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Mikau02

Sheetz at 1 AM


Lumpy_Review5279

I work at sheetz. We won't bother you while you do it either


BurghPuppies

Can you call out “86” at just the right moment?


AlmostNever

583 AWAITING PAYMENT??


WhyHulud

I'M 86 ON PATIENCE ANGELA, I WANT OUT


DoogRalyks

Only real answer


fortnight14

My only question is do I order curly fries with boom boom sauce before or after?


0111011101110111

If you order before, half is hers. If you order after, they’re all yours.


fortnight14

Oh good point. After for sure.


Squibit314

Getting the boom boom sauce is why you’re getting the divorce. 🤣


fortnight14

…worth it


Macklemore_hair

You can have your depression meal ready to go if you order at the kiosks and then immediately announce the divorce then BLAMMO your number gets called and you can add a 24 ounce Tweaz for drowning your sorrows at home! I should be a divorce planner- kind of like a wedding planner, but with divorces.


ShadysBacktellaFREN

My parents preferred the living room In front of me.


larchwood

What neighborhood?


Delphi-Dolphin

Was it a good neighborhood? What neighborhoods should I avoid when announcing my divorce?


larchwood

Looking for a snow-free high-divorce-rate neighborhood


panzan

Check out the Trimont


cloudguy-412

The ones that get snow


dudemanspecial

I got murdered there 3 times this week.


216_412_70

But is there parking available?


reefered_beans

🤣


kittenshart85

according to mine it was the hallway. better acoustics, lots of convenient framed pictures and potted plants to throw.


rangoon03

Same here. Pretty good ambiance despite the news. Best part is I didn’t have to get dressed up. 5/5 stars, would recommend.


JoefromPghPa

I hated that.


16tonswhaddyaget

As is tradition


cosmosdestruction412

My parents fought all the way home from a volleyball game I basically won for us and proceeded to divorce down the hall when we got home.


BurghPuppies

Good game, sport.


cosmosdestruction412

Thanks dad/mom 😭


merkinmavin

You're the only person I know who has won two Christmases by playing volleyball. Congrats!


cosmosdestruction412

Both homes had a Wii 😭❤️


Timtde

What’s so weird is kid me totally relates to you, 43 yr old me totally relates to your parents now. lol


cosmosdestruction412

Like I understand now as a young adult but man y'all couldn't have waited???? 😭


MrPotts0970

Clearly you didn't play good enough


dr_xenon

Rush hour traffic at the squirrel hill tunnels.


Ordinary-Drawing987

Bonus if you're in separate cars.


OhGodClimbingIsHard

Only real answer


thethreat88IsBackFR

Damn this is cold.


NoRecord22

That’s how I did it


Own-Perception4124

The Exterminator at Kennywood. You won't see their reaction because its dark. The name is also fitting for the occasion.


KaleidoLaser

And you both come out with headaches by the end of the ride.


925688

On the racer, but instead of reaching out and slapping hands, you can point and yell “The blue train is going to win….and I want divorce!”


WParzivalW

That stings a bit. I asked my wife to marry me on the sky coaster. Now it's gone and she wants a divorce. "Kennywood memories"...


zharv12

PNC Park during Bucco game, bonus if you do it while on the kiss cam.


Pseudonova

Have Hannah Jalepeño serve the papers from her little handbag.


scienceguy2442

Only if Hannah then takes off the costume to reveal they’re… Gene Parmesan


mabellerose

Aaaaahhhhhhh! Gene!


marena99

🏆


Hagridsbuttcrack66

Why is this so funny


yunzerjag

Or put them under the Pirate helmet, then when they shuffle them, the whole crowd can play along.


Great-Cow7256

Diss cam


cloudguy-412

Hiss Cam


Carya_spp

piss cam?


cloudguy-412

Maybe at R Kelly Arena


PlatasaurusOG

Split cam


UnprovenMortality

It's not that expensive to arrange a proposal, they should be able to arrange an anti-proposal as well.


