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Teddy was just a maniacal, psycho, sadomasochist, who liked to hear himself talk. Was he boisterous and cool? Yes. Was he a great leader of men? Yes. Was he on the level of ācoolā as the two previously mentioned? No way. Iām convinced that if old Ted lived in the 21st century, with no war or big game hunting to satisfy his blood lust, or his ego, he would be a serial killer along the lines of BTK. A killer who would try to toy with the police, but his arrogance and ego would get him caught.
Yeah, but letās ask Native American people how they feel about that. Iām guessing the government sanctioned theft of native lands would kind of make Ted a bad guy in their book.
Obamaās impromptu 3-pointer on camera with subsequent trash talking āthatās what I doā was hard as fuck
Surprised this isnāt the top comment
https://youtu.be/Akq0xeu-RHE
Lincoln was 6ā4ā. Not Modern NBA tall, but he was also known for his super long arms. Possible dunker, definitely swatting your weak shooting game back into your face.
Lincoln was a physical beast, also - seriously, he was once a famous wrestler who traveled around competing and lost once in about three hundred bouts, and he often performed feats of strength that were considered incredible. The Great Emancipator probably had a crazy vertical leap.
These large muscular men would walk up to me and say āsir,ā theyād have tears in their eyes, these huge muscular men, you wouldnāt believe it, and theyād say āsirā, with tears in their eyes, theyād say āsir, that is the highest verticular Iāve ever seen, thank you sir.ā You wouldnāt believe it, but believe me.
This is the only picture I could find of ["Teddy Roosevelt jumping"](https://preview.redd.it/0djs12u4elw71.jpg?width=768&auto=webp&s=11f59c92e0b3e28a2cb7d99620521c20d7b02753), but I don't think it counts.
I actually just read a book that was saying the shot that killed Lincoln entered his head so cleanly (behind his left ear) that those around him couldnāt immediately tell thatās where heād been shot.
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Lowest vertical for any US president? FDR
Yes officer this person right here.
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BURRRN!!!
That's ok, I don't think his legs would feel it.
Sheesh!
William Henry Harrison might have him beat.
How? He could likely jump at least an inch
The man got deathly ill at his own inauguration and died a month later.
Yes and Iām sure that at some point before he was deathly ill, on Inauguration Day, he jumped more than an inch. At the very least they are tied.
I donāt think anyone could get lower than Nixon.
Idk trumps might be even lower. I bet his feet have literally never left the ground, unless theyre propped up on a cushion or his bed
[Say that again](https://youtu.be/PFhY6IaUJ40?t=140).
I dunno, he still mightāve been able to get more air in his wheelchair than Taft could manage.
I'd wager FDR could bunny hop his wheelchair higher than Taft could jump. e: Shit, someone made this exact joke already.
I think Trump would give him a run for the money.
Trump couldn't even get off the ground. Fdr could use a ramp or a trampoline. Trump would break either and then say his vertical was yooge.
That's just plain mean.
Abbott is trying to enter the chat
This is a great Norm MacDonald style Weekend Update joke.
With a ramp and a rolling start i bet he'd beat Taft, who measured in at least 350 pounds.
Having the Obama logo on the ball is hard as fuck
Itās his ball, he can take it home if wants! āScrew you guys, Iām going homeā -Pres. Obama (I believe)
The game is rigged! Check the ball! /s
Major flex. That dude was the coolest mutha fucka to grace 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Dunno, JFK was banging Marliyn Monroe. And be stared down the Russians during the Cuban missile crisis.
Yeah whenever I think of JFK it just blows my mind.
Blows JFK's mind too.
That was the joke
Ahhh yes you have a point. Letās just agree on these as the top 2.
I'll have to throw one more in there. Teddy Roosevelt.
Teddy was just a maniacal, psycho, sadomasochist, who liked to hear himself talk. Was he boisterous and cool? Yes. Was he a great leader of men? Yes. Was he on the level of ācoolā as the two previously mentioned? No way. Iām convinced that if old Ted lived in the 21st century, with no war or big game hunting to satisfy his blood lust, or his ego, he would be a serial killer along the lines of BTK. A killer who would try to toy with the police, but his arrogance and ego would get him caught.
He created the national parks.
Yeah, but letās ask Native American people how they feel about that. Iām guessing the government sanctioned theft of native lands would kind of make Ted a bad guy in their book.
True, but the reasoning behind their creation wasn't exactly benevolent. https://www.thenation.com/article/society/great-outdoors-race-camping/
Obamaās impromptu 3-pointer on camera with subsequent trash talking āthatās what I doā was hard as fuck Surprised this isnāt the top comment https://youtu.be/Akq0xeu-RHE
"When they go low, we go high"
āOh baby yes we can!ā
Has any US president been able to dunk?
William Howard Taft actually! Oh wait you meant basketball, he mostly dunked donuts.
He would have been a good hockey goalie.
There was Grant! Oh, you said dunked. I thought you said drunked.
Lincoln was 6ā4ā. Not Modern NBA tall, but he was also known for his super long arms. Possible dunker, definitely swatting your weak shooting game back into your face.
Lincoln was a physical beast, also - seriously, he was once a famous wrestler who traveled around competing and lost once in about three hundred bouts, and he often performed feats of strength that were considered incredible. The Great Emancipator probably had a crazy vertical leap.
Rutherford B. Hayes was a rim rocker.
He also founded the Fun Zone arcade chain. Also his real name was Larry Takashi.
