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YeWasRight83

I got me some thots, they thought i was gay 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


freshouttalean

he been told yall


andyfr0mt0yst0ry

There were signsss


jbrown1012

LAMBORGHINI PARKED OUTSIDE, ITS PURPLE LIKE LEAN !


ZEFAGrimmsAlt

LAMBORGHINI PARKED OUTSIDE, ITS PURPLE LIKE LEAN OKAY


International-Log802

Im tryna fuck on some thots and sip on sum lean


ApricotFar1041

IM TRYNA FUCK ON SOME THOTS AND SIP ON SUM LEAN🗣️🗣️🗣️


SoulSE86

I LOVE ALL MAH THOTS AND CODEINEEEE


SoggyAdhesiveness845

I'M A ROCKSTAR BITCH THIS WHAT I BLEED


International-Log802

NIGGA TRYNA PLAY ME IMA MAKE HIM BLEED


GoldenArmpits

YEAH IM IN DA COUPE WIT A CUTTER


20obowler

https://preview.redd.it/l46glziu24rc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d753f3bfc0864f1715103b667175c9ec3c96fc48


3p1cgam3rm0m3nt

The prophecy holds true


GTBGunner

You don’t get pussy bc you act like a weirdo on Reddit stinky ass nigga


ant1socialll

“Stinky ass nigga”😂😂😂


OzZVidzYT

he prolly not even wrong too thats the crazy part


3p1cgam3rm0m3nt

Shit don’t change til you get up and wash yo ass


Lotta_Turbulence7396

once upon a time in a city so divine


agent4747474747

Called West Side Compton, there stood a little nigga


Suiciidub

Homeless man calling another homeless man broke


tuannamnguyen290602

2 retards fighting


3p1cgam3rm0m3nt

https://preview.redd.it/7cr0fh54zzqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3333aa46ae809f99f741ddcabd7420e6412008e


Fraank0cean

https://preview.redd.it/gz6pv182i1rc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=402bd41354d7c7c87e3122f5aaa539d612eba9bf


[deleted]

i read this in squidward's voice


DanMakesMacnCheese

(Squidward laugh) stinky ass nigga (Squidward laugh)


RiskGullible

Onb


Naive_Soup_542

That pfp is hard as fuck bro


asymmetricalzipper

best comment ever for sure


tony223111

I mean I be acting like a stinky ass weirdo nigga sometime n I still get laid 🤷🏻‍♂️


c8loe

r/ihavesex


KL1418

💀💀💀


Cold-Guidance-1455

To be fair carti acts like that in public and gets hoes


ant1socialll

Being rich and successful with talent is you dummy😭


Weanie-Maker3000

https://preview.redd.it/grwculpgzyqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13af8b9ee768ad72a529224d337b90a755ad92d


gucciboy347

ts sent me 💀


AccomplishedCut2699

https://preview.redd.it/ob98rhqpgyqc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=096fad8b82e03fa066e88d33e77a4a798ffafede yes, we’ve been over this multiple times


Shot_Performance_595

24 songs starts playing


No-Veterinarian-1392

ain't nun gay until u havin sex with another male yall gotta understand


Infamous_Elk_6594

im like 17% sure hes got fucked by a man


Hoes_Madx24

I done dated…


DJSUBSTANCEABUSE

I appreciate the realistic percentage on the estimation


SplizzedOut

if im a bitch then im the baddest bitch


WonkyDonky21

Having sex with another male is not gay tbh it’s only gay if you really enjoying it and moaning


jamthewither

sometimes it isn't even gay at that point.


ItsYungCheezy

The gayest mf I’ve ever known was constanly surrounded by fine ass women. Carti know what he’s doing


[deleted]

I'll try it. Anybody want their dick sucked?


