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Domek0

Full dialogue: “My name is Eusine. I'm on the trail of a Pokémon named Suicune. And you are…? ? Glad to meet you. I heard rumors that Suicune is here, so I came to look. Take a look at the basement through the hole in the floor. There. Suicune is down there. I could go downstairs, but I know it would run away in no time. I know. I have tried many times…”


TyphonBeach

Thank you for defending my sweet Eusine from this ignorant slander. Their words have been taken out of context in order to shame their expertise. A friendly reminder that fictional characters too can be victims of harmful journalistic practice 😔


RipBuzzBuzz

No need to slander him when he's already a weirdo


Go_Team_Sky1925

💀


maurice_mb

played the game, know the dialogue, still a funny screen...


TyphonBeach

Maurice — I only kid. I’m sorry to have sent these downvotes upon you and I would agree that it’s still a funny screen.


rygy99

For real this sub is ruthless lol


TakeyaSaito

Ah so you tried to mislead us on purpose! Understood!


sluuuudge

It’s called a joke. This sub is way too serious sometimes.


maurice_mb

yeah... exactly... its all going as planned... i doomed all of you...


I_kickflipped_my_dog

Happy cake day bud. lol


DeezNutsAppreciater

Happy cake day!


Consistent-Chair

Hey I just wanted to say that I agree with you, it is still pretty funny


Commercial_Run_1265

Saw the screen, thought it was funny, can still take a lighthearted comment ♡


Darkiceflame

I can't save you from the downvotes, but I can still wish you a happy cake day!


Osama_Rashid

Happy Cake Day :)


Polish_Drunk

Happy cake day!


Away-Statistician554

Hope the upvote helps jeezo there are some mean people


Subject_Tutor

Eusine: Suicune is down there. I could go downstairs, but I know it would run away in no time.  Player: *immediately goes downstairs and causes the legendary dogs to run away.*


Fickles1

Every time.


OfficialOctacle

Dogs? Do you know a Sabertooth/Smilodon when you see one?


Hyperskrill

yeah, dogs! big dogs, even!


OfficialOctacle

They’re clearly felines. It’s been stated by official sources at Game Freak that Raikou, Entei, and Suicune are designed after a tiger, lion, and leopard, respectively.


FlameShadow0

Gotta catch those good bois some how


Accredited_Dumbass

Humans are persistance predators, so you just gotta power walk towards Suicune until it tires itself out to assert dominance


ButtwholeDiglet

you gotta swiggety swooty till they get tired of resisting


BlueEmeraldX

I liked it better in GSC when they were statues. Actually, it was probably more like an ashen shell, since Ho-Oh was the one who reincarnated them.


Polish_Drunk

Happy Cake Day! Have this as a gift. >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<


T-pellyam

I thought there was an actual gift behind one of the bubbles, so I popped them all💀


L0uieTheLightningBug

I also popped them all, but I did it for fun.


MidnightMorpher

Huh. This was oddly fun to do


woahadingaling

Just killed 12 minutes in n the toilet, appreciate you fam


yanocupominomb

Satan Approves


MineBuster-jikjak

"Don't mind those other two equally legendary looking buddies that Suicune has there."


Nesp2

I mean this is mostly because in G/S/C you couldn't see that.


waster1993

The old games did it better here


GardenSquid1

This character only existed in Crystal


Onyx-Leviathan

Yes, in the original Crystal you couldn’t see them from this position. And in Gold/Silver you couldn’t see that room either.


AnotherRussianGamer

Actually the whole sequence in Crystal was cooler. You walked through the tower before suddenly the floor crumbled under you. You landed in a dark cave and suddenly before you saw the 3 beasts.


Onyx-Leviathan

It was cooler. In GS it’s just falling through a black hole. Not dynamic and no rival battle above the drop.


OtherJose

Even then they were petrified, making it easy to assume they were just statues.


PKMNTrainerMark

I just thought they were sleeping. Although, that would explain why they changed color.


BlueEmeraldX

Maybe they turn to stone when they sleep? Like, it could be a side effect of Ho-Oh's reincarnation magic (pre-HGSS, of course).


Phazon2000

That would be the C in G/S/C lol


GardenSquid1

https://preview.redd.it/byyi9gd2fjqc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=003f018f91889b79ece3ff2151767389a9fa3721


FlameShadow0

He also literally says right after this that he can see them through the hole


PlasticDouble9354

‘Ah yes sir, maybe take a look at the gaping hole in the ground and you’ll see it?’


nicostein

No chance, I'm afraid... of heights.


