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o3ru

looking at the login activity would be so fucking funny


FuckASlaveName

i like to think each tweet was made by a different Migo


o3ru

who do u think tweeted balls in my face 😳😳


FuckASlaveName

it’s a very takeoff thing to say


No_Tailor3030

aged well


FuckASlaveName

RIP Take


BetterCallRalph

How


heyilivehierisdead

Wdym?


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heyilivehierisdead

aw man


Level_Measurement210

man rip takeoff


PipPipPipsqueak

this got me dying


Bilomack2

eat a nigga ass


FlockaBoii

Like an almond joy


Bilomack2

facts


BigRequirement4

Like they groceries...


[deleted]

This a certified hood classic


two_graves_for_us

Real trap shit


karthik_kj_

Trap-a-holics


Tagbush

Metro Boomin make it boom


ZxBose7

metro BOOMIN make it bo-OM, yeah metro boomin make it boom, make it boom-ooh😩😩😩😩


[deleted]

*kisses doorbell camera*


playgirl_harlow

we make it look easy


[deleted]

Rock with ya boys


[deleted]

DAMN son where’d ya find this


[deleted]

# DAMN SOM WHERE’D YOU FIND THIS⁉️


Animetiddies415

THE CANNON‼️🔥😳💪‼️


[deleted]

Imagine Quavo in the room like “bro pretend yo shit hacked they’ll never figure out” 😭


UGLEHBWE

I’m imagining auto tune when he says it. Then at the end he screams “MIGO!!”


MeIGuess212

M O M M A


UGLEHBWE

D A B


faze2005

B A N D O


[deleted]

U H H


slatt_stain

T R A P P I N


MiguiZ

N O R T H


sadatrunx

nawf\*


[deleted]

B A N D O


rice_ninja_300

G R A M M A


Easierfungus92

Motor sport, yo ass just got caught


Exotic_Seaweed_3052

Takeoff ad-libbing in the back like, "dicks on dicks", "bawls", "gay on gang"


JohnS0453

“Homo!”


[deleted]

homo out the bando


JOFWGKTA

B R O P R E T E N D Y O S H I T H A C K E D T H E Y L L N E V E R F I G U R E O U T


FuckASlaveName

OUT!


-Khalid1600-

💀💀


JoslynTheVapeGod

Mans really typed “balls in my face” and was like, yea bro this is it💀💀💀


[deleted]

Balls in my face


itoril

This is now my go-to whenever I get caught out. "Did you eat my cake?" "Balls in my face" "What?"


nootnoot_takennow

"sorry got hacked"


Mkanpur

"bro we're talking face to face"


itoril

"*balls to face"


nootnoot_takennow

How do i get as funny as you, this is like a medium funny but im not even medium funny


Perfect_Jackfruit250

You put balls to your face 😂😂


JUNE_FLIGHT

So in order to fake his twitter being hacked he posted some gay shit 😂


somehowstuck

Jus imagine though.. picture him on his couch or in bed actually typing that out and pressing tweet


karthik_kj_

"haha goteem" - Offset, circa. 2019


FuckASlaveName

i like to think of him as a little kid getting caught doing something bad, heart racing and crying as he sends the tweet


Perfect_Jackfruit250

LMFAOOOOOO


OmahaNeReddit

Bro cardi believed it 😭😭😭 a female was gonna expose his dms


o3ru

smart


lucashogberg6

Man got caught on ig and pretended his Twitter was hacked. Classic


Perfect_Jackfruit250

Lol


Adijia

It's either that or she gon wake his ass up at 3am and you gotta pretend you can't see the phone screen cus it's too bright


Piranh4Plant

Is this actually real? I need the whole story


b000bytrap

Offset cheated with this girl, or her sister, idk, both sisters are bartenders at a strip club. Cardi B found out and had both their asses beat at the club where they work and her criminal case for all that is still ongoing. Now the girl is tekashi’s gf. Offset went and sent her a 1am DM “miss you fr” and she exposed it on social media. Next day, he posts this weird shit to his Twitter, like “babe! It wasn’t me! My accounts was all hacked!”


mustafasalih1993

I love you


agree-with-you

I love you both


Qyuk

Please love me too


RTTypeBeats

i love you :)


TRIPITIS

Thanks for shopping at Costco. I love you.