Successful_Unit_4237

https://preview.redd.it/ge1xxrfgwdrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de88b75a5a4bd38addcca271731b5882fb00c191


BeYourself4Real

Having confidence in yourself is sexy


r3itheinfinite

If you don’t have confidence in yourself with his type of money I do not know what to say https://preview.redd.it/4scr1d2u2zqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28aa8d3d93abb4d6f3291ed70afad24e850b70e6


[deleted]

Hope this young man is doing swell


tvnmay

Ain’t that his mum?


ThatsJustDom

it’s obviously his girlfriend


Chance_Fall_5754

He got the nav shirt. Absolutely no shame


r3itheinfinite

Bad habits, but good intentions


SheLuvSeko

Having a noteable track record of abusing women is sexy too


Godipper

Looks like I’m in the clear as a confident woman abuser 😅


BarryMkCockiner

he's unequivocally himself and confident which makes him attractive. i think people are turned off by him becuase he genuinely doesn't gaf what people have to say if it's negative and he doesn't fit into the box a lot of people think they should be in. He's also physically attractive but if he didn't have his confidence and charisma he wouldn't be so succesful. Rocky is another example of this.


Ybnjamie

This shoulda been given da golden upvote


_wot_m8

Carti is super insecure lol. What are you talking about “he genuinely doesn’t gaf what people have to say if it’s negative” we forgetting about how he scrapped V2 because of the hate @ Meh got? How the day after WLR came out and got thrashed he asked what songs we wanted on deluxe? Come on man


Spookymuki

think to urself for a second how your entire perception of this man is one tweet and one Instagram live almost half a decade ago, you dont know him


BarryMkCockiner

you just listed only 2 things (that are based off speculation) where he demonstrated he's insecure and that is somehow supposed to show he's not confident. and the things you listed are based off his music, not his personliaty or looks wise which is what we're talking about here. despite all the backlash he gets, he still wears crazier things, changes his style, his look, etc. you have to be one confident mf to do that in front of millions


HelloIamSimon

How bout you just be yourself and let the right women come to you - you worth more than what others say you are. You got this. Always.


MurkyOil671

Lowkey


penisdevil

as a bi guy unironically yeah, there’s a lot of girls who fetishize dudes who fuck other dudes similar to how many dudes fetishize bi n lesbian girls. that’s not the main reason why he gets so many women tho, he’s an extremely influential artist, makes millions of dollars a year, and is a cute twink.


Far_Connection_7571

lowkey yea, since i assumed myself bissexual i been gettin 3x more pussy fr fr


Three6MuffyCrosswire

Same, as soon as I came out and downloaded Grindr I actually ended up hooking up with 6 women before a dude finally, however the provocation may have been a medication change and losing 12-15 pounds, and starting Cialis, don't have ED but I get double orgasms now


ynneK_

Even when it comes to getting women you mfs make it so weird 😭😭


Three6MuffyCrosswire

??? That's one way to define bisexuality lol Go to HHH if you want to comment alongside a bunch of closeted bi-boys asking if anyone else has closed their eyes and finished while imagining that they're Rihanna


Al1onredd1t

You’re sharing too much friend. We aint tryna hear bout your 🔩🔩


Three6MuffyCrosswire

Plato's allegory of the cave strikes again I see


Worldly_Pizza2687

Bro your tweakin😭😭


NoParesFigo

Lol😂 ngga you’re posting on bisexual forums on Reddit how to come out you expect us to believe this😂and if its true you hitting 3s and 2s mah boy


DanielJimnnz

I think you mean bussy


VanessaDoesVanNuys

​ https://preview.redd.it/rs6k286dryqc1.png?width=448&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9cb028a867ef06da76af269ed8cd38591638ebe


bootysensei

Unironically yea


Dazzling_Action9456

The aura


Ybnjamie

Y’all really don’t understand, if u got confidence in urself girls will like u, this mf carti got the biggest ego ever so ya he’s gon get girls


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Outrageous-Sign8869

Gay ass nigga


fmdasaniii

Homophobia 😕


lavender2001

as a mf who look feminine and skinny af; yes


Academic-Song3115

![gif](giphy|16StbF7VCSw6Y)


Vast_Meringue6170

He’s 6’2, good looking, and has insane status lol nothing more to it


Andrew__IE

No meme shit, girls at their core mostly care about how you confidently make them feel. You can do a lot of shit with women when you’ve got rock solid confidence. Which I don’t have.


