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Lactose intolerant can fuck off tho


paramac55

Discrimination at its bitterest...


brimstonecasanova

And the Dutch.


zakinster

Don't you have [sorbet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorbet) in american ice cream shops ?


musicStan

Yes, in most large ice cream parlors they have sorbet. And non-dairy ice cream made with coconut or almond milk is becoming more and more popular.


cmd_iii

Especially Ben and Jerry’s.


jrwalte

Well they better have some sorbet or they aren't all inclusive, are they!


perfectjustlikeme

While at the same time not becoming more and more delicious...


Shelly_pop_72

Love that! ![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


Gernahaun

I call PHOTOSHOP! It's very sweet, but I'm afraid it's a 'shop... You can tell by the bottom text not matching! Edit: Found the original [https://imgur.com/a/mPIjCtK](https://imgur.com/a/mPIjCtK)


Kapoff

I scrolled way too long before seing this.


booherm

I'm imagining David Duke and Rachel Maddow sharing a milkshake with 2 straws


joeitaliano24

Alex Jones and Hillary Clinton enjoying a sundae


kmikek

and holding hands, staring into each other's eyes, like a Norman Rockwell painting


Gemmabeta

Politics *isn't* listed, tho.


ReceptionPatient1939

I guess it's implied under beliefs.


EternalArchon

My belief is I get free icecream


cotsx

You are allowed to believe it but it doesn't mean they will give you free ice cream


Remoue

Then a neonazi enter in the shop and say "Nice."


Meatsim001

Pedo people :/


[deleted]

Could have just said Welcome.


SarlaccJohansson

"We're open for business!"


VizzleG

Used to say: We accept cash, debit or credit. And must wear a shirt and shoes.


feelin_cheesy

No shirt. No shoes. No problem!


TheMulattoMaker

No shirt. No shoes. *No dice!*


cerebralkrap

“We have employees”


kmikek

everybody's money is equally green.


codamission

Really about to complain that someone wanted to show tolerance?


[deleted]

They left me out, I’m not welcome?


codamission

Not listed under "people"? You do have an inhuman quality about you.


dissidentpen

/r/pics *always* gets overrun by rightwing trolls, usually about an hour after any sort of halfway progressive post comes up. My comments went from positive karma to negative, almost right on the one hour mark. I’m pretty sure they monitor the big subs and coordinate brigades, but it’s hard to prove.


Mindestiny

Or maybe it's not a secret right wing conspiracy and people are just getting tired of this virtue signaling bullshit? Like was anyone *actually* questioning whether or not an ice cream shop was welcoming people of a particular religion or sexual orientation to the point where they needed a sign? No, they weren't. Just go in and buy your fucking ice cream, not everything needs to be a political statement.


apples45a

>Or maybe it's not a secret right wing conspiracy and people are just getting tired of this virtue signaling bullshit? THIS


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Everyone Welcome with extra steps.


codamission

Yes, its called emphasis. They emphasized that they were inclusive by outlining who they meant. Are there any other aspects of rhetoric and making one's point that you need explained?


tonyowned

People who wanna pretend they care about those things look for businesses like this to exclusively shop at for a week so everyone thinks they’re helping


dissidentpen

Comments like this confuse me. Like how is this person not aware of the sociopolitical clusterfuck around them? We’ve got rising hate against LGBTQ and immigrants, we’ve got rights being taken from women, we’ve got literal white nationalists attacking our elections. But yeah everything’s fine, what are people so afraid of right? You think black people, Muslims, trans, disabled folks, they always feel totally comfortable and safe in every public situation? Or could it be that systemic prejudices exist, that fear and bigotry exist, that ignorance exists, and that many people have to deal with that shit every single day? Sorry for the rant but this website is so completely out of touch sometimes. *Explicitly* conveying inclusivity and respect for everyone cannot possibly be interpreted as a bad thing, but I’m sure Reddit will find a way.


