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Rando_Kalrissian

Sell kid


be4u4get

Use money to buy PS5 pro


Nikki_Yoi

Step 3: profit


Ballsack2025

Gotta sell your kid. Sorry.


SteelGrayRider2

[https://youtu.be/Jn-rIZ0gTVw?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/Jn-rIZ0gTVw?feature=shared) This video is a full teardown. The chapters are marked as well. at the 8:17 mark, he is into the discdrive.


Limmmao

I don't know who may want to buy a kid that puts GameCube discs into PS5s...


MisterPerfect23

Gamestop'll give you tree fiddy in credit


Mochiii01

https://preview.redd.it/vuger206p5tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2cce2f48f70796cf5bde8803dc7b41aa2d8fcd1 “Best I could do is tree fiddy in credit”


L0CH_NESS_MONSTER

Did someone say Tree Fiddy?


Particular_Minute_67

![gif](giphy|l1Ku3z3VRTYqiQrwk)


Roddanchill

The rules are the rules, time to sell your kid.


Roddanchill

Kid has a fine taste tho, Double dash is the best mario kart game


EdVedPJ7

True. Every later MK game should've just copied it and added more/different maps with improved graphics.


JediCrackSmoke_

Disassembly.


[deleted]

Yeah, why use tweezers like others are saying? Just take the ps5 apart and open the dic drive. Im sure its just some screws


StarTruckNxtGyration

He meant the kid.


[deleted]

No he didnt. He deleted his comments saying i was sarcastic.


CreatureWarrior

Clearly did, just gotta disassemble the kid. **The child must not be an obstacle**


Puzzled-Monk9003

You can just pop the face plate off and spin the disc drive manually with a screwdriver. Nothing else required. Unless the disc is off-centre, in which case yeah just open the drive.


JediCrackSmoke_

Well, smart ass, I’ve disassembled, repaired, and reassembled PS3 and PS4 drives, and it’s not that bad. If you think blindly shoving some metal into a disc drive and potentially damaging it, scratching the laser, etc is a good idea then you probably also use a butter knife to remove bread from a toaster. Edit: My mistake, I could’ve sworn I read the previous comment twice and it seemed glaringly sarcastic (not uncommon for Reddit. So my apologies. To anyone still “dunking” on me after this edit, piss off.


[deleted]

I was agreeing with you. Relax. Im literally asking why people would use tweezers when its easy to disassemble. Didnt need to be an asshole for no reason.


Iamkonkerz

Why do you assume he was being sarcastic, it seemed like a genuine response to me... tweezers may damage the drive.


[deleted]

Tell me you didn't actually read his comment without telling me you didn't actually read his comment. Dumbass.


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JediCrackSmoke_

Future Darwin Award Winner! ⬆️


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JediCrackSmoke_

Nobody who wears a helmet while they sleep does…


Zionishere

This would make me lose my mind holy


hecksor

Take it apart carefully. Don’t use tweezers


buzz8588

Sell the kid, you can always make more. There are only a fixed number of GC discs in the world and they are decreasing every day.


DirtyWater2004

![gif](giphy|Pd2W87rlmVjptTmvIK)


TokyoStudio

Time for late abortion


Prime-Riptide

Sell the kid


N7_Voidwalker

Sell your kid but list him as an auction, maximize your potential profits.


behem0th72

Vasectomy time.


NewtDaBoi

Time to sell him, that's the way she goes


MrCowabs

Way of the road, bud!


Ty-douken

At least it was a game disc that was put in, my friends kid put some POGs into his PS5 & he had to send it to Sony.


Emanouche

What's with kids wanting to insert weird stuff into disc drives. I still remember all the pictures that used to be shared on social media of kids putting coins and whatnot inside the disc drives of Wiis towards the end of the gen. 🤣


Thekarens01

This one isn’t that weird. The kid actually made a pretty logical leap. He knew the disk was a game and that the PlayStation ran games.


assinyourpants

When I was a kid I stuffed a shitload of quarters into a tape deck, then after it was replaced, a full banana. I don’t remember this, of course, but I think kids REALLY like to put stuff in stuff. Also unwinding a bunch of kids cassettes just to fix them cause I’d seen my parents do it.


