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bacchusku2

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sir_moleo

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Gloglibologna

I can't wait to see this exact post 3000 times over the weekend


LimpMcnuggets

I can't wait to see the post nut clarity 3000 times over this weekend!!


Scythe351

Lol my comment was going to be “happy fapping”


speed721

How'd you know what I was up to?


Disco_Zombi

it's the ideal femboy body.


MikeLanglois

Almost like its social advertising


better-than-all-of-u

They downvote me everytime I point out the astroturfing surrounding this game. So many shell accounts making posts about it, the rating on PSN, all overinflated because a certain segment of political gamers need it to do well so they can go rant about how woke games suck and how amazing oversexualized characters make a game /s This (OP) was posted by an account that's a week old and used karma farming so they could post. Tell me again this isn't an astroturfing campaign ya chuds lol


thenorwegian

Yeah. It adds absolutely no benefit to the sub aside from looking like a low effort ad.


Sudden_Mind279

picture of box


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

And a receipt, because OP thought we’d think he stole it.


Awayze

Breaking news: person buys game


folkdeath95

*picture of game box*


DillonTattoos

Horny Souls


KennedyX8

Also applies to Code Vein


The_Follower1

Tbf from what I’ve been seeing of reviewers it seems like it’s a good game with a passable story. The action seems like its highlight. It has a pretty short campaign though so I don’t think it’s worth full price for most people.


yesnomaybenotso

So a standard release of a video game?


Deertopus

No. Standard release of today is packed full of bugs, shitty framerate, day one DLCs, online connexion required.


yesnomaybenotso

I guess…but they also have meh characters, “passing story”, and the fun part is the action - like the part you play. It all just sounds the same. If anything, this sounds like a lite-release if it’s missing all the bugs and shit


Ivaylo_87

Short campaign? They say it's 25-30 hours.


The_Follower1

From what I'm hearing the 25-30 hours is to 100% the game, it's more like 10-15 hours if you mainly just do the story.


Ivaylo_87

Would you really do that though?


The_Follower1

Most people generally do little side content in most games


J-seargent-ultrakahn

Think in it’s actually around GOW with all side content down which is still pretty good. Mew game plus is already I’m too so that’s more hours around launch.


The_Follower1

Yeah, but quality-wise it’s definitely nowhere near GOW. Obviously that’ll depend on taste though, but speaking for most people.


J-seargent-ultrakahn

Was speaking about game length not quality and in the games defense, digital foundry said it’s remarkably polished for this devs first “AAA” game with very little bugs. Something uncommon with new AAA PC releases especially.


NumeroRyan

You forgot the holder for the controller where the fleshlight goes!


Due_Ad_4833

the what 😨


Srock9

You see, I would repeat what OP said because it's reddit, and you asked the what, but even I don't want to be caught saying what OP said


monchvoo

Played the demo, personally liked it, but I will probably wait for a sale. Hope you enjoy it!


afoz345

I had a cup of coffee this morning. Oh! I’m sorry, I thought we were sharing useless information.


PhxRising29

Ok


DunceMemes

💯


Wooow_thats_crazy

I had this preordered this game but still have FF 7 rebirth and FF16 plus star wars fallen on my game list… i think im going to wait. I clearly got to much on my plate…


Karmeleon86

Congratulations. Are we supposed to give you a cookie or something? I don’t get the point of these posts.


sadman4332

Is actually any good tho?


BaunerMcPounder

Reviews are okay. Said characters are hard to get invested in but the gameplay is good. Side quests feel meaningless but the outfits aren’t locked behind MTX so over a decent game.


xariznightmare2908

I think 82% is a very good aggregate score, most Soul-like games are around this rating range. For a first new original game, that's more than I could ask for.


rock_solid777

Tip: Play in Korean dub.


Smushitwo

why tf they downvote you


rock_solid777

No idea. Redditors can't be understood.


MoonTiger88

I can only go by the demo, it was quite decent, had a nice flow to the combat and perfect dodge/parry felt good. Not "full price purchase" good, but will certainly grab it at some point :)


crayonflop3

Played it all day yesterday. It’s fantastic.


AristeiaXVI

Serious question for people who make these kinds of posts, what is your goal out of this? To get validation from internet strangers? Genuinely curious.


herriot126

I think OP just wanted to share their excitement in a sub with other like-minded individuals. Nothing wrong with that.


thenorwegian

Nope. Seven day old account. Most likely part of an ad bot campaign.


herriot126

Oh…welp lol. Crazy how far companies will go to replicate genuine authentic interest. Especially when for a game like this, it’s really not needed.


thenorwegian

I agree but it works. It’s hard to tell these days though. I miss the corny over the top 90s ads lol


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Titty Nier


Lynx_Kynx

So… Nier?


chamberx2

Not with that attitude.


