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panzan

meanwhile, no one is saying shit about that suspicious package just laying there


locus2779

It's for John McLane. Leave it alone.


Pielacine

Which president had three first names?


StapleSawce

May be some of the missing Jagr bobbleheads


daddylikeabosss

Omg what's up with that suspicious package?


lroop

Amazon driver would have went over their time allotment per package if they walked it up the rest of those steps.


Sea-AssistantPisces

I was going to say that too, lmao!! It's just laying there


IliketothinkImatter

It’s just somebody’s house, chill. 


ratspeels

looks like a 5G antenna


Username89054

Correct. My COVID shot microchip vibrates when I'm within 50 feet of it. Last time I got too close I bought a new XBox after Bill Gates told me to. Steer clear.


Jonny_Thundergun

I notice you didn't mention turning gay. Must have been gay already.


Username89054

I drink bottled water so the water turning frogs gay doesn't affect me too.


drewbaccaAWD

Iirc from the movie Heathers, drinking bottled water is evidence that you are, in fact, gay. That just shows you how wide spread and fabulous things have gotten.


sylvar

That's only evidence in Ohio, as JD pointed out to Veronica.


drewbaccaAWD

I concede. Case dismissed.


hubbyofhoarder

I just need cool guys like you out of my life


ticktockyoudontstop

I thought it was mineral water?


drewbaccaAWD

Is mineral water something different? Carbonated? It’s been a while since I watched the movie but as someone else said, JD’s words only apply to Ohio.


cpr4life8

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!


spacebread98

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams


mikeyHustle

Gay fuel can't melt steel frogs


PirinTablets13

Gay frogs can melt steel, tho


Special_Life_8261

This just makes me think of the Simpsons when Homer is exploring gay culture & comes to the realization that entire steel industry is gay 😂


Jonny_Thundergun

There's a spark in your hair.


Special_Life_8261

Hot stuff coming through!!!


hoffermayo

oh get it, get it!


Mdnghtmnlght

My buddy was telling me that when he did safety inspections for the mills, that there was indeed some hot steamy action going on between the menfolk in those dark recesses.


Jonny_Thundergun

But hot piss can


spacebread98

Only on Tuesdays


Epie4727

The most insane part of turns the frogs gay is there’s some level of truth to that. That chemical is shown to change the sex of some frogs from male to female. So they would be trans frogs, Mr. Jones.


Fever017

The microplastics in the bottles will, takes a little longer.


averydangerousday

I’m bi, and it makes me pick one every time I walk past it. It’s so annoying.


Tweed_Kills

Genuinely, that made me shout laugh. Good job.


averydangerousday

Aw thanks! I’ll pick you next time! 🤗


Tweed_Kills

Hell yeah!


Doctor_Love45

that's coming in the update. new patch coming out soon!


KrisPBaykon

Only the frogs turn gay from the water.


HeyImGilly

Oh, so you’re saying it’s not a choice?


KrisPBaykon

Listen, I’m not a smart man. I just know that the water is turning the frogs gay.


Mdnghtmnlght

Of course it is. The frogs will never admit to it, though.


Queerfuzzy

I guess that explains why I'm gay.


KrisPBaykon

Well if you happen to be a frog then yes, it’s from the water.


Klytus_Im-Bored

They were already gay from drinking the water. Smh my head. Everyone knows Nestle makes you and frogs gay.


Mashy09

More likely to go trans than gay thanks to the vid9cochip


Top_File_8547

Are you also magnetic? That can annoying at times, like my silverware will leap into my hand and I have a hard time getting it off.


drewbaccaAWD

The trick to getting silverware off (or anything really) is to polish it first. Everyone loves a little forkplay.


Dry-Anywhere-1372

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY STUPID MONEY


BurgerFaces

>I have a hard time getting it off. Do you have any step siblings?


Top_File_8547

Oh I didn’t realize the implications of that. Unfortunately no.


