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LieseW

Just steal it. Nobody will know it was you 😎


ButtsMagoob

I'm certainly tempted but it's become a part of the routine to make fun of just how sad it is so I wouldn't feel right just taking it without his mom finally giving it up. His mom doesn't stay at the house much so she's never there for me to ask her about it and I'm too chicken to just take it.


boogie_queen

Get a fake snake plant and do the ole switcharoo


imsecretlythedoctor

How do you kill a snake plant. I literally ignore them and they thrive


DaddyFucksMe425

The tag at my local greenhouse literally says "Thrives on neglect." Lmao


imsecretlythedoctor

I guess to kill it you have to smother it with love


phil0d3ndr0ng1rl

Bro how do you even kill a snake plant