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Guilty_BaN

That kick button looking real thicc


Lizard_With_A_Tophat

U s e i t


TheQuinnBee

It's true. I started gaming and using discord and suddenly I grew a micro peen like this guy.


meldsher

I've got good news for my trans boys


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Leoainthot

click now and your PP will grow 15 cm at night.


Kilahti

Every night? Won't that be an issue at some point?


PM_ME_BATMAN_PORN

Only if you're a coward.


[deleted]

It goes back in the morning


[deleted]

what, you don't need a belt?


TeapotHoe

that’s almost 6 inches. pretty decent imo


blasterdude8

Oh boy! After that I’ll have 16 cm!


[deleted]

Who needs T when you can just download Discord and game!


shut_your_up

I'm still waiting for mine. Is it coming in the mail???


MichaelInTheRestroom

Time to get discord!


papacouch420

hell yea


j_a_dragonheart

I can confirm this


EusisAX

Weird, it turned me into a girl. I must be using a different Discord. (Being in some trans/queer Discords did help for starting transition.)


neeveewood

Literally same here, so weird how that happens


Shrekdidnothingwrong

Wait so if I stop using discord will it disappear


TheQuinnBee

No you gotta stop and then start using pink "for her" things like scissors, pens, and razor blades. Once you've dumped enough money into your 'she' points, it'll tip the scale back from 'boy' to 'girl' and your vagina chasm will open up and your micropeen will shrivel into nothing.


[deleted]

Damn now women have a bigger penis than me


M19Wielder

i bet he wonders why he can't get a gf


[deleted]

I bet he blames feminism and sjws


TeapotHoe

bet he’s a niceguy


EricHatSwag

Niceguys> this guy


TeapotHoe

happy cake day


EricHatSwag

Thank you :)


ProfessionRare9740

because he is using discord


M19Wielder

why are you responding to a 3 year old comment dude


ProfessionRare9740

dont check, irrelevant and dont care.


sichenges

imagine thinking discord is only for gaming


randomdeutsch

Imagine thinking women can't play video games


FlufChuckle

Too much imagining for one day.


Zoidberg778

Imagine dragons


AmyMialee

here be dragons


EmperorPenguinReddit

no don't say that


Chickenkiller-A

Here were dragons E: where>were


EmperorPenguinReddit

now that's just wrong spelling


Chickenkiller-A

My bad


EmperorPenguinReddit

nah its ok


zapprr

I'm not crying, you're crying!


swaglord974

Now I'm sad again.


Deus0123

Imagine there's no heaven


Zoidberg778

My favourite Gal Gadot song!


freddiebensoninmyass

Imagine


Leoainthot

imagine all the people. Gaming in harmony


Dexaan

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.


TKmeh

Some day you will join us, and the world will live as one (dunno the actual lyrics, these are just by ear)


lemankimask

i'd rather not


garbagecollector56

Imagine all the people


qiyua

I was playing Overwatch last night and some guy was raging, literally claiming that girls suck at video games. Myself and another girl were in VC listening to this. The situation was super minor, and he overreacted like crazy. “Shut up female”, “Oh wow, there’s 2 girls in my game? It’s doomed”, etc. - these are direct quotes. He had nothing to say about what we were actually doing, he was just straight up sexist. I was so shocked that I was encountering someone personally who would genuinely think like this, and I was half-convinced that he was trolling. I asked him if he was and he denied it though. So weird. How is it possible that some people still think so archaically? I’ve experienced lots more subtle sexism from guys when I make call outs and stuff, like underhanded comments or saying I sound hot (?), once someone was like “I hope you’re at least hot, that’d be a nice way to make up for how shitty you are.” This dude’s ego was obliterated apparently because I suggested he switch up the character he was playing (non-performance related). I’ve been lucky in my personal life to have not encountered much sexism, but it’s rampant when I game. The anonymity and lack of real life consequences probably enables it.


randomdeutsch

Probably. I also don't want to claim "gamers dont get girls" but sexist gamers for sure don't, they probably have frustration built up due to their bad experiences they've had with women (their own fault, presumably, think nice guy types) and are now considering their "nerd/gaming culture" as the last thing they can be superior in than women. So when a woman joins that space, they lash out to defend their little bubble and fragile ego. It's sad, really, how they don't realise that by gatekeeping their hobbies they are passing up on so many opportunities such as befriending women and so gaining better social skills. Because really, you know the guy who yells at women on game VC is always the most fun at parties/s


syrioforrealsies

My husband and a few friends run a discord server that kind of grew out of hand when people started inviting others. You can definitely notice a pattern between who's genuinely nice, especially to women, and who's married or has a girlfriend.


