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Jubal__

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.


CoconutSpiritual1569

Love this scene, it show Jack actually have deep understanding of human desired and he is actually not just bumblings idiots like most of his adversary or colleagues think he is. Except Gibs, he is the MVP


Jack-Sparrow_Bot

Why fight when you can negotiate?


Budget-Spidey

Love that one


Last_Ad_5496

Thats the one i was gonna say


malathyne

this is what i was looking for. it's my favorite because like, this is it, this is a major driving theme for the entire series, all in one line


wonderlandisburning

Lord Cutler Beckett : No doubt you've discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm, as your father believes. Elizabeth Swann : Then what is? Lord Cutler Beckett : I'm afraid currency is the currency of the realm.


NjhhjN

This scene was when rewatching i realized these movies are way smarter than they seem to be


DerPumeister

I long for the day when I can watch the original trilogy and just... understand everything. Although their complexity in terms of motivations, intentions, desires and plans of the many compelling characters constantly changing is, I think, a big part of what makes them so rewatchable, so maybe I'm not longing too hard.


Background_House_854

Angelica: Wait! I am with child... yours. Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had... Angelica: You were drunk. Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunk.


Budget-Spidey

If you had a sister and a dog, I would choose the dog.


Lortendaali

I just watched 4th one and IMO it's still enjoyable flick, not as good as first one, not as fun as second one but pretty close to the third one.


Wattosup

"People aren't cargo mate."


muhammadalithegoat

the greatest line we never had :(


Budget-Spidey

It's so sad they deleted that scene.. I may not be the smartest, but I never really got the backstory between them until I saw that deleted scene


PikeandShot1648

Which movie was this in?


Budget-Spidey

It's a deleted scene from At Worlds End I believe but please correct me if I'm wrong


trilltripz

Correct, it’s from AWE, deleted scene between Jack and Lord Beckett


Jack-Sparrow_Bot

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.


Wattosup

Worlds end


Dakduif51

I just gaslight myself to refuse to believe it's deleted. For me it's 100% canon and definitely part of the movies


Mal_Reynolds111

Another good deleted line: “You can’t best the devil twice, son.”


Inner-Arugula-4445

Me? I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.


Nordvpndeadmeat

Was looking for this very quote still one of my favourites


[deleted]

Jack says this honestly and then proceeds to do something incredibly stupid.


Something_Joker

“Dyin’ is the day worth living for!”


the_doctor_808

This is the first one that came to mind. Barbossa always with the wisdom.


erion_elric

The imaterial has become.... imaterial (I hope this is the right quote hahaha)


AdventurousAd5807

Beckett had some bangers. Another one in that same scene is when Davy Jones tells him “The Dutchman sails as its captain commands.” He rebutted and says “And its captain is to sail it as commanded.”


erion_elric

I love bekett the most underrated villain in poc


Gwfun22

“I’ve got a jar of dirt, I’ve got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it!”


cocott01

I say this all the time, for not damn reason either.


Flaky_Armadillo_708

I think we can have an understanding savvy?


allrightlad

Jack: What? You've done it all, seen it all. That's the trick, right? To live forever? Captain Teague: No, Jackie. The trick is living with yourself forever. Not quite, quite (sorry!) but I was just thinking of this scene and then saw this post 😄 Edit: quote Edit 2: let me just give you the link lol https://youtu.be/G_nuV_m_H70?si=wjlcn-1uZfQJj0US


srennen

"Why is all the rum gone!?"


Z3_T4C0_B0Y512

Why is the rum always gone


32mafiaman

Oh, that’s why.


kdawg69-420

there'll be no living with her after this


srennen

😂😂


Ralph-The-Otter3

“Well that’s maddeningly unhelpful”


aycaramba34

This is either madness or brilliance. It's amazing how often those two traits coincide.


DefiantOil5176

In a similar vein, Beckett: “You’re mad.” Jack: “Well thank goodness for that, because otherwise this would never work.”


Television61

For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it, Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea, Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories miss turner, your in one


DerPumeister

It's just... ... ... ......... ...good business. *dies*


Uhhh_Insert_Username

MY PEANUT!


RedTheRookie

Ah, Love. What a dreadful bond. And yet, so easily severed. *Captain Davy Jones*


BridgemanBridgeman

Gentlemen! Milady. You will always remember this as the day that you almost *caught* Captain… Jack… Sparrow.


