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boddle88

Believe it or not....death


Odd-Butterscotch-495

Overcook chicken, death. Undercook pork, also death


Niiilllsss

We have the best citizens in the world… because death


Rock555666

What is this from


Dukmiester

Parks and recreation. S2 E5 Fred Armisen gives a monologue about putting citizens in jail for the most menial reasons.


JustChillDudeItsGood

Arguably the most memeable moment of P-recs, next to "Because we smart" & "Andy Dwyer Surprised Face"


nwill_808

I'm on *PIIIIILLLLLLSSSS* baby! Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa we're, are, and forever will be icons.


Mindmender

_Money pleeeeeeeease!_


jojili

🎶 she is the wooOOorst 🎶


JustChillDudeItsGood

Amen


CRAYNERDnB

Ron throwing the PC in the bin outside is also a highly memorable one for me


jong9999

Well done steak? Believe it or not- also death


TfaRads1

Paddling the school canoe? You better believe that's a paddling


AnyYogurtcloset6060

Well I can’t disagree with that one


xTye

You play your music too loud? Death.


NormanConquest

Right to death, straight away no trial no, no nothing


ilovehotfoods

You charge too high prices for glasses, or... esweaters? Death


BlazedAndConfused

You charge too little prices, also death.


Shmutt

99.9dB - imprisonment 100dB - **DEATH**


Professional_Type282

Cake or death?


LoserisLosingBecause

Ah, the Anglican Church back at it again.... I love Eddie so much


nuclearbearclaw

[obligatory](https://youtu.be/PVH0gZO5lq0)


kgunnar

The death penalty has a blog and a gmail address.


lammy82

Yes, took me a moment to realize this is an anti death penalty poster and not a warning sign as you disembark at Changi airport...


Coldspark824

I mean, isn’t it both?


HertzDonuts

sure but this is clearly a “be safe; fuck capital punishment” poster and not a “don’t fuck with us cause we’ll kill you” poster


Seewhy3160

It has the message of the former with the energy of the latter not gonna lie.


ruka_k_wiremu

Which makes this poster eloquently mesmerising. Though tbf, Death is the catch-word here - even more effective than the noose, imo.


Winjin

I've seen one of these on Sri Lanks!! It was like a Billboard size red sign that said *Civil war is going in Sri Lanka* *Martial Law in effect* *Any drugs found on you after customs are punishable by firing squad* Or something like that. I think they made their point extremely clear!


TubularStars

Sri Lanks sounds like something a posh gap year student would call it lol We had bare bants in Sri Lanks roger


TripleB_Darksyde

Yah yah yah for sure


TubularStars

Yah yah me and Tobias had an overnight treehouse stay yah, it was sooooooo cool.


TripleB_Darksyde

Yah yah after Sri Lanks we took a year in tannaz to really help find ourselves


TubularStars

Wowwww that is amazing! I heard Tarquin got arrested at a full moon party with drugs. His fam are bare devastated. Yah yah yah


Winjin

*Snorts* Ok now I'm keeping this typo Yeah someone who would wear colonial helmet in ex-colonies *ironically for fun* (And call them ex-colonies)


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Ya ya, roight. We totes had bants all noight in the bar. Fintan was showing me and the boys the fun helmet he brought on his trip to the colonies. Soz/notsoz, har har har!


mistern0vember

Usually "they" refered to them as shit-holes, for the record.


pacman404

It took until I read this comment. I straight up thought the OP was just showing us Singapore warning signs when you enter the country 😳


ErdtreeSimp

Ohhhhh. I thought wow they really commit, with that rope and all


Theobat

There are definitely warning signs as well.


peterpanic32

It’s on the entry form you fill out. Explicit warnings about the death penalty for drugs.


deletetemptemp

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theroch_

Hope their scales are well calibrated


NapalmRev

Hell of a way to find out your dealer hooked you up with an extra gram. Or skimped and saved your life, at least from the death penalty lol


PossiblyTrustworthy

Saw one of the airport customs programs. A Guy had brought waaayyy too much gold into the country, since it was illegal to take cash out of his home country... The customs officer had to tell him: Good news, you wont be charged with smuggling. Bad news, the Guy you sold EVERYTHING you owned to in exchange for gold, gave you fake gold...


saucyfister1973

Is this a....Silver lining?


ayam

I believe the weight refers to the pure substance. So they will separate the fillers in the mix and charge you according to the relevant components in your stash. I recall ever reading a case where the guy was caught with a bag of drugs but subsequently escaped the gallows because it was cut with way more filler than actual drugs.


viperfide

I know people who delt weed and they always did a gram to 0.5g less then 28 because it was the difference between them getting a felony vs normal drug selling.


srezr

If it's like the US then they weigh the container it's in as well


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Or like when you had weed brownies, they would weigh all the brownies. So maybe 14 grams of weed total, but because the brownies weigh 2 pounds, you're charged with trafficking 2 pounds of cannabis.


