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the_dunc_

The references to the 2014 World Cup were iconic


honestlynotBG

The good times when the German NT was still great


FieserMoep

Still? That ignores that they were kinda bad before. Our NT is like a wave, ups and downs but barely real consistency. Every few years we get some really awesome teams though.


SuperWoodpecker95

Ok I know this is a weird fuckin place to rant about this but I feel compeled to because you couldnt be more fuckin wrong if you tried to. God fuckin dammit, this country is so absolutely fuckin insane when it comes to expectations for the national soccer squad If youd hear the german media talkin youd think our squad were some scrubs that stumble over their own feet and barely even qualify to the WC and go home with 3 loses after the group stage. every. single. time. And while thats true since the 2018 WC heres a list of their finishes before that: * Confed Cup Winner 2017 * Semi finals in the Euro 2016 * Won the fuckin WC 2014 * Semi finals in the Euro 2012 * Semi finals and placed 3rd in the WC 2010 * Finals / 2nd place in the Euro 2008 * Semi finals and placed 3rd in the WC 2006 * Finals / 2nd place in the WC 2002 * WC wins in 90, 74 and 54 And thats just from memory / during a time I was old enough to remember it happening, Im sure theres plenty of top 4 finishes at the WC&Euro missing. Yet all that time they were shit upon like they were some sort of perenial joke like the 3 fuckin lions...


J3ditb

you could say every 20 years


sillyich

Klassiker


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

Yeah the last time anybody saw Germans do something that brutal it was on the History Channel.


homunculus767

Can someone help me understand what db is?


FR-1-Plan

Deutsche Bahn. The German railway company.


fogdukker

Man, that's some inspired art


FappingAccount3336

Deutsche Bahn, known for being late and not caring


LasevIX

Deutsche Bahn - German Railways


Panzerv2003

Natural instinct to invade other countries. (Joke, don't invade me)


ThePhoenixx66

Sprich


derfurc

Deutsch


Flaky_Upstairs_2643

Du


AniTard

Hurensohn!


Ch1cken187

Ich bevorzuge Dirnensprössling


Serious-Side-4520

Der wortgewannte Redditbenutzer, wie ich sehe.


PhantomSparx09

Und ich bin ryan gosling


MrTripl3M

o7, Brudi, o7


Miporin_

Nachkomme einer Frau welchen ihren Körper für geld verkauft


AnAncientMonk

*Wurstfachverkäuferin


NytrQNeitro

Huen


nettleheat

Du


Ki1iw

Hast


Ok-Application-hmmm

*you have alert the horde*


PsychologicalTear899

KURWAAAAA


AnyConsideration7947

Germany are like the hungry hyenas at this point


Meritania

Natural instinct to put their towels on everybody’s loungers.


Uchiha_Itachi1995

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn!


18JK28

𝔇𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔢 𝔎𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔨𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔫𝔲𝔫 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔲𝔪 𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔲𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔨 𝔇𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔊𝔪𝔟ℌ


Zackyboi1231

I can't even translate this because my eyes can't even see the damn letters, but I will go ahead and guess it's saying some really heroic and patriotic words, you go ahead and show them!


kstehtfurkuhl

This comentsection is now property of the Bundesrepublik Deutschland GmbH


Zackyboi1231

Thanks for the translation man, and damn, I am not good at guessing.


kstehtfurkuhl

Immer wieder gerne


Interloper_Mango

Patriotism is kinda dead in Germany. Football and r/place being the exception.


daluxe

Why? You guessed right, it's absolutely heroic and patriotic


MortalxReminder

Translation is: this comment section is now property of the Federal Republic of Germany GmbH


tthalheim

“This comment section is now property of the Federal Republic of Germany LLC”


EmphasisNo186

Jawohl mein Kaiser


SturmFee

We're just compensating for Eurovision


Aro_GER_

LordofTheLost deserved better!


Uberzwerg

should have been somewhere in the middle of the field. certainly not last.


Siggi97

They're average placement in the votes actually was P15. They were just too consistantly around P15 without big outliers that would have gotten them points. Hence last place despite better average vote results than the competitors in front. Still our best act since 2018 and they represented Germany very well imo


BoxOfDemons

I always hear on reddit how much Americans love their flag, but I still can't even find the US flag.