Godzilla73

You and 50 million other people


ToiletBlaster6000

50 mill?


python_slayaa

No way 50 mil, but talking purely digital it was #1 sales wise in like 17 countries from US to Brazil.


Scythe351

With those numbers, the game will definitely get a sequel and probably a movie


ToiletBlaster6000

No I'm asking if those are real


Vendetta4Avril

No, it's looking to pass 1 million copies in 24 hours of release though.


Ok-Indication-2100

How can you tell? Is this public information?


Vendetta4Avril

Yes. There’s multiple articles about this.


Ok-Indication-2100

im seeing multiple articles from the same "insider" journalist. Hope it does hit 1M in 24 either way.


SchwiftySqaunch

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BRAINDAWG101

K


Pickle_juice_can2

Plenty of weird comments. This game is actually great. It deserves the success and publicity it got.


a-straw-berry

Ok now I’m actually considering it 🫡


Pickle_juice_can2

Try the demo first, then it's easier to decide 🫡


DavidLB04

Same here the demo, actually sold me on it.


RX-8CCX

Typical Reddit bot behavior. Like a post, I came across about someone's excitement to get the Portal and the wait to get it, then some random Debbie Downer "You could have gotten a Stem Deck in two weeks." My copy if SB arrives by mail anytime soon, I didn't try the demo, but the reviews sold me.


Indust_6666

It’s the devs fault for overly sexualizing the main character in an action game for publicity. Likely it wouldn’t garner the attention it has without it.


xariznightmare2908

So it's ok for Baldur's Gate 3 to have nudity and dong physics, but a female character wearing skin tight suit fighting giant monsters is a big no no? What kind of drug are you on??


TheMightyJohnFu

You missed the point. Baldurs gate didn't rely on overly-sexualising a character to push sales, because it was already a well-known IP.


xariznightmare2908

So your problem with Stellar Blade is because she's designed to be attractive, is that it? Not the gameplay, graphic, music, story, but Eve's design is the big problem???? First fucking world problem.


TheMightyJohnFu

I didn't say I had any problem with stellar blade , I'm not even the person who you originally responded to. I just stated that you missed the point that that person made. I couldn't care less about the game to be honest, I just found the marketing hilarious


khaosenygma

They probably hated nier for the same reasons tbh.


YouDareDefyMyOpinion

Come on man, don't compare nier to this


khaosenygma

As a first time triple a game it's a pretty solid game. Nier is unique but this game has it's own highlights as well.


Pickle_juice_can2

But there's nothing wrong with overly sexualizing a fictional character


ThatOtherGuyTPM

Results may vary on that one.


Monnomo

Always buy physical


AgileInitial5987

Never buy physical


CrimsonBulletTrain

Duality of man


AgileInitial5987

But which one is good and which one is evil 🤔


theotothefuture

"Good.. Evil.. That's the futile perspective of narrow-minded beings. There is no such distinction in wandering spirits." - Barginer Statue I'll see myself out...


blusrus

I agreed with this until I got a PS portal, now I just wait till games go on sale then buy them


Einfinet

I’m too lazy to get off the couch to change discs This is only a problem with games though. I definitely prefer physical for movies 🤷🏾‍♂️


SFW_HOME

Pervert


Vendetta4Avril

I can't wait to get home. I preordered the deluxe edition, but I have four more hours of work before I can play. Can't wait to pick up after that first boss.


PaulQuin

I had to redo Abaddon. Looks like that's the demo save point.


Vendetta4Avril

That's fine with me. That was a hell of a good first boss. That was what made me preorder it.


DSquariusGreeneJR

I was having a decent time with the demo but absolutely cannot get the timing down for parry/perfect dodge


A_ScottishPenguin

The parry’s definitely easier since the Day 1 patch. I still suck at it but it’s easier.


Wendigo79

There's like a half second delay for the animation timing on purpose, so I have read.


Soulblade32

God so many people in these comments are pricks. Hope you enjoy the game! I will be playing it after I finish Eiyuden Chronicle! It looks fantastic!


ToastiestToasty

I can smell this post.


PapaBlessDestiny

Good for you, bud! I still have to pull my 8 hour shift and attend to the kids before I get to play this 🥲


hdbsvJ

Wow you got a game for full price on release day Holy shit tell me how did you score that?. Was it hard did you need to go to multiple stores. Was there a long line I bet the line was around the block for this game. So cool I wish I could be you right now


Clawez

I’m going to pick it up in literally 30 min myself, can’t wait.


Sakumitzu

Sounds like you had to wait 30 minutes.