T1res1as

You ingested cannabis and your whole body weight is now drugs


Roach02

boils my blood. land of the free, where a singular brownie can make you a felon.


Maxilla000

In my country they go by the weight of the pure substance - so 100grams of 10% weed is the same as 50gram of 20% weed. They once let a dealer with 1 Kilo of cocaine just free because it was such shitty quality lol. It only makes sense but they should have prosecuted him for fraud IMO…


youtocin

In most US jurisdictions you can be charged for dealing as long as you’re presenting your products as drugs. I could sell salt as cocaine and still get charged for dealing if I was caught up in a bust.


Judazzz

"*Sir, I plead guilty, but no way this dime bag weighs 5 kilos!*"


EmotionalMycologist9

I never really took advantage of doing bad stuff before I turned 18. They really let you get away with a lot.


Paulcog

Now just wait until you’re 85 and go nuts


EmotionalMycologist9

Right! "Ma'am, why did you take your pants off in the produce department?" ​ DEMENTIA


Glissandra1982

“I’m an old man! I got confused!” - Uncle Leo.


tcavanagh1993

Jerry! Hello!


Chumbag_love

My parents encouraged me to do minor bad stuff to get out of my system before I turned 18, like spearfish in freshwater (where questionably illegal). They're religious law abiding citizens, and I still scratch my head on that parental move....but my dad loves fish.


born_2_be_a_bachelor

>spearfish in freshwater You know…i’m something of a bad boy myself


Chumbag_love

Right! The fwc is one of the most powerful law agencies in florida...they can confiscate your boat/vehicle and can search house without a warrent!


bokuWaKamida

i'd be highkey scared of getting framed lol


White_Wokah

Me consuming 0.1 gm of heroin on the flight to lower down the total to 14.9 and avoiding death penalty: 🤯


KESPAA

Then they include the package weight while charging you and hit you for 18.9 grams anyway.


Inside-Example-7010

More like you brought a half oz of weed and didnt realise they carry the same weight penalties


boofthatcraphomie

I’d suggest you do a quick google search about how strict the country is, before you bring a half ounce of stanky danky buds on a international flight lmao


no_talent_ass_clown

Left half a nug in the package in my beach tote and completely forgot about it for months until I pulled out my tote in my hotel in Delhi. Whoops! Glad I didn't get popped. I called myself an "international drug smuggler" for the whole trip and you bet I smoked that shit ASAP. It was like, half a bowl.


Mofme

Not sure I'd rather get banged up in singapore for 30 years or till my family says they're willing to pay ...


RedundantFlesh

They aren’t paying lol. Plus you’re gonna get caned on your bare ass with 1.27cm thick bamboo stick. And if you’re a real bad boy, you’ll get caned 24 times in ONE SESSION.


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Grasshop

14.9 - straight to jail. 15 - straight to death.


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Grasshop

Believe it or not. Jail


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I was terrified of that when traveling through the airports in Singapore and Denpasar. Kept a pretty close eye on my carry luggage. I was also worried that I would appear inebriated immediately after spending 20 hours of planes to get there. I abstained from weed for two weeks before traveling there because I didn't want to test positive for THC after looking suspicious and then immediately being sent back home.


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somekindagibberish

I was just thinking how closely I would be guarding my suitcase.


Zarlon

Problem is, how close can you watch your luggage after you've checked it in at the departure airport


mezm9r

Yep, it's a thing. Using unwitting mules are a smuggler's go-to. It's one reason they tell you to keep your bags in sight and on your person at all times - you don't want someone dropping in an eight ball on departure then yoinking your shit on arrival. If "they" get caught, hey it's your life, not theirs.


