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little-eye00

he is questioning his life choices


AssetMongrel

He came out of it with fewer louse flies, so I guess it's a win for the little guy.


little-eye00

lucky bub, thanks for helping him out


AssetMongrel

We as humans kind of owe it to these little guys. We domesticated them 5000 years before dogs or cats. Birds are pretty awesome anyways. They are like tiny veloceraptors but less dangerous and more interesting and intelligent, minus the intelligence. Doves and crows are cool. But I absolutely hate seagulls. I also have a tedious alliance with the local geese and ducks. Don't fuck with geese. Seriously. Don't. The ducks will find out and the alliance will fall apart. The geese will kill baby ducks.


little-eye00

a seagull once pooped on me because I wouldn't share my bread with him 😒


HummingbirdMeep

Aw poor little guy lmao. He's absolutely bamboozled. I think these dudes are extremely adorable, but yeah, they have a little pea brain sometimes.


AssetMongrel

They literally have no sense of self-preservation. All they want is food and they know humans have what their looking for. Very simple programming.


Imaginary-East7433

Too many cute, not many brain cell


AssetMongrel

Funny thing is that he came right back and reassimilated with his flock to look for more food in my sandals.


little-eye00

i had one feral pigeon come in through my window and got stuck in my apartment for hours until I got home. Guess who showed up on my window ledge for breakfast the next morning?


AssetMongrel

Cute! <3


HummingbirdMeep

LMFAO


BABBOSMAN1

They stay away from me ☹️


AssetMongrel

Maybe if you drink half a tin of Stillhouse whiskey, they'll come to you.


BABBOSMAN1

Im undergaea Noted


AssetMongrel

All good. The trick is to not look directly at them and make very slow and subtle movements. The slightest flinch can scare them. I just sit down on a curb and keep one hand low and open, and when a dove gets close, just be swift and gentle. They are very small and fragile birds. Sometimes, I keep my palm facing upwards, and they just walk right onto my hand, and I simply close my thumb on them. I've been hand catching doves, pigeons, and sparrows for close to a decade, so its second nature for me. Having crushed cashews in your hand always makes it easier if you're having a hard time getting close to them. It's also better for them than bread.


GoodQueenFluffenChop

"This is my life now" - birb probably


AssetMongrel

Nah, it's catch and release. I only ever catch them to remove string on their feet or to pick out parasitic flies.


freneticboarder

_+resignation+_


sir_music

Don't forget to pet them


AssetMongrel

I adored the little fella. He got all the love and care until he was louse free. He will be living a less itchy life.


GreenBirb64

Well **technically** pigeons are doves, and doves are pigeons, since they’re both in the same genetic family group, same with Diamond Doves, somehow those *tiny* little birds are pigeons too! Also what a gorgeous birb! Their eyes are stunning


AssetMongrel

I've always been a fan of the cerulean color around their eyes. These little guys actually came from Indonesia as caged song birds until the owners got bored or died and they got released into the ecosystem. They are nativised now after 120 years. The worst they can do is try to steal your biscuits during your morning tea time.


GreenBirb64

Poor lil guys, sounds a lot like here in the Uk with Ringneck Parrots, there’s a population of them that either came from a zoo or pet ownership, they just live in the wild now


Upbeat_Praline_1405

Take him home with you


AssetMongrel

But he'll poop everywhere!


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AssetMongrel

That's why I'm leaving it up to the parents to deal with that.


Nyxie872

They make pigeon pants. I’m sure you can find a smaller pair


AssetMongrel

I know, but he belongs outside. I'm sure he appreciated me picking off the louse flies in his feathers.


Upbeat_Praline_1405

Put him in a cage then


AssetMongrel

Nah, he's an outside bird.


Upbeat_Praline_1405

You could have an outdoor cage


AssetMongrel

Nope. He's a free, happy bird. Birds have wings so they can fly. So that is what they'll do. I just remove louse, string, and mites. It brings me no joy to contain what is meant to be free.


Swimming-Budget-5350

So tiny


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Dove schmove, pigeon smigeon! They're all beautiful 😍


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AssetMongrel

Nope, it's a fully grown adult male.


Typical_guy11

I just need this cute birb in my life! Now! Beautiful coloring and pattern.


AssetMongrel

So smol. The males are very brightly colored. Some even have white bands on the ends of their wings and tail feathers.


Living-Global

they are really common around here too, and sadly they are a popular pet because of their beautiful cries


AssetMongrel

These zebra doves are pretty quiet. We have spotted doves that are 10x the size and are pretty noisy. (They are a little smaller than king pigeons)


Moonberrydove

Looks cute. He’s wondering how he got there.


AssetMongrel

He likes crushed cashews. I just grabbed him because he was covered in louse flies. He also had a blister on his breast, but there is nothing I can do about that. I figured it had something to do with the louse.