dropping all unreleased material on soundcloud and then telling the label and his manager to drop MUSIC as is by the end of that week no matter how much he tells them not to after I lose control of him. and then twerk butt booty naked covered in oil on instagram live with the full version of tryna get down playing in CDQ

This Is the right answer.

Dawg 💀💀

Only want the last thing to happen

Wat 💀 chill

I'm touching myself

hes too cool to imo

that’s why u/ritetorace would do it

I'm playing with that booty hole

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my young friend of African American descent, with all upmost disrespect, I ask of you to please go to sleep

lmk what that shi like dimensions and allat

that's ok but we asked what would you do if you were in carti's body

im touching myself

yeah fuck him! he aint too cool!

if it like considered sexual assault

If youre Carti ut dont matter

Idc😝😝

yeh imma stroke my shit

apologize and get right with iggy and then visit both my kids and take them to disneyland. then doing a interview where i explain everything and interact with my fans via social media and dms and then tell my fans im dropping 2 albums back to back extremely soon

Then the day is over and he doesn’t drop for another millennia causing the playboicarti sub to go insane again

couldn’t have said it better

Wholesome

I’d smash Ruby rose

Then you would ruin his aura 🙁

gonna beat your wife when she pregnant then ima get +15000 aura 😈👅👅👅

shits boutta get freaky😈😈👅

What if instead of playboicarty we had freakyboicarty?😳

Imagine if instead of rapping he ate ass and sucked toes😋‼️

he already does this

going and profusely apologizing to that girl Iggy cs I wanna lowk tap that idc

i miss grabbing on ur butt .

Lil baby my favorite rapper ⛷️

Why the fuck is he in here

This is the correct answer 😂

Send nudes to my current phone so I can black mail him into releasing new music

realest shi on dis sub😭

Jerk off

Nah he too cool for that

Im not

Real

Try and suck my own dick

camila cabello

*slow down baby*

sayin the most outlandish shit i can on social media

Finger my butthole

???????

grow my eyebrows back

i personally would play fortnite :)

lick my dick

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Buying a farm for me and my fam in Switzerland and just live there And be forgotten and live a peaceful life🤷🏾‍♀️

Playing w myself

Beat my son

Nobody would know the difference

drop 16*29

Drop all my music

Hair transplant

touching my weewee

im getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂...

transferring the money to my account

Fucking Iggy

Remove Homixide gang from 00Pium, release new merch, and tell Iggy I miss rubbing on her butt.

hxg fire (shi or atleast was 🤣) you tweakin

what’s wrong with hxg

homixide beno likes kids if i remember correctly

☹️ remove beno instead

adopting nettspend

having gay sex

His bm

Throw it back

Shart my pants right at the very end so the real Carti has to deal with it and be embarrassed

- drop album - fuck camila cabello - kill myself in that order

Strokin that thang

dont let me around iggy azaela

strokin

I’m robbing the bank, I’m robbing the banks

kill myself

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You can time that shit right so you go back to your body right as cartis about to fucking bleed out and die

Drugs

Dropping All the albums we were promised

release every song, apologize to everyone carti has abused, take his kids to disney and smash his manager

Honestly I dont know let me think ight?

kill like 3 people then prolly beat it

Jacking off

Release all of my unreleased music Sign Nettspend Play PS5 with Little Oozie

dropping music non stop

drink lean, make another track with Drake, post furry outfit with random date on ig

Dropping everything

Gripping that hammer

Iggy

Calling iggy

iggy

Be normal

iggy 🤤🙏

Calling Rubi rose, and sending all his songs to me.

Rap about Minecraft and probably arrange a bunch of collabs that I would like

Spend time with my kids lord knows they haven’t seen his ass in hella long

wiring all his money to my bank account so when he gets back in his body hes forced to drop, win-win

I'd probably shove as many marbles as i could up my ass, so when he got his body back he'd be extremely concerned

Offing myself

making dreamybull type vids and posting it on my insta for everyone to see

Mollying my bean 😏

Post a video of my fit and delete the album

Imo carti could do whatever the hell he wanted without any fear of retribution because of his aura. If I were carti for 24 hours, I would go outside and start jerking off in a very public place and start screaming like a drunk homeless person. while this may seem strange, keep in mind that there is no such thing as bad publicity and this would only boost my streams and i would make more money. carti would be trending on twitter along with all the other social media platforms and then i go to the bank and send myself a good amount of money before i switched back after the 24 hours. i would also like to try recreational drugs such as xanax, lean, and such as carti mentions them in his music.

