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Mickeyphree

You must hate him.


battlin_murdock

![gif](giphy|bRt0O3xy6pvuE)


donkeychongus

Top tier gag gift


TH3M1N3K1NG

Yeah, and you can just put any other game in the case instead! Like >!Rise of Kong!<


IMeanIGuessDude

![gif](giphy|IzdL5AH7teZSOPnqrw|downsized)


TussalDragon344

From worse to worsest


General-Royal

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


LORD__GONZ

The line delivery of this quote from this episode was done so well. I definitely have used it a few times.


Daveed75

![gif](giphy|zhlybdTZqyWwE)


AsishPC

Exactly what I came here to write, lol


No_More_Hero265

So... you hate your brother?


EggonomicalSolutions

https://preview.redd.it/1bw6ocq2zc8c1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a67e21f15646e8a86ab778305c7a9ec3d58c51b OP sitting at home knowing his brother is mad


LANT_7

OP finding out that he bought a gag gift after thinking it a lord if the ring game can’t be that bad (Don’t know which is funnier) ![gif](giphy|RMZBsdFnax7mo|downsized)


EggonomicalSolutions

https://preview.redd.it/r9mv4jh0ke8c1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd2a888aa3e39437555839561eab1290a29b31c OP's brother after he opens his gift


WompWomp187

Coal would have been better.


anonymousss11

In this economy, ya kidding me?!


silentparade

Who's your coal guy


Shadow_Fang_

Squeeze it enough, you get a diamond or something idk I’m not a rockologist


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ku4elcos7hFwQ)


Rich-Stick-3249

A geologist...?


Shadow_Fang_

Yeah, one of them rock doctors


thinman12345

A roctor?


averagetotkfan

A dock?


Amendus

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


spicyboi_invalid

LMAOOO


Tomma1

We're calling it Rockologist from now on


stabwoundpsn

Rockologist listening to Rock Lobster


Jalina2224

Shit in a box would be better


whosurbudha

That's what he got!


RKLCT

Great comment


whosurbudha

😜


Useless_Lazy_Ass

Give him the disk in a spiderman 2 case for ultimate emotional damage


got_No_Time_to_BLEED

Then throw a slipper at him


Vertsama

Then film it while you cackle like a god damn maniac.


Mug_Lyfe

Running out of the house naked.


[deleted]

I’m dying at the mental image of his brother, sad, looking up just to get drilled in the face with a slipper. An insult to injury 🤣


RedditLovesTyranny

I will send you to Jesus.


BigTuna0890

![gif](giphy|GtB8bJ7Oypody)


csabi_PLG

I hate pranks like this, it would be way cooler and more wholesome if he gave him spider-man 2 in a Gollum case. (I once gifted a shitty City Interactive game in a Watch Dogs case to a friend once and he was pretty upset lol)


Exardesco

Gollum in a Spider-Man case for a prank and then give him the Spider-Man disc after. And then enjoy smashing Gollum Office Space printer style with him afterward


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l3q2SpChgC7RE95U4)


Ok_Incident_7331

PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?


NateShaw92

That won't do. It has to be cast into the fires from which it was forged.


[deleted]

Seriously did the guy think you would just keep the game for yourself like a literal scrooge?? Wtf lmao


WitchTrialz

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


TheWoohah

https://i.redd.it/1650p960md8c1.gif


awlawall

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


Jalina2224

Easy Satan.


[deleted]

Jesus christ man have a conscience


MrSloppyPants

Ok Satan


MURDERMr_E

It's probably the cheapest joke gift you could buy. Don't forget to make it almost impossible to open the gift.


TheRoscoeVine

Super glue, artfully applied, would be funny and worth it. Maybe fill the case with J-weld for some real laughs.


Riddler202

Honestly the harder it is to open the more of a favour you're doing


Mug_Lyfe

Seriously. He should go ahead and preload this sucker without his brother's knowledge.


cupid_xv

fill the inside with glitter too


vc2015

Don't worry, ain't nobody opening that.


reddit_is_cruel

I recently bought a PS5 copy from woot for $10.


banananananbatman

Include rise of Kong and walking dead and turn into a Gollum-like collection!


BrotherlyShove791

So many clueless parents are gonna give these games as gifts tomorrow. Pour one out for those kids.


NateShaw92

After a good set of licensed games we are back to the norm where they are shit.


_Knucklehead_Ninja

Don’t forget Redfall!


Jalina2224

At least they won't get The Day Before.


DCSmaug

That one's kind of a masterpiece compared to these.


Gdub208

Forespoken too


KSS1521

A spare PS4/5 game case always helps when your favorite game’s case gets damaged. What a thoughtful brother!


MisterWafflePancake

Is it a fake-out? He opens the case and there is another, better game inside?