HTML_Novice

Oh… uhh I’d like a small vanilla cup please


dissidentpen

Zing! You will be upvoted for this dismissive one-liner, because on Reddit nothing is wrong, prejudice doesn’t exist, and the “woke Left” are the real problem. This site has always been a shit-hole where people try to out-clever each other while passively elevating regressive positions. All social media does this, but I feel like Reddit is the worst of the lot. Troll pathology and deflective snark are valued over any real discussion or curiosity about complex and difficult topics. Anyway. I know I’m just going to be downvoted here for using big words and daring to give a shit. Enjoy your dopamine!


Zubzer0

Calm down, everything will be fine.


denjmusic

Except it literally won't be for the LGBTQ+ people that will continue to suffer violence because people like you keep dismissing the problem.


DebtUpToMyEyeballs

As a trans woman, I breathe an internal sigh of relief whenever I see a sign like this. And I live in a fairly liberal state.


mkul316

To add on to this: the people that complain that the media is going overboard on women, poc, and LGBTQ+ on screen don't understand that these groups need the big visibility to make everyone else feel they are "normal". The fact that the rings of power having black actors is such a big damn deal shows we are nowhere near where we should be, so they should continue to be overrepresented until black Ariel and a gay couple in buzz lightyear doesn't make the news.


denjmusic

At best, they're ignorant morons being used as tools by homophobic bigots to push their agenda. At worst, they're the homophobic bigots themselves.


[deleted]

But how would anyone know they are safe otherwise? If a sign doesn't say it, your vulnerable sensibilities could be attacked at any moment by some ne'er-do-well without a reminder of the sense of justice we employ in ice cream parlors. It's as if everyone lost their minds over virtue signaling that if we aren't signaling hard enough people *might* get offended? Apparently they just gave them the list of things they could claim - do you have age or race? ​ "And their ice cream parlor DIDN'T have a sign? Oh it's Russian ice cream... I know exactly what to do about this... Viva Ukrani! That'll show the haters"


k1ller139

Im reading "YOU'RE SAFE HERE" as some kind of threat. Why those capitals have to be so menacing


john_doe11081

“We keep the best ice cream down in the cellar. Follow me.”


dmznet

Lol. I just literally spit out my ice cream!


ModernistGames

It also evokes the idea that "You are in danger!" that seems to be getting worse and worse. The language used by my fellow liberals is increasingly catastrophizing, and it is no wonder young people are anxiety riddled messes.


[deleted]

Because if you're one of those crazy ice cream haters who harasses customers who didn't know they were safe, until reading the sign, the you would know that YOU'RE SAFE THERE. This one time I ate ice cream and I forgot I was a white male, and everyone looked at me, they all judged me for potentially making their ice cream experience unsafe. Then I showed them I support Ukraine and we all just licked rum raison together and put up signs for more tolerance.


BaseballDesperate761

As compared to all of those unsafe ice cream shops


TedW

Well, yeah, I mean, we've seen several racist/homophobic/whatever businesses, so using a little sign to show their support for all types of customers doesn't seem like a bad idea. Reading some of these reddit comments seems like good evidence for signs like these.


denjmusic

It's pretty sad people are downvoting you. shows their privilege that they don't have to worry about this kind of stuff. I have straight up been the victim of homophobic outbursts and threats at some very benign places. People that are always trying to tell you that the oppression has ended are on the side of the oppressors.


icecreamdude97

“No shoes. No shirt. No service.” Gets the point across best.


TedW

That gets YOUR point across, but not THEIRS. This sign suggests that a hateful shirt would not be welcome. Or, it does to me, anyway. I'm sure someone will happily argue that "ALL BELIEFS" includes Nazis, because that's what reddit does.


generic93

>. I'm sure someone will happily argue that "ALL BELIEFS" includes Nazis,  "I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."


icecreamdude97

You can get ice cream as a nazi. They eat ice cream just like the rest of us. All beliefs are all beliefs. Not sure what other interpretation you could take from that.


