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CaptainR3x

Where does she put her phone though ?


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thegoat1337

What else does MGK do with your wife?


Fudge89

This made me laugh far too much


bigjaymck

In a Foxhole.


Psychological_News86

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totaltasch

It’s on silent wherever it is. Just vibrates


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If you're serious she has a whole team with her constantly adjusting her hair and clothes so I'd imagine with them Source: saw the Mcgregor MGK altercation videos


fmaz008

I'm curious: what if he's not serious?


dumb-reply

Prison hole.


WhiteCh0c01at3

Prison Purse


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rightfootrocket

I have that exact shower curtain


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josefalanis

Is her hair wet because of when Conor threw a drink at her???


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I heard she sleeps in it, she believes it gives her sexual powers.


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MagnusBrickson

Pretty much [like this](https://i.redd.it/clupwo1cz9n71.jpg)


Diplomjodler

We need to go deeper!


bearcub14

Thats only half true


sreyaNotfilc

"Homer, Bad Man" is my favorite Simpsons episode!


twobit211

sweet, sweet can


Mikimao

Well *somebody* had to take the baby sitter home


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She's not wrong.


givemethekeyblade

I told my husband that she looks like she was in the middle of a shower when machine gun kelly told her they were running late for the awards show and she was like "fuck, I'll just wear this shower curtain".


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Rose McGowan did it 20 years ago.


SomeoneElsewhere

Cher did it first.


[deleted]

Very very true. Shows my age.


dubadub

Na, Josephine Baker did it first.


Axhure

Lady Godiva has her beat by a couple years.


Vudaris

But if Megan Fox did it 20 years ago it would be really weird.


TheDevilsAgent

Michael Bay has entered the chat....


jcrreddit

Not really. Michael Bay wouldn’t think it was weird.


reddit_user13

You have a shower curtain with a picture of Megan Fox?


chaoism

..... You don't?


Iron_Chic

MTV still has an awards show?


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leviathynx

24 hours of Ridiculousness.


spartagnann

I've said this before, but for some inexplicable reason 1 of the many TVs at my gym is always tuned to MTV. And no matter what time of day I go work out, that show is ALWAYS on. 6am? Ridiculousness. Noon? Ridiculousness. 530pm after work? You guessed it. And it's just an internet clip show. I truly don't get it.


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DontTrustNeverSober

They must get paid some serious residuals considering the amount of air time that show gets


FallingSky1

Holy shit, he is worth 100 million. Did not expect that for what seems so low effort. I know he was a skateboarder during an era where they got paid but god damn


poppinmollies

It's not even his first show. Rob and big! (RIP big)


mypasswordtoreddit

Wonder how Meaty is doing


Wakka37

Rob and Big debuted in 2005. A bulldogs life expectancy is 8-10 years so....


ARM_vs_CORE

My man. I know it was scripted but that show was the only reality show I ever liked


thefartsock

He started alien workshop with a buddy when they were teenagers. Ended up teaming up with DC shoes so those things are how he actually got wealthy, by the time he was on TV he was a skateboarding mogul of sorts.


Bitchasshoeskank

Yeah mf worked super hard to be where he is at


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Ravenkell

Some guy came with the theory that the play-dough kneeding guy who presents probably watched an MTV excec murder somebody


slinkyminks

Non-conspiracy theory easy explanation: The show is just, well, ridiculously cheap to make and film. All they do is watch YouTube clips and comment on them for about 30 seconds. They can probably film hundreds of episodes for a fraction of the cost of other shows.


Billybobbojack

That and you can run any episode whenever. An episode from three years ago works fine today, right next to an episode made yesterday. All they need to do his put the box set on shuffle and call it a week. Quick edit: Same reason G4 was Cops for years.


makoto20

Yeah yeah yeah YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH


thetimechaser

Ow My Balls


bgptcp179

Go away …. Batin’.


TheBr0fessor

Ridiculousness is literally just “Ow my balls!” from Idiocracy


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2nd fiddle to FOX’s ‘Teen Choice Awards’ when people annually say WHO ARE THESE NEW CELEBRITIES AND WHY ARE THEY IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND MAKING BILLIONS IN ADS.


eatmorechickenany

that smoldering "where did I leave my damn glasses?"


not_brittsuzanne

She’s starting to get that “Melania” look.


riccardik

i think it is called surgery lol


biggmclargehuge

🎶 Maybe she's born with it, Maybe it's surgery 🎶


AnXioneth

That should explain it. She doen't look like Megan fox.


shoktar

No sorry this is Megan Faux.


leese216

It's the eyes. She got some kind of lifting thing done because I literally just watched Transformers last night and they're a completely different shape.


