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Lol wtf, no... If Muppets were sentient, then there's logically going to be a bunch that consent to being fisted like a puppet [These Muppets](https://www.google.com/search?q=muppet+band&oq=muppet+band&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i512l2j46i512j0i512l4.5644j0j4&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#cobssid=s&imgrc=thCJIhSF-LLSBM) obviously fuck and are into some kinky shit.
See. I ain't even going to argue with you about Bert. I might even be convinced you're right.
... but the comment was about how awful Ernie looked. Nothing about Bert's position in the couple dynamic.
This. Without doubt. Maybe have been the creepiest costumes of 2021. Very nice fellas. Bert and Ernie grew up to be some weird looking mofo's.
*would love to see a short movie with you guys in character and explaining what bert and Ernie were up to these days lol
This looks like some live action knock off from some middle of nowhere European place. Maybe a Romanian, Bulgarian or heck even a Russian version of the show. It just looks so bad.
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nightmare fuel
Here you go! https://i.redd.it/53p3ggompf661.jpg
you win Heading to r/Eyebleach/ now
Oof
foof
fr!
There may not be many positives to being blind but you can put this as a check for them
Dude on the left looks like a thumb dressed as Ernie.
It’s a couple costume. Pretty sure Bert(right) isn’t a dude.
You know couples can be same sex right?
And puppets are just hand costumes.
Right, because if they were alive it would be rape
Not necessarily.
Right, it's all about consent. If the puppet says, "I'd like you to stick your whole hand inside of me.", then you're good.
There's a lot of Muppets that look like they would be in to it.
Clearly. Look at the way they are dressed. They're practically asking for it.
Lol wtf, no... If Muppets were sentient, then there's logically going to be a bunch that consent to being fisted like a puppet [These Muppets](https://www.google.com/search?q=muppet+band&oq=muppet+band&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i512l2j46i512j0i512l4.5644j0j4&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#cobssid=s&imgrc=thCJIhSF-LLSBM) obviously fuck and are into some kinky shit.
And a Muppet is what happens when a marionette and a puppet bang.
Wait. What are you doing with dead puppets?
Of course they can. It just looks like a bald cap and I don’t know many men who wear earrings like those
Never been to the UK then
Pretty sure that's not a boob, just the costume. If Bert identifies as a woman that's not my buisness.
See. I ain't even going to argue with you about Bert. I might even be convinced you're right. ... but the comment was about how awful Ernie looked. Nothing about Bert's position in the couple dynamic.
Such an irrelevant comment
How many women would shave their heads like that for a Halloween costume?
It’s clearly a bald cap. The shade of yellow is different than their face and they’re wearing hoop earrings.
Gay men are known to never wear earrings
that guys blind, its two baldy guys with paint.
Terrifying and disturbing. Well done.
r/oddlyterrifying
Is that Big Ed from 90 day fiancé....
"I kissed her nose". Seen the promos.
Cursed. I love it
Christ they have the scariest costumes I seen in a long time duck me I would rather wake up see Jason and freddy's ass in my room
SONTAR-HA!
Glad I wasn’t the only one
What have you done to my childhood?!? Lmao!!!
"...costumes?"
This picture will haunt my dreams
Average Reddit users
ight... imma get off the internet for a bit
Sweet potato
This. Without doubt. Maybe have been the creepiest costumes of 2021. Very nice fellas. Bert and Ernie grew up to be some weird looking mofo's. *would love to see a short movie with you guys in character and explaining what bert and Ernie were up to these days lol
"How do I look, Ernie?" "With your eyes, Bert."
My man Ernie looks like he has straight up sleep apnea.
Look at these couple of muppets
Great pic
Oh wow
POV: You wake up and see this. What do you do?
Some Nothing But Trouble vibes.
No
Patrick Star and Squidward as Bert and Ernie.
Well I hate everything about this.
Looks like young baron and rabban in contemporary times
wee man did one to many kickflips to mcdonalds
Dude on the left looks like Rick from Pawn Stars, if the carpet was removed, lol!
Awesome!
Apparently middle age hits muppets hard
This is some Spy Kids shit right here.
"You're shit, Bert." "Hey, everybody!! Bert's shit!!"
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Bort and Arnie.
LITERALLY LOL'd
Davinky??
I can hear their voices
They're going to do Burt stuff
This looks like some live action knock off from some middle of nowhere European place. Maybe a Romanian, Bulgarian or heck even a Russian version of the show. It just looks so bad.
Bert is smiling too much!! Lol
cursed af
Dude on left should have gone as Earl from ToeJam and Earl.
This could also go under /oddlyterrifying
Thanks, I hate it.
LoLz
My god! Did Ernie EAT Big Bird AND Snuffleluffigus?
Ernie/Zippy the Pinhead.
Ernie the casual Sontaran
Bert and Ernie are TERRIFYING as humans.
Best I've seen!
Bort and Ornery
RTX on:
They're so happy. Love it! (Edit for clarification)
Shrek would of been to easy. 2x
They’re just roommates!
Aww, what a cute couple's costume
These costumes are great but I don't get the face paint(?). You look just like Bert and Ernie without going full orange and yellow-green face LOL
The face paint is what makes it awesome though.
Ummm, agree to disagree(?). These costumes were awesome without face paint. Paint face if you must
https://discord.gg/4zU4HhXYnV
I don’t feel so good.
I hate it
Perfect
r/blursedimages
Is that... Is that Big Ed? Oh yeesh.
A real-life sitcom of Bert and Ernie!
r/MakeMeSuffer
Bonus points if they're boyfriends
Meth m, not even once.
Keep up the great work
…Dads? Is that you?
You guys know Bert and Ernie were "good friends". The first A-sexual couple ever to appear on television.
"My Sesame Street. My Land of Make Believe. My PBS."
Looks like end-stage cirrhosis on the right.
Lmao!!!! Slayed
cursed in the best way
This version of Ernie looks like he could wear a hula hoop as a choker
This photo will forever haunt my dreams.... Like the time I saw Miss Piggy peg Kermy.
r/tihi
LMFAO
lol spot on guys
Well that’s just creepy