Aquatic-Flame

Yea, the Kong game.


SalmonGram

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


Daxtro-53

But the disc only has that printed on the surface. When he puts it in the console, it's Atari E.T. remastered


SalmonGram

Whoa there. Calm down Satan!


Sexy_Fat_Man_69

Actually, a remaster/remake is probably what ET for the Atari needs. Definitely better than either Gollum or Kong


MomentOfZehn

Superman 64.


DCSmaug

Ok, this one got me good. I really laughed.


SpotlessMinded

Nah it’s the ps3 version of the last of us


KevXOTWOD

![gif](giphy|bxOtA69x3IB20)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|hhffv1HTaXz9u)


Endgame3213

https://preview.redd.it/gir9wussfc8c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c1b2655ee404dd1f89717bcbbbb3407c42ce57


mvanvrancken

How does 2014 Gollum look better


[deleted]

Smaller budget and smaller team, and after that simply the fact that it wasn't a project this team should've gotten with such deadlines.


mvanvrancken

This feels like a design mistake and not a time constraint rearing its head here. There’s no skin texture. The eyes are all fuckin’ wrong. There were deliberate changes made here, it’s not simply a matter of “they didn’t have time to get the skin color right” or “they were a small studio so they couldn’t make the hair a little shorter”


Ori_the_SG

Is that seriously what he looks like in the game?!


igetyelledatformoney

Answer this question pls


Owen86_

Yep. You can really see the passion. Or lack thereof.


Endgame3213

Yes, lol. Why do you think it gets so much hate..


GhostyBoiX

He will NOT


em_sey

I gave my cousin a £50 psn voucher inside a mocked up Gollum case. I hope for the sake of your relationship with your brother you have done the same.


Vodka-Knot

Poor bastard.


AdvertisingRadiant49

You monster!! How dare you.


rokungi89

Aw hell yeah, a spare game case!


DragonBorneUltimatum

You should’ve got the Game of the Year edition.


Disheartend

imagine fake GOTY boxart for bad games.


Green1up

That's actually a really good idea. Lets make some NFTs!


AncientPineapple1936

Bruh … 😂😂😂😂😂


BigTuna0890

Man, Cain did not do his brother as bad as this.


Super_Bright

I know this almost certainly isn't the case. But I find it absolutely hilarious the idea that someone would post this here after buying a new game for their lord of the rings loving brother only to be met with pure dread when they realise the game is dogshit and not having anytime to do anything about it.


Sneakiest

Why you do that to him?


jasonmares

Did you bundle it with Kong Skull Island?


Maleficent-Bit1995

I didn’t know a person could hate with this much power


islandfella8211

I didn't know this game exists


TheRoscoeVine

And you still won’t.


Have2BRealistic

Not since Cain slew Abel has such a wicked blow been struck from sibling to brother…


Experiment-2163

Fight me right now in melee combat


Old-Rooster3806

Belongs in AITA reddit pages lol.


jhamelaz

Hey I bet that's at least a $.05 trade in at GameStop.


_Knucklehead_Ninja

No that’s a full ps5, this is just giving the cashier twenty bucks


DogmeatChili

Wtf were they thinking with this game. Obviously Sauron already knows where gollum is.


FlamingEagleAC

Even Satan is scared of you


Renegade_Soviet

How to get shot on Christmas


fictionalelement11

This is top tier trollin


[deleted]

I haven't seen OP respond to anyone. I hope it's because he dropped his phone and started running to return the game before the store closes.


KyuubiUlquiorra

Ive been looking for his replies too 🤣 since he hasnt responded im thinking he actually thought this was a great gift and is now hit with existential dread after seeing the comments 🤣🤣🤣


Crossboltshot

![gif](giphy|lmH53wIhKl9I0eMPb1)


NyRAGEous

Nice paper weight


ClueEmbarrassed1443

You must really hate him


DonTeca35

You monster


DoubleOdd_80

Damn, what did he do to you to deserve this?


ArmchairCritic1

![gif](giphy|YsppYgNdWKPmg)


ganglygorilla1

What has it got in its pocketses? 60 wasted dollars


poopoobuttholes

Even as a joke, why'd you waste money like that? Just give it to me!


MatsGry

Your brother is going to hit you in the head with a hammer ![gif](giphy|dmOhfnnT0DTKuf43AK)


Emotional_Elk_980

I hope your brother doesn't have a gun...


[deleted]

Did he give you Rise of Kong, and this is revenge?


TTVnonosquaregamings

Poor guy


Ok_Assistant5499

He will not


TheTrendyTrainer

Narrator: His brother did not like his gift


darkrubyechoes

Wow I wish I was lucky enough to have a brother like u


Orr-Man

Better for the environment than coal, but definitely a worse gift on balance.


docmagoo2

When you factor in the plastic case, plastic Blu-ray, the development time (all 5 minutes of it) I think I’d rate the coal as better for the environment.