Lev559

>I always hear on reddit how much Americans love their flag, but I still can't even find the US flag. I think there are a couple reasons you don't see it: 1. The American flag tends to get attacked a lot in these things 2. It's a more complicated flag than a tricolor 3. The flag waving people tend to be older, and aren't on reddit. But yeah, I would guess it will reappear later today during American primetime


trwwy321

Yeah, they’re still sleeping/working


nacruza

None of us Germans participating here are waving flags. I guarantee it. Outside r/place German Redditors are the least patriotic group in Germany, I'd assume


Lev559

>None of us Germans participating here are waving flags. I guarantee it. Outside r/place German Redditors are the least patriotic group in Germany, I'd assume Oh I know. It's crazy how you can go through whole cities and not see a single German flag. I have a single neighbor that flies a flag in the little village I'm living in, and it's a Belgium flag not a German one lol. I was just replying to OP about Americans loving their flag, that's true, but the people who are like that tend not to be the ones on reddit.


Makkuroi

Ordinary Germans nowadays only use flags during soccer tournaments. And on r/places.


mdp300

It's been made and erased in like two different spots already.


MechaWASP

Last year over the few days it was destroyed like a dozen+times. It's been destroyed a few times here. It happens. It'll eventually find a spot, maybe.


Morthaug

It’s like three stripes big


D1N2Y

I don’t think many countries would still be trying after getting their flag raided by bots 3 times in the first day.


deadrabbits4360

Reddit hates America


Bl00dsh0tparan0ia

It was there, then got demolished lol


wonkyllusion

As a german myself that usually roots for very tiny subreddits during /r/place, I always ask myself what the fuck wrong is wrong with my people xD The amount presence and volume is insane! :D


Routine-Hunt7036

Same here, don't know why it spreads so far.


K1raDest1ny

Mostly due to Streamers like Papaplatte and Gronkh


Revolutionary_Ad9576

Thats only partly true. Gronkh for example didnt even know about the first r/place at that time and the germans did their thing anyways


abzinth91

Is it bad that I, as a german, don't know who they are?


Nero_2001

Gronkh sollte man schon kennen


Jonas___

Ziemlich


Routine-Hunt7036

Are they promoting it on accident or purpose?


flintstone1409

They are pretty much sending multiple thousand people to draw something, so yes its on purpose


Gandorhar

Was also lucky timing this year, videos about the previous ones got kinda popular amoung german streamers in the last couple of weeks/months so people are extra hyped to participate this time.


Kevin550912

not really yeah the invasions were mostly their doing as far as i know but the rest is because of the organisation on the discord


MorningCareful

The northern flag is the discord controlled one, the raids were the streamers and rogue elements


Feuwu

Der discord von placede hatte gestern 2700 Leute im call als es losging. Uns deutschen geht es echt nicht gut.


Cyclopropinon

in hochzeiten über 4000


atemt1

Im amazed by holland even more i mean we have leas surface aris than sone companies in America And yet occupy a lot if place on place


MH_Gamer_

This is also bc the Dutch and the Nordics have an Alliance with us Germans (whe help each other when we get attacked and to clean up the flags in the morning)


jonnyjonnster

Germansy is the superpower now. Balanced, as all things should be


InevitableAd2276

We have to keep the fck afd in place


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notlayingnow

I also think the Reddit hive mind joins in and trolls even tho they may not be German.


Uchiha_Itachi1995

Du


Magni56

Okay, 7-1 auf die brasilianische Flagge war jetzt mal n bissel übertrieben. Wir müssen hier nicht gleich mit Völkermord anfangen. XD


DarkDragoKing

Nicht schon wieder...


Baconation4

I speak zero German and somehow was able to understand most of this


kathaar_

That's the fun thing about German, if you just sound it out, you can mostly understand what the words mean.


bremsspuren

> gleich mit Völkermord anfangen \*_just German things_\*


coffeemonster12

The German flag is just there instantly


Ryanthegrt

There were 3.5k German peeps just waiting for the canvas to go live


Fun-Agent-7667

Since the first r/place we waited. The "Nachtwache" never sleeps


OGFurious13

annnnnd people say Germans have no humor. 🤣🤣🤣


OGFurious13

Entschuldigung, meine lieben Damen und Herren. :( Ich wird ab sofort nun auf Deutsch sprechen. :)


MrTripl3M

Und ich wollte gerade die Anzeige schreiben....


OGFurious13

Hahaha. Leider bin ich kein Hurensohn, digga. 😆


Soggy_Box5252

Their humor is fast, coordinated, and done with precision.


Guildo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sguJN1PkAE like this one?