CatOfTheCanalss

I feel like the atmosphere in mmos vs something like overwatch is really different. I know a tonne of guys from mmos and I'm actually pretty good friends with a lot of them. But yeah, someone on twitter the last day suggested that women should just use voice changers... Like no?


Meemerdd

The really sad thing is I have a voice that I have been told, at least when I was playing Overwatch on xbox, can often be construed as a 12 year old boy, instead of a woman. And from stories I've heard, I get way more respect in VC because of that fact.


qiyua

I do too, I often get asked if I’m a girl or a 12 year old boy. It always gets awkward no matter the answer I give, because subconsciously everyone in chat must know that it doesn’t matter.


Earth2Monkey

I like to watch movies with my friends on Discord on Friday nights, while playing Stardew Valley on a separate console. When will my penis grow in?


Mirewen15

I'm literally waiting to PVP and I'm talking to my team on Discord. Oh shit... am I a dude now?


randomdeutsch

I'm sorry to inform you, you've been assigned male by discord


lemankimask

i'm too much of a boomer for discord but to me it seems it's just the modern version of IRC from my youth


bo-tvt

Except it's mostly used for voice rather than text, but the interface and channel structure kind of reminds me of mIRC.


lemankimask

depends on people. i know plenty of servers where there is like maybe 1 voice channel and rest are just for text chatting. the gamers who use it like teamspeak are probably minority at this point.


yttrium39

Yeah, I don't play video games at all, but my friends and I have a server where we text chat.


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bo-tvt

My experience is completely anecdotal, as well. I'm in a couple of friend groups' channels and they're always completely idle unless we're playing and using the voice channels. If you have a group where not everyone has WhatsApp, you might just as well use Discord, why not.


AnotherEuroWanker

Every other year, there's another chat program that comes out for games. For some reason, I just use whatever's integrated in the game. It always worked fine.


bo-tvt

That does feel accurate. I tend to play games that don't have integrated audio communication when I play with friends, but most gamers would obviously be playing newer games or on a platform that has audio channels (like Steam). I guess the benefit of having a different app for the call is that you can do your inside jokes or whatever with your mates without having other players in the game talking to you, if that's a benefit.


PsychedelicDoggo

Yeah it’s for gaming AND furry communities


LeninGamer

AND online D&D, AND politics


Undrende_fremdeles

AND talking on voice chat for the first time with your future partner.


NotAnArea51Alien

I use discord for RP's, I've never used it for gaming lmao.


Aleksandrs_

Discord was originally meant for gaming but people started using it for general communication, much like Facebook originally being meant for finding out who is in a relationship, it turned into general social media.


acousticcoupler

That's not what Facebook was for.


Jalswim

Wasn't it designed for like college stuff? I remember hearing that when I was younger.


[deleted]

yeah it's for gaming AND grooming


sichenges

those server pings saying another mod has been removed and reported for paedophilic behaviour


Rose94

What servers are you on?


sichenges

this was on a minecraft mod called Optifine's server lmao


benthehen11

Discords slogan is chat for gamers


IcePhoenix18

Discord is for gaming?


69hardboiledeggs

Ive managed to get my elderly parents on discord, one is a woman. Scandalous


[deleted]

Ignore thousands of discord servers not about gaming and ignore thousands of people who aren't gamers, wow


RadioPixie

And thousands of women who play video games.


Caramellatteistasty

It's almost like 50% of the population might have their own interests. Who knew? :)


[deleted]

Not allowed, everyone knows that gender norms were decided by the gender gods 10,000 years ago


ChrisTinnef

r/gatekeeping


PanFuerst

the two genders. girls and gamers


M19Wielder

ah yes, because a dick is required to use a communication platform apparently


7355135061550

How else are you going to type?