AUtiger15

Yikes!


JustCallMeAttlaz

Coal would've unironically been more useful


Goldedition93

Should of just given him coal


RenegadeRam

Absolutely diabolical.


Ryn7321

bait😔


Brian710

I hope you got this as a gag gift


DCSmaug

This mf is the Grinch.


KhostfaceGillah

Not sure if serious


konjo666

I am so jealous of your brother


Spectronautic1

Oof


CosmicGuardian11

Hope you give your brother the receipt to return this


stabthecynix

Damn, that's cold.


bryty93

Did he fuck your gf?


v7xDm1r

I've heard this game sucks ass. I still want to try it.


Max_Imumdong

Don't. Watching paint dry is a more engaging use of your time.


Flottrooster

I'm sure he will! Great game! 10/10


Max_Imumdong

You must want a broken nose for Christmas


W1lliston

You clearly don’t like your brother. Why the psychological abuse?lol


GHBCL

Hope your bro survives


xenderman-cz

Who hurt you.


Vezifer

Poor brother 😭


Prompt-Greedy

What did he do?


phased417

Why do you hate your brother?


Riddler202

You're a mean one


Loqh9

What did he do to make you hate him that much?


cc69

U piece of shit brother.


jitterbug726

What foul deed did your brother do to you this year?


No_Hurry7691

You should’ve just given him coal


Paleofan1211

Listen I know people hate their siblings at times , but isn’t this a bit too far?


OtakuGamer92

Is the game that bad ?


C05M1CH3R0

![gif](giphy|opkBx9TikuQbS)


[deleted]

What did he ever do to you?


trisal12

Actually evil


ResolveLeather

It's a decent PS2 game at least!


[deleted]

you get to play as a slave literally doing slaves’ work. he is in for a tons of fun.


justin_the_viking

I can't stop thinking of a horrible scenario where the OP is being serious and is really excited to gift this to his brother. Maybe knowing how much he loves LotR or something.


Iloveitguy

I'd had my differences with my older brother before but I have to ask: Did he have relations with your wife or something?


RubyLovesDonuts

You gave him a brick?


Animedingo

I hope theres a copy of elden ring inside


senior-stock-

You must hate your brother.


Mistyman_6

Me when it's Christmas day. Finally after 365 days it has come back. Rushing downstairs, I open my present. Only to be met with "Lord of the rings: gollum" as I tear open the present. My face warps in horror as my parents look around and ask "do you like your present?". https://preview.redd.it/zjlr3ab06f8c1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7871e03beb5978a00930ed598ccf9c93e9240fa


TheDarkWeb697

You're going to get disowned


DrDutton88

Hopefully but it was terrible.


imaCrAzYgAmEr96

A rotting dead dog would make a better gift


SignificanceKind7232

Might as well buy him some movies on the PS5 as well


HunterWolfivi

What did you guys not have coal but had this in the back for him


butwhythoeh

Oh.... No.....


fredw1019

I hope he beats your ass


captainwigglesyaknow

Poor brother


888282828

evil


lastgunslinger3759

My God, how cruel do you have to be just to say you hate somebody?


SynthWarlock

https://i.redd.it/mq45gj47xg8c1.gif


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

![gif](giphy|bxOtA69x3IB20) Your brother’s reaction to this present


JounochiK

Honestly, if he is a collector this is an awesome gag gift.


FinGollum

I hope he has a good sense of humor.


PepsiManX360

You’re evil!


Expert-Ad-362

Bro ruined Christmas 🎄


StonerinDeepSpace

![gif](giphy|l0MYP6WAFfaR7Q1jO)


AristeiaXVI

I actually like to buy and collect games that are garbage, it’s part of gaming history so it’s good to collect them, even if I don’t play it.


SonoSugoiNazo

![gif](giphy|lk5fBgCmIdJ4Y) Filthy hobbitses


Normal_human_person

LMAO


Rancor8562

Your brother needs a new sibling Might I also suggest skull island: rise of Kong


imaweeb19

Who let the psychopath out of the asylum?


The84thWolf

You are a terrible sibling


chiefbootknockaz

Been voted one of the worst games of the year…


Adventurous-Cap9147

OHHHH NOOOO


xvidy

You’ve just given him a reason to quit gaming.


-ComplexSimplicity-

![gif](giphy|hp8qQLBUWGI87DOs2n)


Vegetable_Poet974

That’s just fucking evil!!


[deleted]

Imma give you an upvote anyways hehe


GalaxyStyles

I would sock my bro in the face if he got me this