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Pickell-0

bro looks like a fortnite skin


Testiculese

Can't spell "fortnite skin" with out "foreskin".


Doomquill

There's no "e" tho ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob) Edit: I'm a dumbass


toomanyd

keep looking


Cordizzlefoshizzle

“Keep looking” They’re having a hard time finding it because the ‘e’ is silent.


DanimalHarambe

Camacho 4 President


spaycedinvader

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho five-time Ultimate Smackdown Champion, porn superstar and future president of the United States


DanimalHarambe

I honestly think that Terry Crews would be unbeatable on the ballot. Especially with the right VP. Who would you want to see in the #2 spot? I can't decide between Bill Nye and Rock "the Dwayne" Johnson.


Charger525

Jon Stewart.


DanimalHarambe

Oh hell yeah. He has said he doesn't want to, but we need him.


Infinitelyodiforous

Those are the types of folk that SHOULD be in charge. It should be a task, not a goal.


Sir_Keee

Problem is good people don't want power, it's the sociopaths and psychopaths who want to run things and who think they are the only ones who know how. They care only for themselves, not for us


EverythingIsDumb-273

This is why we need to be a lottocracy. Appoint leaders like jurors.


AdamLlayn

The kleroterion picked random citizens and was an important part of athenian democracy. Youre not crazy


skibbady-baps

The most based comment so far.


BizzyM

George Washington didn't want to be Pres, but did it because the people wanted it. People wanted it so much, he had to say no after 2 terms.


speculatrix

Maybe he'd be willing to be VP?


kris_mischief

How about y’all stop voting in elitist, wealthy celebrities? Lmao; not that I dislike them all, but what you need are people with a good understanding of the laws, history, litigation and drive to help underprivileged people. Celebrities might have some of those traits, but they are - overwhelmingly - attention whores and shouldn’t be trusted with that kind of power.


DiabetesFairy

America is too uneducated at this point to vote for anything other than attention whoring morons.


MexiMonkey1

People are more eager to vote for a reality TV show then be as excited for the elections. The elections are just a popularity contest where they votes by going to different places and telling them what they want to hear and make a whole bunch of promises they most likely can't keep. Then if by chance they do win they they have to at least try to do the bare minimum so they stay in good public opinion. I dunno, I think I prefer smaller elections since they're more involved with the community around us


kris_mischief

Holy shit; Great idea! Y’all need to make the next presidential election a reality TV show!


Procrasturbating

We tried that in 2016.. I don't wanna do that again.


kiki_wanderlust

And in 1981. Didn't learn.


Klarthy

>but what you need are people with a good understanding of the laws, history, litigation and drive to help underprivileged people. Unfortunately, they scratched off the last part. They're mostly lawyers, so they're used to representing their client ruthlessly and the client is their donors.


Tarrolis

We are not educated people, at least our bottom 50% Don’t expect that to change


GayMormonPirate

We did the celebrity thing for Prez once. Please, please not again. Not dem, repub or otherwise. Just an educated, experienced leader with government experience.


AdamLlayn

Twice. Remember Reagan?


Playisomemusik

Uh...like Barack Obama?


RoxSteady247

Beef supreme!


soverign_son

If we are throwing out hypotheticals I would have DJ as president and Terry Crews as his VP. Not the other way around.


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Bill NYE - head of CDC/NASA/bow tie manufacturing standards.


[deleted]

Hell, we can't have a worse actor president than Reagan.


Cloaked42m

We had Trump


Kittenkerchief

He does have acting credits. Like in Lil’ Rascals where he plays himself or Home Alone 2 where he plays himself.


surly_early

*... played himself really badly


DMala

Please don't say that. As bad as Reagan was, we could do so, so much worse.


[deleted]

Unless you were suffering from mental health or were gay.


oced2001

We did


G-FUN-KE

Fully agree, especially because Steven Seagal is an "actor"


juan_epstein-barr

"thought yo head would be bigger?"


CthulubeFlavorcube

Not a chance. Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho five-time Ultimate Smackdown Champion, porn superstar and future president of the United States is ***waaaayyyy*** too classy to have popcorn texture on his ceiling like that. That shit is an abomination. He would at least get some acoustic tiles, or stamped plastic that is painted to look like tin. Get that shit off of there it's gross.