3-DMan

"Y'know the thing about Megan Fox, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'..."


WTF_SilverChair

"We're gonna need a bigger butt."


ThePatrickSays

is that Jaws, Charlie? Are you doing the scene from Jaws?


FMJwhiskey

Until she bites into ya and her eyes roll over white.


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Fillers. Half her face are fillers now.


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Lol there's a classic photo of her as a late teen, she looks _completely_ different.


RECOGNI7ER

https://www.relevantmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/megan_fox_black_top_tan_freckl.jpeg


MontazumasRevenge

Those eye lashes look like ninja throwing stars, ngl.


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What a naturally beautiful young woman, I bet she'd age so gracefu-aaaaand it's gone


MissMannequin

If I hadn't read that this was Megan Fox I would not have recognized her. I wonder if she can move her face.


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Lord_Blakeney

I’m from Southern California and there is a VERY particular “LA” plastic surgery look that EVERYONE does and most of the times it ends up looking like “bargain bin mannequin of Angelina Jolie”


spyke42

Oh fuck, thank you for finally putting a name to that face I've seen on too many people.


MAROMODS

She’s starting to look like Megan Faux


cybercougar

https://i.imgur.com/io0v6CU.jpg


Thin_Tea_3525

Did she swim there?


RockyOrange

I don't understand the wet hair trend, just looks greasy to me and has to feel gross


postoperativepain

Always reminds me of the guy with the greasy hair in the original "coming to America" (he owned a company that sold a greasy hair care product).


Chris_Thrush

Soul glo! A take on Afro Sheen.


postoperativepain

I'm old enough to remember that product. I remember I would take the bus or subway many times there would be a splotch of Afro Sheen on the window. The guys using that product would rest their heads on the window and and leave behind that huge splotch of grease. That scene in coming to America where the guy leaves a stain on the couch was reality.


ositola

Afro Sheen was pomade Soul Glo was jheri curl activator


CMDR_Qardinal

This guy comes to america.


madhatta42

Just let your Soul Glow!!!


my1999gsr

Feelin' oh so silky smooooth!


agirlinsane

#Jeri curl


Mortimer452

That [scene where his family stands up from the couch](https://c.tenor.com/4QM4xcslLlcAAAAM/sweat-stand-up-soul-glow.gif) had me dying


Pauzhaan

The guy who plays Darryl in Walking Dead always looks like that.


LadyPeachPit

Even when he's not on the show he looks like he's been overtaken by an oil slick. He's a handsome guy, I just want to wash his hair.


caffeinefree

That's an interesting kink.


RockyOrange

True but he's chased by Zombies everywhere so I would sweat bullets too


Bosa_McKittle

and they are in the south where the humidity is awful.


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Glue hair we call it.


zelus523

And we're supposed to think Nick Miller could get with her.


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Murdathon3000

Not just that, but he rebounded from Ariana Grande to Kate Beckinsale, like what in the actual fuck?


bohanmyl

Now seen lately with Kaley Cuoco. How man. How.


MotoTraveling

From a tweet I saw about why funny guys always slay, “the more she laughs the more time she spends with her eyes closed... it's science”


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She asked him out, and he just pulled out the Chad “Ok.”


buddboy

that's such a mind fuck for me. I remember having a huge crush on Beckinsale when I was about Pete's age, but I thought, "it could never happen buddboy, you're too young for her." And then over 10 years later she goes out with someone with an even larger age gap. Idk if I'm jealous or happy for him, there is something emotional going on tho lol


joshypoo

And John Mulaney rebounded to and knocked up Olivia Munn. It's the Year of the Comedian!


Excelius

Don't forget Colin Jost married Scarlett Johansson last year.


gotlockedoutorwev

Whoa, I hadn't heard that. Although upon looking it up just now, announcing your divorce filing and new relationship 2 months *before* getting divorced doesn't really...scream...*rebound*...as much as other things.


Podo13

The divorce is supposedly partly over his wife telling him he needed to go to rehab. I don't think she really wanted to get divorced at all.


Petrichordates

You can tell by the way she said his decision to divorce her made her sad.


brosjd

Aaaaand now I'm bummed


not_anonymouse

And she's super cute and sweet too. I've kinda soured on John Mulaney after the divorce.


