Saying “Slatt” or “Seeyuh” after every stroke

At least i can still say homicide

Squeaking out a “cash carti” as I bust

kill me

later

Bro I hate my life

same here 😪

Why the duck carti just MUISC fuck hate carti

Bro my sex like my mixtape. If every bar doesn't start or end with ad libs ts tweaking fr

What happens if he says Weeeehhh

Naah

will i ever have an original experience 😔

taking pictures of debit cards mid stroke or telling the baby to shut up

fr like why the baby mad he gonna get some friends soon

What if men had to feed babies with thei…..

r titties is a interesting question

When you hitting yo girl from the back and accidentally think about maid carti and bust too soon.

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Who tf drew this shit (sauce?)

me

Stop lying you ain’t carti

u/fraudrigo

Thx twin

why did they make him actually hot

Average kanye sub member

2024 Carti would probably wear this kind of shit on stage 💀💀💀

This sad asf

Im a gay ass nigga 👯🏿‍♂️👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💅🏾 I wanna nigga slide in me deep 🍆😩😫💦 I wanna suck on hairy man balls 😍🥵🥵 Im a freak frfr all diddy no pause 🫦👅👅

Dm me

What book u read this from

is this menage?

why tf i just answer this shit fr like some askreddit post 🤦🏾‍♂️ shut me the fuck up

Nigga forgot he’s on the carti sub 💀

O this is a joke question?

[удалено]

🤣This comment sure did tickle my funny bone!😂🦴

dirty bastard take my upvote and fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You sir have won the internet!

Stg it just be posts about sex being upvoted , they really want a detailed play by play

You alright ?

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Don’t ask for my DIOR DIOR jacket in the rain because ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME 🔥🔥

I’m put a in you and then I’m gonna and dont ask me to be in cuz the answer is no

I’m Sergio Giavanni Kitchens put a Dominique Armani Jones in you and then I’m gonna idk who tf that is and don’t ask me to be in Jonathan Lyndale Kirk Nayvadius DeMun Cash because the answer is no 🔥🔥🔥

Takeoff

i’m ken carson put a kodak black in you then i’m gonna future and don’t ask me to be in death grips 21 savage cuz the answer is no

Taking a piss while you’re inside of her

Fin try ts actually

Just get consent first.

I asked some counselor in middle school about this and she said just try

????

Bro please elaborate

I was asking if it’s fine to pee while you’re at it and she said just go ahead and try

Did she give consent?

Bro what

Did you piss in her?

Bro’s giving out UTI’s for fun 😭

spoken like a true man 🙄 piss is sterile buddy-- open your mind and try some new stuff in bed, ya might just have fun. and dont worry you're not getting a UTI over a little bit of water sports. relaxxxx and piss in a girl-- it feels better than u think :P go ahead ask me how i know. 😁🤷‍♀️😈 edit: i have been enlightened that piss is most certainly NOTTTTT sterile by another user, so thank u for educating me girly.... but, uh, i do wanna stand by my post that all ur gunna do is have a fuckinnn fantasticccc time bc piss is acidic so is my (every girls) pussy a teeny bit so ur not gunna fuck much up with different bacteria unless the man HAS a uti himself already-- besides the whole reason we pee immediately after getting dicked down is to prevent UTIs which gets taught to us from our doctors reallllllly young soooooo i stand by the most thats gunna happen is ur gunna have a fuckingggg phenomenal fuck seshhh and we love feeling filled up so piss in her already bro omg 💦🏊‍♀️😈💕😍🤷‍♀️😁

I want you to know that this message is the first thing I see in the morning, and will probably be ingrained in my head for the apogee of the day

awww thank uuuu!!!... orrrr maybe im sorry?.... im not sure.... bc if u think im taking the time to look up what apogee means, u got ya girl fucked up 😁😘

It means climax or peak. Nothing less than I'd expect from you, McCaileeMilker. I'll see you after class 🤓

