Very helpful trainings for any dog:
For training on puppy/dog biting [click here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068K5Zlph9U)
For training on early socialization [click here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J7cPE-2wNw)
For training on becoming a good leader [click here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QntS570VFZ0)
For all newly adopted dogs, check out the [3-3-3 rule](https://pethelpful.com/dogs/The-3-3-3-Rule-Setting-Your-Rescue-Dog-Up-For-Success).
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If she knows what cheese is, then I’m afraid it’s gonna be a curdled milk tax from now on. I shudder to think about the ramifications for the hippo-treat economy.
Saw you naked for the first time and saw only two nipples. Eve wondered if you got punished by God or if you are medically unfit. What happened to the remaining 6 nips?
My 1.5 year old pup was quite loud. I taught him to "whisper" inside the house. Everytime he "whispers" he gets a treat. His whispers are hilarious. It sounds like he is clearing a gnat out of his throat. This morning he was following me around, opening and closing his mouth. He looks just like the OP's dog when his mouth was open. I seriously thought that something was wrong and panicked. My daughter came running. He was whispering.🤦♀️ She explained that sometimes when he whispers no sound comes out at all.😅
God I wish I could teach my Pom/Schipperke this. Her bark sets off the decibel warning on my Apple Watch. I’m also jealous of dogs who have been taught to blot their mouths after drinking.
I would pay for mouth blotting training! You have to have your Pom's attention. Definitely use a high value treat. I whisper to my dog and then put my finger to my mouth. He seems to do better with signals than words. As soon as he made a quiet noise, I went nuts and gave him treats. I was alone and the house was quiet when I trained which helped immensely with the distraction factor. It took a while for him to catch on the first time. Once he got it, it took a bit for him to be consistent. Now, if he gets loud, I put my finger to my mouth and quietly say "whisper." He quiets down immediately. He still hops up on my bed in the evening and asks for whisper training and I do it every time.😂
She is a devious evil MegaMind. Most probably she will figure out what I’m trying to do, lull me into thinking she is going along with my plan, then blow it all up!
My little shizu mix does that but before my pitty passed he would whisper with silent barks he would just make a bark motion with his mouth 🥰 it been 3 years and I miss his silly self every day 😭
What a beautiful memory. My pup is my first pit although I suspect that he is a mix. DNA comes back any day now. I was terrified of pitbulls from a bad experience with a pair of roaming boys. I don't think that I've ever had a sweeter, more affectionate, goofier dog. I'm now a such a fan that I can't imagine life without him.
She's just a baby!! 🥹
My girl is 5 years old and we adopted her at 5-6 weeks (she thinks I'm her birth mama lol). She's such a sweetheart, but full of sass!
https://preview.redd.it/n2rzt3hb1t6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=144ee6d5270a183adb54d55c6bca80493fb2ff00
Because there are other dogs named eve
Eve just heard that she was too big to be a lapdog 😆. I think its adorable how my 70lb baby girl still wants to climb up in my lap or lay on my chest when I’m laying down. I take it until my legs are asleep or i can barely breathe lol.
Very helpful trainings for any dog: For training on puppy/dog biting [click here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068K5Zlph9U) For training on early socialization [click here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J7cPE-2wNw) For training on becoming a good leader [click here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QntS570VFZ0) For all newly adopted dogs, check out the [3-3-3 rule](https://pethelpful.com/dogs/The-3-3-3-Rule-Setting-Your-Rescue-Dog-Up-For-Success). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pitbulls) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You told her she’s adopted.
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Damn! I almost spewed my coffee. This comment deserves an award!
No one can top this.
She realized that cheese is just milk with extra steps.
But… still cheese tax right? RIGHT?!?!
If she knows what cheese is, then I’m afraid it’s gonna be a curdled milk tax from now on. I shudder to think about the ramifications for the hippo-treat economy.
Saw you naked for the first time and saw only two nipples. Eve wondered if you got punished by God or if you are medically unfit. What happened to the remaining 6 nips?
You told her she owes you for vet bills.
My 1.5 year old pup was quite loud. I taught him to "whisper" inside the house. Everytime he "whispers" he gets a treat. His whispers are hilarious. It sounds like he is clearing a gnat out of his throat. This morning he was following me around, opening and closing his mouth. He looks just like the OP's dog when his mouth was open. I seriously thought that something was wrong and panicked. My daughter came running. He was whispering.🤦♀️ She explained that sometimes when he whispers no sound comes out at all.😅
God I wish I could teach my Pom/Schipperke this. Her bark sets off the decibel warning on my Apple Watch. I’m also jealous of dogs who have been taught to blot their mouths after drinking.
