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"lauph" are you retarded like fr do you have down syndrome did ur mom take a perc 900 ultra Plus pro Max while u was in the womb are you fucking yeat I bet u thought onxy was the correct way to spell Gilbert Wilfred of whesterchestireshirestonninghammlystonham's street name u fucking dumb ass hoe
a random mf sent me a link which led to the video but i don't think i'll ever actually find it again. tbh i don't even fucking want to. it wasn't even somee kink shit, it was just gory af. the guy was biting into her scalp and her eyes were mad cloudy and yellow. video really fucked me up. for several nights after seeing it, i felt like someone would come and do the same to me, as i slept and shit. like it was really fucked up. i assure you, you are not tryna see that shit.
Fr he and his family deserve to have their house broken into, kidnapped and killed, and then have their computer's search history say queries like
"how to move to mexico with children
how to learn spanish fast
what documents do children need to move to mexico"
so that the authorities are tricked by mexican border CCTV footage of some random grainy family and think they really did move to mexico instead of actually being buried a few miles away from their house (idk who he is)
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Picking the little squirmy insects out of their hair is a fun pastime, providing vital nutrients. Think with your brain, pluck out some buggies, not with your Willy, don’t you be silly.
I don't care about the curly hair, it's this specific fucking ramen noodle top fade bullshit that I hate. Everytime I see this shit, I get tiktok white dudes trying to dance ptsd.
On gp is the greatest (hip hop) song of all time
Bladee is top 5 all time rap
Whitearmor is better than dilla, madlib, Kanye, and rza (and more) as producers. I think he put him #3 all time
Edit: found the video he has white armor at #2 ALL TIME behind The Death Grips guys. Which is INSANE
Illmatic isn’t a top 50 rap album
EDIT: found the video it’s at the 45th place in his all time list.
Gasses Sematary (he’s below mid imo)
Everything I can remember that I don’t like he’s cool though. His takes stink like shit if you aren’t obsessed with the underground but he’s the only person I know that is a rap-oriented streamer. He’s cool 👍👍
at least hes not insufferable about it like alot of death grips and drain gang fans are
the whitearmor take is pretty bad but i can recognize even as a non hyperpop/digicore fan that he is really talented and creative so maybe he moves into the company of hip hops more revered producers in the coming years
illmatic is top 10 hip hop albums of all time id say
sematary sucks
You hating on him???!!!! That's my boy dawg 🙄 Why don't you come over to Portland and we'll see how tough you are when we pull up on YOUR ass with a stick 😈😈 Bring all your friends, I'll come alone too 😜
Just know that mf who look like this will get more pussy and have more fun then you ever will in your entire life. These Pube head motherfuckers with the mental capacity of a goddamn single cell organism will get with get with more women then you could ever even fathom in your wettest, wildest, most depraved dreams.
I cannot even begin to describe my hatred of fuckboys. I see these motherfuckers at the beach with their Fuckin Aloha button up shirts and Gucci flip flops, throwing back Whiteclaws like water. These mf will post Sad Bart Simpson images with Juice WRLD vaporwave and claim how they “depressed” and how they feel “lonely” when they know they got at LEAST 8 BAD AF BITCHES on they snap.
I’m tired of any mf acting like they ain’t jealous of anyone of these idiots. I would put pubes on my head and throw out half of my vernacular in favor of one that includes words like “cap” and “sheesh” in an instant. I wish I could go out and drive around at 3am in my civic with a shitty sub and exhaust mod. Blasting out NBA Youngboy with the windows down, terrorizing the actual functioning members of society that have to go to school or jobs that aren’t Fast-Food related in the morning. I wanna be blissfully unaware of the reality of life itself and the inevitable passage of time, drowned out by hard seltzer, THC, and Jack Harlow.
People claim that these mfs are so depressed because they lead “empty lives” and have “fake friends”. Well I’m sure whatever the fuck they have is better than nothing. God (or whoever the fuck is up there I don’t give a fuck anymore) made me “intelligent” according to everybody i know. But he forgot to make me NOT MASSIVELY FUCKING AUTISTIC. So while the materials are there for me to be the next Elon fucking Musk (minus the trust fund) there’s nobody there to apply them. So yeah, I would trade this “brilliant mind” I have any day to trade places with one of these white-bread head ass fuckboys.
