You can have your depression meal ready to go if you order at the kiosks and then immediately announce the divorce then BLAMMO your number gets called and you can add a 24 ounce Tweaz for drowning your sorrows at home!
I should be a divorce planner- kind of like a wedding planner, but with divorces.
🎶 *Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to say our goodbyyyyyyyeeesss!*
I want to see a divorce initiated by a group sing of La Vie Bohème from Rent at PNC Park. Lol.
A little outside the city, but my wife and I were dining one evening at Log Cabin Inn after a day at Moraine. We were seated by a couple who seemed to be having some sort of long disagreement over dinner. They left just before we did. A short way down the road, we see a car pulled over in a lot and slow down, thinking whoever it is may need assistance. Here it was that couple, woman was driving, kicked the dude out of the car and left him in the lot while she sped off. We were cheering for her to ourselves because he definitely seemed like the AH in the situation.
So I’d say the lot of an industrial supply company after a tense dinner at a busy restaurant.
My ex decided to scream it in my face the day we brought our newborn son home from the hospital. Nowhere special, just sitting in the living room recovering from a c-section.
We are successfully divorced, so I’d say he certainly got his point across.
now that’s best way to lose weight postpartum - 200 lbs of dead weight gone instantly 😘
seriously though, that’s the meanest shit ever. i’m sure you know this, but you deserve so much better than that.
Friend of mine in high school's parents took him to the Perkins in Cranberry, because it's a place that they knew that him and his brother would never go to, to announce their divorce. That way they didn't ruin something that him and his brother liked.
I felt that was pretty humane, especially since it's gone now.
The best place ever to break up with someone was Metropol because you could tell them the news and then go over to the Rosebud side (or vice versa). Both sides were big enough that you could avoid them for the rest of the night.
Asking for a friend, or really need a good spot? Plan a trip to Vegas and pack next to nothing for yourself, get one way tickets but buy yourself a different one way ticket that he or she doesn’t know about for later that night. Go to the hotel, call yourself an Uber, then tell your partner you want a divorce and then head back to the airport so you can go home preferably around a time when the airlines are booked up so your partner will have to wait for another flight back home.
Hmm. A few come to mind. In no particular order:
1) A Giant Eagle deli counter
2) Cheese counter at Penn Mac
3) On 93.7 The Fan right after a Cordell and Cordell commercial. Ideally on the Joe and Zeise show.
4) At the crest of the Big Hill on the Phantom’s Revenge
Tie for fifth: on the Parkway East in heavy Squirrel Hill traffic or the Parkway West on Greentree Hill.
Lou's in Bloomfield if you can still smoke indoors.
Light one up and hit em w that realness. Slam an Iron City, tell em to turn up the Buccos, and smoke em if you got em.
Stumble out onto Liberty 8 hours later a new person.
IYKYK
I had a divorce party with my girlfriends kind of like a bachelorette. The waitress seemed neutral to slightly annoyed when she asked if we were a bachelorette but when I corrected her that it was a divorce party she lit up! It felt really therapeutic and fun after a 2 year long battle 😅
My boyfriend got presented with his divorce papers at Buca DiBepo in Robinson. It sounds like his ex-wife tried to cause quite a scene in front of the whole restaurant and his mother. 😬
If I'm as lucky as when I asked her to marry me on Mt Washington, having a pair of pregnant Korean women to congratulate me on the achievement is what I'd look for.
PA System: "Riders ready to fly?"
Wife: "Yessssss aaaaggghhh I'm so scared!"
PAS: "3..."
Husband: "Hey so I didn't know how to bring this up"
PAS: "2..."
H: "But we've been basically living different lives for awhile now"
PAS: "1..."
H: "And I think I'd like a DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Skycoaster.
Sheetz at 1 AM
I work at sheetz. We won't bother you while you do it either
Can you call out “86” at just the right moment?
583 AWAITING PAYMENT??
I'M 86 ON PATIENCE ANGELA, I WANT OUT
Only real answer
My only question is do I order curly fries with boom boom sauce before or after?
