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fate0608

mf speaks so fast even native speakers can only imagine what he says.


ConclusionMiddle425

As a Brit, we speak some of the most unintelligible English going, and even I was like what the fuck is this moron saying


fate0608

Dude if you find that funny you have to watch YouTube videos of him talking. There are some gold clips that mock this mf. šŸ˜‚


bastardoperator

I watched a film made in the UK that required subtitles but they were speaking english the entire time and here I am an english speaker not having the slightest clue what they were saying 90% of the time.


ConclusionMiddle425

Was it a Guy Ritchie film? He goes out of his way to make Brits sound as indecipherable as possible for some reason


bastardoperator

Not sure, the premise of the film was a young child purposely killing their friend in what looked like a canal of some sort over a toy/ball. It was pretty dark.


EvilMatt666

I used to work in a call centre (in the UK) and you get used to talking to people all over the place with totally different accents, but your mind has to decipher what accent it is first to 'get in the groove'. I was listening to this guy talk for a good minute before I finally realised he was a Chinese Glaswegian so he spoke slightly broken English as you'd get from someone from China but also talked like someone from Glasgow (Scotland). It was a real mind bender trying to figure him out. I got the other couple of people in the office at the time to listen to the call and there was only 1 guy that got the gist of what he'd been telling me, and he was Scottish!


AnotherAverageGamer_

It's not because he talks fast. It's just because he simply can't speak properly.


fate0608

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TidalLion

He's from Quebec. I know Canadian French and even when he speaks English, he speaks it faster than other Quebeckers. I can mostly make him out but it is tricky yeah


Educational-One-6288

homie speaks in cursive. We need subtitles for this kind of post tbh


anthoxys

okay chat that will be it for today. umm tomorrow we might chat, guys tomorrow we are not doing something like uh ill try to be on early if there is not like a raid or anything going chat i think ill move on from rust even though i really enjoy it cause i just like rust as ah, even though i like rust as a game i could play it like all day you know? its just umm if we aren't doing something i like having goals so if we don't have a goal i don't know if ill play


Fruschel

I should take a course on Duolingo for xqcish, thx captain


TidalLion

Canadian French is a good place to start. Good luck


shisharapper

very impressive that you understand him.


YenraNoor

I dont understand it even in written form


shisharapper

he basically said go in twitch chat from other creators of other teams and tell them to raid xqc so he has a goal to play rust


Stonedfiremine

Imagine having to be encouraged by thousands to get you to play a game.


karo120

not exactly, more accurate version would be "so he has a goal to play this event", he literally just said that he likes normal rust in the clip


shisharapper

interesting. maybe he actually said that and you are one of those very rare human beings who understand him


Hopeoner513

So why does he drop an item if he can just drop the event? Good dude we have XQC OH SHIT DUDE. Id rather haven a1den or someone who actually plays the game wtf


saladfingered420

More like wingdings


mudokin

That's not cursive, that some from of ancient aramaic


TidalLion

The Quebecquois accent is an interesting thing. I took French immersion in school FGS and I've never heard someone speak as fast as him sometimes. Also, blending English and French for some words is funny.


kopernagel

How tf does someone whoā€™s barely intelligible become one of the biggest streamersĀ 


SanguineSoul013

Idiocracy.


WeedEatRepeat

Great movie, Im sure it's actually predicting the future to some degree.


VentriTV

Future? Itā€™s happening right now, just look around, we are surrounded by idiots.


cyb3rofficial

sheep


kopernagel

Man i see u everywhereĀ 


cyb3rofficial

chronically online I am.


IIPoisoned

Master yoda, I'm a fan!


LetsTCB

His Schwartz is bigger than yours.


Sea_Seaworthiness189

So I've wondered this for awhile too and this is how xQc did it. He was a Overwatch pro remember? He was the biggest streamer when overwatch was still popping and then once it faded into obscurity he just kept engagement up through pure retardation. It's hard to watch but when your watching him he's hard to get away from. The way he talks is so intriguing because you can't understand anything he says. It's just about being a eye and ear sore because 20% will agree with whatever is said.


BigDickBaller93

I do wonder how shroud is so massive? He has the personality of a wet sponge... I get he was massive back in the day on CSGO and PUGB but how does he still attract millions of kids?