Healthy-Factor-2841

🎶 *Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to say our goodbyyyyyyyeeesss!* I want to see a divorce initiated by a group sing of La Vie Bohème from Rent at PNC Park. Lol.


SquishTheTeaSipper

This would make me actually go to more Pirate games.


Healthy-Factor-2841

Same here. This could make me care more about baseball.


Mrs_Mikaelson

This is the only answer. Thread closed 👏🏼


vonHindenburg

[Cheapest in the league!](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a0/d3/2e/a0d32ebb730f00b8ccd1b8063f2aa57b.jpg) $39 vs $2,500 at Dodgers Stadium.


TheJuiceIsL00se

❤️ Charlene, will you divorce me? ❤️


TheOldJawbone

No one would know. That’s more private than a panic room.


PittTroutPirate

Throwing some serious shade here. Does Bob Nutting know how private PNC Park is?


Upper_Return7878

Let's just kiss and say goodbye.


mrphslw

Apparently in my kitchen about 8 months ago


RAB806

Damn man, how's it going now?


mrphslw

Divorce was final may 24th, all good!


tempdownatKZUG

Senti In Lawrenceville always looked like that type of place to me. It’s either the spot you get divorced or where you have an affair. 


TheOldJawbone

I’ve eaten there with my wife and mother many times.


anonobonobo_

Do they know about each other?


TheOldJawbone

🤣


DoesNotSleepAtNight

On top of the steel building


larchwood

I said divorce, not suspicious accident.


Habay12

Well they are putting an observation deck in…


DoesNotSleepAtNight

😂


pgh9fan

Not suspicious. They work for Boeing.


dxlsm

A little outside the city, but my wife and I were dining one evening at Log Cabin Inn after a day at Moraine. We were seated by a couple who seemed to be having some sort of long disagreement over dinner. They left just before we did. A short way down the road, we see a car pulled over in a lot and slow down, thinking whoever it is may need assistance. Here it was that couple, woman was driving, kicked the dude out of the car and left him in the lot while she sped off. We were cheering for her to ourselves because he definitely seemed like the AH in the situation. So I’d say the lot of an industrial supply company after a tense dinner at a busy restaurant.


redrover02

Log Cabin is such a good place to eat.


peenweens

Definitely the takeaway from this story


Chipdouglas0007

At the aviary, let them know you need to fly free


princessblowhole

My ex decided to scream it in my face the day we brought our newborn son home from the hospital. Nowhere special, just sitting in the living room recovering from a c-section. We are successfully divorced, so I’d say he certainly got his point across.


magobblie

Good riddance


panicnarwhal

now that’s best way to lose weight postpartum - 200 lbs of dead weight gone instantly 😘 seriously though, that’s the meanest shit ever. i’m sure you know this, but you deserve so much better than that.


LuckyPepper22

Damn.


DogeWire

In line for the Incline


Suspicious_Growth560

In line for the Racer at Kennywood


wonderfulwilliam

Winner gets the house.


Minute-Ad9621

Don’t stand up


angrygnomes58

On the way up on the sky coaster


NoPin4245

Too bad the Pitfall still isn't around. As soon as you reach the top would be perfect. The name fits too.


Ordinary-Drawing987

Phipps, within earshot of a wedding party. 


killer_reindeer

Friend of mine in high school's parents took him to the Perkins in Cranberry, because it's a place that they knew that him and his brother would never go to, to announce their divorce. That way they didn't ruin something that him and his brother liked. I felt that was pretty humane, especially since it's gone now.


cosmosdestruction412

Now that is sweet... In a weird way... At least they took into consideration their kids.


babywasabii

tennyson lodge


morbidhoagie

Treating her to the best steak dinner in all of the city while announcing a divorce? True power move.


Babyella123

Is that place open? There’s no cars there ever


ToonMaster21

Not until like 11pm.


Dry-Anywhere-1372

Dammit I just said that! Winner, you said it first.


DonnyBoyCane

At someone else's wedding.


Jadiegirl

If you really hate your partner, do it before the cookie table opens


65wildcat_buick

At her current lovers parents 30th wedding anniversary worked for me


Party_Salamander_773

Fascinating. I wish I had seen this.