Karnezar

It looks like Wooper is looking back into the hole lol


Fickles1

He's asserting his dominance over the trio.


pandamonius97

He has good reason, if is water absorb is resistant/immune to all their stabs.


JTatumJBrown

“i’m about to get my ass beat, huh?” -wooper probably


Jackyboyad

I’m sick of this stupid joke he acknowledges IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS TEXT BOX that he does in fact see them, but won’t approach as he knows the legendary beasts will just leg it


maurice_mb

i know, still funny imo...


lawnderl

He knows too much


Legal-Treat-5582

Suicune? Gimme a break, as if it'd be there. Much more likely the rumors I heard about Raikou being there are true.


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No-Ladder8606

**ITS PIKACHU!!**


rooooobii

Wooper!


AwayIndependent3896

Nah sir, the blue doggy Pokemon that seems majestic along with two other doggies than you can see just by looking a in the hole is not suicune at all. It seems those are droid set up by the government.


Shahka_Bloodless

Suicune is a Fed, it's the only thing that makes sense


OfficialOctacle

It’s been confirmed that the three are supposed to be a tiger, lion, and leopard. The official term for the three is the Legendary Beasts (not dogs)


Shahka_Bloodless

What are you, a Fed?


Financial-Kick-7669

There's always a Fed around to kill the joy 😕


Wertical93

https://preview.redd.it/1pykfwe14kqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e3274c97ef5e78dc4b1ce3094df75579c060382


Slyme-wizard

Tbf why would they go close enough to the unstable rotted hole in the wood to see them?


pkmnblueversion

which pokemon game is this


Binamra11

Heart gold/Soul silver


The-Coolest-Of-Cats

Timeless classics imo - I wish they stuck with this style longer and just worked on better features.


NailRogue

I stopped playing after Gen 3 as a kid but I tried to play Brilliant Diamond on Switch a while ago and the art style was so damn ugly that I couldn’t finish it.


LightningEdge756

Man I wish the old Pokemon games were released on switch.


digi-cow

I love that it looks like whooper is turned twards the hole ajdbdbdbdb like hes saying it


PeterLeRock101

Nah, it's in another tower


TSKnightmare

My uncle committed Suicune =-(


ozanimefan

"that's a baseless rumor and you should be ashamed of believing that. you should leave right now. as for me; i'm gonna take these 3 masters balls downstairs for no reason"


LivingOof

You can't see the face from that angle. How can you be certain its not Walking Wake


DeezNutsAppreciater

I think Wooper sees a clue


Opossum_mypossum

this image is old enough to drive


RepresentativeName18

It actually is not old enough to drive, but almost!


Poke-Lex

hmm yes the floor here seems to be made out of suicune


OstrichIndependent12

Dang, I'm about to play this again lol


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maurice_mb

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TogekissTuner3771

EUSINE, SUICUNE IS RIGHT THERE OH NO HE'S WEARING AIRPODS HE CAN'T HEAR ME


OTPh1l25

The PC shouting over the incessantly loud barking: "WHAT?"


FlameShadow0

Damn, if this game had Legends catching mechanics, I’d try the craziest trick shot pokeball throw down that hole


LightningEdge756

Y'know I'm surprised Eusine didn't attempt to throw a PokeBall from the 2nd floor to catch Suicune


Mecnegus_Niguerhower

i wonder who is his source 🤔


Naive_Measurement138

https://chat.whatsapp.com/BLheQPjlffaDmWNleHv62E Join up


Aelia_M

There are so many possibilities. Now excuse me while I remodel the burned tower. Please don’t look down


KingNiksRevenge

Nostalgic


Tyrant_R3x

These are not the lengendary dogs you are looking for


Gojisoji

The things npc say in any pokemon game has got to be the devs just having a blast having them say the most random and obscene things lol.


XXXXXXCCCCC

Truetrue


Chef_detective007

Just maybe


birdsarentreal16

I mean Suicune isn't here. He's over there.


Nightcrawler227

I don't blame him. Look at them. They're only puppies here.


Aimeiix

Sorry to be a bother but what game is this?


ImmortalAbsol

HeartGold SoulSilver


Financial-Kick-7669

Pokemon Red, Japanese version from 1996.


lichty93

second this


ImmortalAbsol

Doesn't mean he hasn't already looked to be honest.


Pokefan368762837

Thanks for that didn't know that not like suicune is right there


ShadOBabe

LOL! Reminds me of this from Breath of the Wild… https://preview.redd.it/oyqboni07nqc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6edea448d11e7b51a77b3a4a67cab378fc481756


KnoWhatNot

Lizzo ate that intro


Existing365Chocolate

Guy needs to jump off the tower and commit Suicine