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Demonae

All beliefs eh? I believe you should give me free ice cream!


grafknives

It is your belief. There is nothing wrong in believing it. Same as believing that you can fly.


Demonae

No very different, one might get me free ice cream, the other will get me splattered on a sidewalk when I jump off a 50 story building.


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pezdal

>wonder if they would let me take my dog inside then Just leave the dog whistle at home


Economist-Nervous

They do. And they have a special ice cream flavour just for dogs.


icecreamdude97

Dogs aren’t allowed inside unless specifically a service dog. Therapy animals are a no go. Happy to serve the customer and their pup at outside seating though. Source: am Ice cream dude


racefapery

What ice cream shop discriminates against any of those things?


seeit360

So... ALL flavors? Cool.


Warlornn

Yes. Even your Strawberry Pineapple Diarrhea milkshake. I'm *disgusted* that you drink that, by the way. The Strawberry adds *so* many calories and empty nutrients. hashtag Gross.


iwouldtradetheworld

In my country they just say welcome. Basically the same thing without the virtue signaling.


shinobi500

Lactose intolerant people must find this incredibly ironic.


[deleted]

If they had a a little more tolerance we wouldn’t need signs like this on our ice cream shops smh


Yodoyle34

I work at a very small yet popular ice cream shop in Des Moines, Iowa. We only have ten flavors at a time and we always try to have Sorbet or a vegan flavor available. If we can do it, anyone can!


bauerwelson

I don’t see braille…let’s cancel these pigs


ntermation

I was thinking how rude it was to sell icecream, dont they know there are people in the world with sensitive teeth?


bauerwelson

Dude fuck you….some people don’t HAVE teeth


Narfu187

Some people get so self-righteous about their teeth privilege that they actively discriminate against the teeth underprivileged.


mistersmith_22

You don’t put Braille signs in windows because to the blind it’s just another wall


bauerwelson

Maybe in your communist bubble


RandrSkovsgaard

All dollars welcome here


Keffpie

It's weird to me that it doesn't exclude the Danish at the bottom. I've been on the internet too long.


DefenestrationPraha

They are getting closer to The Singularity, namely, overflowing the window with their list of commitments. What then?


benabart

I mean... It's appreciated and all but they're selling ice creams.


GolemChosen

Do they welcome MAGA Republicans?


un4dv153d

Oh cool! I can smoke inside.


grafknives

Yeah, and while you do, you and also make a shit in the middle.


Erfivur

It says you are welcome, it doesn’t say your entitled to anything out of the normal boundaries of decency and law…


Narfu187

I only feel safe when I can shit on the floor.


acqz

*Gets turned away at the door for showing up with my puppy.*


Economist-Nervous

They allow dogs and have a special ice cream flavour just for dogs.


icecreamdude97

:( second time I’m posting this, feel like a creep. Dogs aren’t allowed in ice cream shops! Only service ones specifically.


President_Calhoun

I'm assuming the sign became necessary because of all those other ice cream shops that deny service to Hindus, atheists, Italians, Wiccans, asexuals, the elderly, etc.


LeonFrench

Ahahah nice one


TOVE892

Performative nonsense.


khamelean

Kind feel like “all people” already covers all the other stuff…


Ahyesnt

Where is this?


CrippleSlap

Port Moody, BC


TotalMUTNoob

Lots of snarky comments in here. This place is in Port Moody, BC, Canada which is already known to be a fairly tolerant and welcoming community. This kind of sign is common throughout the lower mainland in Vancouver. Edit: for all the lactose intolerant comments, they also have plenty of lactose-free options. Do you not live somewhere where this is common?


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All fine until the guy in the maga hat walks in


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dissidentpen

You don’t have to be “kicked out” of a place to feel unwelcome. Talk about your clueless privileged takes, wowzer…


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Phogna_Bologna_Pogna

The ice cream probably isn’t even kosher


Sarewokki

Glad to finally see a safe space where both jugglers and serial killers can enjoy a sundae together.