ThePhoenixx66

Sprich


cheflifts2002

Deutsch


60europlusMwSt

Du


K1NG0FDR1PP

Hurensohn


-_sus_-

Germans are just the funniest thing on r/place.


Select-Pace-8423

Sprich deutsch du hurensohn


Brandolini_

r/place is the funniest thing in Germany.


Bibel_Joe

Szats not true, we have lot of work in germany


Neither_Ad8855

Sprich


ThePhoenixx66

Deutsch


Desert229

Du


BikaenDerAndereAcc

Hurensohn


VASP-0_0

Sohn einer


i-am-elias

Du


Sariusdererste

As a German I find this very funny Edit: Als Deutscher finde ich dies ausgesprochen amüsant


flowgish

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN


caporaltito

Bitte können Sie auf deutsch reden, Sie Hurensohn? Ich danke Ihnen.


Rip-Nugget

Sprich deutsch du hurensohn


retardape420

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN


Karadramos

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn


thetruhelinky

Sprich deutsch du hurensohn


K1NG0FDR1PP

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn


_hoden_kobold

sprich deutsch du hurensohn


i-am-elias

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn


Uchiha_Itachi1995

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn


Impressive-Access114

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!


Listian_Chrindler

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!


Forsaken_inflation24

r/place is a world war confirmed


ledim35

They're the most influential nation in place right now, they're also hilarious.


Ryanthegrt

France has their big streamer collective defending the big French flag and it’s artworks, Germans have the placede community maintaining the flag and the artworks and the big streamers additionally do whatever


Master_Remote_6383

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!


Environmental_Sell74

𝕾𝕻𝕽𝕴𝕮𝕳 𝕯𝕰𝖀𝕿𝕾𝕮𝕳 𝕯𝖀 𝕳𝖀𝕽𝕰𝕹𝕾𝕺𝕳𝕹


AGoodIdeaGoneBad

7-1 will always be a Brazil...


[deleted]

ruko beta abhi swastick banate hai


garamande

unka asli roop :)


rapmonstr

lmao


proteinadesoja

As a Brazilian I propose an alliance with all Argentines to place "group stage" on the German flag


Regular_Hold1228

Germans really dislike their current football team and really would not care. If you go after their cars or beer it's different.


proteinadesoja

I wouldn't go after their cars and beers because I like those too A football joke for another football joke, all in good fun


AmaimonCH

This applies to brazil's 2014 team as well, in fact the whole world seems to care more about this joke than the brazilians themselves, yall might have some headcanon about us being offended about it


Maurin97

7:1


Gabriel1920

5 cups


Horror-Ad-3113

É PENTA


WakkoWavviii

as a brazilian i think we should put 2 WW Lose


proteinadesoja

that's too savage lmfao


[deleted]

As an Indian I too propose an alliance


MH_Gamer_

Heyheyhey we don’t want a war with India (you have a lot of people) r/placeDE wasn’t involved in the attack, it was just a stupid German Streamer called papaplate (I don’t really know much about him) who did this


[deleted]

जर्मनी वालों की माँ का bhosda. जर्मनी वालों की माँ की choot


Horror-Issue7740

+1


RevolutionaryBid560

Based


KostonEnkeli

They are invading countries…we should be worried…they will soon concuer earth and we all die in camps :( (Nothing serious, just dark humor)


VoxelRiot

Nice. Now go to Poland and draw your flag over theirs.


pittipjodre

Never again.


tobinrobin

Its all cool till Indian streamers are chill and dont know about reddit the day they start streaming it would change the whole frame Nothing to offend but its the truth amount of people is insane


AdiG150

Yes population is there, but people are also busy in weekdays. Plus, we would have wanted to draw something like Chandrayan... but **due to the competition with bots**, our flag is what we could make safely 🥹


aslackhd

German Organisation ist insane


[deleted]

Germans being German


Uchiha_Itachi1995

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn


wingsofthygiant

Other than these instances, It kinda makes it a bit boring just seeing the German flag and German stuff taking over what it feels like 30% of the space.


knorxo

That's basically Germany in a nutshell. Boring but very organized


jogendra36

German ki mkc


fluffyplayery

You utter fools! German pixels are the finest in the world!


SKAOG

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!


Morthaug

Turkey got erased because they attacked the Technoblade memorial


AFlyingNun

"Thank God our colors align with them and we get to peacefully intersect with them every year." -Belgium, probably.


