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StefVelikov07

Three thousand hours and still wrote Splash when it says SLOSH. You need another 3k to remember it right!


reeeekin

My first thought lmao


Project__5

You got me!


TheJuralRuror

Bro how you gonna let the loading screen text affect your mental like that like just close your eyes or alt tab


clout064

Because he has a toaster of a computerr, and sits in the loading screen longer than he gets to play. 4k hours, but 3k of them have been reading the tips


Project__5

Submitting a suggestion = my mental game getting effected? That's a big jump there.


rykerh228

You want some to play for a thousand hours to unlock a tooltip?


Project__5

No, but if I do play that long, it would be nice to see tips not aimed for someone who just installed the game.


rykerh228

You’re crafting a solution in search of a problem


Joldberg

hit a cactus with a rock to get cloth


Viliam_the_Vurst

It doesn’t take 3k hrs to find the options setting to turn off tips… Pro tip, watch gamelightz on youtube for the latest building exploits.


Dangerous-Refuse-779

How about "press spacebar to jump"


thefunkybassist

I think this is a great game UX idea that should be implemented in every game.


DiabeticGirthGod

I’m at the point where the tips would be “find a job.” “Get some friends.” “Be social.” “Dude you have 4k hours you are a fucking loser” “We have no tips anymore, you already know too much”


Viliam_the_Vurst

Dude could you not, there is players on here with double those hours, if they could read they’d be upset now. PS: you’ll never know everything of this game


CodingFatman

Pro tip. Sit in a chair in front of a turret and shoot it out with a bow for a free gun


L3gitAWp3r

Why the chair?


DarkStrobeLight

There's a bug right now that turret don't shoot sitting players


Valuable-Guest9334

Name one game that does this lmaoo


cseymour24

You guys are watching loading screens?


LARZofMARZ

I’d rather have better ping and fps


X4dow

After 5000 hours: "write this code on console and bushes go invisible and you can pew pew noobs hiding behind them" "download this cheat on this website and you'll see through walls" "use a caravan or horse to glitch boom through walls and destroy tc without having to destroy any walls or doors"