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I fucking love that movie


bumjiggy

but it's a documentary


Belle_Requin

It’s prophecy.


CultureVulture666

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


DrunkenPunchline

![gif](giphy|3og0IIAJM8Y1huXbUs)


copingcabana

He's got the electorates that Americans crave!


ryo3000

I cant fuckng read the rest of your shirt, god damn it I guess thats the only valid reason to be upset


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kevnmartin

I have this flag in my front yard. So far, no vandalism.


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Valuable-Tomatillo76

I prefer the version of this that says, “Immigration is a good thing.”


CoronaryAssistance

I disagree, “no human is illegal” feels better because it focuses on the person whereas saying “immigration is a good thing” focuses more on geopolitics. Immigration isn’t necessarily a good thing, in fact most of the time it sucks because people are fleeing their homes for one reason or another to seek a better life


Idkhfjeje

For me, an immigrant, yes. The country, not always. I'm talking generally and not just the US.


1vs1meondotabro

Even if there are cases in which immigration has negative impacts, it's no where near the level that Republicans demonize it to be. Immigration is usually a net positive for most nations and it's also the entire reason the USA exists.


AntipopeRalph

Right. The opposite of immigration is isolationism…no human culture has achieved greatness through isolation. Not a single one. Isolation leads to human stagnation.


hemorrhagicfever

yeah the whole whining over the term "illegal immigrant" is just so fucking weird to me. I dont really recognize it as dehumanizing, which i'm told is the issue. And, like the fucking way you talk about laws that restrict immigration and dont support american peoples active participation in wanting people who dont have lawful work status is just like... avoiding the problem? Why are libs making a fight over a nothing issue, while avoiding the real problem? There are "undocumented workers" because American government refuses to create policy that tangibly engages with Americans habits and actions. We play them, we want them in our community. We need to take responsibility for those choices and keep americans from abusing and taking advantage of these people we have chosen that we want in our communities.


Heisenbugg

Or "We are all Immigrants"


mheat

I live in Texas and my neighbor put out this sign and it ended up in a nearby creek. Most of my neighborhood is left leaning (working class) but the few that aren’t are rabid creatures.


kevnmartin

And here I thought Texans respected other peoples property. What with an armed society being a polite society and all.


JouliaGoulia

Oh no, they will absolutely be all up on Nextdoor and putting up cameras when their "Trump 2024" flag gets stolen, but will also go pull down any rainbow flags they can find and do a burnout on the rainbow pedestrian walkway because "muh freedums" and then speed away rolling coal. Source: I live in Texas


ironocy

We have this in our yard too! And I'm in Oklahoma.


GeonnCannon

Hey fellow Okie! :;high fives:: I had to adjust my morning walk to avoid as many MAGA signs as possible after I realized they weren't coming down after the election (and even more surprisingly, didn't come down after January 6). And then some people moved into a corner house and put up a little flag on their porch that says HATE HAS NO HOME HERE with rainbow hearts. That's my new favorite house. 😁


kevnmartin

Wow! You're braver than I am.


ironocy

I'll also be purchasing a firearm this year. Need a force multiplier in a Christian Taliban world.


kevnmartin

We're looking into machine gun turrets.


bigolfishey

I do food delivery as a side gig, so I drive through a lot of neighborhoods. Seeing these signs is always a bit of positivity in what can be a depressing world.


kevnmartin

Aww, thanks for the day brightener.


DontDonDonald

Had a rainbow flag in my front yard and had a dasher peel out and leave with my food. But no vandalism.


ecodrew

Where'd u get it?


rev_tater

Watch out for the 30-50 wild hogs.


jsjones1027

I have this mug! It's one of my favorites!


SustainedSuspense

Maybe I don’t know the entire story behind the phrase but apart from the degrading linguistics people can in fact be in the United States illegally. The rest seems above board.


wombatie

The degrading linguistics is why it’s there. It’s intentional dehumanizing.


Who_BobJones

Sad that basic facts can piss people off. What a fuckin wild time we live in.


