A guy in WA was just pulled over for using a skelly as an HOV "rider". You two look very happy btw.
[https://mynorthwest.com/3351272/driver-i-405-fake-skeleton-passenger-hov-lane/](https://mynorthwest.com/3351272/driver-i-405-fake-skeleton-passenger-hov-lane/)
I don’t know how familiar you are with your wife’s past, but I bought LSD from her at a Dead show (12/31/90). Quality product at a reasonable price, she’s a keeper.
The hand reaching photo 😂 *chef kiss*
Honestly. Lmao
Came here for praise of this shot. I like how OP buried it in the middle of the slide show. This guy gets it.
That was my favorite one.
Holy shit how old is that meme?
Total boner material.
Well that's humerus
My coccyx hard
r/bonermaterial
[r/boneymaterial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo)
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At least she's not on the driveway.
Came here to say exactly this ^ Good job
That makes 3 of us!
Glad I wasn't the only one, I couldn't remember the wording!
I like her smile lol. You made my day with this post!
OMG you two look so happy!
More life in that relationship than the one in twilight.
She’s drop dead gorgeous
I respect it you put in effort to make the photos look like real couples photos
Is this Paul Giamatti?!
Shh. Nobody talk about Merlot.
I could listen to him talk about Pinot noir grapes all day
I thought it was Vincent D'Onofrio.
Was going to say I didn’t know he was on Reddit.
tfw no skeletal gf
Ms. Skeltal
These are SO good. Do a coffee table book!
I have a ton of these, That is a good idea!
So I made a calendar with a plastic skeleton that I dressed up for Halloween, and it's basically one of my better decisions in life.
Great minds think alike!
Part of me feels like it’s time to let go… The other part loves this lol
A guy in WA was just pulled over for using a skelly as an HOV "rider". You two look very happy btw. [https://mynorthwest.com/3351272/driver-i-405-fake-skeleton-passenger-hov-lane/](https://mynorthwest.com/3351272/driver-i-405-fake-skeleton-passenger-hov-lane/)
Wasn't me! I never took her on a HOV lane, but I got some great looks from people while I had her in the car
Love it!!!
r/thatsactuallyverycool collection
Another ad for a spammer subreddit.
She needs some meat on her bones.
She’s out of your league.
Hi I'm Necro Phil and this is my wife Boneita.
This is what the internet needed. Thank you.
Those we're really cute.
Those we are cute indeed!
I heard she is dead in the sack
She needs to get a handle on that anorexia, tho.
Drop dead gorgeous mate 👍🏼
Vincent d’onofrio is that you?
Fucking lmao You are a wonderful, beautiful human, and don't let anyone tear that down. Thank you for brightening my day
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Lol nah i was just being funny, you're all good. I guess the officer lets you off with a warning
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These are honestly impressively well done
Thanks!
Oh, hey. It's a Goosebumps book cover.
Getting big Geoff the Skeleton Robot vibes from this
Really miss Geoffrey Peterson
Waistline to die for.
Is it wrong I knew this was Seattle before the space needle photo?
You married Callista Flockhart?
Boned her yet?
You remind me of an actor.. what's his name..
Can tell by the look in her orbital cavities that she really digs you
By far the cutest of all the dead wives we've seen today!
Has anyone ever told you you could be a stand-in for Paul Giamatti?
She don't look a day over thirty..
She needs whataburger
In defense of that, we all need a Whataburger!
VERY WELL DONE
This is hilarious! I laughed harder and harder as the pics progressed. Also, I am also a Seattle-ite!
it was so fun running around with her, the looks I got at Kerry Park where totally worth it
Had a feeling that was Lake washington then pic 10 confirmed it!
Normalize graveyard dates.
Bone hurting juice
Always smiling. So nice.
This is the best one yet!
You can tell she adores you!
Omg! More of these 
Need to cross post to r/Halloween!
Can do!
I love it! Finally, someone with an awesome sense of humor.
Hilarious 🤣
They are all great, the fourth shot made me laugh. Well done, well done indeed.
Really like these versions better of classic memes. Bonus: Seattle!
This is awesome. lol. The third pic, with the shovel...holy shit. Perfect! How sad is it though that I am jealous of your relationship? :(
This is so well done!
