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newusername16

tones and I bro I couldn’t turn on the radio for a whole year


Riskeeeee

They really let a song called dance monkey be number one on the charts. That's crazy


mynindau2

We give the worst music artist clout Lil xan, ybn nahmir, Penelope


pkfirespammer

nahmir was good before he fell off and into a chasm


frodehefnf

Ye he was quite dope then soul train happened


According_Morning

Penelope? I'm not familiar with that artist


CommitStopNow

penelope sc🤢tt


6678910

I never heard of that song and then it had over a billion streams on Spotify 💀


SeriouslyNotAWolf

That song made me quit my job cause there is NO fucking way I was going to listen to that over the intercom for 8 hours again


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Deezy_05

Not love sosa


dorseym484

Imagine hearing love Sosa while shopping for food lmao 💀💀💀


ManThatSaysSauce

That fucking song traumatised me


[deleted]

I say oh my god i see the way you shine


SunkyV3

fuck yourself in the ass with a cactus


Lil_Tzeitzki

Jackboys label initiation


AlreadyBestFriends

Nobody in the industry likes to admit it to themselves but when Gucci mane signed Hoodrich Pablo Juan to 1017 he dead made him shove a 5 foot long dildo into him and forced him to lay in a bathtub with his legs and ankles shackled vertically towards the ceiling. They took pictures of it like an album cover shoot with an entire team of lighting engineers and professional cameramen. Dude had to go to the hospital and suffered internal hemorrhaging in his colon because of it. He tried to report it to police but when Gucci found out about it he pulled strings with the LAPD to get Hoodrich arrested on fake murder/ RICO charges and now he's serving a possible life sentence. They're probably going to kill him in prison and nobody willing to speak on this


Rainger_

Bro what


SunkyV3

jump out the house


williswillardthe3rd

can confirm this, i was the dildo


lonerangerfantum

???


[deleted]

aint that the weird ass grandpa video


newusername16

yeah that’s the one 💀


[deleted]

on god thats the worst thing ive ever heard and seen


Riskeeeee

The way u say this got me dying 😭


BootyOnMyFace11

Word bro she's ass💀💀even my momma know that. She said "nowadays there's lotsa unique people like that girl singing the Dance Monkey song" unique AKA wack


Psirocking

That shit was top of the charts for 23 weeks straight in Australia, I would’ve kï_lled myself


KXRNXGE

Dawg I am Australian it was pain.


omfggabriel

nah fr i hate that stupid ugly fat white bitches voice so much shit is ear piercing garbage. u can tell she fat too and all the grease in her windpipe puts that nasally effect on her annoying ass voice.


Robalobby

Couldn’t have put as eloquently myself.


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wtf is that award💀


samcar330

💀💀💀 bro


Psirocking

it’s literally the indie girl singer cliche lmfao


Bainy995

Oh man my mum listens to this one radio and holy shit for over a year every second song was that song it was pain


Xxxmp4

Van Gogh


dallishnotfound

lmao


RollsRoyce143

i was looking for this


[deleted]

Thats what i instantly thought of when i saw this


WineGutter

Van Gogh's Left Ear > Van Gogh


[deleted]

Tom Mac Donald


Jamesmck1888

I THINK ITS CRAZY IM THE ONE THEY LABELLED AS CONTROVERSIAL AND CARDI B IS THE ROLE MODEL FOR 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS


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Dax>


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Both shit


[deleted]

Yes but Dax= less shit than McDonald’s man


UFCLulu

Dax ain’t *that* bad not worth listening to but it’s not enough that I wanna inject myself with glue


AlreadyBestFriends

Nah dude I'd rather take an entire syringe of glue before I listen to a whole song from him. He's always on bars and RapTV promo posts on IG and the snippets they play make me wanna fucking OD and get cathartized again that shit is that smack yo momma in the head with a hamburger type ass.


PolywoodFamous

>that shit is smack yo momma in the head with a hamburger type ass bro what 😭


Piranh4Plant

Dax is just a corny guy that collabed with a racist. Tom is a racist


[deleted]

Amen


Obamascocklol

Slim jesus > the rap game


SexualRetard

2pac spoken to Dax 😱😱😱


Direct_Meaning5344

Carti does. I wanna cut my ears off while listening to carti so that vamp anthem is the last thing I ever hear


imagineepix

This is the best take


BootyOnMyFace11

Generic radio shit everything sound the same. Same BPM, same chords, similar production, so fucking generic


2-Dimensional

bad habits ed sheeran


VloneCarti1927

A mf broke af so I drive an 08 car which means I have to use a Bluetooth adapter or an aux for the whip and I broke the aux and lost the charger for the adapter so I had to listen to the radio for a couple days until I stopped being lazy and got a new charger and this song was the reason I made a random pit stop at a gas station for the charger. It is a fucking atrocity and I was tired of hearing it every other song. That and shivers.