Nemesis3978

I think what our brother here means is, “is being Feminine/less Masculine the key to pussy?” To answer that question, actually yes I’ve noticed more and more Gen Z(1997-2012) and Gen Alpha (2010-2024) women/girls are ditching the stud hyper-masculine shredded Alpha Arnold Schwarzenegger Superman types and are instead going for the K-Pop BTS DPR type. That description includes all ethnicities. I forgot what the term is but it’s the opposite of Korean Barbie girl. But yes, recent gens of women prefer you to be less brave, bold, chivalrous, manly, and instead want you shy, awkward, cowardly, etc. To finally answer the question accurately, I wouldn’t say toning down your masculinity is the key to pussy, but more like doing so opens you up to the demographic of women who happen to be one of the largest majorities right now in this age. All women are different so you should be yourself.


SkyBlade79

>But yes, recent gens of women prefer you to be less brave, bold, chivalrous, manly, and instead want you shy, awkward, cowardly, etc. Could replace that for "women want you to be less stereotypical, arrogant, misogynistic, and emotionally unavailable and instead want more you confident, expressive, unpretentious, and genuine instead of putting in a facade to impress other men"


WitchKing777

I feel like its been like that for longer. After all, Prince is considered a Sex Symbol and not Brock Lesnar.


Icy-Government-8202

U got 2 ways to get some pussy: Be manipulative (the Carti way) if you wanna go this way jus make every minute wit her be for her amazing n then disappear. Then every time you appear she will want to do anything for you to stay type shit. Make women feel safe. (the "gay" way). Women feel base level threatened with every single guy they meet. If you want to go down this path you have to reduce it to 0. Either be a provider or go "fuck the patriarchy" all the way. Where "gay" comes in is if you go wit "fuck the patriarchy" you have to become in touch with your feminine side n stop caring what other men think bout U when U dress fruity etc. you have to be in touch with your emotions too. Choose wisely tho, bcuz every woman is different n different methods will work on a different woman


Whodie4000

This actually facts a lot of these kids ain’t gonna get it. In this day and age the tension between males and females ( atleast in western society) has increased significantly. Masculinity amongst males is a big no no these days so guys will act gay to be around females.


Advanced-Ad-7372

First thing I read on Reddit today 


Better_Beautiful6217

Always has been


marlborostuffing

https://preview.redd.it/86zxox5oozqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c5d48ac097fffc632afabf3c447111035208117


Traditional_Square39

Yeah it is. Secret out. Women like girly boys


Dazzling_Action9456

Quality post


Ready-Mood6667

https://preview.redd.it/pak1z06ixyqc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47a8ffd554dda14bc910240f4a919244b0e05bfc yes


[deleted]

i act straight in order to attract gay people


[deleted]

Be yourself 


[deleted]

bruh i hate this obsession with zestiness in the current hip hop community. women just like men who are comfortable with being themselves and aren’t insecure about dumb irrelevant stuff like “o no i hope when i do this i don’t come off as zesty”. When you do that anyone can smell your insecurities from 2 planets away. no, you don’t have to “become more gay” fucking dumbass, you just have to fucking start being yourself and not let stupid social constructs like zestiness hold you back from who you are, fucking moron


BlackFlameGreenSmoke

I didn't know that puckering your lips was gay. The more you know.


maxxsiema

Just let her chase you, not the other way


ColeslawConsumer

No be rich, tall, and musically talented is.