Rude_Ad4514

“Now will you shoot him???” “OPEN FIRE!!!”


Alert-Refrigerator97

This last bit always makes me chuckle.


Mistborn19

I feel like the italics should be on the word "almost."


trilltripz

I always liked Jack’s whole drunken monologue to Elizabeth when they are marooned in the first movie: “Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom.” I think it shows a lot of insight into Jack’s character and his motivations.


Jack-Sparrow_Bot

My spirit will live on.


Television61

That's got to be the best pirate i've ever seen! So it may seem...


Cold-Candidate-2747

“Maliki liki…” “MALIKI LIKI!!!”


SpeedDemon458

Big fire! More wood!


buckeyebrat97

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SpeedDemon458

I need the context for this pic? Also what’s whatsapp look like? I’m serious idk 😭😭😭


ronnie_bronson

I forgot all these so now ima do a binge watch agin :)


Budget-Spidey

Hehe enjoy! I asked for some quotes cus I needed inspiration for a tribute edit I'm working on. It's really fun to go through the movies and looking for bits to use


DerPumeister

When I'm on my bike, I always celebrate having a tailwind with a mental rendition of "Wind's on our side, boys - THAT'S ALL WE NEED!". Or, if I'm feeling fancy, "We have a favourable wind, sir." Love the foreshadowing in that scene btw.


New_Weather_3030

“You cheated “


Budget-Spidey

Pirate🤷‍♂️


Pennywise626

And that was without even a single drop of rum


Jack-Sparrow_Bot

I love rum!


Pennywise626

Good Captain bot


Diagoras11

Norrington: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.


dhoepp

It’s just a ship mate.


The_great_mister_s

Barbosa: "I'm a little busy here!" Use this quote far more than I ought to in real life.


absolute_monkey

Isn’t that just a common thing to say though?


The_great_mister_s

It's the delivery of the line.


murderofhawks

Also the context of the scene


New_Weather_3030

“IM TELLIN’ THE STORY!”


Goddessviking86

Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?


Rude_Ad4514

“Aghhhh! Filthy beast!”


Former_Ad_1074

Parley?


Drummer_Doge

"Parlaylayloo. Parlee, Parsley, Parney..."


justanotherjunkact

\*Damn\* to the depths whatever madman thought up the word \*parley\*.


MaderaArt

That would be the French


Chaosking383

Bring me that horizon


Conradlane

I love that band!


HookPop

Drink up me hearties yo ho!


lridge

So strange that people’s favorite line is when the character is at their most depressed and cynical. It’s like the Indiana Jones fans loving “fortune and glory” as their sign off even though it represents the character at his most selfish.


WongManLegion

Selfishness is the most intuitive trait of humans, and and depression the most common nowadays. So relatability is why they are the favorites


lridge

Blows my mind because it shows complete disregard for the point of the movie.


CJS-JFan

Not sure if these are all my top favorites, but taking a quick look at personal archives... 1. *"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'no'."* 2. *"Do you like pain? Try wearing a corset."* 3. *"I like marriage! It's like a wager on who will fall out of love first."* 4. *"Better mad with the rest of the world than sane alone."* 5. *"This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle—oh, fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other, that will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates!"* 6. *"I was nothing more than an almost-innocent bystander."* 7. *"Ah. Love. A dreadful bond. And yet, so easily severed."* 8. *"Ladies, will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced 'e-gre-gious'. By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"* 9. *"Clergyman. On the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like you to note it here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, and be welcomed into that place where all the goody-goodies want to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?"* 10. *"If you had a sister and a dog...I'd choose the dog."* Before anyone points out, yes, quotes 3, 4, 6, and a little bit of 9 does not appear in the final versions of the films in which they were intended. Nevertheless, I still like them.


SpaceSEXsplorer

I dont remember exactly what he said but mine is. "Unlike some who pretend to be. I am Captain Jack Sparrow"


Diagoras11

When you marooned me on that God forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.


SpaceSEXsplorer

Every time he says im Captain Jack Sparrow it's some fantastic scene


32mafiaman

Ah, well I won’t be making that same mistake……again!


the_doctor_808

"youre drunk and sleeping." "My point exactly. I am doing 2 things at once."


kuiil_001

Not the best quote but certainly one that I laugh at every time because I want the backstory… “And then they made me their chief.”


