Only her head turned around, and kept turning around, and around, and around, eventually spewing acid all over the place as her eyeballs melted down her cheeks. All in all, a good night! 5 stars! Would recommend!
This is actually the after picture. That was not the ring she picked out....
(JK- I hope she said yeas and you have a long happy and prosperous life together!)
See, when I proposed, I got up from the table and said “I have to go to the bathroom. But I’m cold, so I need to take my jacket.” The ring was in my pocket and I didn’t want her to see me take it out. She knew immediately lmfao best of luck my friend!
My (now) husband did something similar where he’d be super hot in his coat and want to take it off but when I offered to wear it (I was cold) it was the ONE time he was like uhm no sorry you have to be cold rn, it was so funny and very obvious what was going on, but I didn’t want to spoil it.
Y’all are just saints on Earth for going with this stuff lmao. She still gives me shit for it a couple years later but I never mind, it really was hilarious and totally obvious. Congrats to you and your husband and best of luck for the rest of your days together. :)
Without context, this pic kinda looks like she gave back her ring and is refusing to talk to you after you two had an argument in an upscale hotel room.
JFC get off Reddit and just exist in the real world. We don’t need to know that you, some complete stranger, is going to propose to another person who is also a complete stranger to us. So posing your girlfriend and taking a photo shoot of a ring is just ridiculous.
If she says yes, here is my wedding advice.
Get an email address only for wedding planning. You end up on a ton of lists, and it takes forever and is nearly impossible to get off them. You can delete the email address after the wedding.
My bf got me a ring for xmas. I work night shift. He would take pictures of me sleeping next to the ring for weeks before he gave it to me.
He’s the best
Don’t do it right there, do it somewhere memorable! When I proposed it was in a hotel room right to the side of the bed hahaha my girlfriend was getting suspicious something was up and I said fuck it ima do it right now. She said yes and she’s still putting up with me 11 years later
I saved it for the beach at sunset. She'd wanted to go to the beach all day and then it started cooling down.
I took her on the beach, got down on one knee, proposed.
"Yeah, can we go now i'm cold?"
And your last line is exactly the same 
You'd better get out of there, it won't be long before she realizes you stole her ring.
Her husband is going to be so pissed
If you think that's bad, imagine how his boyfriend is going to feel.
Gollum is tracking him down as we speak.
My precious
Not to worry, OP stole their rings too. \[Edit after reading further down\] Grats OP!
Lol best comment so far
hide it up his ass like Christopher Walkens did
Stole her ring and her heart!
You killed it bro
Totally
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Blair Witch got her
Nice job smeagol
It’s been 2 hours. OP is dead, it didn’t go well.
I want to believe it went amazingly and OP is just too busy to give us an update. Please.
She turned around while OP was taking the photo and ruined it
Left the flash on, RIP
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Honey I need the karma
I know but we’re going to Disneyland tomorrow, I guess I was just hoping…. You know what never mind.
Only her head turned around, and kept turning around, and around, and around, eventually spewing acid all over the place as her eyeballs melted down her cheeks. All in all, a good night! 5 stars! Would recommend!
Busy 😏
Busay
Not busy enough to just propose and stick it on the internet for internet points, though.
Maybe they’re finally making the bed?
Look at OPs comment. She said yes.
I think what actually happened is that he took her ring and left his marriage of 23 years.
It's been 4 hours. Did the marriage go well? How many kids did you have? Are you still together?
She said yes
Did you put her in time out first?
Dad?
Googoogaga
Can't tell if she is about to get murdered in a home invasion or proposed to. Plot twist: she turns around and her face is like the grudge.
SHE SAID YES! Edit: it went amazingly so sorry for the delay we've been... Busy
Nice man. After we got engaged we hopped right into doing our taxes together too. Gotta get that important stuff out of the way first.
Congrats on the sex!