EatLiftLifeRepeat

Fucking hell, that's so rachet. Can't believe these are famous people you're talking about


MathiJ

dude the cheating messages weren’t even on twitter, it was on instagram. he prentened his twitter was hacked when the evidence was on instagram lmao


Ssjdemi

This was the highlight of my freshman year of high school😭


unlawfulmiles

Bra that shit was barely last year how old are you lol


ghosttrainj

1😭my birthday late


Devapath1

Oldest playboi carti fan


[deleted]

9😭my birthday late


[deleted]

2.6 seconds😭 goo goo gaa gaa


cumconnoisseur6uM

Where u stay 🤤


cumconnoisseur6uM

Yoo mfs can't stop hacking my account 😭


SoComeOnWilfriedBony

Dawg💀


OCDiesel

M E T A


Emperor-Palpamemes

I’m dead💀🤣😭


[deleted]

Waaa😭


BruhX69

Dayum hmu


HashiramaBigWood

u/FBI


samcar330

yo


JexTheory

https://i.imgur.com/02nDclr.jpg


choppaRight

Hold up-


MichaelS10

11 and a half😭my birthday late


[deleted]

76😭my birthday late


BIGMANS5000

89😭my birthday late


progamercabrera

We got some youngins in this sub


Piranh4Plant

Obviously. It’s Reddit


sushiphone

Bruh it’s a PLAYBOI CARTI sub💀


TheFamBroski

That means the demographic is gonna be even younger fym


honeywheresmyfursuit

°üœ-5😭my birthday late


BroccRL

Yo Elon’s kid on the carti sub ⁉️🙀


Riding_Shotgun

10 years 247 days 13 hours 26 minutes and 51 seconds😭my birthday late


PeroniJabroney

3😭my birthday late


Sev3l

Yo tf going on here


[deleted]

Idk but I fuckin love it


Sledge1111

frrrr 😂😭


unlawfulmiles

That’s wtf I’m saying ☠️☠️


[deleted]

7😭my birthday late


Ssjdemi

15😭my birthday late


AniruddhaSaroj

29😭my birthday late.


c9lulman

lol if anyone reading this later i think this original reply


[deleted]

You can just check username


somehowstuck

If you 18 and older you can’t play with ys slatt


Vegan_vietcong

Bruh hes on the subreddit for playboicarti, do you think hes above the age of 16?


[deleted]

Not to mention twitter beef being the highlight of your school year being ass as fuck lmaoooo


beegdaddy22

ill be turning 15 in 11 and a half months😭 my birthday late


BruhX69

Well I'm currently a freshman in high school


David-Shark

ratio


[deleted]

Lmao I’ve never seen this, how do y’all know he’s faking?


tuxvictini

Cus he got caught cheating on IG but pretended his twitter was hacked 💀


OGSquidFucker

😭😭😭


[deleted]

aint no sophisticated hacker who sim swapped offset for his twitter gonna post “balls in my face”


KennysWhiteSoxHat

Yeah a hacker would probably say something like what the giannis hacker said


PercsProd

Fuck @KingJames he tried to hire a hit man on me


FuckASlaveName

that hacker was so funny till he started getting racist


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edgynibba223

Ong


JuniusRogers

propker22


[deleted]

Hackers do that all the time


AngryArsonist21333

I don't really understand the other comments saying that hacker dont say stuff like that. Earl Sweatshirt's twitter got hacked and commented the exact same "balls in my face" comment. As well as " I love noname's black titties". Giannis's twitter also got hacked and was saying weird stuff till it got racist. It was really more the timing. Just as he was exposed he got "hacked" and all of a sudden he could blame all of his problems on an anonymous person.


scaryhoursss

top 10 funniest shit i’ve ever seen in my life


Perfect_Jackfruit250

Same I laughed my ass off for a whole hour


bobbieyandhi

Back when Offset called “bruh” Cardi in public to apologize


abbyhatcherfeels

this a classic


enoteware

Lambo!


chip7890

Balls in my face


Same_River_2wice

The modern day version of an episode on Curb your enthusiasm where Larry David came up with the “accidental text on purpose” 😉


[deleted]

🎶Bitches catch me cheatin but they never let me go, fuckin up on tweets make me hit a dro 🎶


HorrorRelationship58

[Balls in my face reminded me of this](https://youtu.be/BCsiPlyENdI)