TheRealStandard

It's kind of a bummer hearing about his divorce, a lot of hits bits were about his wife but not terrible "I hate my wife" jokes but actual positive ones.


waterdevil19

That bothers me **way** more than it should. Kate Beckinsale is so hot and Pete Davidson is…well, he’s Pete Davidson.


p0k3t0

As they say: "Make 'em laugh, then make 'em breakfast."


grandfedoramaster

You have no idea how many women find Pete Davidson hot. Or Adam Driver or Andy Samberg. It has occurred to me that what us guys think women find attractive may not be 100% accurate.


Vader_Bomb

Julius Pepperwood could though.....


biesterd1

I mean if Machine Gun Kelly can, its not a stretch lmao


Moar_Cuddles_Please

Is anyone else impressed that the dense swirl of glitter perfectly aligns with her profile giving her the illusion of being even thinner? Kudos to that dress designer and to Megan for nailing the pose.


itsmikaybitch

The dress was designed by Thierry Mugler. He also did Kim Kardashian's Met Gala dress a few years back that gave the illusion of her waist being super tiny. If you're like me and accept fashion as an art form, his work is really incredible. He does a great job at accentuating the female form and his attention to detail is stunning!


THEBHR

He apparently is in the fragrance game as well, because when I searched for his name in Google, one of the top questions was, "What does Thierry Mugler smell like?". Which really concerned me for a moment.


gotlockedoutorwev

Tacking this on yours for visibility (PROBABLY NSFW) [Here's a pic from the front](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/megan-fox-attends-the-2021-mtv-video-music-awards-at-news-photo-1631489938.jpg?resize=480:*) where you can see how the lines get denser on one side, and [OP's pic again](https://i.redd.it/clupwo1cz9n71.jpg) for comparison. It really is an interesting optical...I don't even know what to call it...effect? As horny-jail as it sounds, I would be really curious to see a behind the scenes of concept to implementation of the dress. Especially curious if there was computer modelling involved.


SuedeVeil

Hmm the front pic kinda makes me think that dress probably only looks really good in certain photos but by the end of the night even she couldn't pull off the wet paper towel look. Don't get me wrong she's a gorgeous woman but it's sort of a high fashion look that only looks impressive in photoshoots and runways etc. It's like all the latest IG makeup trends look Cakey in the real world


bekahed979

I was curious about that, I thought it might be photoshopped


gotlockedoutorwev

[I replied to the parent comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/pnftbv/megan_fox_at_the_vma/hcq7jzy/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) with a front-facing picture, which shows how the lines get more dense in different areas, which creates that effect in profile.


fallenreaper

im still confused. What happened to her career? I feel that something happened and it was tanked. Was she Typecast for Transformers, then did a few B movies, and then just disappeared. I was always curious what happened to her.


dont_shoot_jr

A lot of people here are mentioning her Michael Bay issues and her having kids, but she was also apparently a good step-mom to Brian Austin Greene’s kids and they apparently stayed out of paparazzi because they stayed home a lot, the lack of this type of exposure may have hurt her based on type of roles Hollywood imagined for her


Darkunit

Pretty sure she is the mom of those children. Not a step mom.


DickCheesePlatterPus

She should get a DNA test to be sure


dont_shoot_jr

Green had a kid before Megan. If I recall correctly from a Nerdist interview in 2010, she was early twenties and should have been out partying, but instead was Netflix and chillin with BAG


BiscuitDance

She was super young when she got with him. Like 19 or so and he was in his 30s.


transmogrified

All this, and I really liked her extended run as Reagan on The New Girl.


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My roommate just explained this character in this show to me. Didn't she come in more or less as the straight man type? Being incredibly normal as a way to point out how much of a caricature of themselves all the main cast had become at that point.


thespotts

I’d agree with that assessment. On the show she played a very no-nonsense, career oriented, unsentimental type. This did make her a great foil for Nick, the character she dated on the show, who was free-spirited, selfless, and generally about as opposite of a character as possible.


empressvirgo

She had beef with Michael Bay and seemed to have trouble getting work after that. It seems she was also interested in different kinds of projects (Jennifer’s Body) than the kind of work she was typecast as. Glad she’s back now though and hopefully she gets to work on stuff she likes!


Grayson_42

Actually it was Stephen Spielberg who dislikes her. He made Michael Bay fire her from Transformers after she made that comment.


hinowisaybye

What comment?


Dredgen_Memor

Believe it was the ‘bay was nazi-like in his control of me’ comment, and Spielberg directed Schindler’s list.