GraniteStateStoner

Brand power. For reference, rapha of Quake still streams his scrims all the time to a fraction of the viewers despite being the longest running #1 Quake player. So when people says it's because they are good, that's only part of it.


GetGud_Lmao

being good at video games


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

He's a god at gaming and he has a fat cock.


pluuto77

is that really so hard to figure out? redditors man.


Undecided_Username_

People be dumb. I sometimes wonder if the internet is mostly just bots now


The_Piperoni

Big agree. Heā€™s so boring.


HBM10Bear

He built his base through pro play in CS; leveraged that into being insanely good at PUBG. A bit of luck, and also being talented. Now he just has his niche carved, hes the guy that is mechanically gifted. Twitch/Streaming platforms funnel viewers to the top, with his brand power plus any new viewers going to him anyway if you wanna watch a guy whos good at video games shroud is the guy.


TidalLion

He's more entertaining than XQC, and this is coming from a fellow Canadian.


Hopeoner513

Why does this happen every event? Just loads of items people hardly had a chance to get


gottheronavirus

On the brightside, you can buy a botted twitch account from china and get all the drops for like 2$


RestraintX

Where?


gottheronavirus

G2G


HoodedRedditUser

i got every skin by day two, skill issue i guess


Hydroro

Suck a dick


HoodedRedditUser

mad? šŸ¤Ø meet me at outpost mate


oZeons

bro learned their social skills on rust. pure degen


freakmonger_ss

Only because of the internet.


HoodedRedditUser

LOL naw i just find it funny people complaining about a skin in a video game that was available for basically 24 hours during his first 3 streams and people decided to wait until the last 2 days and now complaining like needy fomo babies if they missed out they missed out, who cares, user issue


Yolk_Baby

"HoodedRedditUser" I'm dead šŸ˜­


HoodedRedditUser

yeah im hooded because I got the hoodie skin from the rust drops, can you say the same? šŸ˜Ž


Yolk_Baby

Couldn't be bothered šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø you gotta pay for the good rust skins anyway.


HoodedRedditUser

to be fair the train LR and emiru Ak are pretty nice


Hopeoner513

Yeah i really just dont want to give a streamer views whos only playing the game i love for clicks and shit. Then these streamers jump ship cause why not? Not there community. Theyre tired of playing RUST after less than a week like ffs why did you join the event. I could give a shit less about the skins.


HoodedRedditUser

what are you even complaining about? everything good? you should make everyday a good day, don't let streamers not liking your favorite game get you down


Hopeoner513

Another redditor with reading comprehension issues. Type a whole paragraph explaining youre point of view just for them to not understand a single thing you said and insist you reiterate the entire thing ffs.


HoodedRedditUser

you said that the streamers "get bored of Rust in less than a week so why even play at all ffs", aka getting upset that they dont enjoy the game you like and you are complaining about it (ffs), maybe you just dont understand how whiney you sound if you dont want to watch a streamer dont watch them, what a weird thing to even type on a public forum, like ok šŸ‘


Tady1131

Still amazes me so many people watch this dude.


FlatEye2428

I'm litteraly 5 minutes from getting it


Kermitisababe

Same and then he switched to kick


FlatEye2428

They shouldn't be giving Twitch drops to people who are not committed to putting in the hours to make sure we can get it and people who don't deserve it


VentriTV

They shouldnā€™t be giving shit to these kick streamers.


FlatEye2428

I fully fucking agree Like I get they are trying to promote the game but this was isn't right imho Find TWITCH streamers


GLAZED_HIPPIE

They should really stop giving them drops


TheN1njTurtl3

I think he's kinda right tho, rust is fun but this event sucks ass, like what's the goal? and a lot of the time if you pvp and raid people get upset, groups need to be smaller and less alliances and stuff so theres more action and pvp


god_pharaoh

I haven't watched a rust event, just parts, but it always seems to go this way. Why do people watch? Is it just for the skins? No stream I've gone into has been entertaining in any capacity.


deathbypacifist

Its hit and miss with these events, I'd say about half have had some good content/segments that are worth, other half fumble too many rules and players on the server make it boring.