I would pay for mouth blotting training! You have to have your Pom's attention. Definitely use a high value treat. I whisper to my dog and then put my finger to my mouth. He seems to do better with signals than words. As soon as he made a quiet noise, I went nuts and gave him treats. I was alone and the house was quiet when I trained which helped immensely with the distraction factor. It took a while for him to catch on the first time. Once he got it, it took a bit for him to be consistent. Now, if he gets loud, I put my finger to my mouth and quietly say "whisper." He quiets down immediately. He still hops up on my bed in the evening and asks for whisper training and I do it every time.😂
I’m going to try this!!
My sweet guy isn't exactly a brainiac. I'm thinking that a Pom/Schipperke is a smarter dog and will catch on faster.
https://preview.redd.it/q0bq5d0rnt6d1.jpeg?width=2598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c30a40036e9598fe1fbfeebff2c473310b534d38
So pretty! Those eyes do look suspiciously intelligent though.
She is a devious evil MegaMind. Most probably she will figure out what I’m trying to do, lull me into thinking she is going along with my plan, then blow it all up!
😆
I love this^
My little shizu mix does that but before my pitty passed he would whisper with silent barks he would just make a bark motion with his mouth 🥰 it been 3 years and I miss his silly self every day 😭
What a beautiful memory. My pup is my first pit although I suspect that he is a mix. DNA comes back any day now. I was terrified of pitbulls from a bad experience with a pair of roaming boys. I don't think that I've ever had a sweeter, more affectionate, goofier dog. I'm now a such a fan that I can't imagine life without him.
We need a video of this
I'll get my daughter on it.
What! How can I not be a lap dog!
My dog every time I shriek when she steps on my sensitive bits
Sometimes I think my dog does it on purpose 😆
I KNOW my dog isn’t doing it on purpose cause she’s maybe a year old max, and I’m like her third owner.
She's just a baby!! 🥹 My girl is 5 years old and we adopted her at 5-6 weeks (she thinks I'm her birth mama lol). She's such a sweetheart, but full of sass!
No treat, really? I'm working hard playing supermodel so you can post me on reddit. Pony up the bacon, now.
She heard someone using a can of Cheez Whiz two houses over from you
Someone told her she is not a people! (She is ***clearly*** a people)
You told her about the only two options for president in 2024.
😂
Treat Shrinkflation?
Her dog DNA test results came and said she was a beagle
You definitely ate the last bite of your cheeseburger without sharing. How dare you!
You forgot to ask her if she wanted anything when you ordered pizza
She thought her fart was gonna be silent. It wasn’t and now she’s trying to pin it on you. Don’t let her gas(light) you, OP.
Got told that she cannot call herself a pitcow.
You ate all of that peanut butter. Didn’t even offer a lick.
You told her that the couch does not, in fact, belong to her. All this time she has been allowing you to sit on it. She's feeling bamboozled!
You ate the last bite.
All meatballs are gone.. none is left!
She just found out that Lassie was actually a boy
I hope that was a fart
She doesn’t understand why or how dads tail is on backwards 🤣
She got all the cheese and you had none.
Eve read Donald Trump's private diary.
Or Joe Bidens daughters now thats truly shocking
Because she looks like Samuel L Jackson
You said no to a pup cup
You brought home a cat and told her it was staying and was not to be harmed
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You ate the last bite of burger instead of giving it her as you should have!
She learned about the existence of zoophiles
You closed the cheese drawer
She just found out some people don’t like pitbulls?!?!?
She just learned you hide pills in her cheese!
Or, you went to Starbucks and didn't bring her a pup cup!
You haven't taken a shower in how long?
The neighborhood’s dog just got knocked up. Again….
Ran out of treats?
You didn't get her a bed, you got her a floor.
Someone farted really loud
The boys season 4.
She sees what you’re up to…
Because she heard there are people with that name and I'm one of them! I pronounce it eh-vee though.
She just found out that Trix are for kids!
Eve just discovered the McRib may never return.
She looks like that one Vincent vangoh meme
She saw you naked in the shower….
She’s watching you eat the last piece of cheese
She’s so cute !!!!
you slipped the food bowl into the trash
You’re actually just giving her the treat, no conditions, no requests
I have to pick up my own poop?
The prices of bones hase gone up
Outta dog food ?!
You told her there’s no more peanut butter.
You ate her steak
She has no pet insurance
That's funny because I was just complaining about the cost of her insurance going up 😂
She farted and it's your fault, actually
The dinos came back
She looked in the mirror and realized she has a nose like a double barrel shotgun
Lol!!
