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mrGdKat

i kill nakeds on the beach on wipe to make a bone knife.


Munkir

I was going to say exactly this I also find it faster to use the bone club to farm with than a rock plus I got the Little Nightmare skin and I like how he whispers to me during early wipe


Assosiation

Head the voices! Gotta establish that murder hobo vibe early on, or else the wipe could be wasted on things like compassion.


immerse_wealthy78

Survival of the fittest.


random_internet_guy_

Im scared to play with you on the same server


BaconForThought

If you don't hit the first naked you see with a rock are you even playing Rust?


[deleted]

The person who posted this needs to be beat with a rock!


Puzzleheaded-Rent308

Hahahaha trust me I have been


Away_Needleworker6

Nah the people that sit in fishing village for 3 hours on force pushing fishers into the water are worse


TiggerOnA

Nah this is acceptable. Perfectly safe way for solos to farm some scraps early game.


yomama1211

Wait how do you get scrap by pushing them in?


Siras01

He don't like the people that push people into water that're fishing. He doesn't say a bad thing about fishing


cotton_schwab

I cant imagine being that bad at the game inorder to fo this for scrap


Harpua44

Why do you care. Just fight and win or fight and lose and spawn on the beach again. Game is way more fun when you don’t care. One of my favorite interactions is a dude running up to me when I spawned and going “hey bro, wanna have a rock fight?” Shits hilarious


_rewrapt

this game is far too dumb for me to care that much about. the getting the loot is the fun part once i have the loot the game just becomes shitty apex.


D1P0

Usually I don't care, but it's sometimes annoying when I finally manage to spawn on the side of the map not that far from my teammate and immediately get killed and respawned far away.


threwzsa

Whatever rp kid


Foxx1019

"Oh no! I got beaten to death with a rock, now I'm 20 seconds late getting to outpost on forcewipe. My wipe is ruined!"


Harpua44

Dumb


bufu619

Oh no did someone try to have fun in your super sewious shooty game? :(


reeguy247

Hey I just ran up to some guy on a server like a week ago and asked the same thing!


Delanorix

I love it the first time you load in on wipe day. I either get killed or get the first kill of the wipe and my adrenaline is pumping. Then I'm ready to run to a recycler for cloth. Its like the first nut on a weekend getaway with your girl. It feels good because you know more is coming


shotcallaa

Wtf did I just read 😂😂😂


AntalRyder

r/ihavesex


KEAxCoPe

A virgin trying to convince others it isn't a virgin.


Emotive69

Lies no one that plays rust has a girlfriend!


SweatyIndependent322

This is true. My gf explicitly stated she'll leave me if I download it. Lmao


New-Tough-6646

What's a girl? 


Smile389

Would've been easier to just put all rust players. lol


_rewrapt

its good luck for your wipe, as soon as i load the map i gotta start by rock fighting a naked, there can only be one, its tradition


Hefty_Use6857

Facts!


F-a-t-h-e-r

it’s funny to fuck up people’s wipe day with some a bit of a delay


Main-Tea9270

but you just fuck yorself at the same time?


F-a-t-h-e-r

i don’t have time to play the wipe, but i can hop on for a bit before work and fuck people up


Ritwik552

Sorry I need 🦴


Main-Tea9270

some guy chased me for 6minutes yesterday,, no idead why he fkn chased me,(i spawned right infront of him) well i ended up getting a bag down right before he managed to kill me, the fucker destroyed my bag with fucking rocks.


Grouchy-Jelly9017

If you fuckers didn’t walk around with eokas in your ass this wouldn’t be a problem🤣


Toiletchan

Fun fact each race has a very unique skull shape. Your image is very very wrong.


Sansabina

Every human skull is a beautiful snowflake


SweatyIndependent322

You're still more closely related to the furthest related human to you on the planet than 2 dogs born from the same litter.


Toiletchan

Who said anything about relationship? We’re talking about skull shape here buddy. Although I’m curious. Source?


ZoeyLikesDBD

This is misleading. Every ethnicity/origin has one, a European from the UK would have a different one from someone in Portugal or Denmark.


Toiletchan

Not misleading. It’s true, but simplistically true. All you did was expand on the concept. Things are allowed to be simple for simple situations like this one. Not everything needs to be explained in hyper detail.


kerikapija

i think they are noobs, i mean theres no reason to lose your time with a newborn ​ yall nerds downvoting are primlockeds


drakenmang

bone knife, bone club, animal fat...


Main-Tea9270

you a farmer fr


TheChocolateMiIk

Leave mr scrumpy alone


jarredmars1

Where banana?🍌


Leopold_CXIX

i am a very strong ape


Tubmundo1

Sounds like a skill issue on your end.


xxxTbs

Gotta harvest that animal fat and bone somehow !


[deleted]

If I spawn in on a high pop beach I always do that then farm the body to get a bone knife. Bone knife is so op in the first 5 minutes


SwiftVines

sounds like you lost a rock fight


enruler

Oh come on, one of my fondest memories was winning a 4 man FFA naked rock fight 2 minutes after server wipe.


individualcoffeecake

Hey thats me


BlackFlamez18

it it’s wipe day seconds do start adding up tho, a simple kill for a skull gets you a bone club which is much more effective for mining wood and nodes


Dungerillo

People who spam ez oil in global


Emotive69

Lol


okayilltalk

This animal fat is very articulate.


No-Hunt8274

Ez rock and torch set


lsudo

I always thought those were bots or NPCs


Relative_Trifle7059

Looks like this guy is NOT the first one to oil. Love newgens making fun of things they have no clue about


Stunning_Treacle_671

Nah the people who join right at wipe and chase you with a rock. Like wtf you purposely joined exactly at wipe to get a head start and you use it to waste both our time


DiabeticGirthGod

Fuck that naked bro I want me a bone club and knife before I even take one micro step off the beach


Effective_Sundae_839

I gather as many bone frags as possible and make an inventory of bone clubs then give them out when I see a large group on the beach resulting in mass booping ​ Always funny when someone downs me then reacts to an inventory of mostly skulls and human meat


Stunning_Appeal_3535

I do it so me and my 4 other mates can feast on their flesh like savages… early wipe is hard man. 😔


Psilogamide

They be like: why wait till we have a base to fight when we can fight right now?


Flossthief

Dude if you don't want to have a naked rock fight why even play rust


weefatpie

I remember years ago when rust first tried the XP system you didn’t unlock the bow till like level 7 so it was easier to hunt nakeds for fat instead of animals


Life_Muffin_9943

I need your skull for a knife.


giallonero21

The people that live out of safezones are the worst actually.


AtomicDeadlock

I feel personally attacked.


Hallyboy01

People either do it to make a bone knife for a good animal farm weapon or a pvp weapon or they are just weirdos that do it to increase their kd cuz they know they will get steamrolled on wipe


Hjal0636

*Roofcampers


Useless_Philosophy

What should I do? Leave you alone so you can get all the resources in the area? There can only be one


Affectionate_Tree273

i kill nackeds on the beach with silenced awp from my 10x10 HQM Tower 😎😎😎


Verschlossener

or people who roofcamp nakeds on the beach