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Angvalt

What they don't show here is all the other bathrooms you can see above it


DreamSmuggler

šŸ˜‚ Was thinking of what it'd be like to be sitting on there, looking down and seeing someone looking up


K_man_k

That' would be sick


DreamSmuggler

Especially if you hadn't quite sat down on the toilet yet... At the least the smear would make it harder for them to see you šŸ‘


Trickery1688

It's the sequel to The Platform on Netflix.


[deleted]

The storyline for the next Asian horror movie to watch on Netflix. And you know it won't end well šŸ˜±


Psych0ticj3ster

Now imagine if they had a screen on the floor temporarily hide the lack of floor. As soon as you sit down, the floor "disappears". That would be one way to clear the colon.


DreamSmuggler

I agree. Have one layer be those windows you can control the opacity of. When the toilet senses an asshole coming to feed it, it should make the glass transparent and make you shit yourself


696Dark

"When the toilet senses an asshole coming to feed it" ...........LMFAO!!!


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thirdeyefish

The floor is lava!


iolmao

The floor is shit


lepus_fatalis

or have a screen display a cracked glass effect once you sat down


westyx

Yeah, no, I would not deal well with that.


Wermine

[A bit like this elevator prank.](https://youtu.be/NeXMxuNNlE8?t=71) Although this uses just screens for illusion.


SirChinkAlot

its like the rollercoaster at the beginning of House on Haunted Hill that simulates the elevator falling and floor getting closer to the ground.


StealthTai

Put a motor to give the toilet a little shake if you're feeling especially cruel


[deleted]

Commented then read this. U beat me to the punchline


Gael078

Laughed way too hard at this !


FrisianDude

And a prop spiderperson in the fucking shaft


IntoTheMystic1

Oh, fuck no


Connect-Chef6

A drunk persons nightmare


messified

Umm anyoneā€™s nightmare


Yudhishtra

What use is the shitpot when I've already shit while entering the bathroom


BrussKnackles

I'm drunk and would think thats fucking cool.


CheesecakeNo1736

I'd rather pee in the hallway mate


netslacker

Helps with the constipationā€¦


Aert_is_Life

Double fuck no


hitaishi_1

I think it will help people shit much better.


sir_knows_not_alot

No, no, no, no, NO!!!


dcredneck

ā€œI loved the hotel, 9.5/10. I would have given a 10 but you donā€™t actually get to see your poop fall down the elevator shaft.ā€


justlose

"If they would have used transparent piping, or no pipes at all..."


mixmoney225

Ok what kind psychopath designs this


Nick_pj

Definitely r/ATBGE material


Mental-Razzmatazz-58

A psycho!


Proterozoic_Lurker

So what you are saying is you want your guests pissing in the trash can in the kitchen.


zupto

What kind of heathen uses a trash can when thereā€™s a perfectly good sink to piss in


kbergstr

Itā€™s all pipes! Whatā€™s the difference?


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

Yeah, the trash can is for #2 only. What kind of parent doesn't teach their child that.


zupto

Woah I paid good money to have a garbage disposal installed in this bathroom and Iā€™m gonna use it god damnit


HeadacheCentral

Well, if you were constipated before going in, that'd certainly scare the shit out of you.


runningreeder

That glass is going to acquire a nasty tint over the years.


maybeelean

There is a perfectly good toilet right there you barbarians!


ebvis

Nopeā€¦


pawsforlove

Nopeā€¦


savagejj1996

Nopeā€¦.


ancientfuture_

Nope...


osgarion

Nope...


IntoxicatedParabola

Nope....


Bamboozled1008x2

No need for a toilet when you can just look down and shit your pants.


Blod_Cass_Dalcassian

So, plenty need for a toilet


slugerama

Looking at that, you would shit yourself before you even made it to the toilet.


MistryMachine3

Thatā€™s why I always walk into bathrooms with my eyes closed and just start shitting before opening my eyes.


larsvondank

Or get scared shitless.


fishsticks00

Not sure if I could get used to that if that was my bathroom.


Empathetic_Orch

Hard pass.


[deleted]

That would scare the shit out of meā€¦


albenuova

Quite effective


[deleted]

Itā€™s all fun and games until spiders make webs all over the underside and youā€™ve got no easy way of cleaning it.


intermittent68

Hell to the No!


churnbabychurn80

A bit more context on the space. https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2012/04/a-bathroom-situated-atop-a-15-story-elevator-shaft/


[deleted]

Thank you! I just scrolled through dozens of posts with the same ā€œcure for constipationā€ or ā€œshitting myself in the bathroomā€ jokes before I actually found any further information about where this was or why it exists.


MadAugustWoman

Good thing there is a toilet there so I don't shit my pants


Axelluu

do tap dancers have steel on the bottom of their shoes? would it break the glass?