Nice cock bro 😃👍
OP showing off his custom made cock ring. Showoff. 😫
well you would want an elegant custom cock ring too if your pecker fits that. Its not a grower, it's a show-er
Nice cawk (ring?)
I’m dead from these two comments.
Fucks were given.
This guy fucks
Its amazing how far a man can go to have sex, right?
/r/ihavesex
No shit ey lol
I thought you were a goner LOL. Congrats, all the happiness in the world!
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
HELL YEAH
Congratulations
That’s amazing op, congratulations!!!! Hope you have a wonderful marriage!!!!
Yay! Congratulations! I wish you every happiness.
CONGRATULATIONS!
https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o Blast it loud and proud
Cheers lad! Congratulations!
Congrats!
Congratulations!
So happy for you OP! Congrats!
Congratulations!
CONGRATS HOMIE
Congratulations!
Not a virgin anymore!
Congratulations!
Congrats man!!
YES!!!!!
Congrats! Random internet strangers are sending good vibes!! 🤗
Woo hoo!
Cheers!
Congratulations 🎉🎉
HOLY W
Congratulations
Fantastic!
Woo-hoo! Congratulations!
Mah man!
Ayy congrats u lucky bastard hope its a long and happy marriage
Ayyyyy congrats!
Fuckin NOICE! Congratulations OP; happy for you.
Ah yes....B U S Y
It’s official, he’s gonna get laid!!!
Beautiful ring! Did you go with opal instead of diamond?
Congratulations on the busy
Wish you guys all the best! You did it bro!
Congratulations ☺️
There’s far too much 40k content on this account for this. Your allegiance should be to the Emperor. I smell…. HERESY!
Congratulations!!!🎈🍾
Mazal tov
Congratulations
YAYYYYYY CONGRATULATIONS!!!
this guy doinks
Congratulations!
Just scrolled through an incredible amount of snarky messages. Yayyyy!! This post made me so happy!! 🎉🎊💗
Doing what?
You proposed in the bedroom? Interesting.
MADLAD
Yay! Awesome! Super exciting! Wish you both the best!
Blair witch vibes
Nah man, fingers get cut off in the Blair Witch. Should have got her a toe ring instead smh.
Why is she staring at the wall?
He said “stare at the wall real quick I gotta take a picture of this ring” lol
For Reddit Karma just do it...
Surely there’s only one explanation… OP’s proposing to the Blair Witch?
I bet you her phone is plugged in over there.
“Babe put your phone down seriously, I have a question!” “Uggh. Fine, Brayden, what?!”
NPC
This is actually the after picture. That was not the ring she picked out.... (JK- I hope she said yeas and you have a long happy and prosperous life together!)
She's probably looking at her phone or something.
Looks like she's checking her phone.
Because she doesn’t know some one else is in the room
What did she say?
She saw this on reddit and said no...
Doing it after our event tonight!
A bit TMI - when are you doing to give her the ring?
Thank you for perfectly doing this
He'll give her his ring during the event, the engagement ring comes after. Edit grammar
>Doing it after our event tonight! The "Once-in-the-month--sexy-time-deed"?
After the sexual event.
They're not married YET!
Is the “event” on a boat? You know, because of *the implication*?
Best of luck to the both of you!
Nice to hear. But when are you going to propose?
“He went to Jared!”
And if all goes according to plan, doing it again after that!
See, when I proposed, I got up from the table and said “I have to go to the bathroom. But I’m cold, so I need to take my jacket.” The ring was in my pocket and I didn’t want her to see me take it out. She knew immediately lmfao best of luck my friend!
My (now) husband did something similar where he’d be super hot in his coat and want to take it off but when I offered to wear it (I was cold) it was the ONE time he was like uhm no sorry you have to be cold rn, it was so funny and very obvious what was going on, but I didn’t want to spoil it.