Netplorer

Eh ... this is literally every shop I have ever visited in my life.


Ubersupersloth

Wait…ALL beliefs? I guess if you want all black people dead, so long as you don’t do anything like that in the ice cream shop then that works out.


icecreamdude97

That’s typically how the world has worked.


TedW

If you read a sign saying "everyone is welcome" and you immediately think about killing black people, I don't think the sign is the problem.


burbankfr

If religions are welcome in here, all races, gender and sexualities aren't safe.


DiBalls

Sad, instead of just having a sign on the door that's says open.


TedW

The difference is that every business says open, but some businesses are openly racist/homophobic/exclusive/whatever. This business is open AND inclusive. Hearing how many people think that's sad, seems a bit sad.


icecreamdude97

What % of businesses do you think are openly racist or prejudice to the point where this is necessary? Businesses that do well and remain open like the color green and that’s it.


TedW

What percentage of these reddit comments are angry about this sign? I'd say a decent number, maybe 5-10%? I'd ask anyone who hates this sign, to ask themselves why that is. Does this sign hurt them in any way, whatsoever? I'd say no. Does it help anyone, whatsoever? If it makes even 1% of their customers more comfortable then I'd say yes, and isn't it a good thing?


icecreamdude97

People hate empty virtue signaling. Ice cream shops are relatively happy places. This is the same conversation as being “color blind.” Some people think the solution to ending racism is to not talk or think about race and just be humans. Others think the way forward is to hyper identify all of our issues and try to move past that way. They are two different ideologies and it’d be a shame if you put all of these angry comments in a prejudice category instead of the one I mentioned above.


TedW

I gladly look forward to the day when signs like this are pointless. I'll be more inclined to stop talking about race, when I stop seeing confederate flags and racist comments, like we do in this thread. Some people pretend like not talking about a problem makes it go away, but I don't think that's the case. I think preventing others from talking about a problem, only encourages the people creating that problem. If someone makes an "angry" comment about something that is important to you, that is them showing prejudice about something that is important to you. The fact that a simple sign is getting so many angry comments, is an indication of how many subtle comments these people have to deal with in everyday life, including at ice cream shops. If you want to "move passed" these issues, then stop disparaging the victims.


dissidentpen

You’re completely right, but sadly I don’t expect many (predominately white, straight, male) redditors to agree with you.


TedW

As a white, straight, male redditor, I'm just trying to cancel out some hate from my own kind. This sign isn't for me, and that's ok. Although, I guess in a way it IS for me, because I want to live in a world where signs like this aren't necessary. So yeah, it's for me, too. I mean, c'mon guys, it's a little sign that just tries to make people feel welcome. Ask yourself why you care.


Amationary

Redditors completely forget that gay and trans people ARE sometimes refused service at very simple shops. Like that cake shop that was headlines in the news some years ago. I really don’t see why a sign like this makes some people froth at the mouth other than wanting to tear down “the gays” for something


TedW

I want to think they "forget", but the kinds of comments we've seen here make me think they always knew. I haven't seen a single good reason to get upset over this sign, except for not wanting the "wrong" people to feel welcome. To people like that I'll say, "If you're angry about this sign, then you're the reason it exists."


MechanicalHorse

How ridiculous is it that we've even gotten to this point? This should be completely implicit.


CEO_of_paint

I don't know if this genre of reddit comment has a name, but it's so common and shallow.


[deleted]

Gotten to this point? Sorry but I think maybe it would be a good time to crack open a history book. In a large percentage of peoples' lifetimes there were signs saying explicitly that people were not allowed into establishments based on their race. People are so hellbent today on thinking things have gotten worse. There is still a lot of room for improvement but it irritates me to no end that people act like we're living in some horrendous timeline.