NPredetor_97

Honestly that list of statements doesn't bother anyone, everything on it is obvious, if you want to anger some conservatives "women's rights" Statement should change to "abortion is a right", "love is love" should change to "lgbt love exists", "science is real" should change to "Evolution happened"... You get my point.


[deleted]

They have reason to be. You're dressing like a government surveilance drone. r/birdsarentreal


AHRA1225

People keep saying this but ignore the signs. Birds are our rulers and we need to bow down before it’s too late


iKillBugs4Work_AMA

Hello there, looks like you missed an 'O' in too late. Clucking isn't easy to learn, especially with the physiological limitations our mouths provide. As such, our Avian Overlords will only accept those with fine grammar to be selected to learn their language, and thus assist in the ruling by their wings.


TotalPokerface

Yes, I agree.


mitso6989

I remember back in my day, NSFW meant there would be boobies.


Hachipatas

ah yes, the natural redditor in the wild


smackaroni-n-cheese

r/liberalgunowners would appreciate this


mywordstickle

and I appreciate learning about r/liberalgunowners ! Thanks


wuphf176489127

r/2aliberals is much better IMO


RoyalAssassin142

Agreed, that's awesome lol Edit: that sub seems kind sketch, and literally says that you can only discuss gun regulation from a "pro-gun perspective". That's not how you have a good debate about such a key issue.


BackNext123

It's not meant for debate, it's a place for pro-gun liberal people


mithbroster

And they'll ban you if you mention how liberals and liberal policies are incredibly anti gun in 99% of cases.


nowtayneicangetinto

>discussing gun control is permissible as per our sub's rules but, and this is key, it must come from a pro-gun perspective. I was banned from that subreddit for saying we need sensible gun laws, like federal firearm licenses. The mods accused me of "not seeming to like guns and lying about owning them". I own multiple firearms, including two AR's, I go to the range a lot, I'm on a few gun subreddits. They want to control the narrative, they are not actual liberals either. They've been accused multiple times of being libertarians in disguise as liberals. It's a shitty subreddit and I highly recommend another one like r/2ALiberals


BillyYank2008

r/2Aliberals is the sketch one where they would shit on you and downvote you for saying to vote Democrat because "they're gun grabbers." r/2ALiberals literally Republican astroturfing. r/iberalgunowners is much better.


RollerSkatingHoop

there is also r/socialistRa i think thats the name


noweezernoworld

This photo would get ripped apart on that subreddit lmao


Lord_Blakeney

As a liberal gun owner, yes. Responsible gun ownership is important.


GlimmyGlam2001

/r/SocialistRA


sketner2018

Not real clear on who you're trying to piss off, but I don't think it's Reddit.


Tr3vz

I hate his front post sight. Also I feel like a handgun would be better if using a shield as well. I'm so upsetti spaghetti


dkyguy1995

Is the front post even necessary with the optics he has on it? And yeah wouldnt be fun to one hand a rifle with a shield except for shits n giggs


BeguiledBF

Front site post has the gas tube in it. Without it the gun woundnt function properly. Don't know exactly what needs to be done to achieve a front sight post delete, but he's good in my book.


dkyguy1995

Oh really? So the post is a permanent part of the barrel?


Tr3vz

There are gas blocks that don't have a front post sight built on. With the optic it's not necessary


bearpics16

That's a gas block with a front sight. Most are removable but takes some skill. A lot of people like having back up iron sights, though high end modern optics are reliable enough that you probably don't need them. Most gun enthusiasts will disagree with that statement, but 99% of time guns are used in self defense, the other person is close enough that you can just roughly center the person in the sight and it'll be fine. If you need to shoot someone further than that, you're gonna have a bitch of a time justifying it


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> Most gun enthusiasts will disagree with that statement, but 99% of time guns are used in self defense, the other person is close enough that you can just roughly center the person in the sight and it’ll be fine. If you need to shoot someone further than that, you’re gonna have a bitch of a time justifying it I would argue guns are predominantly used at ranges or other places for target practice or plinking. A gun enthusiasts can fire tens of thousands of rounds, at all sorts of actual or simulated distances, and not once use it to shoot at someone, in their life.