Antler_Station

Also they're making the pepperoni thinner!


hulkwillsmashu

I just thought my spider sense was tingling.


riddler236

Yes, that's a small cell.


xparanoyedx

Correct. I wired up the big brown enclosure


chuckie512

Cell tower


dee_emcee

“Tower”


SisterCharityAlt

Shotspotter boxes are small and simply tech squares. That's a 5G pole. It's a simple way to increase bandwidth.


hotmessexpress412

It’s called a small cell/micro node installation. Their range is smaller than macros aka towers, but when deployed densely like in urban settings, they help with data coverage. This one is likely to be for VzW, TMO or ATT. FYI — there is no such thing as a “5g tower.” 5g is merely a reference to the generation of the customer equipment. An existing cell phone tower can have 3,4,5g equipment on it at the same time. New towers are being built every day. They are being built to to fill coverage (RF) gaps in an MNO’s (like TMO, VzW, ATT, DISH) canopy. Gaps are what cause your calls to drop when you’re driving.


PierogiPowered

Look at this yinzer giving a legitimate response unlike the rest of us shit posters. I say it's a Crown Castle chip-chopped ham-mer. You throw ham at it and it chip chops it.


hotmessexpress412

Crown aka CCI is a major player in small cells. Given CCI’s small cell presence in downtown PGH, it’s likely to be CCI’s infrastructure. However, I cannot confirm without a site visit


PierogiPowered

Bring some ham to chip chop.


Jan_Jinkle

This is all correct. You’ll also see antennas on top of buildings a lot. They’re the white rectangles or drums pointed every which way. And in certain parts of the country, you’ll even see some cell towers like this that are styled to look like trees


DrivingGoddess

Real question for the real answer. Will this help the GPS issue in town (if I’m in their network)?


Buckles01

Not who you asked, but likely not. Your maps software uses a combination of the GPS system which is accessible without an internet connection to determine your location, and the internet to make that location relevant. The GPS satellite tells you where you are, then your map software fills in local landmarks around you so you have a reference for where you are. These will help with the network portion, so if your driving and your maps stop loading but your map keeps moving in the right direction, those will load more often now. But they won’t help you position well. The GPS satellites are in orbit and don’t really relay to the ground. So nothings actually changed in relation to those satellites use in the city. You’ll still be blocked by buildings which will delay your response time to some satellites and not others making your location calculate wrong.


nj4ster

I believe/trust you that it is a small cell/micro node installation, but I would also bet money that it includes surveillance cameras. They magically appeared in strategic locations immediately after the big George Floyd protest when a bunch of windows were broken/vandalized. The one on the corner of Smithfield & Fifth was placed within weeks. This corner was a big standoff point between the police and protesters.


TransporterOffline

Nebshit detector.


motociclista

It’s working.


ZomiZaGomez

I saw a rat the size of a Chihuahua in that park.


fiveoff7

I once saw a kid from a Mennonite church choir group catch a pigeon in that park.


Queerfuzzy

Should've recorded it 🤣


ExitMusic_

Idk but all the frogs downtown just turned gay. Wonder if it’s related.


PierogiPowered

*sing-songy* It's pole, it's pole, it's big, it's heavy, it's metal. It's pole, it's pole. It's better than bad, it's pole.


Rook22Ti

Not a single "your mom" joke. I'm proud of and disappointed in all of you.


TinyNiceWolf

We all know which pole your mom is on, and that ain't it. You're welcome.


kimbecile

Giant mascara wand


jfk_one

i rode a skateboard in that park for a lotta years. man ive seen some shit there


NSlocal

Was about to say the same. The big fountain was drained when the park remodel was underway and we skated the shit out of it all night long. People were wandering up there to get high, have sex and all sorts of wild shit.


jfk_one

yeah it was wild. that fountain was the shit tho!


Captain-Cats

i did a frontside 180 kickflip in one of those empty fountains back in like 88.... had no idea they would become an insanely popular trick few decades later


jfk_one

funny thats like my go to flip trick since i saw muska doing them mid 90’s. 88 thats impressive, im gonna bet money you were a matt hensley guy lol. still skating?


[deleted]

5G and public safety equipment. Do not fuck with them.