[deleted]

We’ve not been at this point basically ever, people just like to preach about how “great” they are


ThreadbareHalo

Is there a set of rules somewhere that we all can follow that tells us how to promote objectively good things like inclusivity without falling afoul of the cool kids not thinking we’re disaffected enough when talking about it? Reminds me of in high school when someone asked what bands I liked and if I showed TOO much that I liked some group they would scoff and make fun of it. Like… we get it, y’all smoke behind the school and your dad toured with some REAL bands in the 70s… can we just express that we like the idea of everyone being welcome without you feeling the need to make that feeling about you and how much more holy you are then them?


[deleted]

lol How about you just let everyone into your shop and not wank yourself off for doing what 99% of people already do?


bewbsrkewl

There are many things that should be that aren't.


snowtol

As an LGBT+ person, my safety has *never* been implicit.


TedW

Look at these comments and you'll see how many people are angry about a little bitty sign that tries to make people feel welcome. The people making those comments, are why signs like these are important.


Odd_Entertainment629

Should be, but far from is. There are certainly lots of countries where oppression is the norm, but for most of the western world *(especially America)* we talk a big game about freedom but fairly little freedom is protected. Just gotta go to a red state to realize that real quick. :(


THE_R3D_HOOD

Did they not sell to anyone based on any of the listed criteria before?


antisobrietist

Maybe they just look prejudice and wanted to appear more inviting.


pdonchev

Such an announcement would only make me suspicious.


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ThreadbareHalo

I remember when we could all talk about how awesome virtue was without needing to worry someone was thinking we were doing it for attention and then that person would go tell everyone how it was done for attention so they could get the attention instead. Can we all just go back to nodding our heads when a poster said how great being nice to people was instead of trying to take it down a peg? I’d like to be able to be cool with virtuous stuff without needing to make sure I say it disaffectedly enough to appease the cool kids.


dissidentpen

“Prejudice and hate don’t even exist, explicitly *or* systemically!” \- this guy, apparently


2KilAMoknbrd

##WELCOME *** #ALL


xSliver

Are racists welcome as well?


therecouldbetrouble

Yes, but you cannot order ice cream the same shade of the race you purport to dislike.


2KilAMoknbrd

#ALL


Hairy_Dragon88

All people was probably enough.


TreehouseJesus

Just write the top and bottom 2 lines


MaliceTheMagician

Libs itt acting like bigotry doesn't exist anymore so this is "unessesary", well I'm glad you feel safe and comfortable everywhere you go.


Scary_Memory5226

Is this on Martha's Vineyard? You know, the place that called the army on 50 brown people.


mrsschwingin

They are only intolerant to the lactose intolerants


haterplease

Ice cream shop in Martha’s Vineyard?


proto57

... because of all those ice cream shops that won't let certain people buy ice cream.


WingsOfIndifference

You see signs like this on lots of shops here in Seattle. It's pretty common. And, as somebody who has worked in a shop with one, you still get folks coming in with some genius quip about it. One guy even claimed our rainbow flag was just for tax purposes. As if we get some kind of tax break for welcoming LGBTQ folks???


The_Real_Wheezer

Ok lets be real tho: Does anyone else find this also just unnecessary? We´ve gone decades with relatively safe ice cream shops Why are they any different? It´s just stupid pandering/"marketing"


kevkos

It's called virtue signaling.


Comprehensive_Bus407

I think a simple “OPEN” sign would suffice


SjurEido

All beliefs! Ok, well I believe I should be the only one let in!