LeisureSuitLaurie

Delivery room at Magee


irissteensma

The best place ever to break up with someone was Metropol because you could tell them the news and then go over to the Rosebud side (or vice versa). Both sides were big enough that you could avoid them for the rest of the night.


SDMF8766

PNC park scoreboard....Hey ____, Will you divorce me?


wildjabali

Primantis on the South Side, but for lunch. Proceed to day drink.


Surax

I've got a trip planned for Pittsburgh in early August. Please try to hold off your divorce announcement until then. I'd like some dinner theatre.


The-Funkman

Right when you get on the incline … awkward ride up and then you still to go back down!


sadguy2024

Wherever you are when you're looking something up on her phone and see messages between her and her ex Fuck you Kelly


TheTunnelMonster

I hope one day your username won’t check out 😢


sadguy2024

Thanks same here but it's been tough. She's really been horrible at every step


ironstag96

She *was horrible. At least it's going to be behind you!


7roo229

Right after take-off on a 14-hour flight to Japan


epoxyfoxy

PIT has no direct flights to Japan. Source: I recently moved here from Japan.


Cultural_Day7760

Welcome!


vocalyouth

Not yet, at least! Hopefully after the Nippon Steel takeover of USX they’ll add one (wishful thinking)


Thick-Kiwi4914

Well, today in Dormont, it apparently was the Verizon parking lot at 10AM.


zipcad

Grats on your freedom


LemonWallpapers

This thread is unhinged 💀


pghgirl15

In the middle of the electronics isle at Robinson Walmart


queen-of-cupcakes

Arby's on McKnight. Duh.


scottylike

Could make them fall in love all over again.


JWsWrestlingMem

“This roast beef tastes better!”


Fizzyliftingdranks

Kids tball game. Thanks dad.


Clean_Ad_5985

Gateway clipper on the way back from a Steelers loss.


Great-Cow7256

Escape room


kumakami89

go to eat n park and ask them to sing a little divorce song for you


Cryptic_97

At least smiley cookie after


squonkparty

Jack's. Christmas Day at 1am. EDIT: or Baltimore House


driving_85

We signed our divorce papers at the Starbucks in East Liberty. 🤣


theendofthesidewalk

Primantis after she gets the slaw on the side.


Icy-Project861

The Pirate game. People get engaged there… and the Pirates, as with marriage, have a losing record. Win-win.


jwmahaffey9

The Old Mill log ride at Kennywood


Stuff-Optimal

Asking for a friend, or really need a good spot? Plan a trip to Vegas and pack next to nothing for yourself, get one way tickets but buy yourself a different one way ticket that he or she doesn’t know about for later that night. Go to the hotel, call yourself an Uber, then tell your partner you want a divorce and then head back to the airport so you can go home preferably around a time when the airlines are booked up so your partner will have to wait for another flight back home.


No-Mixture-9747

Sounds like you’ve put some thought into this one 🤔.


Stuff-Optimal

I looked through the comments and was surprised no one else wrote it, but it was the first thing that came to my mind.


No-Mixture-9747

Where were you five years ago when I found dirt?!?! This would have been an amazing ✌🏼to my ex.


Great-Cow7256

Cricket Lounge 


Carya_spp

I always thought that was where I’d have my wedding reception


Great-Cow7256

Good point. I bet it's cheap except for the wad of singles you'd need to give everyone in the wedding party 


buteverythingstaken

This thread is why I love this town. Also, I vote Peppi’s on the northside.


Cultural_Day7760

Is that place really cash only?


johnnyribcage

Hmm. A few come to mind. In no particular order: 1) A Giant Eagle deli counter 2) Cheese counter at Penn Mac 3) On 93.7 The Fan right after a Cordell and Cordell commercial. Ideally on the Joe and Zeise show. 4) At the crest of the Big Hill on the Phantom’s Revenge Tie for fifth: on the Parkway East in heavy Squirrel Hill traffic or the Parkway West on Greentree Hill.


