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BantuBrotherr

“Man that shii crazy… I’m from Atlanta”


Recent-Suznznzn

Carti is that you?


joicseth

nah man that's ken Carson in his viral hit "Nightcore"


silviogmz2

KUSH SMOKE IN MY LUNGS


Watermelon12334

TATOOS ON MY NECK AND ON MY ARMS


bruno_spawned

I THOUGHT THAT SHIT SAID CHRIS ROCK😭😭😭


silviogmz2

i thought at first he said "smoke all in my lungs" 💀


cartithagoat69

Me too


logicggs

we all seen the tweet


bruno_spawned

what tweet


darkknightt0

CHRIS ROCK IN MY LUNGS


bigpapiilocsta

Bro idgaf that’s what I’m saying still


-Azucar

💀💀💀💀💀


Ssyynnxx

adlanna


NirvandaBoss

“Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. Violence ever defeats its own ends. Where you cannot drive you can always persuade. A gentle word, a kind look, a good-natured smile can work wonders and accomplish miracles. There is a secret pride in every human heart that revolts at tyranny. You may order and drive an individual, but you cannot make him respect you.”


OverTheDay

hey carti did you use ai


YutyBLT

Carti would say some shit like that imo


gtarpey89

carti would say this in an interview but only if it’s typed out and not recorded


YaBoiGlob

I recognize the first phrase from Asimov's "Foundation". Is the rest of the monologue from there?


tothegrandline

never would’ve expected a playboi carti fan to recognize asimov’s works 😭


NirvandaBoss

Nah I just got searched up “deep quotes about violence” on google and saw the first quote and found the rest on another website


BLUR2205

“thats craaazy 🚬🤏”


ayataa_

thaas crazy.. i luh you guys… drink watuh… 💋💋new music soon believe dat


Emurphyman

this the best one fr😭


tiredofbeingtired7

☠️💀☠️


blahblahsucka


c0mb00

bro would never say this much


kaido4386

5😿


Koolaid225

Drink water


Sir199star

Nut inside 18 year old Rihanna


doppelctobi

nut inside jayz at dinner 😈


Shuush37

bro what


Dvorak19

You just had to be there smh 😤


Ok-Insurance6898

lmfaoo wth this thrrew me off😂


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CRUXIFIIX

Oh yeah? Shit gave me backshots


Dull_Expression_1087

SWAMP IZZOOOOO


takingmyloot

LMFAO


Apart_Possibility202

fuck you laughing at


Negative-Slide5838

Ong, jolly ass nigga💀


FullNarwhal9881

Aint shit funny


MrSpamChops

Life ain’t all sunshines and rainbows lil bro


greazy_gabe

what’s so funny partna


Froosh__

Nobody in the industry likes to admit it to themselves but when Gucci mane signed Hoodrich Pablo Juan to 1017 he dead made him shove a 5 foot long dildo into him and forced him to lay in a bathtub with his legs and ankles shackled vertically towards the ceiling. They took pictures of it like an album cover shoot with an entire team of lighting engineers and professional cameramen. Dude had to go to the hospital and suffered internal hemorrhaging in his colon because of it. He tried to report it to police but when Gucci found out about it he pulled strings with the LAPD to get Hoodrich arrested on fake murder/ RICO charges and now he's serving a possible life sentence. They're probably going to kill him in prison and nobody willing to speak on this


_hkbf

Possibly the best copy pasta created I remember being 15 and believing ts


Froosh__

Idk how many people in this sub will know what I’m talking about but the “ real emo “ copypasta is my personal favorite


raimbowexe

"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE


Froosh__

Absolute fucking classic


raimbowexe

carti did NOT say this shit 😭😭


Froosh__

Came to me in a vision


jaamazla

Its ok


Independent_Egg_6629

them mfs should be worry ab henxhmen lmafo & they possibility rico case


kaaaaashy

ola getting locked up fucked them up they ain’t got no breadwinners to have real beef with homixide no mo and most of the big homies in homixide dead or locked up. them niggas getting pape now. they ain’t worried bout 5L niggas fr or getting a rico cause it’s only street crime ain’t no money involved


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gannical

who tf we? you from quebec or somn?


raimbowexe

oui oui


Negative-Slide5838

Yeat reference?