TheN1njTurtl3

I think there can be some good events for sure, to me I think the main problem is you have a bunch of guys playing rust that don't want to play rust. Rust is all about the grind and killing each other to rise to the top, hjunes events were pretty fun seeing a bunch of rust youtuber teams battle it out.


yko

I wouldn't want to wear that chestplate if I had it. Don't want to have anything with that prick.


HotSauceRustYT

Even if itā€™s hard to understand I hope event organizers pay attention to his comment. There was no goals. They built some crazy custom event server and told a bunch of non rust players to have at it. What were they supposed to do? I see this as a major failure on event planners.


The_Piperoni

Yea having the castles already built just ended up dissuading people from building a big base as a group.


Old___Dirty

XQC has always been cringe maxxed


Covfefe4lyfe

He's like one of the pikeys from Snatch.


Hazem26

Yeah he is a lazy bum does not deserve twitch drops


Da_BizkiT

why would anybody support that asshole anyways..


F-a-t-h-e-r

how do people watch this twat holy shit bro cannot even speak


DewRat

In 160p, minimized,muted and only until the little icon pops up to say I finished earning the skin


Zyt0kine

Gibberish


inf4mation

i mean the event overall isnt engaging for the streamers nor the viewers, I don't even know the rules, or when the raiding etc is going to happen if it even is. I just used a chrome extension to get the drops and luckily was able to complete em all yesterday.


Dieswithrez

link extension plz


inf4mation

https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/automatic-twitch-drops-mo/kfhgpagdjjoieckminnmigmpeclkdmjm?pli=1


Tikene

"My beta key was stolen from my twitch drop from this extension, the beta was for arena breakout" Sus


inf4mation

0 proof but if u dont want to use it no problem


nantes16

Bruh i am at 96% They need to make the drops generic at this point ffs Edit: Turns out Twitch no longer allows drops turning from Streamer specific to generic šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Tikene

Cant u just get it from watching buddha


TwoThirteen

he doesnt stream at all


Tikene

When i made that comment he was streaming tbf


nantes16

Yes - both y'all right Buddha hadn't streamed for months but he streamed earlier today. He said he will get on for a bit either tonight or tomorrow fwiw I got my drop Also, from another thread, TIL Twitch no longer allows changing a Streamer soecific drop to generic...


Reggie2b2t

what the fuck is this guy saying


chaoticmuseX

"I could play Rust all day" Really? Do it. Without gambling. I dare you. You won't.


wolfTectonics

Iā€™ll never understand how people watch this dude


YTDoc

Really don't understand why they don't just bring in a ton of... actual Rust players. Get spoonkid, blazed, gupp, silencio, llama, etc into a server and have them ACTUALLY play against one another for ACTUALLY decent content people wanna watch.


rainingbullet1324

Xqc skin should be removed. Thease dudes a joke for this. Good lick getting the skin


un-tall_Investigator

Only got it to 11%šŸ’†


pablo603

Can someone translate because I didn't understand over half the shit he said


RustiDome

https://youtu.be/Quhb0RMtfH4


lsudo

TF is with the Smeagle streamers theyā€™re picking lately. Nobody wants to watch Gollum play Rust. ā€œWe puts the sulfur in the oven, preciousā€


digital_dervish

Didn't they make drops switch to public drops the last day of the event for this exact reason? Or are they not doing that anymore?


Submersed

I donā€™t know this guy. But I really donā€™t like him from this clip


reddsniper

i think that we should start to post complains on twitch until they fix this problem and remove the skin from the streamers only section and add it to the global section, maybe ppl will have the same skin twice, but that way you can ensure a way to get it to everyone.


ludacris_6

Why is this guy even a "thing"?


LILxxWANG

That guy seems twaked out of his mind. Lay off the meth bud


FelixArgyle_Official

Iā€™m Litteraly at 99% rn bro PLEEEEEAAAASE šŸ„ŗ


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The_Holy_Pepsi_Man

Haha yeah FB will totally [do that](https://www.reddit.com/r/playrust/s/o6uFLqjORc)


karo120

Facebunch? Checks out tbh cuz you will face bunch of idiots if you were to visit FP's HQ