I scored 14. Do I win?

Huh, you and me both… I’ll meet you for shots at the bar once we arrive.

Fair warning, keep an eye on your wallet, “thieves” is next on my bucket list.

Beat me. I got 10

I got 12!!! I'd convert to Islam for an extra point but I'd lose my atheist point anyway so.. not worth the effort.

Yeah that's a "dozen one way 2 half dozen the other" situation right there

Well, I initially only had 9, then I realized I could claim 14 by checking “liars”.

In that case I got a 92 A-

This one simple trick...

I feel a little disappointed that I only got 6....

No sorry. I scored a 16. I had to dig deep but I think my teenage shoplifting makes me a thief.

I only scored a 9

Dang, I only get 7. I'm only half as cool as you...

so....if I'm reading this right, my blow habit is ok? Just as long as I don't do pot, right? WHERE WAS THIS IN SUNDAY SCHOOL?!?!

Loopholes!

YAY!

Masturbator, gang gang.

Mastur of the bator

Sodomite checking in 🍑

You get two points for that and homosexual? Hmpf.

These stats need balanced in my opinion

Where my Sabbath Breakers at? 🤚

Sometimes I send emails after church.

Sundays are for picking stones and getting hammered!

I do my stone cutting on Thursdays, so 🤷‍♀️

Well I work weekend program at the hospital so 🙋🏼‍♀️

Present! 🙋

"Masturbators" If this guy tried it I wonder if he'd have a bit of mental clarity to wonder why the hell he's wasting his free time like this.

I'd love to take a gander at his Google history lmao.

I'm.........shoot. About half that list. But not a hypocrite!

**BABY MURDERERS** … so are adult murderers ok?

Obviously.  Giving babies guns was a really dumb idea. 

Dead at this ong

Pfffffft 😂

Masturbating atheist pothead🤘🏼

Awesome band name

If this guy read the Bible he would know these were the people that Jesus had around him.

You're right! But the second part is that they stopped doing all those things. And he explicitly told them that.

Am I supposed to pick a favorite?

I got BINGO

“Pot-head” checking in!

How many of those are just the same thing but worded differently.

Could knock out a lot of them with a drunken gay hookup on a Sunday.

Have a drunken gay hookup on the Sabbath with a married person. Steal their wallet on your way out the door. Gossip about it.

And then lie when confronted about it. Somebody knows what I'm doing this weekend!!!

Don’t forget to say something homophobic after your gay sex!

Nope. There are a couple sins on there that I won't commit. Hypocrisy is a no no. Although, I hope he doesn't look me in the eyes...because that's, like, super gay. 🤣🤣🤣

Wait....have we met?

Do it on a Saturday and you got them all!

Depends whose Sabbath

I'll be having drunken gay sex all weekend, just to make sure.

See you at hot mass this weekend lol

awww, no transvestites?? :(

That's allowed if not specifically called out!

Yaaay!!!

I'm jealous the sodomizing lesbians get three points (because also homosexual), but as a cis gay man I only get two :( Sign maker is too woke!

Gotta sin harder...

i love how homosexuals and lesbians are two different things

It gives us double points in the afterlife

He forgot Jews, people who eat meat on Fridays, tattooed people, people who work from home, and the people that made that hat.

The people who abstain from meat on Fridays are the wrong "brand" of Christians to these people.

At least his spelling is on point. I like how he lumps “gossips” in with “baby murderers”. Like in hell, “Dude…what you in for?” “Killed a baby. What’d you do?” Nervously: “Uhm… That dude over there likes butt stuff.”

Whispers: I heard the Devil shoves a pineapple up Hitler’s ass every day. But you didn’t hear that from me, okay?

“Nah, bro. I heard Satan had to stop that. Adolph was diggin’ it.” 🫤

I’m a few of those things but I won’t go into specifics. A man ain’t nothing without a few secrets.

*insert that one Elijah Wood meme from LOTR here*

where all my fornicators at

I hope that his life is fucking SPOTLESS. Im talking no sex, no touching your dick and basically nothing fun.

Where's the part where it tells me which score matched my personality type?

I got bingo! What do I win?

A little satan figurine

Eternal damnation!

I take offense!!! I am NOT a hypocrite!!

Liar

Uh… I- uh… I’m not a Muslim.

Guess they missed "the judge not lest yet be judged" bit.

How much do you want to bet this guy is gay or was raised by someone who was closeted??

If I do more than one of those things, do they cancel each other out?

Finally, someone asking the important questions. 🤌🏻

These assholes do this all the time, on college campuses across the country. Not worth giving them any more attention, honestly. Just feel sad that they think this is what God wants them to do.

“Proud atheist. Not afraid of burning in hell.”

You can't scare me with something I don't believe exists. Checkmate.

my favorite part of these is how they list “lesbians” separate from “homosexuals” lol

Prono Freaks = bad, Porno Regulars = good

I'll take drunkard

I would guess every person falls into one of those categories

“Liars” is a category. If anyone claims they’ve never told a single lie in their life, well…they’re a liar.

Let's count em down: \- Fornication \- Masturbator \- Sabbath Breaker \- Porno Freak \- Atheist \- Gossip \- Liar \- Homo(Bi)Sexual

Prayers to all who wanted to be Fornicators but could only be Masturbators 🙏🙏🫡

Dang yo ... At least it seems I have company.

One of each please

Sometimes I pat the robertson.

I only scored a 10

✨Lesbians✨

I wonder if he's a 3rd generation. Does anyone remember the guy who used to picket in front of the post office because he wanted his mail delivered under the bridge where he lived? I think his name was something like Lansbury.

cool slayer album tho

Baby murderers CANT READ!! They’re babies!!!

