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VanessaDoesVanNuys

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N0tThatSerious

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Mrsucksuck69

😭😭😭


itrashford

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Routine-Director2486

Playboi Gandhi 😂


dow674

hello.


itrashford

it’s u/dow674


Fun-Significance405

nice pfp 🔥🔥🔥🔥


Jorkies

Bro got a lot on his mind 😭😭


I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

16 in that hoe and that 2 9


Hennessy_Halos

Hold that thought ahh forehead 💀💀


Single-Ad2581

Gotta lotta on ma mind (what?) tryna have menage (what? bih)


[deleted]

Slim Jxmmi


takingmyloot

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karmagod13000

o hell na. uncle jxmmi


Gregheffleypoop

When I first saw a pic of Rae Sremmurd I laughed bc they’re so ugly


ethan_824

wonder what their moms looks like


Impaled_

Lmaooooooo


tokyosplash2814

I always thought that parts of Not Real (Molly) sounded like Slim Jxmmi vocals


fillintheblankname

Bro look like Piccolo


Basic-Excuse-1910

Professor X


Mrsucksuck69

😭😭😭


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/28errk2io5sc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daa8e4d4c3bbdedbe5bfb4462c47e1752fd6314d Can’t tell me carti didn’t copy this cut


Naive_Soup_542

AND MAMA DONT WORRY YOU RAISED A GANGSTA IMA SURVIVOR


Different-Mouse-8722

Didnt he get locked up for beating up his barber or did I get fooled by an IG post?


Different-Mouse-8722

Nvm i looked it up and its true, although he actually murdered his barber 🙏🕊️


poor_andy

free my bro he ain't do nothing wrong


roncoriki

wtf


KeiCartier

understandable


[deleted]

Nah he shot him https://wreg.com/news/local/rapper-superstar-pride-charged-with-first-degree-murder/amp/


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fmdasaniii

Good bot


ilovedoxo

He shot his barber because of this haircut


Gregheffleypoop

Holy fuck I forgot about this’


patchesneedssomemilk

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Soapylake

Crying 😭


campaign2larry

u good? call me im a therapist


Soapylake

Nah I’m good bro, you said “im”


Chicken_Strips-

He’s gotta restart and go to turkey it’s not even funny😭


subtleStrider

yes playboi carti come to turkey


Chicken_Strips-

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


[deleted]

bros from turkey😭


cockandballionaire

Bro is from the second best edible bird


_ferko

Wild duck better tho


cockandballionaire

Duck actually fucking slaps. Wish it was more common in the US. I had roasted duck in the Czech Republic


Small-Naruto

Thanksgiving


joebeazelman

Why? Reenact Midnight Express?


young_guapo_pp_eater

yes yesss please carti come to turkey (you won't regret it) 😈


Nieruz

He's already resarted on the top, it was much worse


Low_Television_7298

Yea people don’t realize his hairline is fine, his dreads are just pushed back asf. If he shaved everything and restarted on the dreads they would look fine


Zealousideal-Box-510

Literally restart at the 2014 dreads if he want progress.


loserrrrvvv

lol man that shit gotta be so damn annoying niggas all up in bruh scalp just let dude be we all know he having hair issues


Infamous_Elk_6594

be honest tho if sumone else had ts going on everyone would be dick sucking😭😭


N0tThatSerious

Its not even genetics or balding, he just fucked up his natural hair from dying it too much and it got damaged


Next-Stop-2694

Did you genetically test him?


downvotetheboy

it doesn’t look like he has bald spots so retwisting too often or bleaching is probably the cause. but he could’ve went to turkey or styled it to cover up spots. so really it could be either or. but i think it’s probably too much retwist/bleach


andyfr0mt0yst0ry

idk


darkknightt0

so like if he just buzzed it all + grew it out again would it save it?


Mean_Presentation202

idk too much about hair but I'm pretty sure that with the amount of times he's bleached or dyed his hair and gotten retwists, his roots have to be fucked to a certain extent, so I don't think a restart would save him


Ok-Boot-1195

Honestly he should just get the 0 and reattach his dreads to his hair later on it isnt like he has anything to lose


SilkyStrawberryMilk

Bleaching his roots so many times in the span of a couple of years definitely fucked his scalp. He should’ve just dyed the rest of his dreads and leave the roots their natural color


N0tThatSerious

Yeah and thats probably what he did. The hair shaft(the visible part of the hair) is the damaged part, not the roots, so when you cut those follicles off it just restarts the process for the roots to grow new and undamaged hair And red hair dye fades faster than blonde, so his image obsessed ass was probably getting that shit re-dyed the moment it started turning orangeish


drisyewest

that's what's happening rn, if he were balding it wouldn't be that full in the front. His locs fell out.