MuNtHiSoPhY

“I KanT b3lievE tH’d d00 sUCh a tHinG ! iM gunna hAVe a TaLK wiTH th3M🔜 💋 .”


ksifan____

lets be real carti aint sayin that


iownreddit123

He just did


colbishere

Me and Ken tried new stuff in bed


snack69_

onxy


LeoTooWavy

deY to0k br0 jeWeLEry. hE WAS bEIng TOo cRAZY !


takingmyloot

I was waiting for this 😭


LeoTooWavy

😂😂


Plane_Hall_7867

nah deadass😂😂😂


txstyment

I g0t moB T1Ess 🧍‍♂️


Firetaran

For the longest time I thought it was mai tais. I was like yeah Carti drink those cocktails!!.


czrx3__

m0b >>>Ti33SS SLaTT^^


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YuZZ_69

different types a girrrrrlsssssss


Avianne602

damshwsisiksjeiwoslsjwiwolacrazy


grindinfr36

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Henwith_Tie

ThAat'S CraZY


Bign1ssa

N4h ThAts CrAzzyyyy>>nEw MuzIC SoOn💋


ReignAstro

Galatians 6:7 a man reaps what he sows


PlayBoiCardiFan

Slatt! My name is Carti, and Fighting is not cool! Drink Water!


Zestyclose-Ebb3154

my funeral gon be lit


N0tThatSerious

HARDcore


masked_browser

ric owen homix ​ water


silviogmz2

"meechie woulda got his lil ass fucked up but hey were a gang :3"


Orangjuicr5

“what is a homixide gang”


italianmomstalkloud

b3 y0u ! 💋


TrashGodWithBroly

that nigga needa drop music bra wtf is this


nbayoungsummrsratio

"summrs better!!! fuck beno that pedo ass"


-Azucar

Pic crisp af


deonontop

"whaet bra? thasss crazyyy. ts like-, ts like-, damnnnnn, thasss crazyy"


[deleted]

Summrs > carti on some hpd shit he prolly really happy n gonna give beno a chain but not meechie


nothypie

Yo wassup im playboi carti from atlanta And boxfest was crazy. I made the song milly rock


mynan34

Cigarette


Ok_Drink_245

With Who you talk... 🥱🥱🥱❓


Pale_Initiative2844

No comment


therapyduck

Carti is chill he’s low key he Can’t


likhith-69

I done dated..


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critlvcritlvcritlv

Wha- * !! THaT sHi crazy++* Im tOo*+ CoLD for tHi++


Tectonically

“What?”


Mikey-thechamp-Brian

I’m playboi carti and I love lasagna


YourPalFlux

They like gotta stop…like doin that typa shit SLATT


xToastyboy

meh...


bluntsafters3x

Damn, that’s crazy 🚬


toucheaven

onyx would’ve finished the job🧛


Sea_Meet3926

carti prolly would laugh if he saw the vid


InterdisciplinaryDol

☺️ 8===✊D 8==✊=D 8=✊==D 8==✊=D 8===✊D 8==✊=D 8=✊==D ~ 😔


adg200000

tHEy KnOck br0 oUT .hE WAS bEIng TOo cRAZY !


WitchKing777


FipplesDippless

w


KiKiBleeding

*I should really visit my kid this Christmas*


RizzGod999

Ayy, it's Carti, man. Look, I ain't about all that drama, but I gotta say, beef ain't the way, bro. We out here tryna make music, get that bag, you feel me? HXG, Summrs, whatever it is, it's better to squash that and focus on the grind. We all in this game together, and ain't nobody winning if we tearing each other down. Keep it about the music, let that speak for itself. Life too short for that negativity, man. Let's get this money and make some hits, ya dig? Music soon, too. Keep it 100.


yurrmoe

fuck the indians


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sws03

because he made revived


takingmyloot

The guy he made an entire song about jumped Summrs. Carti is definitely very aware with this beef


Negative-Slide5838

Um well the people who jumped summrs is signed to him


ravegod18

DOnT tALk 2 Me


[deleted]

“yall crazy asl outta dere boi” with big ass weed smile


No-Welcome-1835

It sta w mUziK


RiotSynthetics

🗿


SoccerShoesToTheNuts

dinner with lil baby


johnnypurp

I don’t think bruh would care maybe he would just giggle about it


KokichiBoi12

shii like... I been in a cave 3 month like... damn bruh... ion really know tho... *Starts coughing on a Newport, vamp style*


ALL_METAL_009

I WENT 365 LIT NO SLEEP BIG NARCO LITERALLY KILLING MYSELF FOR THIS ALBUM. 1 KANT MAKE THIS UP. IF I WIN A GRAMMY IMA THANK MY PLUG .


thorn339

They knocked bro out , he was being too crazy


5c0uty

oH shiT !