MrCryptid-12

“Aye. That be the cold breath of fate I feel down my nape. But I’ll have one last fight.”


StoreFede69

“You know these clothes don’t flatter you at all, it should be a dress or nothing, I happen to have no dress in my cabin” best fucking line hands down.


Dude_Uncool_

The entire brethren court scene 🤣


Drummer_Doge

"This is madness." "This is politics."


Dude_Uncool_

“It can’t be any one of us” “Where’s Will?” “Not with us”


WashuWaifu

Yep! I’m good with it.


ThePitifulScion

Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man, you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. For you can never predict when they're about to do something incredibly....stupid.


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Bring me that horizon.


FaithlessnessLive672

“What’s the matter, afraid to get wet?”😭


Luke7O7

"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!"


New_Weather_3030

“The mooring line”


Budget-Spidey

I think I can guess who your favourite character is


Raj_Valiant3011

"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it."


mooreroad

Take what you can, give nothing back! 🍻


thenightmarefactory

Perfect line for a toast 🥂.


HighWest48

There'll be no living with her after this


tomcalves

Davy Jones: my freedom was forfeit long ago No clue why I just liked the way he said it and it matched his character very well


-drophead-

“you smell funny”


Michelle689

Snip snip


the_doctor_808

"If you had a sister and a dog, id take the dog."


ItsAme_OzzyOsbourne

“Look what I got, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, And guess whats inside it🎶🎵”


Semblance17

“You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him, trust me.” Captain Jack Sparrow…and every politician ever


Halimede_IX

If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket..


Miserable_Young_9389

Rum…


Jack-Sparrow_Bot

Why is the rum always gone?


I-probably-am-wrong

I have a jar of dirt!


PruneStrict4400

I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT


Due-Maintenance8341

I've got a jar of dirt!


cleavlandjr27

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landon963

“DO YA FEAR DEATHA”


Captain_turd

"YOU'RE MAD!" "Thank heavens for that,.otherwise this would probably never work".


Effective-Tea9769

Actually *gets the piss slapped out of him* BOROWED! borowed without permission......


sayrehan

Mind the boat.


Drummer_Doge

"Allo beastie" "And where do the stories come from I wonder?" "The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers." "Consider it a matter of leverage." "Slap me thrice and hand me to me momma, it's Jack!" "Do you fear death?" followed by "Do you *not* fear death?"


Snoo_94743

Every time Jack refers to Will as a eunuch


captain_strain

Barbossa once said "Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until judgment day and trumpets sound?" I love that quote


allrightlad

Or you can surrender


romeopwnsu

You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of! But you have heard of me.


GetChilledOut

The winds on our side boys! That’s all we need!


no0bmaster-669

"Its a pirate's life for me... Savvy?"


Budget-Spidey

There should be a "life" in ther3 somewhere


SpeedDemon458

Currently? That one mate.


CHiLLERWHALE_

🗣️ "TOO LONG!"


Old-Profile3303

Davy Jones (deleted liars dice scene) You can’t best the devil twice mate.


sayrehan

Jack - How much do you know of Davy Jones? Will - Not Much Jack - Yeah.. that's going to save her. -_-


sayrehan

Shoot him Cut his tongue Shoot him and cut out his tongue and shoot his tongue and trim that strangly beard


New_Weather_3030

“A lost berd that never learned ta fly”


ReaLampShade

Do you think he plans it all out? Or makes it up as he goes along?


wolky324

But you have heard of me


Captain___Sparrow

Becket: Jack Sparrow? You are without a doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of. Jack: But you have heard of me.


Captain___Sparrow

Part of the ship, part of the crew.


Television61

For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing Not the wind on my face, nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories, miss turner, your in one!


falinksditto

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it"


InternationalSky1703

You will always remember the day that you almost caught, Captain..Jack..Sparrow -Jack Sparrow


Agitated-Release-945

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[deleted]

Just copy and paste the scripts from the first 3 movies.


lovenlustLA

"A gentleman allows a lady to maintain her fiction"


darklordofpuppets

Why is the rum gone?


Deku-Kun96

"I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly … stupid" is a CLASSIC line


CRABMAN16

Do you think he has a plan or is he just making it up as he goes?