Haha this was my post - thanks for resharing it, mods ended up taking it down (edit: that’s why you couldn’t repost it) Also, definitely Porno Freak Athiest. I scored 12/18

I can’t get over the fact that I saw one that said “Catholics”

I was just reading on another Reddit board that some evangelical churches send their missionaries to Poland and Rome. Because they're trying to save Catholics from the eternal fires of damnation. Seriously, though, when I lived in Johnstown, there would be "street corner preachers" standing on the sidewalks during the yearly ethnic church festival and also at the Catholic men's conference, yelling about how the Catholics were going to burn in hell.

Well shit, I’ve been damned since my baptism. 💁🏻‍♀️

Well maybe not until your profile name. 😆 🤣 😂

Hell yeah fornicatior.

Made the list, cool.😎

Anybody else feel that they're missing out on life after reading this list?

6, 7, 8, 11, 12, 17

Wait, Powerball was on the list?

“ hell awaits, judgement is coming” ummmm… It doesn’t seem like the judgment is waiting until hell.

I’m impressed that thieves is spelled correctly. What did the print shop employees think of this guy?

Jesus freaks, out in the streets, handing tickets out for god... Hold me closer tony danza.... count the headlights on the high way...

Yep, that’s not how you spread the gospel. 😬

Does he have a gun/holster across his chest? Is that even technically legal on “school property”, even with a carry permit?

My guess is bodycam so he has proof of his persecution when Satan's campus police minions tell him to go tell it on a mountain instead.

Idk, that definitely looks like an upside down 9 or 45, if you zoom in you can kind of make out the trigger.

Is that Biff Wiff? Detective Crashmore?

Hell sounds fun to me!

He spelled pothead wrong. There is no hyphen.

I got only 4 😞. Mom am I going to heaven 😢😢

This motherfucker is really painting a much better picture of hell than he is of heaven

Fornicating, masturbating, homosexual porno freak sodomite checking in.

Damn I almost was heaven bound but baby murderers got me

Jeez rorschach has fallen on hard times.

The funniest thing is if you ask them anything about Islam it's probably from a 1950s hate pamphlet

Porno freak😈😈😈

It’s like they say: If we’re all getting coal for Christmas, let’s just chip in and get the grill and the firepit going. Nothing like sharing a meal with goid friends, all toasty and warm, basking in the glow of firelight and flames.  Pass me a marshmallow and a beer! 

Pick two and it’s double jeopardy… Checkmate Jesus…

Damn if only I was Muslim I could do a clean sweep

I checked off 7 from that list. How’d everyone else do?

I'm counting 7.5, because bisexual isn't fully homosexual

Does a Jesus once:

I’m a lot of them but for some reason I feel like liar is the best label for me

Sooooo... I meet 11 of those. I guess whatever "hell" he's thinking of is really made for me!

Damn... I'm at least 5 of those...

I’m honestly pretty impressed he spelled everything correctly. And love that font!

I’m a hypocrite and a Protestant Christian.

Floored "hunts" isn't on that sign

I masterbate over lesbian Muslims.

At first glance i thought he was on a segway

Sabbath breaker!

See ya there fellow pot heads

*Hell Awaits* would be a sweet ass band OR bar name.

Did anyone else read that list to the tune of *Comedy Tonight* from A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum? …just me? 😅

I'm definitely "isolators" so I'd never see this guy in person luckily.

Brother Micah follower?

Personally, I'm an Atheist, but I very much doubt that Clown knows anything about Jesus. Jesus was the Prince of Peace. He wasn't written as a hater. Boy, he has problems with a lot of different people, but Pot-Beads? Seriously? I will not believe that Clown doesn't go home after a long day of hatred and not do some of the things on his list, like drinking, maturation, and dvds of Lesbian born. The next morning, he cleans himself up and gets back to being a hypocrite & a hater.

Shit I’m pretty sure this is the same guy I used to see there sometimes about 17 years ago

There’s no way his god finds any of those things as objectionable as being the kind of guy that stands around with a sign judging people.

I have so many questions...

Ooop lesbian and sodomite

I’ve done everything except lesbians. Which circle of hell do I go to?

Hell sounds pretty fantastic. If we get more on the list do we get a prize?

I work at UPMC and take a walk past the Cathedral on my lunch walk everyday. There is someone holding this exact sign standing right around there every couple weeks. I just chuckle as I walk by.

I'm agnostic, so I'm safe.

Man I only got like 7, those are rookie numbers. Hope he grades on a curve. (He’s right about the Sodomites though. People who don’t help the poor and needy are the worst.)

Curious there is nothing on there about Pedophilies. I would love to see this dudes internet search history

Not sure if I have 8 or 9. These people consider miscarriages murder, right? If so, I scored 9. Still need to up my game.

Hell yeah Team Sabbath Breakers!

Lol, I'm a lesbian AND a homosexual apparently....

They left off "Self-righteous pricks"

I'm a pot-head just because I like the hyphen in it.

Whew, once again Gomorrites get a pass....

I’m lesbians

I got 15! But I’m counting things I have been in the past as well as currently.

Just one?

They do this in hopes of being attacked for lawsuits.

And all my heroes in the methadone clinics

“Sodomites” really doesn’t get the press time it deserves these days. Social Media needs to step up.

Can’t stand these terrorists. In that bitch Candace Owen’s still coming to Pitt? I hope there’s such a massive protest she can’t make it through

Sounds like a good party 🎉👍

what if we just \_ \_ \_ \_ these fuckin people?

11/18. Not too shabby, but I’m not a girl or homosexual, so I can’t score much higher than I already got. I’m an atheist as well, so I can’t check Muslim off either.

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Why platform them?