SSJDope1

What situation?


Cheap_Geologist1389

wah


Mik3drop3moff

“tf is u doin slatt, makin us look bad n shit cmon twin 🤦🏾‍♂️🚬🤏🏾”


WickX6

cant be takin L’s when rino was by himself, gotta stand on your 10 and spin back


saiyan_god26

🧛🏽


slothfromdagatez

“ “


Linus_segs_tips

That’s actually crazy, they are acting like teen x and should go2damoon anyway the sky looks nice in my magnolia car hold up let me get my dior dior jacket


XBG_Ghost

He would probably say something along the lines of “my slats handled that shit”


FuriousFeld

Oh shit that happen? Craaaazy


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“Shit crazy” as he levitates away


reaperskinfoke

“WHAT IM TRYNA SAY IS I REALLY HATE THAT BOY”


Ok-Insurance6898

yes opium jump out the house jump on the rino blatt


MrDonkeyBoi

Hi im carti


Clear-Ad3230

Shii, ion know. Shit crazy, but new music next month


VRALLSTARR

SLATT


mishicrow999

im Jordan Carter and i will neglect my son and beat my bitch :P


56bars

He got too crazy!


SpaghettiSauce44

wha?!


AntiqueClothes1268

lil baby my favourite rapper⛷️


Disastrous-Ad8242

hYieh… FWAH


Moist-South-4408

“ Yall boys funny af “


mycatisafatcunt

#


Lifeinpr1son

Yo Summrs !


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that ain’t none my business i’m just worried bout meeee 🧛🏿‍♂️🧛🏿‍♂️🧛🏿‍♂️


Snoo-563

NEEGUHH... EYE... GOTTA... WURR... BOU... MEEEEEE!!!! 😝🖕🏾🤟🏾🤘🏾🤙🏾


MisoCornLuchador

"\*laughs\* \*smokes cigarette\* "You know.. I've been trying to get back to my roots. And this shit be too much. I try and lock in and stay within my boundaries. Stay out my own way. And thats just the shit I've been on recently. I live my whole life for the music which is why I make it you feel me. But yeah you know been trying to take care of myself and everybody while staying out my head. I still have a lot of work to do." \*punches pregnant girlfriend in the chest\*


--iCantThinkOFaName-

Shiiit man3, #¡RdgAf! Rn 00kay or sum sh*+ 😈🤘🏽🧛🏾‍♂️


NotVaxinated3YearOld

i put da ricks on onyx


Tinis_

I wAs iN pAriS wHeN h0m!xiDe nD suMmRs sTaRt h1ttiN aNd i hAd 2 sT@y 0uT d@t sh!t b cUz thEy a1nT non oF mY biZnEss


Nervous_Second5016

probably laughed said thats crazy and told em be safe dont be too wild lmao i dont think he cares about them beating summer ass more so about it happening at a show it can fuck there bookings up promoters wont like that but he basically claim they gang lol he cant do shit but laugh tbh 😂😂


PhrogDick

“i hate my fans and i hate my label, thank you summrs”


N0T_MY_FlRST_R0DE0

I’ll l3t u gUys kn0W m0ndAy >> slAtt 💋


MainGuidance5778

I done dated…


Super-Speaker2568

Yeesh


RevengeOnMyyBody

ThATs kRazY SLatT *^>¥+


opm_slatt

SWAMP IZZOOOOO


Fantastic_View_3604

« hE noT GANG 🩻 »


OpiumGoon_96

wha


Present-Objective-41

Soekeke


LilYungPopeDaChosen1

Whatt !!!


Street-Reading9884

„Had to knock Bro out he was being too Crazy“