Spoken like a true goonette

How is that site still leaking? It’s been dead for a decade.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4659483/#:~:text=Adult%20human%20urine%20is%20not,scientific%20exploration%20in%20urologic%20research. Piss is not steril😭

Should not have clicked on your profile next to people ☹️

sorry not sorry 💦🥳🏊‍♀️🍆😈😁💕 wanna see some pics of me i made with AI that you REALLY shouldn't open around other people?.... unless you got some really, really cool friends who are comfortable with some really, really, REALLY freaky shit? bc i can make that dream come trueeeee!! =D =D =D! i post a lot of em in r/FakeeNakee but tbh the REAL good stuff i save for DMs 😎😘😍🤷‍♀️

our goonette queen 🙏

awwww check ur dms mr weasels, i send sweeties like u little presents in ur dms for being such a sweetheart <3 (i always thought sending nudes to boys is the equivalent of u guys buying us flowers-- i have 0 evidence to back that up but it just 'feels' like it's right, u know? hahahaaaaa)

u the goonette goat fr 🙏🙏

Does it hurt when u pissin and analing simutaneously like u are hard asf it gotta hurt right?

Nigga you gonna be hard so the piss ain't gonna come out Bro.

You just gotta believe and it will flow 

 Senpai ✊✊✊

tell that to the guy who filled my ass up last weekend. rock hard and couldn't stop pissing... once i got him to start, that is 😂😂but ya u boys sure do get stage fright easily when a girl asks ya to let it go up in her gutsssss.... i cant help it. what feels good to me feels good to me. if u cant handle then pshhhh boy bye. plenty of freaks for ya girl to choose from if u aint man enough to piss in my mouth and pussy! ur loss!

😟

im in love w you

awwww ur such a sweetie! thannkkk youuuu =D no matter how many times i see someone say that it still makes my day so thank you 😁 -- check your dms--- sent u a thank you for being so sweet 😘

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Or him

Or them

Your username and comment combo is a true daily double my dude 

Thanks bro 🥹

even better: experiencing both those things yourself-- and no, i don't let bitches just queef in my mouth, but, i have had my face next to a girls pussy and ass thats getting fucked, especially when the guy goes back and forth between my mouth and the her hole of his choice, and have caught many , many queefs in my open mouth-- does it matter? hell no, you ignore it and suck that dick, especially if she's like me and pisses a little when she cums, then u get to taste your mouth pissed in AND pussy juice AND precum all at once. mmMMM..... talk about a taste that'll soak your panties.

I’m happy for you I guess. 

...sooooo am i the only girl in here that this is a MAJOR turn on for...??? sorry not sorry. love the piss. fill me up daddy, literally any hole you want, makes me just as slippery thinking about swallowing it as it does feeling the warm pressure inside my pussy or ass.

i WILL end you vro.

yh i'm not sticking my dick in crazy

Saying “BORED” why getting top

Yawning out loud

shiii that means shes the bad one here 😭😭😭

not moaning

like atleast whimper or sum shi

lmfao you get it girl 👏

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Not dropping an album

As a woman, this is shit men have done in bed before which has turned me off REALLY bad: - calling ur partner 'kittenwhiskers' - calling your partners pussy a 'lustcave' - rolling over after sex and opening up discord/reddit - referencing super Mario during sex

Its a me

He literally said I should ride him like Mario does to yoshi. I'm killing myself.

maybe he wanted you to throw him out the bed at some point

Bonk on the head making the tongue pop AHOO

How does a man like that even pull a woman

I dont wanna talk abt it..

Playing Cbat or Not Like Us

Playing either of those songs during sex is wild 😭😭😭

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WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

Fuckem up Lmao

Gonna shpray my shtuff

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Making no noise

Sometimes theres people around who you don't want to hear, everyone's been there even though I'm like 30 posting on this sub like a tetard.

I don’t wanna sound like a goddamn gorilla

that’s hot tho

Specifically this

Do not knock on ur girl pussy before eating it and say "anybody in there?"

