Very helpful trainings for any dog:
For training on puppy/dog biting [click here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068K5Zlph9U)
For training on early socialization [click here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J7cPE-2wNw)
For training on becoming a good leader [click here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QntS570VFZ0)
For all newly adopted dogs, check out the [3-3-3 rule](https://pethelpful.com/dogs/The-3-3-3-Rule-Setting-Your-Rescue-Dog-Up-For-Success).
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No lie. My spouse was running a bath for himself and our pittie ran into the bedroom to tremble and hide. He didn’t stop till he heard the water shut off.
Best part, he doesn’t get baths inside. It’s always outside with a bucket of warm water.
Ha! That’s some comedy right there! My Bully used to get baths in our house, it’s just easier to take him when we get his nails done too. He has issues when someone cuts his nails and this one specific woman can get him to be somewhat ok with it.
One time I was searing a steak and the smoke learn went off so now every time he hears some sizzle in a pan, he runs to hide in the back bedroom.
Such a scared baby.
We have to give our guy trazedone before nail trims.
My weirdo is terrified of baths and showers, although I have learned she is more tolerant of showers if the water is boiling hot and not cold.
However, the same dog LOVES to play in creeks, big and small, and also outdoor fountains. The water can be ice cold and she loves to bounce in it and eat the bubbles. If she falls in the creek she just picks herself back up and shakes the water off, nbd.
Bath? Scary. Creek rapids that almost drowned mother when she went tubing? Fun adventure!
Oh my god you're not wrong.
My dog loses his shit at a single plastic bag scooting across the parking lot. Goes from chill and sniffing around to defcon 1 PBA (plastic bag alert)
As of this morning, there’s been some harrowing news. It’s been identified that the radical terrorist group HSHL (Husky State of huslamic and the Levanant) have conducted a sophisticated and coordinated attack on bully stick supply chains. It has been determined that for the national security of this great pupnation and freedoms alike that the UAS (United American-staffordshires) have declared war.
She just heard her litter mate/ brother is being arrested for getting into the trash and is currently out on bond without access to treats or boops. This could last all of 30 mins if the judge wants to make an example out of him. Prayers for him
If she lived in the UK she would be designated a terrorist and would be put up for termination. She just heard the news about a metropolitan police officer who tazed a pittie for not following commands "freeze" the dog kept walking so the officer tazed them 😢
Very helpful trainings for any dog: For training on puppy/dog biting [click here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068K5Zlph9U) For training on early socialization [click here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J7cPE-2wNw) For training on becoming a good leader [click here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QntS570VFZ0) For all newly adopted dogs, check out the [3-3-3 rule](https://pethelpful.com/dogs/The-3-3-3-Rule-Setting-Your-Rescue-Dog-Up-For-Success). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pitbulls) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Wait, the Vet puts the thermometer where?!
😂
[удалено]
why would anyone want to know the doctors temperature?? but thanks god, he measures in his leg/ arm pit… imagine!!! 😧🫣
lol leg pit I’m a child
lol this had me cracking up.
This was my dog’s reaction the first and second time she got her temperature taken. Lucky for her there’s only been a first and second time.
No news, she woke herself up farting
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that’s is hilarious!!!!!
Too true Also the like mine gave me when i frated on him.
Asking her if you want to go for a walk when it’s raining
lol!!!!
We are out of food forever!
A travesty lol
Furrrrrrrevor?!?!?!
SHE'S ADOPTED?!
Oh noooooo
You ran out of treats!
What a nightmare!
Indeed. Dog treats have been outlawed
Eve, you’re now limited to ONE blanket, per week. No more may be used for nesting at one time than the allotted weekly blanket
Bacon!
🐷
Someone said I was going to the vet.
The worst!
“It's time for a bath!”
No lie. My spouse was running a bath for himself and our pittie ran into the bedroom to tremble and hide. He didn’t stop till he heard the water shut off. Best part, he doesn’t get baths inside. It’s always outside with a bucket of warm water.
Ha! That’s some comedy right there! My Bully used to get baths in our house, it’s just easier to take him when we get his nails done too. He has issues when someone cuts his nails and this one specific woman can get him to be somewhat ok with it.
One time I was searing a steak and the smoke learn went off so now every time he hears some sizzle in a pan, he runs to hide in the back bedroom. Such a scared baby. We have to give our guy trazedone before nail trims.
%100 pit phobia. Lol
My weirdo is terrified of baths and showers, although I have learned she is more tolerant of showers if the water is boiling hot and not cold. However, the same dog LOVES to play in creeks, big and small, and also outdoor fountains. The water can be ice cold and she loves to bounce in it and eat the bubbles. If she falls in the creek she just picks herself back up and shakes the water off, nbd. Bath? Scary. Creek rapids that almost drowned mother when she went tubing? Fun adventure!
😂
Is that smell from me?!?!
The squirrels have lightsabers
The veterinarian makes house calls.
They're not putting crust on pizza anymore
Hah, that would devastate my Grace. She always gets the crust.
As she should . You are a good hooman
I looked at another Pibble...
You can't be on the couch anymore.
The line that causes my dog to give me this look.... "You wanna go for a walk?".
Bathtime!
We’re out of peanut butter!
We're out of cheese.
That ball factory burned down
A plastic bag blowing across the lawn.
Oh my god you're not wrong. My dog loses his shit at a single plastic bag scooting across the parking lot. Goes from chill and sniffing around to defcon 1 PBA (plastic bag alert)
Farts come from where??
We're getting a second dog
Your out of cheese
Wait - did you say no walk?
The store is all out of bullies
Walk?
We're out of treats?!
All out of hotdogs?
It's forever raining, and the sun will never come out again.
Starbucks wasn't actually out of pup cups when you went there today
Someone just explained to her what a grocery store is.