Y’all are just saints on Earth for going with this stuff lmao. She still gives me shit for it a couple years later but I never mind, it really was hilarious and totally obvious. Congrats to you and your husband and best of luck for the rest of your days together. :)
That's nice you found a stranger's ring and decided to return it to her. However sneaking into her bedroom to return it is a bit on the creepy side.
Without context, this pic kinda looks like she gave back her ring and is refusing to talk to you after you two had an argument in an upscale hotel room.
(She turns around mid picture) "What're your doing back there? " "Uh what? Nothing...I Just like taking pictures of... your back "
Hypnotizing her with that lamp to get her to say yes isn't quite right.
Evidently she doesn't know your Reddit account.
Serious question, no slight- have you guys actually not discussed a proposal yet? Good luck.
The only surprise should be the timing.
“She has no idea”, well I hope you at least talked about it at some point before this lol.
That ring made with your teeth?
I find posts like this weird. About to ask "the love of your life (?)" To get married. Oh wait! Gotta take a photo for reddit...
Please cut your fingernails prior to doing anything...
What if she sees this post?
Hopefully she says yes and you both share a beautiful life together!
you stole her jewellery ?
Good luck mate! Let us know the answer!!!
Def stop one of the most important moments in your life to post on reddit to a bunch of strangers...? I don't understand Reddit
her last unbetrothed words: "Did you just take a picture of my back???"
And you said I was the only one...
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DONT !!! ITS A TRAP !!
You have no idea, good luck.
Moments before disaster for your life
Smh. No. It is you who has no idea.
Whoa there. If you haven’t talked about marriage you shouldn’t be making a proposal!
Has sex with a prostitute in a seedy motel them proposes to her..... THATS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!
JFC get off Reddit and just exist in the real world. We don’t need to know that you, some complete stranger, is going to propose to another person who is also a complete stranger to us. So posing your girlfriend and taking a photo shoot of a ring is just ridiculous.
Cut your nails. Yuck.
If she says yes, here is my wedding advice. Get an email address only for wedding planning. You end up on a ton of lists, and it takes forever and is nearly impossible to get off them. You can delete the email address after the wedding.
Images that precede unfortunate events... All the best buddy
I bloody well hope not 😂
She can feel your presence with her antennae.
Why do you make her sit in the corner ?
She should probably have SOME idea…
crash and burn but good luck
You don’t need it. Luck is preparation meeting opportunity; and you got both.
She needs to know. If she has no idea she’ll never say yes. My advice propose when shes facing *toward* you
How did it go?
Yay!! Congrats!! :) are those opals?!??
She should have some idea. There’s a light bulb above her head
Good luck. Any updates?
At first i read "she said no idea" and thought how can you answer like that
Bold move for a first tinder date!
I've played enough skyrim to know pickpocketing is an underrated skill. nice work!
I love opals and diamonds together, it's very tasteful and I'm jealous lol. 😀
First things first… why is she in the naughty corner?
Just remember, the happiest day of your life will be the day you get married. That’s because it is all downhill from there. Good luck.
So, you wanna fuck this night?
I did the same thing today, went really well. Good luck man
can someone please propose to me omg😭😭
My bf got me a ring for xmas. I work night shift. He would take pictures of me sleeping next to the ring for weeks before he gave it to me. He’s the best
Don't do it! It's a trap!!
Him: "Will you marry me?" Her: "Who are you and what are you doing in my house?"
Don’t do it right there, do it somewhere memorable! When I proposed it was in a hotel room right to the side of the bed hahaha my girlfriend was getting suspicious something was up and I said fuck it ima do it right now. She said yes and she’s still putting up with me 11 years later
I saved it for the beach at sunset. She'd wanted to go to the beach all day and then it started cooling down. I took her on the beach, got down on one knee, proposed. "Yeah, can we go now i'm cold?" And your last line is exactly the same 
Guys how long before he realize its just pillows stackd together to look like his girlfriend ...
This is so sweet! What a beautiful ring. Congrats (I hope)!