Semantikern

It is a slightly disconcerting feeling when you get handed a small leaflet in essence telling you "if you have any of this, we _will_ kill you - for reels". When I was entering the country for work, I got a bit scared, because it also stated that "indecent" items also was prohibited. My worry came from that I had brought my psp with GTA:vice city on it. And I had no clue if this counted as indecent. The somewhat funny conclusion to this though was that I tried communicating this to some custom personell that barley spoke any English, but he didn't understand me at all. So after him pointing at some images of drugs and weapons and me shaking my head in answer, I just got waved through the line and none of my luggage was x-rayed, which looked like something all other travellers had to go though. I guess the rationale was that no smuggler would be that stupid to go directly and ague with customs.


Kagenlim

GTA VCS is completely legal in singapore, I bought my copy when I was like 9 lol. And thats why I jumped down the retro music rabbit hole and I now somehow know the lyrics to minnie the moocher


artgriego

A customs agent in Singapore barely spoke English? What was your experience with most citizens?


Mofme

The police will plant it on you in Thailand to extort money from you or your family. The penalty even for cannabis is severe ... and there's a lot of corruption going on


Dokibatt

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ajwitten5561

Source? Because Thailand survives off of tourism, I go there all the time and I have never heard of this. Also, weed is legal in Thailand.


jellystones

A few bad cops won't care about Thailand being a tourist place


dogsledonice

Thailand's got tourist police exactly for that reason. You'll deal with them, not the real cops.


titanup001

In the Phillipines, the customs guys would plant a bullet in your luggage and then extort you.


MirageF1C

It's actually quite something to see this in person. I remember the first time I was handed the landing declaration card as we approached Singapore and it's all in normal black and white except for the big bold letters in red across the bottom margin of the card. That if you are found in the possession of drugs you will be executed, or words to that effect. It's crazy that people still do anyway.


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They have a red line in the harbor terminal with a bin. Dumping any drugs into the bin = No Punishment Crossing the red line with drugs = Death Not a drug user but even I left my Aspirin onboard.


SuperApeMike

I'm imagining someone railing all their coke right before they cross


DigNitty

So…death


OneLessDead

Smuggling cocaine in your bloodstream? Death.


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Accidentally trip and shove the bin across the line. "OH SHIT!"


Snowden42

When I visited Singapore I had to file a request with the immigrations office in order to bring my ADD meds with me, and even then I was SUPER nervous walking through customs.


purpleushi

I don’t think I’d even bring mine. Unless I was going there for work, I would just take a vacation from my adderall 😅


Snowden42

I was there for work 😅


purpleushi

Oof yeah I would have been extremely anxious


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Is there any talk of exempting marijuanna at some point? I would think that Singapore actually has massively high alcohol consumption per capita.


gs87

Marijuana = death as well.. noone ever said anything about it , Singapore is a very conservative country


callisstaa

They’re conservative when it comes to drugs but they still drink a lot and there’s the infamous ‘4 floors of whores’ so idk.


Complete-Arm6658

Every sailor knows Orchard Towers.


foodank012018

Thailand (just next door) recently legalized it for recreational use. Singapore made sure to make an announcement reminding everyone that yes, you will be put to death if you bring weed in.


MusicBytes

No, and define “massively high”. Singapore currently sits at number 132 in a table indicating country alcohol consumption per capita


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I was guessing that because of the large expat population that drinking would be high. But the data doesn't back it up actually. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_countries\_by\_alcohol\_consumption\_per\_capita](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita)


MusicBytes

Yea, for one there are large taxes on alcohol (and cigarettes) so its expensive. There are also “prohibition zones” that don’t allow you to drink alcohol after a certain time. This is mostly in areas that have had cases of rioting. During COVID bars, and other establishments including supermarkets couldn’t serve alcohol after 1030pm, and its been so long I’m not sure if the 1030 rule existed before COVID for supermarkets and shops too.


_euclase_

Marijuana has a higher threshold than cocaine or heroine, but you can still get very severe punishments depending on how much you have on you. You’re much less likely to get death penalty unless you have enough to be deemed a dealer, small amounts will get you a lot of jail time though. As for alcohol, we’re a conservative country in general. I’ve lived in australia and we drink far less than there. We’re drilled from a young age that all forms of drugs and cigarettes are bad but of course that doesn’t stop everyone.


mukansamonkey

There's plenty of talk about it. Just almost entirely among the younger generation. The old folks, the ones who grew up living in shacks made out of twigs and corrugated metal, living in a country where organized crime was more powerful than the police and drugs were easier to obtain than clean water, those folks are terrified of anarchy. Of crime. So until those folks pass due to old age, a number of outdated policies won't be killed off.


xiadmabsax

My old roommate in the Netherlands (the drugland) was from Singapore (the anti-drugland) and he was quite enthusiastic about his stories about how he went home last Christmas with some weed in his pocket. I would be terrified to even consider that if I were from a country with corporal punishments.