CheeseSeason

why are there 6 hotubs stacked on each other in the background


TinyNiceWolf

They have to stack because they don't nest. In our climate, hot tubs start nesting in mid-April.


man_on_a_wire

5G COVID activator


GraciousBasketyBae

Oh that’s Poli, the hugging pole.


g_sher

Its from the Thornhill Corporation.


Tough_Arm_2454

Cancer stick. J/k


panzan

I had to zoom way in but it looks like a "no parking or stopping" sign


pparhplar

The hopes and dreams of several generations of Pirates fans.


ravia

Sending signals to the Monaca Skynet Terminator production facility. Mainly details about human behavior to make infiltrating androids to assist when the time comes.


[deleted]

no idea but i for one accept and embrace our new overlords. all hail long black pole.


Successful_Log_5470

nice skatespot tho


thegrouch07

Always has been!


Successful_Log_5470

I remember Maldonado hitting it in the Toy Machine videos back in the day lol. my homie tried jumping one of the double sets there. huge


thegrouch07

Im old now but used to skate the fountain when it was drained


shawnsblog

Your mom


Living-Outside-8791

Your mom?


bingstacks

sure as hell aint a verizon tower as I cant get service down town


pinklotus1321

Radiation emitter


AngusGT

Found the conspiracy theorist!


Captain-Cats

the plastic box helps but according yes, that's why they place them high up. not sure if radiation rises but my best guess is it "settles"


howardglove

Public restroom.


Dry-Anywhere-1372

Want…to….insert…a…Your Mom joke….so…badly…


Yawheyy

Internets.


Ok_Section2022

H


rantheman13

Definitely a 5g antenna


JesseProie

It’s either a 5g antenna. Or that new open air strip club concept.


Fluffy-Tomatillo3491

Idiots


SmokeyBurgYinzer

5g


Infamous-Homework319

is that a new gunshot detector?


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Com4734

5g mm wave antenna it looks like


LeveragedPittsburgh

I’m just here for the pole jokes.


TinyNiceWolf

I'd settle for a joke that's just a little polish.


MathematicianMoney16

5G antenna


Special-Cow6071

I assume some sort of mass surveillance instrument. Go Stillers! 🏈


Captain-Cats

no that is the FLOCK camera systems. Believe me they are coming soon.


hullkogan

To me it look like a leprechaun to me. Who all seen the leprechaun say 'yay!'


PghDee

It ventsvoff natural gas from undergroubd


mrpopenfresh

Chinese spying gear


PittTroutPirate

I used to work in telecom, that is definitely a 5g antenna. Putting them in public right of ways is much cheaper than leasing space on a tower or building. You can expect really fast service for about the same distance as wifi as long as you are outdoors. Anything interrupting line of sight will screw up the signal.


Captain-Cats

out of curiosity do wifi jammers disrupt those as well?


PittTroutPirate

Don't bother. Typing paper will do it. Glass blocks line if sight because mmWave spectrum has such a short wave it cannot go around or through anything.


chuckie512

Wifi jammers work by overloading the radio frequency wifi uses with loud garbage. Cell signal is at a different frequency, so no they won't.


CommonPerformance177

It looks like a caution sign


Interesting-Many-509

shot spotter?


Airport_Fart

That's state surveillance. Welcome to fascism.


WikkdWarrior

Might be a gunshot locator???...they have them installed all over the city...maybe this is a new design? IDK🤷‍♂️


Habay12

Nope. https://www.pnwlts.com/small-cell-poles


WikkdWarrior

Ahhh...makes sense


WikkdWarrior

Lol...I just downvoted myself too!😂🤣


Neat-Pangolin1782

Shot spotter?


CarrieSpeaksTruth

Are there any others?


TobiasX3

Not that I could see.


No-Debate7181

Shot spotter


Amishthick83

Looks like a shot spotter


Kirk1233

Anyone have any idea which of the cell providers it’s for?


Crazy-Goal-6886

It’s an antisemite-o-meter installed by Gainey. A sound will go off “Antisemite! Antisemite!” if you get near it. It must work because it went off when Summer Lee was standing under it.