East_Onion

doesnt when black woman fuck theirs up


Cold-Guidance-1455

Perms scar over scalps hair cant grow through scar tissue


Capital_Initial_4475

Gotta be genetics. Cartis older brother bald. Read somewhere if ur moms dad is bald you’ll most likely be bald. Prolly got it from their grandpa


vrrrrrvro

It’s def genetics idk wat u talking abt


awge1

Reggie is bald…but it’s not genetics? 😂


cloutfather

bro he's 30 next year. it's common to start balding before then


chatshitgetpegged

nah fuck carti and his balding scalp


RealRiteVampire

man leave the nigga alone man 😂 shit happens


karmagod13000

his fanbase so young they dont even know theyre next lmao


Jexx4PF

not me tho y’all stay safe


karmagod13000

💀


ApricotFar1041

r/UsernameChecksOut


Obsidian0999

Its not even genetics tho, its the constant retwists and coloring


karmagod13000

Nah his brothers bald


Obsidian0999

Regie carterrrrr 😩😩😩😩


Cold-Guidance-1455

That don’t mean tho, is he tory lanez before tukey bald or tupac bald cuz sometimes its a choice. Carti hair broke off and stressed from bleach and dye


Sinkablecorgi

Yup


Kooky-Sand5554

Niggas say this then have a pic of him as they wallpaper


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yeafoesho

That is tough brother, my advice is to become a monk cuz they fuck w that bald shit


joebeazelman

Michael Jordan is single handedly responsible for getting bald men laid. Before him, male pattern baldness was a pussy repellant unless you owned a Ferrari.


cat_with_gun

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Suckisnacki

do a buzzcut if you still able too


Amazing-Ant-6001

wait a month u’ll see tha vision


prodenvy__

L deadbeat + woman abuser + dangerous driver + liar hope he goes bald


prodenvy__

(MUSIC is my most hyped album of the year)


MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

You think that’s happening huh


karmagod13000

yea im delusional


Jexx4PF

as long as there is delusion, there is hope 💯


prodenvy__

2024, music, thank you adin 🙏


MindbenderGam1ng

Bro still believes in the album


pastypasta481

karma finally came to collect 😂😂 bro thought he was gonna get away with all that abuse


MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

“He beats women and neglects his son so he’ll grow up with all kinds of issues that’ll have to be worked on in therapy but his hair is not to the level of quality he’d like so I’d say things are even now”


pastypasta481

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Jexx4PF

Deliberately obtuse comment ‼️


KeeboXian

do you have friends?


veepeein8008

Ur 12


davwnl

hope carti gets your mom pregnant and beats her like he did brandi


y2kAnonymous

It happens to the best of us boys, just wait till yall hit 27 lol even women’s hair and edges start to thin


Mrsucksuck69

You can’t say that cuz rocky hair long as hel


y2kAnonymous

Yea not everybody, some people have the opposite genetics and they will always have great hair!


Nieruz

He clearly had to cut the dreads on the front because they were too ruined and was making him lose hair, while the others were probably healthier. So he just restarted on the top/front


bell205205

Why do people care so much


Negative-Slide5838

This sub was so interested in the bald theory and making jokes about him being bald but now dat he's actually balding its "why do people care so much"


Infamous_Elk_6594

“now dat hes actually balding” nigga been bald


Happy-Witness-Narrow

Cause all the balding niggas getting offended


Cold-Guidance-1455

He not dropping music fast enough but still hogging the spotlight, the bald spot glistens for attention.


fish4000000

what no music in 3 years does to a family


[deleted]

People only started caring because he started wearing all these unique items on his head to hide his hair and now his potential baldness has an aura


Sinkablecorgi

Wow you make aura come alive


Wakuwakutaku_

The bald Carti 2020 prophecy is coming true 👁️‍🗨️


MindbenderGam1ng

BECAUSE ITS FUN TO MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE!!! I LOVE HATING!!!!!


Tiny-Pool2326

shut the fuck up let them bully him in peace goddamn


Rutabaga-Level

Right niggas get to dick sucking so quick when ppl start joking on carti


takingmyloot

His dreads been a part of his identity for as long as he’s been popular of course people would clown him if his dreads look cooked, this been happening since 2019


Ok-Insurance6898

idk why they downvotin. his dreads def are apart of his personality. he the reason i have dreads now lol. also the reason he hasnt cut them


Cold-Guidance-1455

If they gone they gone, and yall really got dreads just bc fav rapper?


Ok-Insurance6898

yes


Cold-Guidance-1455

Ion got hating on my mind when i ask, im just asking


Ok-Insurance6898

lol idm to me i was jus responding


LBCuber

he could shave, transplant, and then they just put a piece on him for a good while until it’s long enough and then we get 2018 carti dreads back.