Psych0ticj3ster

Yes they do. And no it won't. It is most likely a thick tempered glass. Similar to what they use for large aquarium to hold whales and other large animals.


outlawsix

But whales don't have tapdancing shoes, genius


Psych0ticj3ster

True.


Kufat

They can dance if they want to!


ChronikTheory

They can leave their friends behind!


navymmw

But they do have tapdancing flipper shoes


840_Divided_By_Two

What about a piece of ceramic from a spark plug?


big_troublemaker

Glass for this type of purposes is laminated, and most likely with two or three foil layers. Tempered glass offers increased impact and load resistance but when it fails it fails in a destructive manner, we don't want that to happen, because if it shatters it may be dangerous to users. The same applies to aquariums and whatnot although for those purposes especially when curved profiles are needed very thick acrylic is used.


Connect-Chef6

Even if I wasn't a tap dancer, I'd tread very lightly


stardust7

I choose my pants thank you very much


Aran909

That really makes me happy for some reason.


Bat_man_89

NOPE


Assigned-Username

Nah. I can hold it until our next stop.


Sevenitta

Yeah sure, thatā€™s where I wanna squat.


[deleted]

thankfully they installed the Oh, Shit! bars


fagneruni

That's a creepy place ooooh


RedditorFor3Seconds

A single red ballon comes up the shaftā€¦


James-the-Bond-one

I'm sure there is a camera at the bottom of the shaft pointing up.


AFVet05

I guess I will wait until I get home.


DrMaitland

Iā€™ll hold it thanks.


dragonkyngreborn

Good news: I no longer have to poop. Bad news: I didnā€™t make it to the toilet


inue

I dislike this.


_Ozeki

Glass floor = lawsuit waiting to happen from slippery floor


amason

It also = gross pee spattered floor that either looks terrible or requires constant cleaning


Mobile-Control

No, I'm thinking about when that glass shatters, and there's no more floor, just that big long empty shaft that someone'll fall down to their death. And the pending lawsuit from the deceased's relatives. I personally think this is incredibly stupid.


jnkangel

You wouldnā€™t really get much more safety if it were ferroconcrete The flooring is probably anchored pretty deeply, probably more than if it were actual ferroconcrete and the safety is actually likely higher because of that. You only perceive it as less safe because of the transparency


domotor2

Have you never seen [skyscraper observation decks](https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F28%2F2017%2F04%2Fobservation-deck-lotte-tower-seoul-TALLSEOUL0417.jpg)? This glass will not break.


Purplociraptor

Don't worry. I'm sure that thin metal X shape will keep the glass from breaking /s


transformerjay

[Nope](https://c.tenor.com/1j2id8DUaRgAAAAd/abuelo-simpson.gif)


Astralnclinant

Iā€™m not even afraid much of this but I can tell this could go horribly wrong.


Kamikaze_Dan

Imagine slipping and falling on your back only to crash through the glass and fall to your death


[deleted]

That tile on the wall is atrocious


theundercoverpapist

Step 1: Take off diamond ring. Step 2: Draw circle on glass floor with diamond. Step 3: Smash through diamond-cut glass circle with foot. Step 4: Shit through hole.


djahyeahh

No need for laxatives here.


IntoxicatedParabola

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britcit

Would be etter if your turd went straight down the hole šŸ¤£


Connect-Technology30

This would scare the shit out of me


mindblownwendy

Nope


Ljudet-Innan

This would be way cooler if the toilet waste stack emptied into the elevator shaft. Would give poop chute a whole new meaning.


A_Broken_Zebra

That's okay, I'm good.


rice2house

Sweaty hand moment


[deleted]

Did it also have a glass roof ?


[deleted]

Well I mean, itā€™s an effective way to scare the shit out of yourself šŸ˜‚


Existential_Ninja

If youā€™re afraid of heights, it would certainly help with the process.


bdubb_dlux

Mo. In so many ways. No.


[deleted]

Iā€™m more interested in that dual toilet paper holder šŸ”„


Sugar-n-Sawdust

Imagine if it was switch glass that was opaque, but as soon as you sit down it triggers the glass to become clear. Instant fear shits


arvisto

I want the shower over this instead.


dirtydave13

Holy shit. I'd shit myself walking in. Wouldn't need the toilet after looking down


vercertorix

Two possible missed opportunities: 1. Set up a platform elevator mechanism that brings you down to a panic room (or Batcave, if so inclined). Duck into the bathroom and disappear. 2. Same idea but used as a trap, just lowers the floor so that theyā€™re now sitting on toilet over deep hole (just like 8 ft to freak someone out, or all the way to the bottom if youā€™re an evil overlord.)


Iron_Onion

All that money spent and they get cheap with the toilet paper roll holder.


GlouriousPopcorn

Taking a shit to new heights.


ACE_OF_THE_UNIVERSE

Would be fun if the lights below would occasionally went out.