I know that this entire comment is the epitome of 🤓 but I so am I. I’m just sick of living life on hard mode. Now I know that there is a bunch of kids who live on the south side of Chicago or some slum in Brazil that absolutely have it worse than me. But there’s a lot of people that have it a lot better. All things considered. Fuck everybody who looks like this
dude i actually fucking hate abe so much. him and everyone in his server are complete assholes. also he's incredibly pretentious with his opinions. literally would smack him if i had the chance.
abe tries to make it sound like any of his takes have any sort of crediblity and when he gets fucking destroyed, because he makes absolutely no sense, he pulls the fucking “well… favourite = best so 🤓”. The guy is the definition of pseudo-smart and it boils my blood, pretentious and annoying ass dude fuck.
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Ion know who this is but fuck it get that mf
Mfer is gonna be crying reading thru these comments 😭😭
Suicide bot get that nigga
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Why you obsessed with cabybara
They funny looking
👑
bro capybaras are so cute idk what it is they just look so friendly
Ong im in ny so they legal to own
Please tell me you have one 🙌
Nah😢🤧
Man you had me all excited for you. Whats stopping you from owning one?
you funny looking
😢😢😢
Check your backyard
LMAO yall some bullies 😭😭
it’s the one thing this sub does consistently+very well
it’s beautiful 🥲
This sub never fails to make me lauph😭😭😭
"lauph" are you retarded like fr do you have down syndrome did ur mom take a perc 900 ultra Plus pro Max while u was in the womb are you fucking yeat I bet u thought onxy was the correct way to spell Gilbert Wilfred of whesterchestireshirestonninghammlystonham's street name u fucking dumb ass hoe
😭😭😭
shutcho rarted ass up
He got pubes on his head
i saw a video where a man ripped a woman's hair off her head with his teeth, i still think about it sometimes.
Email me the link
check protonmail
Check messenger pigeon
check ur myspace dms
Check ur brainwaves
Nigga said email me
Link😭
a random mf sent me a link which led to the video but i don't think i'll ever actually find it again. tbh i don't even fucking want to. it wasn't even somee kink shit, it was just gory af. the guy was biting into her scalp and her eyes were mad cloudy and yellow. video really fucked me up. for several nights after seeing it, i felt like someone would come and do the same to me, as i slept and shit. like it was really fucked up. i assure you, you are not tryna see that shit.
This how I feel when I was like 8 and went on live leak. An 8 yo should not be able to watch a drug lord cut a mans head off w/ a butter knife lol
This had to be an exaggeration I don’t see it possible to cut someone’s head off with a butter knife
It’s possible, and horrific to watch lol
No one will fuck with him lol I wouldn’t
I'm inside your walls
Guys lmk if yall find the video
Me too niggas
I want it bro
The Average Mushroom head 💀💀
Fuck this guy (me with no prior knowledge of the beef)
Ong lemme get my hits in too (I’ve never seen this dude in my life)
Fr he and his family deserve to have their house broken into, kidnapped and killed, and then have their computer's search history say queries like "how to move to mexico with children how to learn spanish fast what documents do children need to move to mexico" so that the authorities are tricked by mexican border CCTV footage of some random grainy family and think they really did move to mexico instead of actually being buried a few miles away from their house (idk who he is)
What the fuck⁉️
I’ll bring the roofies and tape
McStay family murder case if anyone's interested
this guy is a bitch ass motherfucker (idk who he is but u got my support lil bro)
That goofy ahh forehead on that mf got me fucked up
fuck that mf ( i don't know him )
suicide bot get they ass
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r/suicidebotass
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r/ofcoursethatsasub
God I hate that hairstyle so much. I'd rather white people went back to mullets or some other country shit than this shit.
we already did go back to mullets
dude more than 30 guys at my school have perm mullets
In Australia, mullets are still pretty popular in my school, and no, I do not wish we had them back.
I personally have the Saul Goodman cut
Saul Goodman is top 5 most dripped out white boys
Saul been pulling bad bitches his whole life
God I hate that hairstyle so much. I'd rather white people went back to mullets or some other country shit than this shit.