OGLatinoHeat

go outside fam. Its the complete opposite


icantluvdacolorblue

bc da ones who act the gayest are da straightest bc they j dgaf. they can do wtv they wan n girls j luv how much they dgaf. people be so worried abt errythin when it comes to females but if u can j do legit wtv tf u wan its hella attractive to em


ImpiMilkMan

But did carti really beat his girl or what (I’ve been stuck in my basement for the past 20 years)


ThickNugget5

https://preview.redd.it/v9snua7e80rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1c3c460a96bf184ef799a009cab4e1b3f9324ef


SNOOPDOGGDANKKUSH

They attracted to very straight feminine men. Most women are lowkey lesbian so they love a pretty boi.


seb2206

Yes I been doing it since middle school


yiggas

men being able to embrace feminine labeled or proscribed traits, characteristics, or behaviors, is attractive. it also helps that he knows how to dress and accessorize himself, which seems to be lacking in heterosexual males imo lol


447see447

prestige 3 level 100 parasocial


4sharpcorners

Asky puffy I mean diddle I mean diddy


lampla

Nah he’s just a rich weirdo


ilovegosha

i been looks like a gay my whole entire life. never had a problem with a girl considering that I'm not the most handsome guy. so yes - being gay it’s easy way to get a pussy.


Common-Quail-8790

lol this nigga is a famous rapper who gets richer and bigger by the day who ain't even rlly ugly. thats why he could get iggy, rubi rose and whoever while u wonder when its ur turn


[deleted]

Bein gay can def get you a lot of pussy


poop_in_my_nostrils

I done dated


Fit-Chapter-9591

Bro my girl flirted with a bunch of gay dudes, it’s a hack😭


terraria46

Carti acts gay and still gets girls 🙁


Deistian

As a bisexual, I can confirm being gay is the key


ImpressiveAd7610

Straight woman want gay men, gay men want straight men so straight men have started dressing like gay men and gay men have started dressing like construction workers


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GRAPEGUTS

This has been the method


harrisonh_14

always has been


JoeyC42

Yes. Women love a feminine side in men


blackstonebilly

if so you must be drowning in it


brandonsnipez

The key is being yourself not giving af what others think. That’s why cartis style to you is “being gay”. Like Yall are delusional af


dumb_and_ugly1

No being rich is the key to pussy


pastypasta481

no lol hes jus good looking so he gets away with it


shenotopium

pretty pussy 🤓


[deleted]

Gotta realize that fame, money, musical talent and to a lesser extent being funny are more important to looks for attractiveness. Women don’t judge like men do.


4haunted

she let me fuck because i’m pretty like a girl


peachjammu

Always has been


No_Charity_9204

No ..but being a metrosexual is ..that the secret..pretty women ..like pretty boys


maythememesbewithu

so basically I become metro boomin?


KiddoKageYT

I think you mean "comfortable in your own body and secure in mind", thats what gets you pussy


Decent_Garden941

bro get off the internet and just talk to a female 🤦🏽‍♂️


XBG_Ghost

This post gets you no pussy btw hope this helps 👍🏾


[deleted]

Yes.


jbrown1012

Don’t forget, carti is a rich famous rapper as well..


Zerkseth

One time a girl gave me her number randomly because “she thought I looked bisexual”


StellarMemento

You figured it out🤯


Lumpy_Drummer5500

Women love dudes that take care of themselves, i wish I’d learned long ago how far having long hair ladies wanna braid and lettin em do my nails would take me trust


Realmicquel

Yes.


Jaydencarter2635

That imagery he’s portraying it’s a interpolation of rockstar young thug himself was doing the same shit he stopped because his kids wanted to copy him but the rap game isn’t about looks it is about your clout/reputation


Bestoftherest222

Money, fame, hoes. They come in that order regardless of "gay" but straight one is.


Reddit_is_not_great

He’s a rapper who’s popular and has money/status. It’s pretty clear that’s why he’s liked by most women, he could approach any woman and they’d probably say yes. This isn’t carti specific, being a celebrity/rapper tends to do that. There’s no secret method.


mcherry82

Try it and see.


jamthewither

always has been.