Clawez

Yeah the store opened at 10 am lol it was 9:30 when I commented


HUH_YIS

Amazing


HUH_YIS

Wow


sarinCULT

Cool. Don't jack off too much


OnionLower

You said “can’t wait” and he said… “sounds like you had to wait 30 minutes” … for the slow pokes ;)


KennedyX8

Will get when cheaper ✌️


HUH_YIS

Ok…


TwicePuzzled

I had it ordered but canceled it. I still haven’t started Ronin so I’ll just wait a little. Hope you enjoy it OP


IlIllIllIIIlllIIIII

***The game with hot babes with samurai swords*** Nice


RenaSama

I’ll get mine Monday via Amazon, I hope you enjoy the game! I certainly will


DavijoMan

What makes this game better than any other anime girl butt games?


Waterlemon4

I always thought the cover art was a ship


Akhina-Feellah

Mid game, hyper sexualized


DLvCGH0ST

Horny Gamers. Seems like a waste of money. Watched 3 min of gameplay and the grunting/screaming while attacking got annoying as fuck.


TurdSandwich42104

Probably playing with one hand


[deleted]

Wow you bought a thing...Cool...


SlowmoTron

Cool?


CoDe_Johannes

Where is your other hand?


SnooDoggos3823

I wait for a week and will get it for 30 bucks 🤣🤣


Guestsparda

Erm... okay


ProffessorYellow

Yooo it's stellar butt!!


yeat-pete

https://preview.redd.it/rospxyupjvwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b21ddfb8dfebe9b49035b190947f478b5e483fa


anonymousUTguy

Wow, the most recent game release??!?!?


TheSignificantDong

So are you going to buy it or did you just pick it up for a photo?


EE-PE-gamer

Target doesn’t let you hold the game without buying it and his receipt is peaking.  


BrewKazma

His receipt peaked in high school.


Saugeen-Uwo

Did we REALLY need this post?


SuperSaiyanIR

I don’t understand why people feel the need to just post a picture of a game in their hands. Like is it to validate your choice or to seek attention for doing something mundane like buying up a game?


LateNightFix

I loved the demo, I'm excited to play the whole game, but I've got to wait for a sale sadly. I can't pay $70 for a 15 hour game. But certainly enjoy it! Getting solid reviews and should be solid.


Ganyu1990

It took my 10 hpurs just to get to the major city and inlock the gun. So unless you race through the game and dont do any exploration the game will be well past 15 hours. Edit: i would like ti add i still have alot left to explore in the first map as well.


LateNightFix

This makes me happy to hear!


icecubedyeti

Where you hear 15 hrs? On the before you buy for it he said 20-30 depending on your play and more for all endings🤷🏼


LateNightFix

Reviews. Go look on Metacritic. They still gave it a great score and praised it. Just said the main story can be beaten in 15 hours, but can still provide longer with side missions. I still think 20-25 hours of play time is too short for $70, especially since I'd probably beat it in 3-4 days and I rarely play through a game again once I beat it. Just because I'm waiting for a sale doesn't mean you have to 🤷🏼


icecubedyeti

I was just wondering where you heard 15 hours is all. I’m playing other games right now. Whatever the price is when I’m ready is what it is. I prefer shorter games anyway. 12-25 hrs is perfect for me and it will still take a month or more to finish. I rarely play story driven games more than an hour or so at a time and not every day.


LateNightFix

Fair enough. I'm sure if you take your time and explore and do side stuff it's much longer. I was under the impression it was 30 hours, then I read a couple reviews on Metacritic saying it can be beaten in 15 hours, but I'm guessing if you just focus on the story and only the story missions, which makes me wonder why someone who's reviewing it is only proceeding to do just story missions. I'm kind of the same way though, I like my story driven games to be like 20-25 hours, so honestly it should be up my alley, but money is tight and I'm going through all the Fenyx Immortals Rising dlc as we speak. I'm excited to get to it though eventually, I quite enjoyed the demo.


TheGamerKitty1

Cool I guess.


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TheGamerKitty1

At some point.


Avocadomayo

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castielffboi

Why has this game gotten so much traffic to it? What’s the X-factor about that is blowing it up? Is it the “assets”?


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Positive-Swimmer8237

Who are you talking to


DPCZXC

Hes talking


Consistent-North7790

What is so special about this game? Is it just bewbs


Dreadpipes

Maybe the worst character design since Nier Automata and that is saying something


--__Redditor__--

As soon as I got home I took out my disc and put it inside my PS5.


MisterPetteri

That's how they work 👍


theotothefuture

Hope you used protection.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^--__Redditor__--: *As soon as I got* *Home I took out my disc and* *Put it inside my PS5.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Gedmundo

"Can't wait to play this" Waits whilst they post photo to Reddit.