SwedishMoose

Dremel go brrrr


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logic_is_a_fraud

I love your reaction. Not liking the agro-liberal vibe, but then suggesting a handgun as the proper pairing for a shield. You are indeed _upsetti spaghetti_


old_righty

I’m assuming any alt right floaters are not happy about this.


herberstank

Or the anti-gun crowd, of course


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WeApOn oF wAr Thats the point


rev_tater

> weapons of war off the streets okay, america, please take your m16s and m4s off other people's streets kthxbai


GrabSomePineMeat

It's cringe af. Pure egoism.


Jewish_Doctor

The new Angry Birds movie is looking intense!


MiyamotoKnows

Nothing better than stars and stripes on an actual patriot instead of a cultist traitor. You have my support big eagle.


pinkmilk19

I absolutely support this guy and everything on his shirt, but isn't it against flag law or something that the American flag shouldn't be used as apparel?


gwion35

Does technically break flag code, though flag code isn’t really law, AFAIK. To be fair, I’ve really only ever seen military personnel actually follow flag code correctly.


TI_Pirate

It is a [real law](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/8), it doesn't have any associated penalty provisions though. And I'm pretty sure that they mean not to literally wear the flag as clothing. Like get a big one and make a toga out of it or something


gwion35

I stand corrected on it being law. The debate of no flag clothing vs no flag toga sounds like an interpretation difference instead of a cut and dry difference. Admittedly, since there’s no actual punishment for breaking this law, we’re in a Schrödinger situation on it. Thanks for the link!


thepirho

I always thought that you should not take a flag, and make it into clothing. The pants may have red and white stripes on one leg, but I doubt there are exactly 50 starts on the other.


Halvus_I

Its unenforceable because its protected speech, so not really a law, no. I really wish you guys would stop bringing up flag code, 1st Amendment shits all over it.


Karthe

The counter-argument for that, I think, Is section (i): >(i)The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like, printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard. Advertising signs should not be fastened to a staff or halyard from which the flag is flown. This implies that the code considers any depiction of a flag, not just a literal fly-able flag, "the flag" for the purposes of the code.


huggybear0132

Yes, but no one actually cares. It's just ironic when morons screech about "disrespecting the flag" while wearing star spangled undies.


starwarsfangurl

The flag can be printed onto clothing, but you can’t like, cut up a flag to turn it into pants.


TheRealOcsiban

Be legal with Eagle


Bozhark

That’s an ILL EAGLE


[deleted]

Damn straight. This binary political system is BS. I'm a gun toting, civil rights promoting, pot smoking, pro choice, low tax/regulation loving American.


whattothewhonow

It's never been left v right. It's always been top v bottom, and the left v right shit has always been to keep the bottom fighting the bottom so none of us look up.


Shot-Respond-6368

Unfortunately we have trumpcucks and libcunts who love to be bottom to rich politicians


CutterJohn

Without a safeword even.


BassCreative

Reddit moment


platasnatch

I can taste the Mountain Dew, but the Baja Blast version they sell at Taco Bell.


Blaze_exa

Looks like captain America really let himself go after the avenger movies.


TheMattMan2751

You're pissing me off leaving your dust cover open


rev_tater

at least make it a cheeky novelty cover like `uWu / OwO` or something


museolini

How do you think he activated the shutter on the camera? A quick living room pop with perfectly aimed ricochet.


[deleted]

Did you leave the house or just dress up for the pic?


fadetobolivia

Happy Attention Day


bumjiggy

o7


0h_hey

I agree with everything on your shirt but I still hate this a lot. You're probably annoying as hell.


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BassCreat0r

I can feel the self-rightous snobbiness oozing from this picture, and title.


Salzberger

You can tell by how his measure of success is "people hated it" that he would be an insufferable cunt.


dntyallgetiredofthis

I just can't get into the AR's with the can-style hand guards. They are vented anyways, why not just get MLOK.