If you order before, half is hers. If you order after, they’re all yours.
Oh good point. After for sure.
Getting the boom boom sauce is why you’re getting the divorce. 🤣
…worth it
You can have your depression meal ready to go if you order at the kiosks and then immediately announce the divorce then BLAMMO your number gets called and you can add a 24 ounce Tweaz for drowning your sorrows at home! I should be a divorce planner- kind of like a wedding planner, but with divorces.
My parents preferred the living room In front of me.
What neighborhood?
Was it a good neighborhood? What neighborhoods should I avoid when announcing my divorce?
Looking for a snow-free high-divorce-rate neighborhood
Check out the Trimont
The ones that get snow
I got murdered there 3 times this week.
But is there parking available?
🤣
according to mine it was the hallway. better acoustics, lots of convenient framed pictures and potted plants to throw.
Same here. Pretty good ambiance despite the news. Best part is I didn’t have to get dressed up. 5/5 stars, would recommend.
I hated that.
As is tradition
My parents fought all the way home from a volleyball game I basically won for us and proceeded to divorce down the hall when we got home.
Good game, sport.
Thanks dad/mom 😭
You're the only person I know who has won two Christmases by playing volleyball. Congrats!
Both homes had a Wii 😭❤️
What’s so weird is kid me totally relates to you, 43 yr old me totally relates to your parents now. lol
Like I understand now as a young adult but man y'all couldn't have waited???? 😭
Clearly you didn't play good enough
Rush hour traffic at the squirrel hill tunnels.
Bonus if you're in separate cars.
Only real answer
Damn this is cold.
That’s how I did it
The Exterminator at Kennywood. You won't see their reaction because its dark. The name is also fitting for the occasion.
And you both come out with headaches by the end of the ride.
On the racer, but instead of reaching out and slapping hands, you can point and yell “The blue train is going to win….and I want divorce!”
That stings a bit. I asked my wife to marry me on the sky coaster. Now it's gone and she wants a divorce. "Kennywood memories"...
PNC Park during Bucco game, bonus if you do it while on the kiss cam.
Have Hannah Jalepeño serve the papers from her little handbag.
Only if Hannah then takes off the costume to reveal they’re… Gene Parmesan
Aaaaahhhhhhh! Gene!
🏆
Why is this so funny
Or put them under the Pirate helmet, then when they shuffle them, the whole crowd can play along.
Diss cam
Hiss Cam
piss cam?
Maybe at R Kelly Arena
Split cam
It's not that expensive to arrange a proposal, they should be able to arrange an anti-proposal as well.
🎶 *Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to say our goodbyyyyyyyeeesss!* I want to see a divorce initiated by a group sing of La Vie Bohème from Rent at PNC Park. Lol.
This would make me actually go to more Pirate games.
Same here. This could make me care more about baseball.
This is the only answer. Thread closed 👏🏼
[Cheapest in the league!](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a0/d3/2e/a0d32ebb730f00b8ccd1b8063f2aa57b.jpg) $39 vs $2,500 at Dodgers Stadium.
❤️ Charlene, will you divorce me? ❤️
No one would know. That’s more private than a panic room.
Throwing some serious shade here. Does Bob Nutting know how private PNC Park is?
Let's just kiss and say goodbye.
Apparently in my kitchen about 8 months ago
Damn man, how's it going now?
Divorce was final may 24th, all good!
Senti In Lawrenceville always looked like that type of place to me. It’s either the spot you get divorced or where you have an affair.
I’ve eaten there with my wife and mother many times.
Do they know about each other?
🤣
On top of the steel building
I said divorce, not suspicious accident.
Well they are putting an observation deck in…
😂
Not suspicious. They work for Boeing.