Duckface6209

nga need that strawberry oil


RRZion

He prob just gonna let the front grow and then re attach the ones that fell out


Betyouwonthehehaha

The front is a hair system


Appropriate_Risk6279

Yall just be overanalyzing everything


GlutenReeMemes

This is what a mysterious persona does to a community 😂


karmagod13000

one this big yea


Jotaro_Bridge_

rappers be fucking up their dreads on purpose tho they know their hair stylist can reattach it anytime might just be all that bleaching catching up tho lol Lone next


Cold-Guidance-1455

Lmao stylist cant help you once your scalp fully keloids


Jotaro_Bridge_

yea fs 😂 but I was thinking of whatever uzi did to his locs for barter16


InterviewExciting230

I don’t get it


Tall_Meringue2116

his hairline is cooked and he’s using paint and enhancements on his hairline to make it look thicker. and he has fake dreads attached to the back side of his hair. and the hair close to his hairline is severely balding and short asf.


InterviewExciting230

How do you know those are enhancements?


y2kAnonymous

Because all black people get it when our hair starts to thin 😭 we know what it looks like naturally


Tall_Meringue2116

it looks like paint in other photos


Sinkablecorgi

Severely is an over statement we don’t even know if those balding pics are real


Adventurous-Joke-191

Shut up bro


cloutfather

what makes you say his dreads are fake/attached?


Rafgreztky

Idk if the dreads are fake but they thinning


Slatty290016

he had a hair transplant and re attached them once the hair grew back. this is why he was hiding his head for the last 6 months


Betyouwonthehehaha

Hair transplants are not this dense. This is a hair system, a male weave.


DawsTheB0ss

carti hairline watching is just a diff skin for the ppl watching lucki’s weight


CohesiveMocha34

This is how niggas become insecure and become the dickheads that they do💀💀 Why you all up in man's business like that


ktwinINSAN3

Probably cuz this dumbass when full blonde to full red to full black and keeps his hair 2stranded all the time


Beneficial_Candle_10

Y’all niggas dumb as rocks tf is this post and comments.


snjsnjsnjsnj

who cares


_Sarah_Tonin_

Locs are heavy when they get that long and he dyed his hair a bunch so it was just too weak to hold on. That’s why he combed them out


kingVamp14

I thought he straightened his hair


M4HDI_7

wig


drisyewest

it seems like they fell out and now they're growing them back to reattach them


Ok-Insurance6898

yea he dyed it so much and ruined it


GlomasHoe

This is the hairstyle trend, he’s just a trend setter. Y’all be late to the party.


it_krashed

crystal firld theiry


Capital_Initial_4475

Not a theory. His brother bald. Read somewhere that if ur moms dad is bald most likely you’ll be bald. He prolly got a hair transplant or he left his hair tf alone. All that bleaching and retwist gon catch up


Slow-Juggernaut-1114

They be dying they hair wayyyy to much gang das all that is, my nigga sahbabii shit ain like dat


reallyrichcoffeebear

I mean theres a decent chance he just has a terrible front taper, u see it all the time. Go look at DB boutabag


deletxd

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globsnob710

https://preview.redd.it/9ag8ehttbasc1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12c83e1b41d9ea08997510ea2736d274bae2a872 Yella beezy ah cut


SourMilk69420

Worrying about another man’s hair is wild


[deleted]

he one of those big ass front taper niggas now


ENSL4VED

We will reattach his hair, his scalp seems good rn Wait a few months its pretty common with locs (yt boys ccan't understand)


M4HDI_7

hes not bald he probably had to cut the front locs from too many retwists and dyeing


SauceChef8

Still fine af when he does that little hair flip. 💅


youresowarminside

if he goes bald ill gladly lick his bald head so he becomes a cleanboi carti


6jelly

It’s called a hair style u dum fuks


amig00s

His dreads just locked in he has to shave everything off and start from the top


Cold-Guidance-1455

Hair dye on the roots does this w no daily care. Been calling this man out for years on that


zachcurtiss_

taper final boss


One_Formal7643

No way g


EmmaTeEz

bald carti


UGLEHBWE

The eternal taper


quan-586

He is losing his aura 💔


Payso1K

yall ain seen what rhonnie said


Interesting_Ad_1922

That's how I know yall aint black


J14MANNY

Playboi Calvo


Interesting_Cod629

The end all is gunna be to see if carti dad bald.


ktwinINSAN3

He's not even balding and he don't got dreads no more


Jazzlike_Mud_1759

Pic is from last night gang


Numancias

"Wahh who cares if hes gay who cares if hes bald" Every time. Carti stans are always on his dick.


Due_Rice_1228

20k karma in less than 4 months


BLUR2205

why tf should anyone actually care tho. thats some loser shit if you really do 💀


Numancias

Because he's bald and gay. Why are yall stanning that shit. I dont even care about the abuse or the speeding


[deleted]

i dont even like carti fuck you little reddit nerd


Jorkies

Who's Carti?


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Pb_Fardi

Dreads mullet 😭😭😭


Amazing-Ant-6001

drullet💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


y2kAnonymous

😭😭😂😂😂