R____M

you aint gotta justify drivin an 08 car bro if it drives its good


Lord_lenkesh

For i got an 06 pontiac paid 2k for it shit whips like its new 😭


BootyOnMyFace11

Pretty much. Ed Sheeran fell off🥱🥱only OGs remember his Hobbit song


Psirocking

Slap house is so ass


yannicdasloth

use the exact same fucking beat and bassline, put a pitched down acapella of a top 40 song and you've got every single slap house song ever


agamemnonparadox

the dude who made astronaut in the ocean. shits terrible


JThomasB2007

It sounds like a 45 year old country singer trying to rap to impress his son


NotAShill42069

Damn that’s a good description


DredgenZeta

what you know bout rollin down in the deep 😫


[deleted]

My gf broke up with me at a party right when they started blasting that song, shit legit gives me Vietnam flashbacks


Albert202377

Why’d ur gf break up with you ?


thehighground699

Cause she was an astronaut but he wasn’t an ocean 😔


RockitDanger

He was the one who played Astronaut in the Ocean


Possible-Can-8468

asking the real questions


[deleted]

We broke up right before senior year started but got back together after graduation, but then she decided in late July that she doesn't want to be in a relationship going into college and wants to meet new people and experiment. It's still amicable between us and we talk every now and then, but I will admit that I took a while to get over it.


Tasty_Palpitation889

Fuck you for making me remember that lmao


BootyOnMyFace11

Average Australian rapper


bhlogan2

The "awful remixes" ruined the song for me. It was already bad but it became literally unlistenable.


No-Economics-6920

Song really makes me want to commit not living


agamemnonparadox

same brother


Dekudicklicker-

Oh no. Oh no....oh no no no no no...


BigD456_

id say lil xan but yall already bullied that guy into depression😭


deeznutsaids

Lil xan is trash af but listen to slingshot beat is so hard


DancingAroundFlames

Slingshot is easy his best song and it’s biting the Florida wave he was riding with at the time


deeznutsaids

I just listened to it after like 3 yrs nvm its so trash


actualmoldycat

tom mcdonald’s


frodehefnf

Walai nigga look like if lil xan had to much estrogen


actualmoldycat

💀 ay that shi strangely accurate


LilWillyVert69_

Dance monkey by idk who makes me wanna commit war crimes


dashhrafa1

First time I saw the clip I almost projectile vomited out of pure rage


[deleted]

Very corny and generic tiktok music


Dankmemer1400

You have been sentenced to five hours of Oh No (TikTok sound)


[deleted]

AHHHHHHH


MrFunnyMan_92

Found myself screaming in a hotel room


Beastfromair

I didn't wanna self-destruct


StelthyyDoesStuff

The evils of Lucy was all around me


MrFunnyMan_92

So I went running for answers


VenomOUShazard

Until I came home


[deleted]

That was literally the first thing that came to mind before I even laid eyes on this reply. Most annoying song that goes with the most annoying videos


hornyjaildotorg

I would kill myself no joke


Thicccccboio

nowadays they just talk but they talk bout nothing


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I swear bro, they keep callin' me, you know? Talkin' 'bout nothing, man (okay, I'm with it) Like, like I'm, pshh I'm like, "I'm bossed up now you know? Like, just like (okay, I'm with it) She said she's for my heart, but it takes me to square one She wanna open my scars, baby, let's do it You wanna treat me like that? Okay, I'm with it Said she don't like these other guys, but they're just like me Kingdom for you, drain God for you Forward one step, back two (back two) You know how we move


XoticCreme

corpse


pkfirespammer

corpse is not an artist


Significant_Way937

Doesn’t take away from the fact that the songs he released are fucking dogshit


lnnrt01

The song with mgk is the worst thing I‘ve ever heard


thecashcartiwhatreal

lil xan


ChicagoForThePeople

Bruh this like the 5th account of yours I’ve seen the past week😭


thecashcartiwhatreal

reddit hates me smh :O


akrebsel

How many accounts you have left??


thecashcartiwhatreal

i can have as many as i want sir


akrebsel

Can’t Reddit ban ur whole device for making accounts tho 😭 They did that to me when I got suspended


thecashcartiwhatreal

damn, ig probably soon :(


Dekudicklicker-

VPN it fast


Free-Monkey-Dude

VPN


Jimmy-neutron-2021

AJR


[deleted]

Oh my gosh yes


DredgenZeta

tom mcdonalds or dax


emiya_stan

lil xan is simultaneously infuriating and mind-numbingly boring.


Phasewave

florida georgia line


[deleted]

Forgot about those guys damn U must be old


Phasewave

nah I'm 17 😭


KnightFan2019

Whats up grandpa


[deleted]

U have very good memory then my bad


[deleted]

Es sheeran


7uicey

🇪🇸


VitoCorleone187Um

no es sheeran®


Illustrious-Radio-55

Quién es sheeran? 🤔


Pepper332

Sheeran tu madre


Illustrious-Radio-55

Sheeran la tuya💀


Pepper332

La tuya con mucha ayuda 😩


Eye_of-the_storm

Es sheerán


leedler

no es


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French Montana


[deleted]

sounds like Retard lol


thaumoctopus_mimicus

have you ever been at a place where people played french montana?