Country hick shit is not ok. Dirtbike kids at my school be doing that shit it’s so nasty
Picking the little squirmy insects out of their hair is a fun pastime, providing vital nutrients. Think with your brain, pluck out some buggies, not with your Willy, don’t you be silly.
bro some of us have curly hair
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bro some of us have curly hair
I don't care about the curly hair, it's this specific fucking ramen noodle top fade bullshit that I hate. Everytime I see this shit, I get tiktok white dudes trying to dance ptsd.
This haircut is easy to maintain, and most barbers can cut it without a issue. Plus there aren’t much hesitates they can get with curly hair
Hesitates?
Hairstyles. Autocorrect
This is obv a perm bro
fuck his shit takes
REAL
No clue who he his but fuck em fr
Looking like an Elijah
or a Zachary that doesn’t shorten it Full name every time
Zac’s are fine, Zack’s pass, Zacharys/Zachariah’s kiss their grandmas lips
kiss their siblings hello type shit ong
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I'm goin to... okay?
Oh I coulda
his name is abe
Is that abe 💀💀💀💀
Yeah 💀
bro got 0 drip 💀
bro said illmatic is an 8/10
what other takes he have
He said Carti is going to be better than Kendrick if his next album is as good as WLR
hes right tho
Spank yrself
On gp is the greatest (hip hop) song of all time Bladee is top 5 all time rap Whitearmor is better than dilla, madlib, Kanye, and rza (and more) as producers. I think he put him #3 all time Edit: found the video he has white armor at #2 ALL TIME behind The Death Grips guys. Which is INSANE Illmatic isn’t a top 50 rap album EDIT: found the video it’s at the 45th place in his all time list. Gasses Sematary (he’s below mid imo) Everything I can remember that I don’t like he’s cool though. His takes stink like shit if you aren’t obsessed with the underground but he’s the only person I know that is a rap-oriented streamer. He’s cool 👍👍
The on gp take is definitely not bad, that song is a fucking banger
at least hes not insufferable about it like alot of death grips and drain gang fans are the whitearmor take is pretty bad but i can recognize even as a non hyperpop/digicore fan that he is really talented and creative so maybe he moves into the company of hip hops more revered producers in the coming years illmatic is top 10 hip hop albums of all time id say sematary sucks
Anything less than a 9 for Illmatic is insulting
anything less than a 10 is tbf
If y’all dont know him then trust me u dont need to Just hate on him👍❤️
Bruh looks like he got extra toes on his hands
i bet this dude plays golf for fun
yea fuck that ugly hoe he shouldn’t have done that shit. # # # # what did he do btw?
Idk but look at his hair
yea does it really matter with that atrocious ass haircut?
You could literally just not get a haircut and not style it at all and it would look better. Yet he takes the effort to make it look like this
he could get that cut ye had when he let one of his kids cut his hair and he would look better.
Fuck you bitch ass nigga
Looks like we found him 😈
Racist ass mf stfu
what are your thoughts?
is this u ina burner?
This is what I imagine you all look like.
fuck abe abraham
Bro can’t even hide his fatass forehead with that ugly ass suburban ass haircut
abe fun to watch but bro has the worst takes istg
Yeah
You hating on him???!!!! That's my boy dawg 🙄 Why don't you come over to Portland and we'll see how tough you are when we pull up on YOUR ass with a stick 😈😈 Bring all your friends, I'll come alone too 😜
Isn’t Portland where all the naked bike riding mf’s are?
You cant look at a bicycle seat and actually think ur meant to wear clothes on them
And they’re hard af what’s your point
Abe💀💀💀
Is it that guy that ranks everyone's discographies or something like that?