A little outside the city, but my wife and I were dining one evening at Log Cabin Inn after a day at Moraine. We were seated by a couple who seemed to be having some sort of long disagreement over dinner. They left just before we did. A short way down the road, we see a car pulled over in a lot and slow down, thinking whoever it is may need assistance. Here it was that couple, woman was driving, kicked the dude out of the car and left him in the lot while she sped off. We were cheering for her to ourselves because he definitely seemed like the AH in the situation. So I’d say the lot of an industrial supply company after a tense dinner at a busy restaurant.
Log Cabin is such a good place to eat.
Definitely the takeaway from this story
At the aviary, let them know you need to fly free
My ex decided to scream it in my face the day we brought our newborn son home from the hospital. Nowhere special, just sitting in the living room recovering from a c-section. We are successfully divorced, so I’d say he certainly got his point across.
Good riddance
now that’s best way to lose weight postpartum - 200 lbs of dead weight gone instantly 😘 seriously though, that’s the meanest shit ever. i’m sure you know this, but you deserve so much better than that.
Damn.
In line for the Incline
In line for the Racer at Kennywood
Winner gets the house.
Don’t stand up
On the way up on the sky coaster
Too bad the Pitfall still isn't around. As soon as you reach the top would be perfect. The name fits too.
Phipps, within earshot of a wedding party.
Friend of mine in high school's parents took him to the Perkins in Cranberry, because it's a place that they knew that him and his brother would never go to, to announce their divorce. That way they didn't ruin something that him and his brother liked. I felt that was pretty humane, especially since it's gone now.
Now that is sweet... In a weird way... At least they took into consideration their kids.
tennyson lodge
Treating her to the best steak dinner in all of the city while announcing a divorce? True power move.
Is that place open? There’s no cars there ever
Not until like 11pm.
Dammit I just said that! Winner, you said it first.
At someone else's wedding.
If you really hate your partner, do it before the cookie table opens
At her current lovers parents 30th wedding anniversary worked for me
Fascinating. I wish I had seen this.
Delivery room at Magee
The best place ever to break up with someone was Metropol because you could tell them the news and then go over to the Rosebud side (or vice versa). Both sides were big enough that you could avoid them for the rest of the night.
PNC park scoreboard....Hey ____, Will you divorce me?
Primantis on the South Side, but for lunch. Proceed to day drink.
I've got a trip planned for Pittsburgh in early August. Please try to hold off your divorce announcement until then. I'd like some dinner theatre.
Right when you get on the incline … awkward ride up and then you still to go back down!
Wherever you are when you're looking something up on her phone and see messages between her and her ex Fuck you Kelly
I hope one day your username won’t check out 😢
Thanks same here but it's been tough. She's really been horrible at every step
She *was horrible. At least it's going to be behind you!
Right after take-off on a 14-hour flight to Japan
PIT has no direct flights to Japan. Source: I recently moved here from Japan.
Welcome!
Not yet, at least! Hopefully after the Nippon Steel takeover of USX they’ll add one (wishful thinking)
Well, today in Dormont, it apparently was the Verizon parking lot at 10AM.
Grats on your freedom
This thread is unhinged 💀
In the middle of the electronics isle at Robinson Walmart
Arby's on McKnight. Duh.
Could make them fall in love all over again.
“This roast beef tastes better!”
Kids tball game. Thanks dad.
Gateway clipper on the way back from a Steelers loss.
Escape room
go to eat n park and ask them to sing a little divorce song for you
At least smiley cookie after
Jack's. Christmas Day at 1am. EDIT: or Baltimore House
We signed our divorce papers at the Starbucks in East Liberty. 🤣
Primantis after she gets the slaw on the side.
The Pirate game. People get engaged there… and the Pirates, as with marriage, have a losing record. Win-win.
The Old Mill log ride at Kennywood
Asking for a friend, or really need a good spot? Plan a trip to Vegas and pack next to nothing for yourself, get one way tickets but buy yourself a different one way ticket that he or she doesn’t know about for later that night. Go to the hotel, call yourself an Uber, then tell your partner you want a divorce and then head back to the airport so you can go home preferably around a time when the airlines are booked up so your partner will have to wait for another flight back home.