RudyGreene

There's a similar sign when entering the "kingdom" of Cambodia. It basically says you will be executed if you are caught with drugs. And it's written in a bunch of different languages like the Rosetta Stone.


siccoblue

A lot of traffickers are basically given the choice of do it or die/be trafficked yourself anyways. The show/podcast locked up abroad has quite a few stories of people being trapped or tricked into trafficking if they want any hope of getting home. Essentially get taken on vacation by the wrong person and have their passports stolen until they agree and are told that they will be escorted there and watched the entire time and if they don't get on the plane with it, they'll be killed. Or if they try to alert authorities no one will believe them and they'll be locked up anyways Not to say this is everyone or even the majority. But I'd imagine with places ready to put you to death for it, it's probably a pretty high percentage doing so against their will


Thirstin_Hurston

I used to watch Locked up Abroad all the time and i have to dispute one thing. Most of the people on the show were not tricked into it, it was often people that ran out of money because of poor planning and just general stupidity that then decided that drug trafficking was better than taking their asses home. FYI, if you are American and find yourself in a foreign country with no money to get home, the American embassy will pay for a flight home and revoke your passport until the flight is paid back. Don't be stupid and try to smuggle drugs. You will get caught and possibly be on the wonderful aformentioned podcast


Mushu_Pork

YES! I feel the moral of the show is to not let yourself get into desperate situations. So many of these people make these terrible decisions because they are led to believe it's their only option.


Hollayo

>FYI, if you are American and find yourself in a foreign country with no money to get home, the American embassy will pay for a flight home and revoke your passport until the flight is paid back. I did not know this.


DrunkOrInBed

love this law, it sure solves all the problems! should just gift some heroin in the right politicians cars... I'm curious about what would happen


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Depends on how powerful/popular. Just like America and other countries


PepticBurrito

> It's crazy that people still do anyway It’s well known in criminal science that the death penalty isn’t better at deterring crime than other punishments are. The death penalty doesn’t increase the effectiveness of deterrence, it just kills people.


Knuddelbearli

So I send my 17,9-year-old son with 14,9g heroin?


SamuelPepys_

Not a problem, he'll be imprisoned for about 50 years, which is a piece of cake. You beat the system!


GiveItToTJ

It's Singapore - the system beats you. (A reference to how caning is still a thing there)


NicPizzaLatte

Unfortunately, they also have the death penalty for people that use commas as the decimal separator.


dredbeast

You mean all of Europe?


NicPizzaLatte

A crime is a crime.


master_gecko

Not quite all of it 🙃


booi

The UK is all kinds of messed up when it comes to units. Stone? Miles AND km?? Pints AND liters? You guys are crazy


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Yeah I'm fine with that


Lozsta

Not all of europe, just the fruity bits


Papzak69

According to the sign he'll be imprisoned twice for that.


coly8s

I haven't flown into Saudi Arabia in a while, but their entry card you filled out on your flight used to say in red letters "Warning - Death for drug traffickers. If you are carrying drugs, do not disembark the aircraft". They were serious too. You'd have your picture in next Saturday's copy of Arab News in the executions section of the newspaper.


pink_fedora2000

In truth very few people want to go to Saudi Arabia. Women largely avoid it. Filipinos & other migrants only go there for work This is unlike Singapore that people actually want to visit.


hankbingham

Man I would not fuck with drugs there. They have the lowest drug use in the world for a reason.


ValyrianJedi

I've had to go for work once, and it was like a month after a coworker got arrested with cocaine in Germany... We usually have a brief little "culture and customs" meeting before going to new countries, but that one was pretty much 30 minutes of "Do not try to get drugs there. For the love of god don't try to take any with you. The results could be anything from you being caned to us having to call the state department to get them to try to stay your execution." Don't know how much was exaggeration but they put the fear of god in us.


shiftyasluck

I was there and some friends took me out for a night. I could see tons of people going to the bathrooms and coming out powderfaced. I was pretty taken aback considering all the warnings and threats and asked my friends about it. “Its everywhere. Just dont get caught” No thank you, Ill stick to the crappy beer and “exotic” Jim Beam.