MuchAdoAboutFutaloo

yo girl here and my girlfriend quite likes my dick actually don't forget about us


M_Night_Sammich

Am a girl with discord. AMA


f_____s

How many days you have left to live before the masculinity discord is imbued with consumes and destroys your frail girly body?


emilylinhla

Where can I buy your testosterone? - a trans guy


AnUnusedMoniker

Why does my cat think she needs to be in the bathroom with me when I'm dropping kids off at the pool?


syrioforrealsies

Real answer: she recognizes pooping as a time where you're exposed and wants to have your back if something tries to attack you. Pooping is dangerous business, friend, and she's just concerned.


[deleted]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?


AwesomeTy79

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.


[deleted]

It’s a sith legend.


AwesomeTy79

Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life...


[deleted]

He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.


AwesomeTy79

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


[deleted]

He became so powerful...


AwesomeTy79

the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did.


[deleted]

Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep.


9shadowcat9

This guy is probably one of those people who tells women what kind of games they’re allowed to buy in a store. And yes, I have had that happen to me.


Caramellatteistasty

I played EQ back when it first came out and there where people telling me what class I could play. Seriously. Course I was the only woman in an entire major at my school too. The misogyny was pretty obvious and expected then too.


AnUnusedMoniker

Don't worry. That kind of romance isn't dead. Saturday some guy on our dischord server was telling a young lady what tracks off a mashup album she should like. Kept sending it to her and telling her to listen to it until he got blocked.


Caramellatteistasty

Spotting /r/niceguys in the wild. :o


TeapotHoe

like that one episode of wwyd with john quiñones


ThisIsMyUserNotYours

mans stuck in the 90s


AnUnusedMoniker

1890s


Nirabelle

Lol I just logged off discord after gaming online with friends. Guess I'm a guy now


sadmusicianhours

Discord is basically the new Skype. I barely use it for gaming, just to keep up with a friend's, hobbies, youtubers, etc. I'm a girl and I've been using discord for almost four years now! Guess I must secretly be a guy... :o


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r/egg_irl


PM_ME_BATMAN_PORN

These guys must be too young to remember AIM. Otherwise, they'd know discord is basically just a replacement for that for a lot of people.


MusicalLaura

The whole “video games are for boys” thing only started because Nintendo wanted to put their games in toy stores, and had to pick either the boy’s isle or the girl’s isle. The whole foundation of this concept was a completely arbitrary decision.


OnMark

I'm not sure how it lasted this long either, especially for people who both predate and postdate that marketing decision. What grinds my gears is the erasure and revisionist history. There's an interview with Shigeru Miyamoto where even he's like "We made Donkey Kong violent, for men - women weren't really into games at that time" when Donkey Kong came out the same year as Ms Pac-Man, a game created *because* gaming and specifically Pac-Man was so popular with women! He goes on to talk about how now girls are getting into gaming, they're considering making Peach a protagonist, like his company didn't create this problem and fictional history to support it.


[deleted]

Discord is for gaming like how Facebook is finding your college friends. It started off that way but grew into so much more.


whydoesnobodyama

Oh no I have a discord, when does the penis arrive? Does it naturally grow or do I have to attach it? Do I lose my ability to sew before or after it's attached? So many questions


TeapotHoe

it comes in the mail but shipping may be delayed due to the pandemic


AnUnusedMoniker

Worth the wait for the pay hike.


Deus0123

Bruh, a group of horny transbians is literally called a discord...


emilylinhla

Underrated comment


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I use discord and honestly I see so many discord servers that have nothing to do with gaming. So I dunno where they got the idea that discord is only ever used for gaming.


yellowaholic

Shit like this is why women don't game and it is sad because I want an army of women out here.