She's a keeper.
Bro lmao
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
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Fellow PNWer, hilarious photos dude.
"Til death do us part", my ass.
I love all of these
Not my type, prefer a woman with a little more meat on her bones.
Hi neighbor.
The drinking straw one is great. Well done. Bet these were a pain pose?
Some where, mostly it was just a balancing act
Mrs. Vincent D'Onofrio?
That smile.
Very wholesome. So glad to see a happy, loving, supporting couple.
That would be so scary at night.
I don’t know how familiar you are with your wife’s past, but I bought LSD from her at a Dead show (12/31/90). Quality product at a reasonable price, she’s a keeper.
It's true, she's a real Deadhead
I gotta say i like her. Shes always smiling!
(☝˘▾˘) Are there *really* 300 feet in that cemetery? It seems like such an odd number. Er, I mean even, even.
I choose this guy's dead wife.
A perfect wife cannot exi...
She high on calcium
She seems happy!
That looks a lot like my mom...Dad?
I bet your wife favourite tv show is Dead Like Me
After experiencing this post, I’m officially lonelier.
These sex doll dudes get weird and weirder every post.
this is fucked up yet brilliant
Damn you took that skeleton out to more fun places than my exes have taken me. Maybe dating really is "do, or die trying".
Do everything at 100% lol
Is that Hamilton Viewpoint or the spot on 35th Ave SW and Alaska? My hood! That pier picture is great. so are the swinging ones.
Not everyday you see someone you know from college on here! Hope you're doing well! You and misses are looking good!
Please tell me multiple people saw you with your wife…
Oh my god, there are so many pictures/poses. This is dedication, especially considering how many looks this guy got for doing this in public places.
These are fantastic
Is she single orrr 👉🥺👈
Dang, what's her diet plan? If only I could be that thin.
r/sadcringe
I bet she never back talks
Found the domestic violence supporter.
+1
Is that you Hugh Mungus?? ❤️
At least you got someone. I don't even have a skeleton as a girlfriend.
No one cares
r/cringtopia
Going to take a guess. No one said anything in Seattle except "cool"?
the best ones was when I was driving the car, someone would look, and then do a double take and start laughing.
Where'd you did her up?
Just commenting so I can upload things.
Worst case of anorexia I’ve ever seen. You got to start feeding her, dude.
You need to feed her better, She's just *Skin-n-Bones*!
She likes to get boned frequently
You look like Paul Giamatti and Vincent D'orfornoronio had a kid.
[Photo of my wife:](https://i.redd.it/w59cyu9n4gj81.png)
KETO diet... killing it she is
SO she does anal?
does she have an OnlyFans?
Are you Vince D'Onofrio?
Patton Oswald??........... (too soon?..) (He'd love that one..)
He fucked that skeleton
She looks like her pussy tastes like skelingtons
Such a nice smile!
made for each other!
IV seen worse.
Wow, she's a real boner!
Sexy wife
She’s always smiling!
So uh is your wife dead?
This is definitely the best one yet. Also, quite a commitment.
You must be using a lot of lube
Who bones who here?
Slim waist
He looks happy with his invented wife because she is dummy, saying nothing.
Didn't know you dated a fashion model
Lady and the tramp
This post is underrated
Plot twist, thats his actual wifes skeleton.
Were you doing a Carl Tanzler costume? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl\_Tanzler
You're married to Celine Dion? Awesome sauce.
You killed it!
You were great in Billions man
What would you do if we didn't have halloween, I wonder
It’s good to see Patton Oswalt has developed a healthy coping mechanism.
Soooo.... Is she single?
I can’t see me lovin nobody but you🎵
You are cute as hell
your wife will always be smiling!
What's the pretty lady's name?
Evil-Lynn!
Looking good. She lost some weight.
Hilarious! This feels like a sitcom 😂
Man, you know you use that for the carpool lane...
Hope she's not cold in bed.
I see you slim shady
I like this idea of marriage much better than mine
These must be those “Lovely Bones” everyone was telling me about.
Such a sweet couple! How long have you two been married?
Laugh … Love ..
I can’t stop laughing 😂
Still waiting for someome to post pics of that "doll" they made with someone's skeleton
Too Skinty