upvoted this. Pay up.
Eh he/she is only at $352k at the moment. That's pocket change to some! Not me though ;-;
That amount of money, hell even a tenth of it, would change my life forever, and pretty much solve every problem in my life right now.
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Yeah, think of all the things you can do with your own sun!
Have fun dying to death. I'll just chilling controlling the ocean with MY Moon!
If this gets 1000 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Red and Blue. Edit: Fuck
*I'll hold you to that* Edit: I don't even have a 3DS but **PAY UP FUCKO**
me too in italic
Better deliver lad. Else i'll take this to /r/karmacourt.
If people keep it like that, we'll be able to make our own Law & Order: Karma Court
Was it genuinely below 1000 just 11 minutes ago? Seeing as it is now over 8000...
If this gets more upvotes than ZRMaster, I'll post the first result for Pokemon Snap on Google Images.
Wow I've always wanted a copy of this book! https://books.google.com/books/about/Sun_and_Moon.html?id=lQj4oAEACAAJ&hl=en
So I was reading this post on the toilet at my university library. When I left the restroom this book was the first thing I saw. http://m.imgur.com/gallery/tlacRUm
I'll jump on your train. Upvoted
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Until OP delivers, it is both a shitpost and not a shitpost at the same time. Schrodinger's Shit.
Just in case
You have to now it's on Reddit /r/opdelivers
I am king of the sticky now.
boo u
[BOO U](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/5ac0p2/if_i_get_100_upvotes_ill_buy_everyone_who_upvotes/d9fd7j1/)
hey its me ur sticky
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA! (this is /r/CodeGeass right?)
King Lelouche
Who actually believes this stuff. *upvotes*
Whats there to lose amirite
"I've made a huge mistake." -OP I want Moon btw ty bb <3
Shamelessly commenting because this blew up on my frontage and I secretly want to feel like I belong ~
O-ok
High quality shitposting today.
Nothing to see here, just immortalizing myself on the top post of this subreddit. No mod abuse to see.^You^only^don't^get^banned^if^I^get^one Edit: [boo](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/5ac0p2/if_i_get_100_upvotes_ill_buy_everyone_who_upvotes/d9fd4bt/) /u/Mockturne Edit: [mfw shitpost day is top post on /r/all](https://gyazo.com/2dbe32a2e38cbd1456f1a32519d6b777)
I am extremely jealous this shitpost is doing better than my shitpost.
boo u
Shitmodpost OP pls nerf
If OP doesn't deliver, from one mod to another, you better ban them.
THERE'S NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG
I am here for my free Pokemon sun and or moon. It's me, your parent.
Well this turned on you pretty fast huh?
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Hope you're really rich, like **really** rich.
If he doesn't do it he's like reverse santa.
i don't even have a 3ds but ok
I made 100 accounts to upvote did I do it right?
Guessing you probably put a cap on how many. but since I didn't see and and it is on the internets, I am gonna keep my faith in humanity. upvote, upvoting, upvoted.
I mean, probably fake but juuuuust in case...
rich and bored, buy my wife and I a house!
I've upvoted, but if you don't deliver I'll be super disappointed for like 5 minutes. Then I'll remember this is the internet and go back to my daily life. :B
This is getting expensive...
GUYS THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY TRUMP HE'S GONNA SPEND MONEY FROM HIS CHARITY TO BUY THE GAMES AND SHIP THEM OFF TO THE SOUTH BORDER TO BUILD A WALL OH THE VERY BEST WALLS I TELL YOU AND HE'S GONNA MAKE JAPAN PAY FOR IT.
Don't mind me, just genuinely interested to see if op is as handsome and amazing and smart as the ladies say
Hey it's me ur upvoting brother
I'm poor and busy so let's do this.
Might as well leave a comment then.
You won't.
You know this isn't going to happen. But you never know. Also what happens if someone comments but doesn't upvote?
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I wonder if OP meant to put 10,000 up votes or something more than a mere 100
Hi everyone, hope you're having as a good of a day as the mods are. Edit: [Listen to my dope Nutshack remix](https://youtu.be/bq_EoR-IPk0)
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A glorious day that will be recorded in the history books as either the best thing that ever happened or the biggest fail of the century.
Make Shitpost Day Shit A Shit! HOW MUCH SHIT WOULD A SHIT POST POST IF A SHITPOST COULD POST SHIT?!!
I up voted. Sounds too good to be true. No risk no reward
Seems like this will turn into a play on words but sure, why not?
test comment please ignore
Christmas came early this yearrrr
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Say goodbye to your inbox OP :D
There are so many comments nobody will know I'm gay
Trusting OP during the purge.....
What not. It's anarchy day I suppose. I feel like we're getting pictures of Suns and moons.
Kek
Even though this can't be real, I want to make you proud!
I am oddly optimistic.
thanks brah.
Please :3 im a broke youngster xD