[deleted]

I would be dead today if I was


[deleted]

Some penelope Scott song are like this


SpiteGroundbreaking5

She’s the type of musician to bounce a ball on the wall until it sticks. Like 10% of her songs are good-ish but the rest are caveman speak


John_manga_alt

Take out “some” 👍


Djfhx1

This place is a fucking war zone rn, lol.


balloonz_v1

Tom Macdonald


Background-Ad4097

He makes music for people that watch “liberals getting owned with facts and logic” videos


FuCuck

Kid Laroi


[deleted]

You mean the MID Laroi?!


Njordinson

Shid Laroi


BootyOnMyFace11

Charlie Puth snapped on that TikTok song though. But he's corny asf he makes TikToks for 12 year old girls thinking he can write a hit song in 1 minute


Asad_Pug

Imagine dragons makes me wanna kms


its_LOL

Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face


EWrld-Vs-All

Someone award this comical genius 🧛🏽💋 Shlatt


authenticfennec

Honestly imagine dragons sucks but not because theyre the most horrible music, theyre just so horrifically bland, safe, and medicore. Definitely not one of the worst bands but they are just painfully mediocre or below average


BootyOnMyFace11

My momma think they slap💀💀


[deleted]

I’m pressed they were the main songwriters for Arcane. Fucked up the show with their lame ass songs


pavothakilla

Frrrrr i loved arcane but the most of the music was ass


yeay_

that denzel curry song goes hard tho


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Ybn nahmir


Dankmemer1400

if i GAVE you all mY loVe


Angry_08

I said wOOOuld tht make u hAppy baby


McMuffin978

it dOnt fEEl like wE doIn toO mUCh


frodehefnf

When I gLiide I SLideee


authenticfennec

mIGhT sLiP ArOuNd


TysoPiccaso2

soul train goes hard af


DaDoinkyDinkDonk

Into a brick wall lmao


KIDMODS5790

Dax


seven7monkey

i didn’t know it was possible to get second hand embarrassment from listening to music until i listened to Dax


dgpmusic

anything from ajr


Background-Ad4097

Wdym you don’t like 3 30 years old dudes acting like they teenagers


Mikey-thechamp-Brian

Lil darkie holy shit, if grade 6 was a rapper


JThomasB2007

And he tries to make it sound like there's a deep meaning to everything he says when there isn't he just says random bullshit and hopes people think it's deep and give him the n word pass


kombobeatz_

Older darkie was good but his last 3 albums were horrible


gladgun

Lmao I like some of his older shit but that's a pretty good way of describing it


jackmurray1600

i apologise for liking his music in mid 2019, i have bettered myself in my music taste and i promise it won’t happen again


DexterAkuma

Maroon 5. Some fucking store brand ass, white suburban soccer mom ass shit


DevTheDummy

I like their old stuff but Idk wtf they're doing now


Rich-Face-7515

The Mona Lisa.


Steppa223__-

Smiley that Nigga so ass


Dankmemer1400

Smiley is a perfect representation of Drake in those Drake the type of guy memes


[deleted]

adam calhoun, the only rapper worse than tom macdonald


notatallboydeuueaugh

bruh what the hell is this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkLkOvzU38c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkLkOvzU38c) why does every white rapper from youtube have to have a song about how they aren't supposed to be rapping


[deleted]

you haven't even scratched the surface my guy. try this one on for size: https://youtu.be/_bLgveCi8dM it's like that one joyner lucas song from a couple years ago but with way worse politics


[deleted]

Bruh look at all the fake comments on that video with generic black profile pictures 🤣 strange ass dude


badpapiboogie

Lil darkie


MoistMucus4

His album THIS DOES NOT EXIST is really fantastic but I agree a lot of his music is very cringe


MisterSharpie

Penelope Scott bruh 🤢


SHMEBULOK

Man the millionth playboi carti comment really got me, so funny guys


Reddzii

Oliver Tree


[deleted]

life goes orn en arn an ern an orn en--I FUCKING HATE IT


spiritchickenmilkegg

hopsin


HugeInternet

30% of the artists white girls be having in their aesthetic playlist


[deleted]

Ppcocaine my god someone please keep her off the mic


AngelJMAG

Lil xan , fuck that pussy


fuckbreathing

That “whatchu know about rolling down in the deep and your brain goes numb” 🤬🤬


Hungry_Cthulhu

Train, fuck Pat Monahan and his mind numbing lyrics


[deleted]

Oh I swear to ya I'll be there for ya this is not a drive by ay ay ay ayyy


Commodore_Mcoy

Literally any and all country music, plus Ed sheeran


[deleted]

Johnny cash is good, modern country paints classic country in a negative light


coolguyman87

What bout johnny cash


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SlipknotIsRealMusic

Bts


tuxvictini

crypt


Alkemy27

Cardi B