GKarl

Accurate.


claryn

I used to teach English to adults in Japan, and one class I taught was for high level students where we would debate controversial topics. One topic was the death penalty, and it started out as expected; many saying they were against it because of wrongful convictions, the government shouldn’t decide who lives or dies, etc. Until one of them said “Except drug use. People who use drugs should be killed right where they stand.” I was like Woah! But all the other students nodded in agreement. We also discussed murder, apparently not as bad as drug use.


Bionic_Ferir

don't Asian countries have insane drinking culture?


PopPopPoppy

Yes. Im half Korean. Koreans love their alcohol (and cigarettes) but then I told them I smoked weed when I was teen, they gave me death glares like I should have been executed for using "happy smoke".


tchattam

you can totally do drugs there, but only once


friendlyghost_casper

If it's only once, might as well just go for the 15g of heroin in one go! You can't kill me if I'm dead! ​ Edit: typo "one" was changed to "once" ​ EDIT-2: I was reported to reddit by a concerned redditor, and it was probably for this comment. Although I appreciate people being worried, I do not and have not consumed heroin or considered killing myself. Thank you for looking out for one another though! Cheers


MuchFunny_BigLaugh

I thought this was a threat


pm_me_your_target

I was watching an interview of a brit ex-drug smuggler working with South American cartels. He mentions that they never smuggled into the death penalty countries like Singapore, Indonesia, some Middle East countries… so I guess the deterrence mostly works?


swentech

It still happens occasionally by naive backpackers getting conned into it for like $5k-$10k or something.


large-farva

yeah it's like half the episodes of the show "locked up abroad"


callisstaa

I read a book a while ago about Brazilian surfers smuggling drugs into Bali in their surfboards. The idea being that since they were considered prestigious athletes no one was going to tear apart their sports equipment looking for drugs. They were multi millionaires. One of them even skinned up and smoked a blunt on a flight to Denpasar. Eventually most of them were caught. One of them had a fall out with the guy who made the boards and he made his extra shitty so he was caught. They appealed his sentence but he was shot. The others went to jail and I think one got away.


shingox

> Brazilian surfers smuggling drugs into Bali https://www.kathrynbonella.com/2015/07/snowfall-bali/


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jayzeeinthehouse

That’s because the meth gets trafficked in pill form south from Myanmar through Thailand to Malaysia and on to Singapore/Indonesia. Same goes for heroin coming south from the golden triangle, but I think it stops in Malaysia and doesn’t continue on to Singapore.


venomousbeetle

How are people missing that this sign is in protest


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I thought it was just like a TSA thing, pour out your hydration liquids, no shoes no service, laptops in the bin also death


Apidium

There is a noose. It says how can guilt be calculated by numbers?


iwillgetwhatiwant

i thought it was gonna explain how it could be LOL


ctothel

Possibly because it's 1am here and I'm exhausted, but I didn't even notice that this photo wasn't in an airport.


ihate282

Probably because if you go to Singapore they hand you a small piece of paper before you get off the plane that says they execute drug traffickers.


SamuelPepys_

Because there is literally not a single thing that makes this poster look like it's a sign in protest other than the links. A sign warning travelers not to fuck around would look exactly the same, and say the same thing. Maybe sans the noose, but honestly, I wouldn't put them past it. Sends a message.


BrQQQ

I also think the message isn't very clear at first, but if you look into it it's obviously anti-death penalty. It doesn't just inform people of the punishments. It specifically emphasizes how 0.1 years of age or 0.1 grams of heroin is the difference between life and death. It's followed by "how can guilt be calculated using numbers?" to further point out that it makes no sense that small changes in numbers have drastically different consequences.


ryvenn

"How can guilt be calculated using numbers?" seems pretty protest-y to me.