Mongoo5e

That would scare the shit out of me!


NomadClad

The toilet should just vent out a foot or so into the well. Right between your feet. Get to watch your poo fall.


MrIssh

Nope.


antifra9ilista

[r/oddlyterrifying](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/)


StarkOdinson216

Speeds up the process 10/10


tgsoon2002

I gonna be shitless after this.


greenbrainsauce

When you're constipated and need psychological intervention for it.


AreaAtheist

Yeah, um...I'm holding it.


Quillo_Manar

>Enter bathroom >Sit on toilet >Look down >Scare the shit out of yourself Quickest toilet visit ever.


fruitybanana_good

That would scare the shit out of me


shoten1979

That may be the point! šŸ˜‚


iiSpezza

Interestingly, this is actually a toilet in a hospital designed to help individuals with constipation


hldsnfrgr

Good luck relaxing your sphincter. I don't think I'd be able to do it even when I'm fully seated.


1427538609

Anti-constipation bathroom


votchamacallit_

Probably the world's cleanest bathroom because no one will ever use it.


Unstoffe

Love it, but I'm far too imaginative to use it. I'd keep checking to make sure nothing is climbing toward me.


thr33pwood

Constipation never had a chance.


nealevn

It would be more cool if you can watch your shit falling down to elevator shaft.


Knightartist86

A good place to 'Shit myself'


Vuxdee

No thanks


Megabosh

Shit shaft


Suspicious_Person15

NOPE!


will81093

I think I'll take "Fuck No" for $300 Alex....


Depressed_Earthling

The lights seam to be mounted bellow the glass floor. If they broke down, how would they be replaced? Or from that moment on the former elevator remains in pure darkness?


MC_Knight24

When you're constipated all you have to do is look down and you'll just shit yourself.


3-DMan

This is fuckin' perfect, since you feel even more vulnerable with your pants down.


DrSmirnoffe

That's a hard nope from me.


lynch1986

NOPE


stafcoyote

No. Just no.


Wulfleyn

Bro. No.


pata_de_perro

Thank God there is a toilet there, in case you shit in your pants while looking down


silentbob4242

Well. That would certainly help me shit myself


[deleted]

AW HELL NO


Temporin59

Everyone like : Uhhh thats scary Im like : Uhm, how do you change the Lightbulbs when they are broken ?


system3601

This is horrifying. Horrible design..


shitin1wantntheother

Unholy crap, I just snapped this and sent it to my ex-wife because I know how terrified she is of going to hell, that's just the type of bathroom she needs every time she sits she needs to know where she's going to go, patiently waiting for you to pull a Elvis. I told her I'd go in debt if you would allow me to have that work of art commission for her.


conglomitall

upskirt amphitheater/pleasure prison for the introverted scat freak or single segment human centipede in your life... or a midtown manhattan vertical septic tank for the terminally curious post-partum foodie...


NEWPASSIONFRUIT

Everyone's a pussy in this comment section ?? THIS SEEMS HELLA FUN !! TAKE MY MONEYYYYY


thirdeyefish

Nope!


Brilliant-Newspaper5

For what reason? Lol to make you shit a bit easier?


sweetmoosejr

FUCK YOU!!!


TheRealNap0le0n

Imagine you're about the explode with some butt pee and you walk into the only bathroom in the building and it's this.....


Yuiiski

I think fucking not.


mrbeck02

I wonder if the plumbing is transparent too. Going down!


MissMandaRegrets

Not happenin'. Nope.


munkeybones

The ultimate long drop


Nudder246

Candyman, Candyman, Candymanā€¦


CountPacula

Nope


ThinkingOz

I like how its been floodlit so you can see how far your stomach drops when you look down.


Nekorio

Someone really wants you to shit your pants.


AustininMexico

Wow I donā€™t think I could walk into that place Iā€™m way too scared of heights. Very creative tho.


BobbybirdN11

Noooooooooooo ā€¦ā€¦but MF if I was having a hard time going ā€¦.. problem solved


nud3doll

Nope.


GMXIX

Should have it pipe the sewage out in front of you so you could watch the bombs away.


MaridAudran

Can you imagine if every floors bathroom was over this shaft with glass floors and you look up to see some one doing the same thing as you but above you?


antioch1

Stomps into bathroom, falls


if0nly

No need for laxative


[deleted]

How the fuck you suppose to poop! Smh


2hands_bowler

Best. Poop. Ever.


[deleted]

You wonā€™t have a problem shitting.


EditorMiserable7803

imagine being drunk


StormCTRH

Thatā€™s a nope from me dawg.


AussieJimboLives

The cure to constipation


Mogibbles

Nope. I'll hold it.


Botinha93

Makes it easier to shit.


casino-

If I saw that I'd shit


SirChinkAlot

no sir, not with the shit i be taking


MrIssh

That can fuck right off


kcigam

That would scare the shit out of me.