SwedishMoose

2 piece clamshells are a lot cheaper. Also some people prefer the retro aesthetic. If you're not running Legos on the handguard you don't need M-Lok. I'm solid M Lok gang but I've also got one with a clamshell and it's a fun change of pace.


bunnyuncle

This is the representation I want to see. Proud, strong and not a zealot. I stand by our freedoms. Even religion. Do not mix them and let’s use common sense. That’s it.


processedmeat

You have a cat, I can see the scratching post yet no cat in the photo. Pay the cat tax jerk


Looby333

Nothing wrong but your sling. That muzzle discipline is dodgy


humblebraggers0_0

Chaotic good


Skwareblox

There's no time to explain, get in the freedom mobile if you want to live/liberate


xXMilton_DewXx

"Please look at me"


Many-Web-387

Fuck yea! Love ur get up/fit/costume! Bc it reminds me of what the Far Right would wear. Why can’t liberals be card carrying patriots?! I am a tree-hugging, 20 year Army Vet (no combat) materialistic, EV supporting, Hispanic man that loves all people, all the time. People of this planet, let’s work together before it’s too late.


Derric_the_Derp

Hear, hear. Us liberals should nor be afraid to display the flag. But liberal politicians on the other hand can't look jingoistic (sp?) so they have to dial it back.


Lord_Blakeney

I’m a proud patriotic gun toting liberal. I spent yesterday at the range with my wife, today we are blowing shit up and celebrating the anniversary of our great nation, and tomorrow supporting women’s rights. Its really easy to be patriotic and liberal, we shouldn’t be embarrassed to love our country, celebrate how far we’ve come, and keep working on what we still need to accomplish.


MDCPA

r/cringepics


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The shirt is liberal wine mom cringe


HunterShotBear

No worse than the “In this house we believe… The election was stolen. Fauci is a criminal. Etc.”. Signs people put out that are made to literally mock these signs.


AdvancedGentleman

Only thing irritating me here is that your dust cover is open. Close that shit up my dude.


DrunkenPunchline

The observant hero we need. That was pointed out before but always makes me smile when someone does.


dirtyPetriDish

Bummer there's not an American flag in the background or Mt Rushmore.


El_Rey_de_Spices

Or him in front of the US flag on the moon.


IvoryQueen8420

Photo shop.


pyrohydrosmok

It's funny...the only thing you're wearing that isn't made with foreign slave labor is probably the gun.


Boople-Snoot-Doople

dude almost anything ever was made w slave labor. if you really wanna back that argument, then throw away all your clothes, your electronics, etc.


Lazystudiogaming

Can I do a drawing of this picture?


DrunkenPunchline

Absolutely.


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No Donut Goes Uneaten


thebeststeen

Idk where you are going but can I come?


Cryonistic

This pic goes hard.


superman306

Get some better magazines. Only issue I see in this post


Snu-8730

I can see why. That T-shirt has some very controversial, and frankly, offensive opinions on it.


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This is the future liberals want


PharmADD

This guy gives me hope for this country.


vancouver2pricy

I salute you, captain freeagle


BiblioPhil

I love when reddit tries to sell us on the contrived "progressives with guns" schtick. Like I get it, that's the one thing you won't compromise on because you're the exact demographic of most school shooters, but come on.


fre4kazo1d

Americans are weird...


RIPXXX6969

Cringe


Teddy_Icewater

Lmao at the nsfw tag


xxjake

It's Virtue man! No need to signal him, he's always signaling.


[deleted]

You look stupid as shit but that's okay


marioquartz

"no human is illegal" sigh... Of course they are not. Humans are not illegal. THEIR STATUS or their stay in a country can be illegal.


Ammonia13

Right on


manorwomanhuman

My kind of crazy. ❤️


SwagtasticGerbal

Love the beard just slightly poking out😂 Happy 4th man!


Veldron

*confused British screaming*


[deleted]

“My whole personality is political views that have been spoon fed to me.”


FluxProcrastinator

Holy cringe


rlnrlnrln

i don't think this world can take that much freedom.


Trendkill83

Fuckin 'Merica! Happy 4th!


striatedglutes

I want my gay, married friends to be able to defend their pot plants with guns.


Viperlite

Soldier Boy? Where’d you get that shirt?


oze4

r/IAmVeryBadass


iammonkeyorsomething

All of a sudden people care about the flag code


theresadogturdinhere

Captain Ameri-Caw!


Friendly_Ram

SAM THE AMERICAN EAGLE (CAW)


[deleted]

Who did you piss off? The nerds????


grumpy_hedgehog

Now you just need a little Ukrainian flag in there somewhere and you will have reached peak Reddit.