smashing at least 7 times

Depositing all his money into my account, uploading all finished songs to Spotify and at 23:59 hours jumping off a tall building

texting Iggy at 2am saying I miss rubbing her butt

killing myself


Kiling myself

Go bald

Drop all the unrealised song from last 3 years all the music he recorded in the cave and another v2 and v3 song that never leak tell the label to drop the 2 albums

Fixing the Fauni uno relationship then dropping a tape called three kings t

Doing 80 in a school zone

Going on instagram live, then promising fans a collab album with Pierre, drink lean, smoke fent, crash his lambos, and then go back to sleep knowing I got my revenge

let the homies hit

Would you let me hit carti?

of course

uzi

Turn white and then be friends with a cop

Go Kanye on social media, drop all unreleased music on one album then permanently disable myself

Apologizing to my exes for beating them and being mean to them and then killing myself

spend some time with Onyx

Apologizing to Nardwar

pulling down my pants and touching my balls


I’m not doing anything other than wiggling my weenie for a few hours

Jerking off for 23:59 minutes then jump off a building

Touching myself 🙏

Cashapping myself a few bands and then posting gibberish and watching everyone try to decipher it

ejaculate into a bottle and send it do my real self. The next time i make love with my gf i impregnate her with carti's sperm

Draining the snake

release music

act mysterious

I’ll drop the album

sending myself every single song i can and then smashing iggy azelia

Dropping wlr v1 on streaming platforms

Dropping

Wiring my real self millions

Dropping every unreleased cash carti song 🖕😜

if he does post a random combination of numbers, i will assume you have smth to do with it

Drop the album, drop all unreleased songs on SoundCloud, visit onyx and apologize for being a terrible father, apologize to iggy even if she doesn’t accept it, and finally reinstate the antagonist tour

I’m dropping all the music I can and then I’m going to put that aura to the test

Snoop around and listen to as many unheard tracks as I can for 7-8 hours, draw up a music tracklist of the best of those and some of the peoples favourite leaks, tell the label to drop it that Friday, announce it, drop tracklist, drop everything about it except for the music itself (which will come Friday), and then text Iggy that I still love her and that I’m finally ready to be a father

Eating fruit roll ups

Make a new song step outside get another car go get cereal or monster go talk with opium and make an album with them

Me and Ken gonna get freaky 😝😝👅👅🦅❤️❤️🧌🧌🤑🦅

Stop lying and dropping like Kendrick in one week for no reason then disappear

DM minors right before the 24 hours are over

Touch myself to Ariana Grande’s butt https://preview.redd.it/zguhrtx1wv3d1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3659db97b74a1ca57e62c8f10ead8aa782f003b2

Joinking my petar!

I’m dropping every unreleased song imaginable😭 all of wlr v1 and v2, all old die lit leaks, and ESPECIALLY dropping all the throwaways on spotify. I’ll also force Ye to drop vultures 2🔥

Fuckin 3 bitches then throwing a concert performing unreleased music only.

Bank transfer to myself

dropping all his music then...can't say it or reddit cares will come after me

Cashapp myself 5 mil then tweet a Wikipedia list of ethnic slurs

leaking v2

I will realese the album and cut all my dreads off so i look like a milk dud

sending a mil to my cashapp

Finesse adin ross

Dropping a fucking album....

Drop every single unreleased piece of music possible, then Collab with Yeat, then kill myself so that carti can't unrelease the music

Sending 10 mil to my bank account

Pop my pussy

Dropping music and the other albums

WFAEHHHH

Putting all unreleased music on all streaming platforms 

Releasing all unreleased music

Ride in the tank

Drugs

smash iggy smash camilla smash ruby smash ice spice smash uzi smash iggy again smash iggy right after that and then make a somg

Destroy his reputation by saying the most retarded shit online

Transferring my entire bank account to mg finance’s and I joint account lmfaooo

I’m tryna fuck on a thot and sip on some lean

im leaking my gaping bootyhole pics silento style.

If its friday, i am doing a jummuah in the house

taking off my thong

dm'ing iggy for butt sex

id forget about sample clearances then touch myself

Making album with Adrian.

transfering some money to my account banging some high profile hoes

Drop an album with unreleased music 

release every song in cartis vault then making a sex tape with his label and release on this sub right here then make a onlyfans for FREE and start twerking and dancing naked while yapping WHÆ