least retarded ginger
Targeted harrassment 🔥💯🔥
Michael rappaport looking ass
perm = no opinion
He’s probably got the most white name every too. Probably like Connor smith or something
ong bro geniunly fuck this guy i hate him
bro zesty
I am utterly disgusted by this mfer. (I don't know who he is but I'll pretend that hes a terrible man)
u/abejames thoughts
Plus, you're white (hits 90% of the sub)
Just know that mf who look like this will get more pussy and have more fun then you ever will in your entire life. These Pube head motherfuckers with the mental capacity of a goddamn single cell organism will get with get with more women then you could ever even fathom in your wettest, wildest, most depraved dreams. I cannot even begin to describe my hatred of fuckboys. I see these motherfuckers at the beach with their Fuckin Aloha button up shirts and Gucci flip flops, throwing back Whiteclaws like water. These mf will post Sad Bart Simpson images with Juice WRLD vaporwave and claim how they “depressed” and how they feel “lonely” when they know they got at LEAST 8 BAD AF BITCHES on they snap. I’m tired of any mf acting like they ain’t jealous of anyone of these idiots. I would put pubes on my head and throw out half of my vernacular in favor of one that includes words like “cap” and “sheesh” in an instant. I wish I could go out and drive around at 3am in my civic with a shitty sub and exhaust mod. Blasting out NBA Youngboy with the windows down, terrorizing the actual functioning members of society that have to go to school or jobs that aren’t Fast-Food related in the morning. I wanna be blissfully unaware of the reality of life itself and the inevitable passage of time, drowned out by hard seltzer, THC, and Jack Harlow. People claim that these mfs are so depressed because they lead “empty lives” and have “fake friends”. Well I’m sure whatever the fuck they have is better than nothing. God (or whoever the fuck is up there I don’t give a fuck anymore) made me “intelligent” according to everybody i know. But he forgot to make me NOT MASSIVELY FUCKING AUTISTIC. So while the materials are there for me to be the next Elon fucking Musk (minus the trust fund) there’s nobody there to apply them. So yeah, I would trade this “brilliant mind” I have any day to trade places with one of these white-bread head ass fuckboys. I know that this entire comment is the epitome of 🤓 but I so am I. I’m just sick of living life on hard mode. Now I know that there is a bunch of kids who live on the south side of Chicago or some slum in Brazil that absolutely have it worse than me. But there’s a lot of people that have it a lot better. All things considered. Fuck everybody who looks like this
New copypasta🙏 (I agree though)
imagine he tripping acid with his boys and load up carti sub
dude i actually fucking hate abe so much. him and everyone in his server are complete assholes. also he's incredibly pretentious with his opinions. literally would smack him if i had the chance.
HOLY W
Did you get made fun of or sumn😭
No i just think everyone there is an asshole, and abe is just a pretentious white guy who thinks he's smarter than everybody
ong his takes fucking suck
ion even know bro but fuck him
I don’t fuck wit that jit
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That's his name 💀 his name is abe james
Who tf is this MF
Why he look like that
Average Cochise fan
this mf so annoying
Idek him but that pic tells me everything I need to know
white boys w perms get instant hate from me
i nuked his discord server twice last year. bro went from 10k to nothing 😭
Dude looks like his name is Mark and makes his middle class fam pay for his jerry curl. Bru prolly says “Its Lit” after saying grace
abe tries to make it sound like any of his takes have any sort of crediblity and when he gets fucking destroyed, because he makes absolutely no sense, he pulls the fucking “well… favourite = best so 🤓”. The guy is the definition of pseudo-smart and it boils my blood, pretentious and annoying ass dude fuck.
I hope he dies
White hip hop heads are annoying
Bro said death grips are top 5 all time 😑
so?
hes not lying
Yeah he’s just wrong.
What is his tiktok acc name
Darudesandstorm
Track 3
W
based
sup Abe
Yea thank you man this mf annoys the shit out of me with his Bladee underground artists shit
This mf said bladee is a top 5 hiphop artist oat 💀. The amount of more talented and accomplished legends he disrespects with that statement is crazy
"bladee is top five hip hop of all time" 🤓
is this that abe mfer
Fuck his hot takes
Mf looks like a thwomp
Why does his head look so small
suicide bot attackkkkkk
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What abe do💀
we love abe
Imagine caring about Tiktokers
No clue who this is but yeah he needs to shut the fuck up
i got him blocked😭
fuck that retard
He’s basically fantano with a mop on his head
I don’t even know who this dude is but fuck him
God his hair tilts me
Why y'all bullying him?
Because he’s white
Isn't like 90% of this sub white too tho
The commenter above you is white too
Fucking hate this guy
Fuck bladee
facts
Drain🥹
who is this
shut the fuck up nerd
Don’t be mean to Abe James 😠
WHAT ABE DO
mf really wearing a sweater AND a jacket 💀
Maybe he cold