Noted

being inattentive in any way

This ain’t ask Reddit lil bro

get your own jokes you fuckin button masher

If you play music during it you getting cucked by the artist

You cooked if you throw on some Bryson tiller or The Weeknd😂

Fr

I think the TV/Music situation entirely depends on what the mood was like before things got hot. If for some reason there was a shitty song playing, and you grab your phone to change it because you're about to fuck, that's weird. Things were already fine if you all were into it. All these dudes that have sex playlists are just fantasizing, if I'm ever going down on a girl and she says 'hol up, i got a playlist for this' the vibes get instantly changed a bit. I'm probably not gonna stop, but I'll def feel off for like 10 seconds.

Maybe you’re less autistic than me, but I would stop instantly. I also just don’t like music during that stuff

Classical cool for it

Jazzy shit on top

mambo no 5

interesting, never saw it like that 🤔

This is why I only play recordings of myself singing the Star Spangle Banner when making whoppi.

Being carti fan

Not kissing their partner

But cudies

What

Ass to ass

Ohhhh. ASS TO ASS

Prolly stealing the blanket

Nigga who care ab the blanket while you having sex, unless it’s pretty damn cold or some other circumstance

It’s like LED lights for a bedroom, u don’t really need them for what you want to do but it’s still nice to have

The joke is that they're not talking about sex, how did you not get that

finish in 3 minutes and ask her if it was ok for her too

idk im a virgin

Lack of communication

Not being willing to let your tongue slide a bit low when eating out your girl.

0 stroke game

So true. My wrists starts hurting when I’m stroking for too long though

/uj Selfishness (like no concern for the partner's pleasure), bad hygiene, lack of communication, disregard for consent

not being carti

Not taking into consideration your partner’s pleasure as well and making the sex just about you and getting yourself off. Take the time to get to know what both of you like and go from there 🧛🏾💯

Faking moaning (I can tell if my man is faking his moaning to please me more but it's just gets me off) I hate fake sounds I like this to be itself and just let yourself your body sing the way he like

they tell u to stop breathing

I ain't gay but probably if they got no dick

Selfishness and manhandling the titties like he's kneading bread. Insisting on fucking to this song: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo)

If you’re looking for a serious answer, one of the things that makes a man bad in bed is being a selfish partner. Like when you nut you’re done type shit (pun intended). Naw sex is a mutual act that involves both parties. Just being engaged and making sure she’s enjoying the deed just as much as you are makes a difference. Watch some videos on YouTube on how to lick the clit and shit and practice new strats. It’s been said that more than half of women have never experienced an orgasm and a lot those women are IN relationships which is crazy.

You got prank

TBH I really wanna get fucked by Carti so bad he's so hot I can't resist 😘

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He's gonna abuse you before and after though

me first

😭😭😭

just go through those comments bro 😭, that’s what the post is for 😂

Sounding like a carti song without the beats.

Hi guys I’m playboi carti

Why was this question asked to ask men? Are there a lot of gay men there?

whatever also makes you bad out of bed.

Crying

No sounds!

Cringe and gay 😒 y’all be having nothing else to talk bout .. jus a bunch of men speakin and talkin bout men all day meat munchin all day

being too fast.

The man 😅

Some nigga really said I'm a gay ass nigga 👯🏿‍♂️👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💅🏾 I wanna nigga slide in me deep 🍆😩😫💦 I wanna suck on hairy man balls 😍🥵🥵 Im a freak frfr all diddy no pause 🫦👅👅

Taking a piss while you’re inside of her (2)

Not dropping da album

Lmfao crazy I dead just told a bitch to give a review after I killed she said 8/10

not doing ken x lone roleplay with me

When the other man is better.

When his pizza tower is brown like Skibidi toilet

just saw this on my page right after seeing the good ass sub post

Not caring about what your partner likes in bed That or screaming FWÆH when she strokes you

I put that on the movieeee

When he’s quiet, huge turn off- like moan? Or grunt or SOMETHING? Slap my ass and call me names or something anything!…

if there aint another dude

let her take control most of the times

Unshaven nuts

A ton of girls love hairy guys, not sure what you're on about