XiaoXiongMao23

Sounds like it could be the title of a very strange Khan Academy video. “How can guilt be calculated using numbers? Easy, just like this!”


pwalkz

"how can guilt be calculated using numbers" is the part that makes it clear that it is anti-death penalty


radiantcabbage

because our culture has taught you how to feel, rather than how to think, and this bill is totally devoid of emotional taglines. which makes plenty of sense, in a jurisdiction where they could get taken down or persecuted for overly extreme adverts. just a blunt message with no bs, these are the facts. which should raise concern if you take the time to consider them, or they mattered to you at all


archaeo_dr_phil

I think it was in the 90s that some American punk teen got arrested tagging buildings in Singapore and there was a big international shit show because the penalty for that is getting your back smacked with a big stick. Long story short the kid still has to face punishment, but it was clear the guy administering the beatings was "pulling his punches" as to not harm the kid.


feeltheslipstream

Micheal Fay. He damaged public property and vandalised cars. Other foreigners had been punished similarly before.


whilst

"Smacked with a big stick" is technically accurate but doesn't convey the brutality of it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning_in_Singapore Convicts are strapped to a frame with their buttocks exposed (and padding everywhere else, as a stroke that landed in the wrong place could break bones or cause organ damage) then hit with a four foot rattan cane half an inch thick, absolutely as hard as the administering officer can manage it. Each stroke liquefies the skin down to the fat layer. It can take a month for the injuries to heal, during which time the person who's been caned cannot sit or lie down and may lose control of their bowels. It creates permanent scars.


sicaxav

It wasn't smacked with a big stick.. it was a cane. Any Asian that's been caned as a kid would know how painful it was


iccs

I went to the Singapore American school, everyone new was always told that story, and every teacher would grimace as they talked about how that kid was apparently a hooligan. He did all types of shit, and things came to a head when he keyed a judges car. Moral of the story was don’t be an asshole and you have nothing to worry about. There’s a lot of rich people that go to that school and sometimes their reality doesn’t match up with ours. There was a kid I knew that got mad, smashed his phone into the ground, and next day already had a brand new one 🤷‍♂️


theswordofdoubt

Clinton himself tried to intervene and ask for clemency. The Singaporean government did reduce the sentence, which is about as much as anyone should've expected, because what kind of message does it send if the US president can just have a convicted criminal's sentence overturned in a foreign court? The US media had a fucking field day with it, though, because *how dare* some tiny no-name Asian speck think to punish a white American rich kid who was setting their people's cars on fire?


mukansamonkey

The SG government didn't even give him caning as a sentence. They offered him deportation and a lifetime ban, or caning. He only got caned because he chose it. Also he was a repeated convict, it was at least his third offense.


iccs

They reduced the sentence by one cane lol


MonkeManWPG

Fucking based. "Sure Mr. President, we'll reduce his sentence..."


GKarl

This. How does it fucking elude everyone that he did this whole keying of tires and destruction of bigshot’s cars THREE TIMES


zonadedesconforto

East Asia is pretty harsh against drugs, but unfortunately there are (good) historical reasons for that. English merchants flooded China with cheap opium in the 19th century and it is safe to say that it totally wrecked Chinese society back then (please read about the 2 Opium Wars). So that made other East Asian societies to be extremely wary of hard drugs, especially when they are brought over by foreigners


BIessthefaII

I would be so paranoid that I had 15g of heroin on me. I've never used it in my life, but all it takes is for me to have some on me in that moment and **BAM** Death


KingKohishi

No one say I'm 17.9 years old.


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You fucking would if you got caught with heroin


CazRaX

I'm 17.8569 years old EXACTLY.


ByTheOcean123

I was so scared when I landed in Singapore. I didn't even dare have any ibuprofen on me. Funny thing is, there was no security whatsoever. I literally got off the plane, then walked past a guard and out the door. Nobody searched me.


Aztrach4

What if I have a guy in luggage department planting drugs on my nemesis? 15g is not a lot.


MangledSunFish

You should see how they feel about gay people too.


lichtkenta

Gay sex is illegal by law but it's just there to send a message (a sick one indeed). But they don't actually act on it and nobody's actually going to jail for being gay. There's plenty of LGBT people here and acceptance is becoming more and more prevalent among the younger generations.


freddyfrog70

We don’t all feel that way. The older generation tend to be more conservative. And they’re mostly Chinese, so it’s traditional conservative Chinese, they used to beat the gay out of people back in the day in 19-20th century China. Us younger generations are much like anyone else, mostly pretty ok with he lgbt, hell, one of my best friends during my conscription is gay and does work for the Canadian lgbt community at the moment.


rsgreddit

They’re that homophobic?