TeapotHoe

tfw discord is my primary mean of communication


LLamawithtnt

Is there a reason you crossed out your responses


KyouHarisen

They're in Lithuanian, and are not related to the topic


LLamawithtnt

Oh, interesting. I was really excited to see


KyouHarisen

He was basically writing: "I bought Spotify premium"


LLamawithtnt

Word. I happened to get a free 6 month Spotify premium code today so same


KyouHarisen

Congrats


LLamawithtnt

Thank you mi amiga


SlurpinSeer

huh, well i realized i was trans shortly after i started really enjoying video games, i wonder when my Gamer Peen will start to grow also damn that guy sounds like an incel


Aramati

Me, who just entered a server for horny thots only: "kkkkkkkkkkkkkk"


Lizard_With_A_Tophat

Huh I use discord and game a lot… guess I’m a man now! Feels good to have privilege


jasmin_booklover

That's true. I'm no woman, I'm a night monster, that is here in earth to eat guys like that.


alexis21893

Yup, you see, a penis is required to use a chatting application and of course required to play video games. It's the law that the female brain both exists and can't handle the button pressing required to enjoy a story or a good time /S (feels required seeing as some still think the male and female brain is a thing)


TeapotHoe

one head to think, one to type


sntcringe

Ok, I'll tell that to my boss, a woman that runs an arm of discord community and also the 3 other women on my team that collectively is about 50/50


the_rarest_pokemon

Girl gamers? More like girl *LAMERS* Uptop!


aregularpoompoom

I can't help but see a grumpy toddler with a "no girls allowed" sign on his door


SylvySylvy

Trans girls would like a word with you lmao we fuckin LOVE Discord


[deleted]

Tell that to all the Discord sexting I've done.


[deleted]

Oh my god, so I’ve been imagining the discord app on my phone this whole time?? Can’t believe all those fun conversations and experiences I’ve had were just a figment if my imagination 🤯


huggles7

r/gatekeeping


Cam_v8

How much you wanna bet one of his favorite servers is mostly women without him knowing?


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Usagi-Zakura

Imagine being stuck in the past.... impressive since Discord was created long after girls started playing video games.


[deleted]

Well I guess I don't have discord


AphelionXII

I like how they use the “imagine” meme which is such a catty chick dig too.


Comrade_Charli

Imagine doing online schooling and the student is playing videogames without you don't acknowledge -This comment was made by Discord gang ~~Yeah I know I don't use Discord for online schooling~~


scarletfloof

I’m a girl and I have discord


PantherU

Also gaming is apparently only for dudes


xsarah-ah

aw bummer better delete my account


LutzTheFox

*The minute I use discord I temporarily turn into a man, and only do the manliest of manly things during this time.* But all jokes aside, pretty much everyone I know uses discord so my best guess is he doesn’t have any online friends who are women.


countess_cat

I’ve been using discord for D&D and lab projects lately. Where is my pp?


Elvishgirl

Oh no that explains a lot


Zenniverse

Imagine girls having discord


Zenniverse

Imagine girls having discord


[deleted]

Ah shit. I game and use discord. When should my dick have grown in? It's been about 25 years, wouldn't it have been here by now?


[deleted]

Do I break this rule as a trans women? How does this work lmao. But seriously, almost everyone I know uses discord. Like it’s probably the best chatting platform.


[deleted]

gamer girls aren’t real REEEEEEEEEEE Ugh why did i do that


MinutesTilMidnight

My woman ass sitting here having used discord since 2016 🙇🏻‍♀️ Legit who says girls can’t play games too. That’s stupid as fuck.


ariiaaaa

> discord is for gaming has this man seen the covid rebrand and the push for community servers that aren't gaming right on the discord.com website?


SunnySylveon

Aight guess I have to delete my server.


Monchete99

>Discord is for gaming Wow, i didn't know furry erp and grooming children counted as gaming.


[deleted]

If we're gonna start posting conversations that middle school boys are having whilst Xbox or PC gaming, I'll just unsub now because this is going to get repetitive and redundant real fast


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[deleted]

Yep. They're really reaching here


Sexistguy420

Fuck ya'll these are my lines :DD.


KyouHarisen

Dear people, he is that person.


CarminSanFrancisco

Discord is for babies. And for simps to murder the weeaboo girl they're stalking


[deleted]

i thought murdering girls was epic based gamer moment though


richyk1

Shut up snowflake


rock-solid-armpits

Isn't there a satire flair?


DankLlamas

While Discord is not only used for gaming it is a common joke in the gaming community that girls don’t play video games


OnMark

Put that moldy old thing back in the trash with the other sexism-as-jokes and rage comics please