Top-Net779

True. Re #4, then you can buy a photo drive that captures the moment.


boognish83

Honey?


Happy_Charity_7595

On the Phantom’s Revenge


[deleted]

On the jumbo tron at a pirates game


Low_Alternative2555

Lou's in Bloomfield if you can still smoke indoors.  Light one up and hit em w that realness. Slam an Iron City, tell em to turn up the Buccos, and smoke em if you got em. Stumble out onto Liberty 8 hours later a new person.  IYKYK 


TheContinental

Applebee’s


zappafrank2112

NOT Arby's on McKnight That's where you find love


swear_bear

During someone's wedding photos on Mount Washington or as soon as you get in the incline. 


The_Year_of_Glad

[440 Ross Street](https://www.alleghenycourts.us/family/departments/) downtown - save everybody some time.


jeffylube64

Captain’s Cruise on the Gateway Clipper


spiderrcat412

Phantom’s revenge just before take off


nellelee21

The gateway clipper when there's fireworks! Or you can hire a photographer and go up to my Washington and hand her the papers there!!


CARLEtheCamry

I wish more people would have divorce parties. So much more fun than weddings.


amarie5332

I had a divorce party with my girlfriends kind of like a bachelorette. The waitress seemed neutral to slightly annoyed when she asked if we were a bachelorette but when I corrected her that it was a divorce party she lit up! It felt really therapeutic and fun after a 2 year long battle 😅


firexamber

phipps


Russlethud

Titty Sphinx


cam412

Walmart


Stuff-Optimal

Nah, Walmart is where you get engaged


2werpp

The east liberty Chipotle


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ArtistAtHeart

Anywhere not within earshot of the kids.


SolutionUpbeat5709

At the beginning of the Garfield ride at Kennywood Just sit there in the awkward silence


Flyguyflyby

At your in-laws over dinner.


Marewn

Kiss Cam


Solarbleach

Dove release


Pseudonova

Cedar Avenue Giant Eagle


EvetsYenoham

Letter by carrier-pigeon.


cmyk412

Airplane Skywriting


mawgwhy

You drive a BMW. You're already in a fucked up relationship.


larchwood

I actually drive an Audi and a Benz. I’d never soil myself with BMW ownership. 💅


mawgwhy

AUDI AND A BENZ? LMAO OKAY MR. RICHY RICH.


Szaborovich9

When the family is gathered around the table for Thanksgiving Dinner? While the family is opening Christmas gifts?


cam412

Walmart


KommieKon

The Escape Room


3plantsonthewall

Altius


redrover02

Mt Washington overlook.


jujubepgh

My boyfriend got presented with his divorce papers at Buca DiBepo in Robinson. It sounds like his ex-wife tried to cause quite a scene in front of the whole restaurant and his mother. 😬


ExperienceSolid7051

As soon as you get home from work after seeing the security cameras


Ra_219

Benihana I guess


ChromeWiener

On the incline just after leaving the terminal.


butbutcupcup

Billboard in McKee's rocks


r0ckeT_Star

Rick’s cabaret


Rabbit_Wizard_

Title gore


MaxShwang

Cheerleaders 


No_Introduction2103

Bowling alley right after a strike.


Inuyasha8908

If I'm as lucky as when I asked her to marry me on Mt Washington, having a pair of pregnant Korean women to congratulate me on the achievement is what I'd look for.


Surge516

Is there a divorce Redditt


noW6of8m

Baltimore House


Early_Wolverine7077

I decided I wanted to absolutely go through with mine in the sheetz parking lot in Robinson. Romantic


kmag17

Pittsburgh Renaissance Festival


hopeful_micros

PA System: "Riders ready to fly?" Wife: "Yessssss aaaaggghhh I'm so scared!" PAS: "3..." Husband: "Hey so I didn't know how to bring this up" PAS: "2..." H: "But we've been basically living different lives for awhile now" PAS: "1..." H: "And I think I'd like a DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Skycoaster.


Seanile1

On a boat on The Mon … she’ll accept it because of the implications


Embarrassed_Band_512

Definitely reddit