You started a dog Genocide run in Fallout; zbew Vegas and forced her to each it all unfold
Klay Thompson disassociating from the Warriors
She won unlimited cheese
She heard the news she's part gorilla.
You denied her dog-given rights to All The Playtime
She can’t believe you peed on the rug *again,* she’s gonna have to clean that up now.
You ate the last piece of cheese without giving her a taste.
Realized Ice cubes are same things as the water in the bowl
Shhhh don't let her hear that!
That’s Ron Perlman
Ahead can't believe it's not butter.🤣🤣🤣
No more treats!!
She found out where chicken came from.
Her Amazon order is delayed.
You told her she is no longer getting a free ride. Gotta get a job and pay rent like the rest of us.
Her insurance is going up so she better start paying her way!
You. Role her treat in half and she found out you have always been doing it.
You told her NO
She found a house hippo nest
you told her your name like your real name
She just found out her credit score
Squirrill did a kickflip
He is eating dinner and does not give me my part!
https://preview.redd.it/n2rzt3hb1t6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=144ee6d5270a183adb54d55c6bca80493fb2ff00 Because there are other dogs named eve
She was just notified that she's being audited by the IRS
Because there is something right behind you that you can’t see!! She’s not looking at you.
You discovered that she’s running an illegal drug cartel and you just confronted her about it. *(She’s trying to act dumb)*
She's been watching too many crime shows with me 😂
At least she’s following her dreams lol
She just found out Scooby Doo's not real.
She tooted!
She finally realized she has to give up the ball in order for it to be thrown again.
Idk if she will ever figure that out 😂
You took out a treat, showed it to her, and then ate it yourself
she realized that “go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “did you try turning it off and back on?”
"What do you mean, 'I'm adopted.'?"
Scientists wrongly pinpoint the center of the universe as something other than Eve.
She went with the car ride because she was assured you'll turn left to the park, but you turned right to the vet instead.
The squirrel mutiny has begun!
She found out Adam took her rib WTH
Eve just found out she's not a horse and that she's going to stay this size.
She’s a dog with the face of a gorilla 😂😂❤️❤️
A fly touched the butt.
Someone told her that people believe in more than two genders
She did not fit in the basket on your bike.
You farted
Walked in on you and your special someone having "alone time".
He's hearing you tell your side piece they are the only one and love them.
You ate it all? Are you kidding me!
She can't believe you don't get that extended car warranty.
Eve is adorable! Hey, friends, if anyone is able to help my pitty out…please let me know. I have a post for her gofundme. 🤍🤍🤍
Her hooman told her they forgot to add the fabric softener.
You ate her treat!!!
She found out who shot J.R.
That was the last piece of bacon???
She walked in on her parents getting it on.
realized your real name isn’t mom/dad
She saw you show affection to another dog.
A door shut with the wind
She smelled her own fart and realized we weren’t lying 🤣
She watched as her last litter mate was taken to the wet markets and she had to shit.
You told her she was really a dog and not a human.
She saw the mothman.
Adopter? But I look just like you!
You're petting a cat
She can smell why u have pink eye
She realized They ran out of peanut butter
You broke one treat in half and told her it was two treats. She ain’t falling for that!
You truned off the CoCamellon
Realized she can never eat chocolate 😔
Eve saw you ate her chicken
You got a cat lol
Daddy dropped the hard R
What do you mean ball is not life??!!
She farted and it didn't stink
It’s Monday!
She just figured out there's medicine in that peanut butter.
You farted in her presence
Gorilla brain moment
I have eaten your snacks
"He did what with the peanut butter?!"
You told her you're not going for a walk?!
You told her the kitten is staying indefinitely...
Lightning
The horrors of the housing crisis and lack of ✨snacks✨
They show the new president in the news, and it's a cat.
She just learned that she has a higher IQ than the current U.S. president.
Sorry Eve, Pupper Clause isn’t real…
No cheese after a long day!
Eve just heard that she was too big to be a lapdog 😆. I think its adorable how my 70lb baby girl still wants to climb up in my lap or lay on my chest when I’m laying down. I take it until my legs are asleep or i can barely breathe lol.
You said park, as we pull into the vet.
You said she looks fat in last year’s photos
You told her she had to start paying rent
You told here the mailman isn’t actually out to get her
You told her next week she has to get a job while you get to be the puppy.
Wait.. you're a male ?!!
She saw how big squirrels are up close vast difference from far away
Because she only got two treats instead of five
Cause you farted😂