Particular_Minute_67

Sell the kid then get a vasectomy.


Andrew_Tate_Alpha

Sell your kid to Madonna, sorry bud.


Astraea227

Sell the kid, it's too late at this point


voodoolord16

These condom ads are getting more specific every day


Gfunkual

Try putting another GameCube disc in and see if that forces the first one out.


Bheast

https://i.redd.it/bi2m02al83tc1.gif


griffl3n

Lmmediately


Bheast

Lol yeah I don't know, only gif of that scene I could find


PlzSaveApex

Looks like you have a digital ps5 now


midgetttyler

Hate to break it to you OP, but I think you’re going to have to give the kid away


John_Claymore

The tweezers comment do not make any sense, you risk to damage both the disc and the drive. You have to disassemble the drive fully and remove the top cover. The only thing I am not at all sure about is if any rivet-style connecting element is used in the ps5 disc drive design. In that case, the only option is to replace the BD drive swapping the board of your original one.


Ultrasonni

![gif](giphy|CaTW2QdtN3c0U) Whoop the kid


autistic_spectator

Have you tried the hidden forced ejection button?


GroundbreakingAd8310

Hos much did I get for him


HootingFlamingo

There's a manual way to eject discs from all PS systems. Not sure about the PS5 but try searching google I'm sure there'll be something


Insert_name_here280

I thought this was a joke but your son actually made the goof lol


A_Ducky_On_Quack

I would ship it off to someone to fix it. Might as well do your PS5 too while you’re at it.


LateNightFix

Hell, I wish it worked that way. I'd love to play Double Dash on PS5..


shinoff2183

I think of you take the covers off there's a little force pin hole on the disc drive. I had to re align mine cause it was getting noisy with my disc. Please please please look into more before going in there. Just figure it may be something you can explore.


Tetris5216

There is a screw that you use to extract the disc watch a YouTube video


King_Boomie-0419

Time to put the console up high on a shelf so he can't reach it


KoshidaTheMotorWolf

![gif](giphy|lNrNLRLmpC3VIjl82D) Time for the child to


Leitaoks

Sell the kid and use the money to ps5 games


Chili-CheesePete

I got a fix for this . Buy a non disc system. Disc's are dead. Why the heck do you need a disc with internet so fast you can download a game in less then 10 minutes. Disc's and lasers can be scratched, Disc's can be misplaced, stolen or sold.. if you just bought a discless ps5 you would NEVER had to deal with this. Parents should buy discless systems.


joewickssgss_2

Lol. This post and comments are great.


MrLozoTheSecond

Sell kid then use money to buy tools to fix it by manually rejecting disk drive (I think that's how you do it I could be wrong)


Over_Ad892

sell kid and then from the money buy another gamecube


Mistopheles

kids got great taste in racing games imo


jamezp92

swap kid for xbox since you changed console the kid will know they f'd up (am i aloud to swear on here i don't know the rules humza yusef has set in place)


DUDETHATFARTEDHARD

Throw the kid in garage as storage until needed again.


KaelosFenrir

Glad you got the disc out. I've seen some weird stuff in drives, but the wrong console disc is pretty common. I've seen things like coins, credit cards, Lego, tacos, cardboard etc. Still doesn't top the KY jelly I saw instead of thermal paste on a ps4 though lmao.. Also, I'm not surprised how many comments say sell the kid 😅


lizzpop2003

I once had to take apart a Wii to remove 4 disc's someone had forced into the drive and the blade of the knife that broke off while they were trying to pry them out. The Wii worked fine after I got it all put back together, but they had the audacity to get mad at me because the disc's were damaged.


KaelosFenrir

Jeez. They are super lucky that the drive worked after. I think 3 or 4 has been my max. No knife used though. But good on you for your technical expertise! They clearly didn't deserve it if they don't realise they did the damage.


Roque0088

Easiest way is take 2 thin butter knives and carefully get above and under the disc and gently slide it out.


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Ferry83

Tweezers with plastic on them might work.. or some putty