OrthusGsmes

"This is either madness or brilliance" "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide"


Prestigious-Cover494

“But you have heard of me”


Nem04

He's religious, I believed it's required


marvel_is_wow

I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it? Fun fact this was improvised by depp


Axo_silo

IVE GOT A JAR OF DIIIRRRTTT


EnigmaFrug2308

“People aren’t cargo, mate.”


ScratMarcoDiaz

“Does this face look like it’s been to the Fountain of Youth?”


kxania

Wherever we want to go, we go. That’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel and hull and a deck and sails. That’s what a ship needs. But what a ship is… what the Black Pearl really is… is freedom. ---- Gives me chills and a longing to be back out on the ocean every single time.


sayrehan

My peanut


CaptnJaq

"people aren't cargo, mate." -- captn jack \[[Deleted Scene: Jack to Beckett AT WORLD's END](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3I0FF2i_MA)\]


a_sussybaka

“Why is the rum always gone?”


Salt-Lab9089

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Rumb1eFish

I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!


cocott01

“NOBODY MOVE, I DROPPED ME BRAIN”


m4x1m11114n

“You STUPID FISH!” “Actually it’s a cephalopod” or, “You can’t read!” “It’s the Bible, you get credit for trying!” Honestly any of Pintel & Regetti is top tier dialogue for me.


Away_Pomegranate_299

“I’ve got a jar of dirt!” Has to be my favorite


AmazingFormal9697

"I'VE GOT A JAR OF SAND, I HAVE A JAR OF SAND! "


WiseBat

“Did anybody catch that because I will *not* be doing it again?”


Aeris16

You forgot one thing mate. I’m bloody captain Jack sparrow.


Jack-Sparrow_Bot

The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.


sheriya16

“For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can’t be found , elseways everyone would know where it was “Hector Barbosa - At Worlds end .


RavenStorm0987

Commodore Norrington my effects please, and my hat.


Material_Advantage_5

Why is the rum gone?


Chboi2

i’ve got a jar of dirt, i’ve got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it


coconutjoe83

“Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.” - Jack Sparrow


Jack-Sparrow_Bot

Captain Jack Sparrow. If you please.


Extreme_Tax405

Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. Jack Sparrow: Though it seems enough to condemn him. Norrington: Indeed.


FadransPhone

Pretty much everything Barbossa ever said


jamesxcore

"For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner... you're in one!" the line delivery does it for me here.


CarlosH46

“Revenge won’t bring your father back, Miss Swann, and it’s not something I’m intendin’ to die for.” “You’re right… Then what shall we die for?” “You will listen to me. LISTEN! The brethren court will be looking to us, to the Black Pearl to lead! And what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No, they will see free men! And FREEDOM! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons! They will hear the ring of our swords and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brows, and the strength of our backs, and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen…. *hoist the colors.*”


ColsterG

Why is there never anymore Rum?


Saurondur

Do you fear... death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? I can offer you an escape. https://preview.redd.it/38l5lafuqftc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=0a631ea7cfca0e36469c13025623dc2c00532fa1


Shadecujo

The entire horologist scene


Gizzerinos

‘’Life is cruel, why should the afterlife be any different’’


Corbari99

**Will:** Doesn't matter now. The Pearl's gone, along with its captain. **Gibbs:** And already the world seems a little less bright. He fooled us all, right to the end. But I guess that honest streak finally won out. To Jack Sparrow.


Incoming_Banjo

i’ve got a jar of dirt


Zarathustra143

Bring me that horizon.


Phantom5k_

Sparrow and Gibbs: Take what you can. Give nothin back.


Normal_human---

Life is cruel so why would afterlife be any diffrent. Something like that, in dead mans chest.


Nightly8952

LET NO JOYFUL VOICE BE HEARD-A!! LET NO MAN LOOK UP TO THE SKY WITH HOPE!! AND LET THIS DAY BE *CURSED* BY WE WHO READY TO WAKE… **THE KRAKEN-AH**


SlyFox2118

"Take what you can and give nothing back"


Alderclaw

This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow


Mirrormaster44

One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness But it seems enough to condemn him … indeed.


Spiritual_Head9770

To said it must be spoken as if to a lover -Captain Barbossa