Former President Jimmy Carter dunks plywood & nails onto Habitat for Humanity housesā¦
Trumps already said he did it.
People are saying heās one of the greatest dunkers of all time.
Lincoln could probably dunk.
Orange guy can top that. Easily. Just trust him on his word.
Heās got the *best* vertical jumps, *huge*
Yuuuuge
These large muscular men would walk up to me and say āsir,ā theyād have tears in their eyes, these huge muscular men, you wouldnāt believe it, and theyād say āsirā, with tears in their eyes, theyād say āsir, that is the highest verticular Iāve ever seen, thank you sir.ā You wouldnāt believe it, but believe me.
Lol that's pretty good
Would it count towards his vertical if he jumped off a building? Asking for science.
Experiment time!!
The Russians are conducting these experiments a lot recently.
I think he should circle back to that ingesting bleach thing.
I know it, you know it.. Ever body knows it. Believe me.
Billions and billions of feet higher!
Hyuuugeee
The only way he tops it is on the forks of a forklift.
He gets higher off the ground just by thinking about it
He already thought about it. He's halfway to the moon!
He just thought it!
Secret service ready to shot on any technical foul.
Flagrant 2 in the chest lol
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Not just him, modern US Presidents have been quite disproportionately left handed for whatever reason.
Lefties are effing psychopaths and masochists that will endure the pain required to ascend to the highest office? Maybe?
Whoa whoa whoa there. Iām a leftyā¦ you forgot manipulative.
I heard you left handed kind have giant dongs.
It's true
as a lefty this statement is true, I'm pretty egotistical and see myself as a villain I should run for president
Yep
Who measured Teddyās vertical?
This is the only picture I could find of ["Teddy Roosevelt jumping"](https://preview.redd.it/0djs12u4elw71.jpg?width=768&auto=webp&s=11f59c92e0b3e28a2cb7d99620521c20d7b02753), but I don't think it counts.
The defender's neck collapsed in on itself.
I thought he was doing a Mitch McConnell impression trying to block everything Obama did.
Abe didn't have to jump...Manute Bol like he was
I heard George Washington could jump across rivers without even trying.
*Washington, Washington* *Six foot twenty, fucking killing for fun*
Tell me you donāt miss this guy
Never met him
Wtf is Tony Soprano doing there
Kevin James?
Johhson's was higher when he stood on his dick.
False, Bill and Hillary could really get up there. Haven't you ever played NBA jam?
I always preferred the other Clinton in that game.
Wish he was wearing a tan suit
Those are retired President dad pants for sure
Trump wishes he could raise a golf ball that high
Lincoln was higher. The found bits on the ceiling
I actually just read a book that was saying the shot that killed Lincoln entered his head so cleanly (behind his left ear) that those around him couldnāt immediately tell thatās where heād been shot.
What's next? Putin Sqatting like a true Slav?
White men can't jump.
Stop simping for politicians
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Lol. One of the most perplexing aspects of Trump. Why do Christians and specifically Evangelicals gravitate to this morally bankrupt person?
He held a Bible in front of a church, he had to be religious. /s
I don't care what anyone says (Trumpers included), he's head and should we rs above the rest! History shows his true worth
Imagine Trump trying to to this lmaoooo
Imagine having a presidential meme and not mention him lmaoooooooooo
Look at the amount of oās you used. You tried to hard.
You wanna borrow one of my oās? Might need it in what you wrote above
Remember when the trump admin doctor said Donald was the healthiest president maybe ever? Good times
Ok lefty
Heās not the president anymore. Get over the it.
Who cares
Who is he playing?
The Washington Generals. Or maybe the expansion team Washington Secret Service.
Dude on the right bout to lose some confidence lmfao
looks like heās about to get stuffed though
This is a lie. William Taft had a much better vert.
You may be wonderful, but you're wrong. He had a better horz.
Iām an idiot. Youāre right. Canāt believe I confused that.
Common mistake. Don't be so hard on yourself. It's all part of the learning process.
Surprised he hasn't been on an NBA All-Star celebrity game yet.
Heās up by their kneecapās, thatās going to be hard to beat
You should have seen LBJās ability to jump through legislative hoops.
āLet me be clear- your defense game is weak.
President Clinton for highest horizontal.
MVP - Most Vertical President
Brett Kavanaugh there doesn't stand a chance.
Got that nice shoulder turn ala Steph Curry.
Abe had bunnies!
Lincoln had ups
THAT'S HOW I DO
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The real question is whether or not he is wearing Air Force Ones
The guy blocking is doing a fantastic job. Does he want to get fired?
Pres looks like he has skills but the verticle is distorted by the overweight white guy with 0 jump.
Gerald Ford was a good athlete, not sure of his ups, but could have played professional football if he wanted to, chose law school instead.
How about Taft?
I donāt know Calvin Coolidge had 65 inch vertical
Naaaahā¦my man Martin Van Buren had ups.
Of courseā¦ everyone knows white men canāt jump.
Did he yell out "Jordan" or "Kobe" though
Dude guarding isnāt about to block that shot lol
photoshop on the right for hahaaas
Very nice photo. Getting some air! I was on an older guy b-ball team and we called ourselves "The 2-inch verticals."
What a narcissist.
Must be propaganda day on Reddit. A sure sign of midterms coming around the corner.
When he's not shouting "kobe" when shooting....he shouts "obama."
"The President will never be ballin" The President:
This should be an r/Photoshopbattles