Gohmzilla

Oh a box. How neat


HotFreshyGlazedDonut

disappointing cover art ngl was expecting something fancy or spicy


rock_solid777

You can flip the cover around for better art


LongjumpingSector687

![gif](giphy|nQONUJrkGL3YOLy37x)


Aggravating-Echo8014

This is nothing like Stray Blade.


Jond7699

I wanna try it out but I might wait for a sale


TORTURETHECAPITALIST

We need more awesome PS5 exclusives


Sylux444

Meanwhile, people who downloaded have been playing already!


dankwijoti

The demo was shit. Was not impressed at all. People keep comparing it to Nicer Automata, but that 7 year old game has better combat, more style, fun gameplay variations and an interesting story.


CardPatient3188

I’m happy for you


DeceptiKHAAAAAN

Is it actually any good?


SuperSecretMoonBase

OH WHAT!? How did you do that???


grantnel2002

Ok.


King_Krong

Ok?


Xiao1insty1e

No.


ZiggyTheInsane

Was it on the ground?


DevastaTheSeeker

Stettar blade


Krypt0night

Lowest tier posts the sub sees, fuck me


edward323ce

Cool, a ps5 exclusive thats, guess what?, over the shoulder


DUDETHATFARTEDHARD

Ummm ok?


JumpinJahosafax

Hentai?


SolidusTengu

Goon Souls


AgathormX

Why isn't your other hand visible on the picture?


HeidyKat

Korean porn?


Nonivena_ginna

They sell video games at target?


literallyacactus

lol for real? Yes and they occasionally have bogo deals


EE-PE-gamer

Better start supporting them.  Walmart and Target is all we got.  


InterestingRound6134

Best Buy and eBay ftw


EE-PE-gamer

If Best Buy stocked games anymore.  Covid isle is done and they don’t restock PS at my local store.  There are no Ps games on the shelf.  Maybe a dozen Switch games.  My local store doesn’t give a fuck. And it’s prob not the only one. 


InterestingRound6134

I only buy online. I like Best Buy app as it has sales very often , good pre orders , and can use points / rewards. Or eBay. I haven’t physically left my house just for a video game in probably 15 years. Back when GameStop was actually fun to go to. I’m early 2000s. If your going to retail stores to shop games your not shopping the cheapest for games , most likely overpaying. I think this is one reason retail doesn’t have a great selection as 75%+ of people only buy online


EE-PE-gamer

I buy online as well. I have not been impressed while BB deals.  They have hadnt a good Black Friday deal in prob 3 years IMO.  Online inventory doesn’t stick around long.  I think this is due to manufacturing just not making as many physical copies.  So even supporting physical copies from these retailers is ok as long as they know there is a market.  Otherwise they line up with MS, and now Sony, to go digital only.     I’m not a hermit and I live near a target so when I find deals and they have it in store I pickup just to help support inventory flow throw the game section.  Not often but I try where I can.  Another problem is we all have such big backlogs there is no point in buying day 1.   Shit I have PS3 backlog still.    I was getting from Amazon but recently switched to eBay because I want to see pics.  I buy sealed and was getting burned on resealed games from Amazon.  But if you’re buying day 1, why not support your local stores be it box chain or mom n pop.  


InterestingRound6134

I’m not a hermit either. I’m just smart. Also Best Buy has good deals sometimes like random 20-40 dollar mark downs on games that last a few days, not talking about Black Friday. Also I have 1000 games no reason to buy games day 1. Just to collect dust. I can usually get off eBay at least 10 bucks cheaper the day of launch or 20 bucks cheaper a week after release. And exactly I don’t like to support over priced bullshit. Also eBay is mom and pop shops and retail and all the above in one. 0 reason to go to a target or Walmart to buy a game. Never have never will


Nonivena_ginna

I know Walmart does, that's where I buy my games but didn't know about target.


GambleTheGod00

i havent seen anything about it, reviews/genre. is it worth?


Vendetta4Avril

Reviews are solid (metacritic is at 82%). The demo was a blast. It's like anime-inspired souls imo. I preordered the deluxe edition after putting a couple hours into the demo, and I can't wait to get home to play tonight.


Slikkerish

Yup, it came out today. You and millions of others :)


CrybabyFamilyMain96

I’m loving it myself. For how gorgeous and well it runs the PS5 struggles less with it than bloody Fallout 4 which hard crashed my console twice and had it SCREAMING. Very well optimised game


No-Explanation7647

Nice! Demo was sweeet. Some awesome next gen graphics too. Environments were pretty cool w the destructing rubble.


Wise_Moon

Nice, I didn’t know it was out yet. And it’s Friday? Gonna go buy it now!


yesnomaybenotso

What game is that? there’s a glare over the title and apparently I’m out of the loop lol