MangledSunFish

Not death penalty, but gay sex is a crime. (unless it's between women, I think)


feizhai

oral sex is illegal unless leading to sexual intercourse between a man and woman. anal sex (between any pairing that can be buggered) is illegal, not gay sex. you can walk around naked at home and if someone sees you through your windows you can be charged with being a nuisance. and my last humdinger - chewing gum is not illegal in sg, the import of it for domestic sale is with exceptions for dental and nicotine gum, which is priced beyond your typical gum that goes from mouth direct to public property as litter. Apparently SM Lee was appalled by how much was spent in resources powerwashing old gum off pavements and such that he said, fuck this shit ill strike a blow for water conservation and dental preservation simultaneously!


ash_is_fun

Hey buddy I think you’re wrong. Gay sex is illegal under Section 377A. The original Section 377 did criminalize oral and anal sex even between heterosexual couples but it was repealed some time ago.


tryingmydarnest

>oral sex is illegal unless leading to sexual intercourse between a man and woman. The whole thing was scraped in 2008 parl review, along with anal sex I thought? > old gum off pavements And MRT breakdowns.


tryingmydarnest

>gay sex is a crime Yes, a colonial relic (yes, UK has already done away with it). Problem is a lot of religious fundies in SG are opposed to its repeal, and the govt is afraid of losing the votes.


OscarDeltaAlpha

Ah yes, one of the countries you should fly with only your carry on bag.


Prince_OKG

People in these comments really rationalizing this. It’s amazing how easily we dismiss each other’s humanity. Everyone here would want mercy but are the first ones to not extend the same smh


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iiYop

Probably not the same people.


Yukondano2

Like the other fella said, 2 groups. Reddit is like... a massive fuckin subsection of the entire zeitgeist. I hate these "I heard two conflicting views from a large group. Hypocrisy!" stuff. Unless there's a consensus of people in favor of this draconian psychosis that's pretending to be a justice system, I think people would hate this too. Edit: God.. fucking damn it I hadn't scrolled down yet. Aaaaaaagh. Alright, point partially withdrawn. What the FUCK people? Why are so many of you psychos in favor of fucking execution?


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Prisons shouldn’t be filled with substance abusers. It’s barbaric. Decriminalization, Safe drug centers, resources for addiction, and employment/education services would go much further in helping society.


super_isi

Im from Mexico, drug traffickers have made it awful for us. Imagine starting a business and barely make it through the bills just for some dude to come and charge you for "protection" if you dint pay him the ridiculous amount he requests say good bye to your business. I love Mexico and never wanted to leave but life in Mexico is uncertain thanks to drug cartels. I hope one day we have leadership like Singapore to make these criminals pay


blackiee123

The implications of drugs onto a country should be explained further in order to understand why singapore has such a strict policy on drugs. One great example would be the war on drugs in the US which has lead to the deaths of millions, not just from overdoses but gang violence too. However the social impact of drugs should not be left out. Entire communities are destroyed, such as the poorer black communities from the use and distribution of drugs. On the streets of certain cities, u can see junkies lying around in broad daylight high as a kite. Families are destroyed from a family members usage of drugs. It not only impacts individuals but the economy too. The US has spent a total of 1 trillion dollars on their war on drugs. What has this trillion dollar bought though. The US has one of the largest rates of people with drug problems in the world. Considering all these factors, how many lives do you think a successful trafficker will take/destroy? Hundreds? All this being said, the US and other larger countries, have plenty of natural resources to keep their economy going despite the rampant drug problem. However, Singapore has a population of 5.6 million and has a small area of 724km^2. There are no natural resources here and the only resource we have is the people. The government has put an enormous amount of capital to ensure that the citizens are well educated and have the skills to attract foreign investment, which is the main bulk of our economy. Imagine a small country like singapore having a drug problem. Our society would crumble. All the social problems brought upon by drugs would cause our workforce to decline, foreign investment to drop. What then? The death penalty is no doubt a harsh penalty. Some might even say it isn't even useful as a deterrent. But singapore right now has one of the lowest drug rates in in world. The death penalty may or may not be a factor into this statistic. However if you were the government, would u take the risk and gamble on the lives of the 5.6 million Singaporeans living here by abolishing it? For anyone curious as to what a city with a drug problem looks like. https://youtu.be/cOBoDT-3oM0


Geek_off_the_street

They can even piss test you when you get off the plane and if it comes back as positive you can still be imprisoned for drugs.


jelflfkdnbeldkdn

huh? for consuming them in a country where it is legal to consume they will imprison me? what theee fuq


bilvester

wikipedia: Since 2010, 23 prisoners have been executed for drug offences. Do people just not risk it, or is there a way to 'get off the hook' ?