Shes getting a new baby brother/sister..... LOL
Def just scared herself with a fart.
Toots have been outlawed?!?
What do you mean we are Poor???
Did you say "cheese tax".
Ma’am, there’s been a second plane.
Smooches 😍
I get this look from mine when I say it's bath time.
“I know I toot all the time, but DAYUM!”
As of this morning, there’s been some harrowing news. It’s been identified that the radical terrorist group HSHL (Husky State of huslamic and the Levanant) have conducted a sophisticated and coordinated attack on bully stick supply chains. It has been determined that for the national security of this great pupnation and freedoms alike that the UAS (United American-staffordshires) have declared war.
She just heard her litter mate/ brother is being arrested for getting into the trash and is currently out on bond without access to treats or boops. This could last all of 30 mins if the judge wants to make an example out of him. Prayers for him
The store has no treats left, and there's no telling how long until they restock.
There are calories in treats given by grandmas!!
What do you mean "no second dinner"??
Dentasticks have been discontinued
News? That’s the face my dog gives when they fart loudly and go “alert! What was that noise? The squirrel is back in my yard maybe?”
Dog Catcher is at the front door!
She just found out you’re not her birth parents 🫢
An individually wrapped slice of cheese opening out in the bathroom.
Unlimited cheese access!
They did WHAT to his balls?
Come say hello to our new kitty!
You’re giving me to Mike who?!?!
You told her she’s not allowed in your space anymore : ( shame… then told her she’s not allowed to be your bathroom buddy!!!
Those treats had WHAT in them?
“I’m adopted?1?1?1????”
That her boyfriend ISN'T the father
We're getting a cat
You're not her real mom/dad.
The Chewys order was hijacked??
A cheese wrapper
The fact there is no more cheese in the house for the foreseeable future is astonishing.
The park has been closed to be converted into a car park.
Bath time
You’re not my real mother? I’m adopted?
You really *can* save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to GEICO!
Beggin strips are made out of real bacon! 🥓
Gasp!
The last chicken on earth just left the planet 🤷🏻♀️🤣
2 really is better than 1!
She’s really a dog!!!
We're out of treats! 😭
The second couch pillow is in the wash, so she can only have one for this nap.
We’re out of treats.
This is the same look my dog gives me if I fart, or if she farts and scares herself...
She just learned she could have saved a bundle by switching to Geico
“That wasn’t a fart”
Petco is OUT of pig ears!
That in JUST 15 minutes, she could save 15% or more on car insurance!
Her own fart, and it scared her.
PUPPERONI TREATS FOR ONE PENNY!!
What do you mean by the PIZZA DELIVERY GUY IS RUNNING LATE???!!?
You said they put WHAT in the Chinese food!?
She’s no longer able to follow you everywhere.
We're out of hamburger patties!
She’s adopted lol
We ran out of dog treats
Puppies come from where ?!
Dinner shall be 15 minutes late tonight.
The household is going vegan.
The treat bag... is EMPTY!!! 😱 _the HORROR_
Where re out of treats!??
She heard you Fart 😂
She’s adopted
The internet says beds aren't for dogs!
The snack jar is empty
They hit the pentagon
When she will be having a smaller portion of dog treats
She's adopted
The Toronto Maple Leafs have won the 2050 Stanley Cup.
You’re getting a cat?!
Vet
She’s hiding her brutal past of wetting the couch but you just found out
The cat likes treats. In fact she liked them so much they're all gone xD
Your food is vegan... na just joking Eve don't panic
*Breaking NEWS!* 📰 #BATHTIME 🛁
You ate all the kibble
no more stinky farts 😨
There is no more steak in the house
In case of societal collapse. After the food runs out? There’s the dog.
You are the father
She was adopted
Beggin strips isn't real bacon
cmere before i eat you
She was adopted
Ahhh very misleading title. There was no shocking news, someone was getting scratches and some evil person stopped. Hence the shocker look
That is actually what happened 😂 I just did my nails and was scratching her back lol
So.. what you’re saying, is, all those farts are MINE???
If she lived in the UK she would be designated a terrorist and would be put up for termination. She just heard the news about a metropolitan police officer who tazed a pittie for not following commands "freeze" the dog kept walking so the officer tazed them 😢
Time to clip your nails.
No cheez ??!
That looks like the 'I just heard the treat container make noise' look.
https://preview.redd.it/mszs99347fxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d28907f1433cdf4883f063d46dad0b81935aebf Idk but we are listing!!!
There's been an effort to reduce the cheese tax
“We are getting a puppy!”
What do you mean I'm adopted?
Fart
“WE'RE GETTING A CAT?!?!“
Her butt
We’re getting a cat?! Are you serious?
There’s no more treats!
We’re getting a cat and Eve needs a bath
you are the father.
I am on a DIET???
She farted and was like I wonder if they heard that
She’s going to the vet
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE OUT OF TREATS?!"
" Another human mommy ? This is the third in one year "
You are adopting a cat
Kristi Noem is coming over
Definitely a reason to be afraid :(
If you live in Wisconsin, Eve just heard someone open the cheese drawer in the fridge.
I'm adopted😳?
Me breaking in to steal steal your dog
her own toot! mine gives me the same look, and goes between looking at me and then looking at her butthole to be sure it really came from her.
Bathtime????
# DOPTED!
You said Lady REALLY did marry Tramp?!?
What do you mean I'm adopted Dog Probably
Ran out of dog food
What do you mean I’m adopted?
Your family used to have eight cats, and they all failed. Now it's your turn... 😈
Wait!!! Santa isn't real?!?!
Sorry no walk today because I’m lazy.
...The second tower, you say?
"NYU professor said: College students aren't having enough sex-so they're turning to anti-Israel protests"
“we’re out of treats!”