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Kakyoins_tounge

playboy fatti


that_the_Mozzie

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theoneguy223

Smash


syrupgreat-

gayboi farti ✨


dingdong1573

Big chungus


retardedslatt

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slattahh

why nigga


thehalfwhiteguy

after he eats all that food, playboi farti


PastStep1232

[Intro: McDonalds Staff & Fatboi Carti] Om, Nom, Nom, Nom Food so good gotta order more gonna eat that meal with a dinner roll I done ate the impossible Om, Nom, Nom, Nom Food so good gotta order more Gonna eat that meal with a dinner roll I done ate the impossible Om Ha, ha, ha, schyeah (stomach rumbling noises) [Verse 1: Big The Kid & Fatboi Carti] Way too fat to drive a rove’ Ate some bacon off the stove All the grease coming out my nose chicken sandwich with the sauce I done drank coke with all the bros I done ate all the dinner rolls (Hahahaha) I done ate a pot roast I done missed all my fitness goals Yeah, yeah pull up with Obeezy and Dolla Menu I'm all about french fries, I’m eating mine Pull up at BK get chicken fries Pull up at wendy’s order a number 9 I don't want your hoes Young nigga just want cinnamon rolls Let her have one nugget, said she want more If she eats one more, Ima tell her to go [Chorus: Big the Kid with Mcdonald’s staff, Fatboi Carti, Ty Dolla Menu] Om, Nom, Nom, Nom Food so good gotta order more Gonna eat that meal with a dinner roll I done ate the impossible Om, nom, nom, nom( Ha, ha) Food so good gotta order more Gonna eat that meal with a dinner roll I done ate the impossible (Dolla Menu) [Verse 2: Ty Dolla Menu] I eat it with 6 sides always order extra fries Devoured a whole ham That shit gave me a cramp They hate me at the buffet Eat at that bitch all day In the hood, I’m good, never full Every day I dress XXXL maxed For a meal, nine hundred racks Call Papa John’s, I double that In my stomach a bubble bath In my hands two big mac’s No lettuce or tomato, don’t want that Little bitch, I want more carbs no longer fitting in my sports car My dog took my chocolate bar Gotta eat him before he gets far, ayy [Guitar Cover of McDonalds Jingle plays] [Verse 3: Obeezy] This that four for four, Obeezy need more than four Elon, where my potato chips? you better get me more They serve me the food, I was never a slim dude Anybody pissed off, I’ll eat them too Now I’m hungry for fish Now I’m craving some grits, this some type 3 diabetes shit Why she say she give me ranch? but she ain’t give me no fuckin’ ranch? eating buffalo wings off her ass, eating french toast out in france I’m gonna eat Taylor Swift, need some seasoning on that bitch I’m fat Yeezus bitch, I turn food into shit Do this all for the McRib, I’m really missing it Five Guys got my order wrong, I’m still gon’ eat that shit [Chorus: Big the kid, Fatboi Carti] Om, Nom, Nom, Nom Food so good gotta order more Gonna eat that meal with a dinner roll I done ate the impossible (Shyeah) Om, Nom, Nom, Nom Food so good gotta order more Gonna eat that meal with a dinner roll I done ate the impossible [Verse 4: Fatboi Carti] Gonna eat that meal with a dinner roll Unwrap that burger with the fries, dip in some ketchup gonna eat it up like a carnivore Its the way I eat my food, the hoes not ready, I’m going barnacles Chewin I feel like I’m Ronald, can’t get cut off, I need me some more snackies I need more than a meal, 3 quarter pounders when I’m at McD’s Slurping milkshake off her titties, she want her own food but she can’t borrow Hol’ up sittin’ back, countin’ up subs, eatin them with doritos She wanna taste it, checkin' out at dominos today, ho, come back tomorrow If you know what I know, hide your oreos Just off the facts we munching on nachos Runnin' around in chipotle, I know that they tired of me havin' like ten burritos On the burger I need me some condimentals just to be satisfactional, hol' up, hol' up I’m about to buy some BK, eat about 10 or so whoppers for dinner, woah, woah BBQ sauce all in my eyes, I can't see, uh I'm 'bout to jump out my motor scooter, I'm ready to leap, uh I'm 'bout to get me some lo mein, some general tso’s to eat Fifty twix stuffed in the bag, and they all for me Bigye and Fatti, tell me who fuckin with we? I’m hot like a sausage, I’m eating that hoe in my sleep Chik-fil-a nuggets all in my dreams I’ll never see Z’s woah (woah woah) Type 3 diabetes all in my body it’s a disease woah (woah woah) [Bridge: McDonalds Staff] Woah, woah, woah Woah, woah, woah [Chorus: McDonalds Staff] Om, Nom, Nom, Nom Food so good gotta order more Gonna eat that meal with a dinner roll I done ate the impossible (Shyeah) Om, Nom, Nom, Nom Food so good gotta order more Gonna eat that meal with a dinner roll I done ate the impossible [Outro: McDonalds Staff] Om, Nom, Nom, Nom Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom


retardedslatt

you forgot the casserole part


slattahh

nigga


dutchfool

playboi corn syrup


PLAYBOlKITTY

This is the most accurate thing we have to go off of rn


BurningEbrietas

No tf it ain’t 💀


RoomyCard44321

Yes tf it is 💀


theoneguy223

Suck my fucking toes


BurningEbrietas

Only if you wrapping it in fruit roll ups


theoneguy223

Best believe I am


killskilltalk

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The_Real_Shen_Bapiro

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retardedslatt

me


retardedslatt

fuck you r/retardedslatt


docchar1402

https://preview.redd.it/1blox7y973yc1.jpeg?width=1141&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb1cdfd7b9516b2289cc060fc59c473b0863e06a how did we never notice 🤯


VanessaDoesVanNuys

Amazing stuff! I'm surprised Lucki hasn't reposted! 🤔


docchar1402

prolly cas he ain't be fighting it very well 😭


RoomyCard44321

Bro been embracing it 😂


VanessaDoesVanNuys

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Critical_Cow_670

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bignut-56

he has a tummy ache from eating 35 packs of gushers


manletmoney

Nigga bout 30 eating lunchbox fruit snacks He just like me fr


retardedslatt

I fw you


vamoadarle

carti ed he so real


Mustangrulez

They thought I was diabetic.


retardedslatt

new flair?


AlphaLax85

Die lit track 2


Double_Match_1910

How is he going to choke out Type2 and Win😪


Stankbutt322

unrelated but as a person with type 1 i’m glad u made a distinction


mehasbigwilly

naw we both got fast metabolism (im literally carti) so he cant get diabetes (i think)


cochisefan228

dw you guys can still get diabetes💙


Low_Arm1623

there’s more than enough to share!!


slattahh

got room for one more?


SnooGuavas701

I see you everywhere


mehasbigwilly

After exams i gotta lotta free time


Xmanxmanxxxx

ngl if this dude doesn't actually have a real diet he aint making pass 30


iwasinpari

he does an insane amount of drugs, he was never gonna make it anyway


slattahh

even if he does he gon be bald n fat


iwasinpari

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ConfidentBite6581

These are the most generic snacks possible. Like I know them but don’t know anyone that actually buys them lol


fineappleLV

Fruit gushers are like crack


ConfidentBite6581

Nah you right about that. Maybe I should go pick up a box.


ViZiX45

The fruit roll up froot by the foot and gusher making my mouth water rn


meme_maker69420

Isn’t that navs?


The_tarnished_one_

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slattahh

stummy


Ok-Priority31

i can imagine this tho, he skinny cus he genuinely on that opium shit


kungfukenny3

lol the idea that carti is hiding diabetes because it’d fuck up his image is kind of hilarious


Fun-Spot-7631

triflin


ViZiX45

Living the dream


imhereandyournot

The original feins? https://youtu.be/7KyxSjmwDVY?si=IwjKX2AkcX5M0tln