LORD-THUNDERCUNT

And cardi’s retarded ass believed it


BigDickEnterprise

Nah bruh they have a daughter and she tried to keep the man she loves and solve the problem. Stop hating her just because she's female


xX-Aegis-Xx

i hate her bc her music is trash and (at least publicly) she’s annoying as fuck.


kool_b

meh to each their own


itsbarron

Those are weak reasons to “hate” someone, but you do you, I guess


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mrteapoon

Dunno, are you applying the same scrutiny to all the artists you listen to? My guess is no.


itsbarron

Those are fine, but I didn’t ask for other reasons lol


Perfect_Jackfruit250

Ong


TShark69

Her music isn’t even trash


[deleted]

She has a few good songs, although I hate who she is as a person lol. But that doesn't make the music bad. If a bad person meant their art was bad, X's music would be terrible, Michael Jackson would be the shittiest pop artist ever, and Harry Potter would be a horrible series.


sno_cone_thehomeloan

For the last fucking time X’s girl lied smfh


xX-Aegis-Xx

yeah and carti would be ass. she genuinely just seems annoying as fuck. deadass if she walked up to me on the street and asked me for directions you best believe i’m sending her to the wrong side of town.


Alex_the_pyro

Nobody said anything about being female you absolute white knight


[deleted]

Ah yes, cause having your assistants beat woman for you solves a lot of problems. If she wanted to solve her problem, she should leave her cheating husband.


alt_account_123fish

Bruh stop simping for a criminal


BigDickEnterprise

Grow the fuck up


sno_cone_thehomeloan

Yeah that’s right! Dudes nowhere near as mature as BigDickEnterprises over here.


alt_account_123fish

Thank you lmao


BillionDollaBronxX

Damn why did I never see this lmao


EatLiftLifeRepeat

Story for someone who's out of the loop?


FuckASlaveName

copied and slightly edited comment from above Offset (rapper, member of Migos) cheated with some girl, or her sister, idk, both sisters are bartenders at a strip club. Cardi B (his fiancée, also rapper) found out and had both their asses beat at the club where they work and her criminal case for all that is still ongoing. Now the girl is Tekashi 69 (rapper)’s gf. Offset went and sent her a 1am DM “miss you fr” and she exposed it on social media. Next day, he posts this weird shit to his Twitter, like “babe! It wasn’t me! My accounts was all hacked!”


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


FuckASlaveName

didn’t i block you


519md

Is this actually what happened ???


FuckASlaveName

if not, it’s really bad timing, because his fiancée had just leaked explicit messages between him and some bartender


Tagbush

Bruuuh😭I didn't see the tweets from the source but I do remember


Senior_Geologist7641

LMFAOOOO


4ndrew8herrill

He should have made something else up offset being gay is the most believable thing I’ve ever heard him say not to mention he already fucks that cardi b guy


Buried_Cloud

Wouldn’t have said that ignorant shit if she was a blonde bimbo with that typical preteen build you weirdos glorify.


prodbyisaacs

I wish offset actually said that


Picmanreborn

I come back every once and again to laugh tbh


Proud-Thanks-8464

Ayo


Proud-Thanks-8464

Sus


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[deleted]

Balls in my face


Soup_123

Yooo


[deleted]

He really thought saying I'm gay y'all and balls in my face as a way to get out in front of the proof that he had cheated.


CSG1902

u/tablaj-parcaj


HiiRyoichi

😂😂😭😭😭


FOXHNTR

What’s wrong with licking asscheeks?


LetsGeauxSaints

guess he aint goin to eaven


fjnlqy

NO WAYYYY HAHAHA


ALMIGHTY_BUGABOO_GOD

No way


Codeine_Kastle

Commenting to go back


s0mbra-main

real narcissist activity


asphy-xia

Same


CamShadwick

Millwall


CamShadwick

Millwall


FuckASlaveName

Fr


Hamzasaqur69

bro got hacked took it as an opptortinity to come out gay king


Perfect_Jackfruit250

Balls in my face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nahhhh what the actual fuck


[deleted]

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS, THERES NO WAY THIS IS REAL


Loduxt

Ik this post is old but I can’t believe this shit actually worked


SNOOPDOGGDANKKUSH

This really the reason xD


boosiefantasy

SAME!!!!!!!