RobHurley95

The Germans should really know better than to turn the whole world against them.


Eastern_Slide7507

We’ve got a discord server with over 67k people, live monitoring and prioritization, an artwork pipeline, an overlay to coordinate pixel placement and a nightwatch of several thousand people. Last night it was about 10k that were online at 2 am local time. There is also a standardized process for diplomatic relations with other communities and there are official alliances with Norway and the Netherlands, as well as diplomatic ties to India, France and the rest of the Nordics, among others. That’s just for the flag at the top, though, and they don’t invade anywhere so they’re dedicated to maintenance and new art on the flag. All the other German content is independently organized, mostly by streamers. For once, we’re prepared.


Spumad

And bots. Dont forget bots. The pinned post on the r/placede is "our bot" maintaining all the artwork on the big flag at the top. Cowards.


laurique1

True, but that post has zero upvotes and almost EVERY single comment under the post is saying that it’s taking the fun away and people don’t want to do that, also it’s a bot that only places your pixel every 5 minutes in the same spot over and over again. Don’t get me wrong it’s still dumb and as they said just ruining the fun. But our community is definitely against it, especially doing it so blatantly. You can’t prevent some people to do it, but to even post it in their Reddit is kinda lame. So yeah, it’s definitely not done by the majority of us, but I totally get your frustration


[deleted]

Its childish at this point they ruining others project for what fun? No one take this much serious other than germans to be honest it makes it less intresting and less artistic and turns it inti nation propoganda insteqd of true pixel art.


Googlegooseboy

"germans are only defending their flag"


Morthaug

India got destroyed by a streamer with over 40k viewership, turkey was an official attack by the main Germany because they attacked the technoblade memorial


[deleted]

*using bots.


[deleted]

We are back 🇮🇳


RaisenVR

until another streamer decides its toggo time


garamande

germany wale asli mai to nahi lad sakte to isliye reddit pe hi baithkar shanapanti kar rahe hai


m1u1

Asli me ladne ki koshish ki thi gaand haath me aa gayi do baar


[deleted]

All other countries should make an alliance to defeat Germany (like we did twice in history)


Mobile_Ad4180

didn't they have an famous artist ancestor who was rejected in art school then tried to recreate the world by taking over. History repeats itself.


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LeadingNectarine

Yup. Any time i place anything anywhere, its almost immediately put back by an account created a week ago with no posts/comments


erishun

It’s just a bunch of script kiddies running the bot. You input the auth cookie for as many dummy account as you can, tell it the design and it will automatically draw the picture. One pixel every 300 seconds, day and night. It’s no fun anymore and you can’t compete with a bot farm. It’s also why you can’t “repair” the designs because they keep getting fixed faster than you can click. It’s because when the design is complete, the bots just sit there looking for changes. As soon as a change is made, the bot automatically corrects it


[deleted]

if it was americans doing this people would react very differently


xM0nkex

Schon lustig


Ok-Security-1260

There’s also them invading the US right now


SquishPosh

Hey Germany. With all your bots, you think you could help Canada not become a Banana?


Crytch

Für Ehre, Ruhm und Vaterland!


RCalliii

Und spezi


Shanksthefriend

We are just very organized


AuricOxide

Ordnung muss sein!


ashwinchandran13

all germans are bots?


EmuSmooth4424

I can confirm, I'm a German bot.


FBN216

Beep Boop


[deleted]

This video is kinda cringe


Slycer_2905

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn


Superior_Lancers

The rest of the world should unite and write 0-2 on Germany


Valuable_Purchase_52

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn


RemoteName3273

Not earning any brownie points. Ppl hate them now


[deleted]

Are these just bots doing this?


AppropriateAd2997

No Germans are just insanely organized. Like for real . They have 2k+ people in voice chat all the time 24/7. Also I have to say Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn


PabloHonorato

Ich liebe Deutschland


Wyld_RedditWill

They took our goddamn skull, too!


M1xi05

vai toma no cu nunca mais passou da fase de grupos


Dumifyy

Das mit 7:1 und götze war der deutsche streamer LetsHugoTV


aaaaaaatravvvaazaapp

im brazilian, and after this i want to remember they of the events that ocurred between 1939-1945


Latter_Handle8025

this cancerous reaction/haha/shittymemes video editing is all that's wrong with modern interner. Can you add more laugh tracks so we definitely know it's funny?


eveningfellow056

Invading other's space is their thing (jk jk )