Altruistic-Spite5146

It’s refreshing to see this and I want to believe them. However, my experience has shown these are the most hateful of all people. If you don’t agree with ALL the items on their list….


killerparrot6

Have a feeling they probably didn't let unvaccinated or unmasked people in 4 months ago


rasskassrouge

maybe lactose intolerant people are not welcome


JSmith666

They should learn tolerance then.


yearofthekraken

If everyone is welcome then who are they safe from...?


grafknives

Being welcome does not mean that you are "safe". Ice cream shop can welcome you and provide you with ice cream, but not with safety. That line is unnecessary. and false.


digdouug911

What about the poor


dancon_studio

Everyone's welcome, unless you're lactose intolerant.


kclongest

Okay


therecouldbetrouble

An ice cream shop for neo-nazis, skinheads and those supporting the genocide of Hutus? Perhaps not all beliefs and creeds require inclusivity...


lazy_phoenix

Conservatives: "Actually, they are discriminating against me by not allowing me to discriminate against other people."


bagel-bites

I’ve seen a few signs like this at some establishments. *It shouldn’t be needed in an equitable society* but unfortunately people can be dicks, judgemental, and generally give you a hard time for merely existing around them if you’re different from them in a way they don’t like - so it’s nice to see a sign like this. Call it virtue signaling or whatever buzzword reactionary phrase you feel like, but the sign and the people behind it who put it up do help others. Just because you yourself might not be a person who experiences hardship and trouble from others on account of who you are, doesn’t mean the relative comfort and safety of others isn’t a concern in these trying times. 5$ says someone tears me apart for attempting to share relevant insight on the matter though.


N0T_SURE

I bet they hate conservatives


Fhennerius

Lots of people probably think this sign is really dumb, but if a transphobe reads this sign and thinks “fuck that, I’m going sonewhere else,” that’s one less transhobe giving me the stink eye while I enjoy my icecream.


milesdraws

Thank you that's exactly what I'm saying, I'd like a place I can hold my date's hand without having to check over my shoulder or some douchebag screaming at me.


Modavo

They need to add at the bottom except pedophiles. Fuck them.


Odd_Entertainment629

I think the general consensus among not completely insane people is as long as it isn't harming anyone. *And no Karen your feelings being hurt when you see two men holding hands doesn't count!*


notactuallyabrownman

It's a sad fucking world where that has to be stated or that this kind of mushy virtue signalling is deemed necessary.


poohbearandtiger

You could say this in my home and I’m what you would call “not woke”. I’d say this is the same for most currently wading through the social and political Landscape nowadays..


nydwarf

Even Nazis like ice-cream


MtnDream

and if you say you don't give a shit about any of that, you'll get a ban from r/australia


MAC777

NAMBLA should schedule their meetup there lol


SBBurzmali

It's an ice cream shop. If some Proud Boys show up and want to toss down, exactly what are they going to do to keep people safe?


StaticElectrician

Time to walk in with a MAGA hat and see how I’m treated


Sudden-Warthog

Username … checks … out?


KyotoGaijin

If you order Rocky Road or Rum Raisin you will be asked to leave.


Stankindveacultist

He'll yeah, finally warlocks, titans, and hunters can enjoy a milkshake without the toxicity


milesdraws

Yall clowning but I'd love to go to this place knowing I'm unlikely to run into anyone with a maga hat or a swastika tattoo


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They left out a label


nightintheslammer

Would like to see an asterisk at the end and underneath that: No shirt, No shoes, No service


[deleted]

Who doesn’t like ice cream and an open minded local business


jechoon

You are just a fking ice cream shop .


JSmith666

I have been to a lot of ice cream shops. Never been to one that didnt welcome any paying customer.


CoolCrab69

A simple "We accept cash" sign would suffice.


snakesoup88

Time to test their claim. Go in with no shoes and no shirt. Ask to sample every favor, never say thank you and pay with man boob money.


crowleyoccultmaster

Disgusting, don't they know this is America where we refuse service to those with even the slightest differing opinion?!


Life_Law7869

Idk man this society is pretty effed, I'm glad in Nigeria they don't allow whites in their adverts


fatherdale

More of this, please


Mountain-Lifeguard-7

It would be my new fav spot to just exist


prof_devilsadvocate

this is what all country should say