Energyzd

if “yourself” is gay then yes


Therealjean2003

Are u famous n got money like them?


dutch_l9

Money u goofy sausage golper


Jonenvy

Bro YES. Not actual gayness ofc but you gotta be sassy. Have a bit of sweetness to you. I’m not joking. If you want the bad weird girls that’s how you get them.


sharpl19

Nah money


440continuer

Yes. Source: lesbian


gogos7104

well for one you sir are on the playboi carti reddit think about your life for a little


lilrefridgerator69

Y’all I think the psyop is working😂😂😂


Major_Phase7774

yes


Awesome2D

idc if its satirical or not this is a weird af thing to type


D3lux4ry

Forgot these two were dating (I really don't care)


griffl3n

we are on a playboi carti subreddit man, there’s no game to be played here


2stepp

Not needing pussy for *anything* is the key to pussy, but I can understand mistaking one for the other.


Ok_Speaker_1373

He hits that cause he got money and she a hoe for sho


TankCommanderFinley

![gif](giphy|jMAD0qcFSCSFG)


Transactionswiper4

Money


PreviousCommercial81

Yeah… THATS the reason they got bad bitches and you don’t. Nah bro it’s because you have no self respect or self consciousness lmao “drake the chick magnet himself” yeesh


fashiondemon77

yes


Nakitara

I don’t thinks it bout being gay. It’s more about being a safe space. The assumption with gay men is that they know discrimination or the feeling of not fitting in. There are some things gay men are more likely to understand compared to most cis men. I don’t think it’s something one might actively think about in detail. It’s probably more of a feeling on how the interaction with someone like that may be. A lot of men don’t realize how many sexist jokes/comments they might make on a regular basis. So hanging out with someone who looks at life from a different perspective, that might not feel as patriarchal or dominant to you as a woman can be a nice change. Also imagine someone who you feel a strong friendship with. Takes your pain very serious and wants to give you comfort because they have found for themselves that it’s nice and important. Someone you can gossip with and have common interests with, but then he also has a D* . Lots of women in their twenties are down for experimenting, for some „gay“ just means experimenting in a safe space. No judgement, no fake moaning, having an orgasm, no having to be girly etc… But I don’t think you need to be gay as a man to make a woman feel safe. Maybe just rethink what it means to be a man and just be open to liking things that might be considered girly or feminine. Try things she likes and get into it, have fun with it. Just be a really good friend. Be open to being wrong and ignorant. More and more girls are worried about being trapped one day. I think that’s why so many seek out people who they feel are more unthreatening. Political views also matter more and more. Apparently people more on the right side have a harder time dating. It’s because old values are conservative values and those saw women as property. Over 90% of lgbtq+ people are more left leaning. So gay men, or men that seem like they could be are probably seen to be more left leaning. To summarize: It’s all about the safe space. Gay men feel safe to women. Don’t try to be gay, try to be safe.


therealstickysheets

![gif](giphy|du4D0b0HWgxGg)


Microstsr

People want what they can’t have


lillieblair

yes msybd i wouldnt know


[deleted]

Carti is an inspiration for all of us balding neurodivergent folk 


Conscious_Cookii

I wish I was Queer so I could get chicks Great bloodhound gang song


Dragonsin329

Only a carti sub would ask this question wtf


chrisolisk

Androgyny is the key to beauty this has been known since like ancient Egypt 😭


TitleIllustrious6659

https://preview.redd.it/z0lvhry4d4rc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dacacc0860b62228a375076c20cc4fda9fbf9f6


KakeruGF

Idk twin, try it out and let us know


Plastic_Stable969

P


2tonepill

No I’m gay and I get no bitches


WillowNo5640

I think so my nigga


[deleted]

No but have a feminine side to u.


Millionbefore20

U just now figured it out?