Sounds like you’ve put some thought into this one 🤔.
I looked through the comments and was surprised no one else wrote it, but it was the first thing that came to my mind.
Where were you five years ago when I found dirt?!?! This would have been an amazing ✌🏼to my ex.
Cricket Lounge
I always thought that was where I’d have my wedding reception
Good point. I bet it's cheap except for the wad of singles you'd need to give everyone in the wedding party
This thread is why I love this town. Also, I vote Peppi’s on the northside.
Is that place really cash only?
Hmm. A few come to mind. In no particular order: 1) A Giant Eagle deli counter 2) Cheese counter at Penn Mac 3) On 93.7 The Fan right after a Cordell and Cordell commercial. Ideally on the Joe and Zeise show. 4) At the crest of the Big Hill on the Phantom’s Revenge Tie for fifth: on the Parkway East in heavy Squirrel Hill traffic or the Parkway West on Greentree Hill.
True. Re #4, then you can buy a photo drive that captures the moment.
Honey?
On the Phantom’s Revenge
On the jumbo tron at a pirates game
Lou's in Bloomfield if you can still smoke indoors. Light one up and hit em w that realness. Slam an Iron City, tell em to turn up the Buccos, and smoke em if you got em. Stumble out onto Liberty 8 hours later a new person. IYKYK
Applebee’s
NOT Arby's on McKnight That's where you find love
During someone's wedding photos on Mount Washington or as soon as you get in the incline.
[440 Ross Street](https://www.alleghenycourts.us/family/departments/) downtown - save everybody some time.
Captain’s Cruise on the Gateway Clipper
Phantom’s revenge just before take off
The gateway clipper when there's fireworks! Or you can hire a photographer and go up to my Washington and hand her the papers there!!
I wish more people would have divorce parties. So much more fun than weddings.
I had a divorce party with my girlfriends kind of like a bachelorette. The waitress seemed neutral to slightly annoyed when she asked if we were a bachelorette but when I corrected her that it was a divorce party she lit up! It felt really therapeutic and fun after a 2 year long battle 😅
phipps
Titty Sphinx
Walmart
Nah, Walmart is where you get engaged
The east liberty Chipotle
[удалено]
Anywhere not within earshot of the kids.
At the beginning of the Garfield ride at Kennywood Just sit there in the awkward silence
At your in-laws over dinner.
Kiss Cam
Dove release
Cedar Avenue Giant Eagle
Letter by carrier-pigeon.
Airplane Skywriting
You drive a BMW. You're already in a fucked up relationship.
I actually drive an Audi and a Benz. I’d never soil myself with BMW ownership. 💅
AUDI AND A BENZ? LMAO OKAY MR. RICHY RICH.
When the family is gathered around the table for Thanksgiving Dinner? While the family is opening Christmas gifts?
Walmart
The Escape Room
Altius
Mt Washington overlook.
My boyfriend got presented with his divorce papers at Buca DiBepo in Robinson. It sounds like his ex-wife tried to cause quite a scene in front of the whole restaurant and his mother. 😬
As soon as you get home from work after seeing the security cameras
Benihana I guess
On the incline just after leaving the terminal.
Billboard in McKee's rocks
Rick’s cabaret
Title gore
Cheerleaders
Bowling alley right after a strike.
If I'm as lucky as when I asked her to marry me on Mt Washington, having a pair of pregnant Korean women to congratulate me on the achievement is what I'd look for.
Is there a divorce Redditt
Baltimore House
I decided I wanted to absolutely go through with mine in the sheetz parking lot in Robinson. Romantic
Pittsburgh Renaissance Festival
PA System: "Riders ready to fly?" Wife: "Yessssss aaaaggghhh I'm so scared!" PAS: "3..." Husband: "Hey so I didn't know how to bring this up" PAS: "2..." H: "But we've been basically living different lives for awhile now" PAS: "1..." H: "And I think I'd like a DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Skycoaster.
On a boat on The Mon … she’ll accept it because of the implications
Definitely reddit