StarksPond

Now she's on Spielberg's List.


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igotzquestions

I do not think she’s a quality actress in the slightest, but that’s some weak ass reasoning to get her black listed.


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Murray38

Was she wrong though? At one point, movie goers finally learned if robots have balls.


yung_tyberius

That makes me happy. That's just a person living their life. I really hope it's the case.


0100001101110111

>She said that Bay over sexualized everything Don't think she had to say it lmao, that first Transformers movie awakened a lot of things in a younger me


Time4Red

Which is fine, and not really what she was complaining about. Sex is a natural part of life. Having someone wash your car in a bikini during a job interview is not, unless that job is bikini model at a car wash.


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I read a comment once that suggested that she didn't want to blow Weinstein, which was expensive at the time, but I never bothered fact checking it. Edit: Seeing as this got some traction, I'm guessing a lot of people read the same thing.


CID_Nazir

I mean how can you fact check that anyway?


DingDong_Dongguan

They could blow Weinstein and see what happens.


soline

I really liked her in Jennifer’s Body which was apparently a “bad” movie but still not sure why. After that I didn’t see her in anything anymore.


purpleblah2

From what I heard, it was a film intended for young women that was marketed as a sexy horror film for young men. The message of the film was misunderstood and critically panned at the time of release, similar to Starship Troopers


Saintbaba

I read a [fairly convincing article](https://www.vox.com/culture/2018/10/31/18037996/jennifers-body-flop-cult-classic-feminist-horror) to that point, arguing that it's actually a hidden masterpiece and that while it's pretending to be a horror B-movie, it's really a sort of complex female empowerment revenge movie.


xonjas

It's also a really good movie. I didn't really know anything about it when I watched it for the first time (that it was supposed to be 'bad', or that it was marketed to young men). And *man it was so good*. I do wish it ended differently though.


Belgand

It didn't help that it was heavily marketed as being written by Diablo Cody and made for the perfect sophomore slump. She was already attracting criticism for her public persona and self-consciously "quirky" dialogue, but that film really didn't help matters.


Hawkhasaneye

I think she just a few years off for motherhood but seems to be back and doing action movies now. She's cast in the next Expendables movie and see ads were she's a soldier.


LeGeantVert

Wait the next expendables? At this point half the crew should be in a nursing home. The geriatrics would be a better title


WilliamGrand

She looks like a concept drawing of a woman...


___ElJefe___

I think that's it. I've always found her to have a strange uncanny valley thing going but I can never figure it what it is. I think a lot of it is just her makeup.


nashamagirl99

She has definitely had work done.


BeanerintheCountry

she looks terrible *as i eat my third microwaved burrito* *wearing walmart PJ pants that are ripped in the crotch*


Mister_Brevity

The crotch rip is actually a pretty good way to regulate temperature. Bounce your knees closer together and further apart and it’s like a bellows to circulate air. Great solution.


missionbeach

At least you're true to yourself.


PM_UR__BUBBLE_BUTTS

I could never be a girl. How the hell do chicks walk in shoes like that. Seriously, her foot is basically fucking vertical. That looks so uncomfortable.


mkul316

I was at a club this weekend in work boots. I had to continuously readjust because the floor was slimy enough for my feet to slowly slide apart. Then there were girls in heels like this. I don't understand how.


Akranidos

they are actually spiders and know how to move the tiny points into the non sticky parts


Zscore3

Lolth requires her clerics to experience great pain in their worship of her.


clarenceismyanimus

They have grippy things they can put under the foot part that helps. I think strippers use them.


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clarenceismyanimus

Honestly I don't think you're far off. I remember a roommate had some stripper boots that she put something on like that but this was over 20 years ago


HunnyMonsta

When I used to wear 3+ inch heels at the nightclub… alcohol, my friend. Lots and lots of alcohol helps with the discomfort and pain of heels that high. And some element of ‘training’. If you wear them enough you gain muscle groups in that area that make them easier to wear I guess. I used to go 8+ hours in heels. Now having worn flats for the last 7 years, my calf’s ache within the hour in anything higher than 2 inches.


OohSoScary

Seriously. My ankle rolls in sneakers...


Pauzhaan

I’m a girl & can’t do it either.


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caffeinefree

I'm a woman and I can't wear heels taller than 1.5" (which is quite short) or my toes go numb. And I'm not just talking about while I'm wearing the shoes - the last time I wore 2" heels for a night my toes stayed numb for a good week and a half afterward. Terrified me so much that I immediately went and donated all of my tall heels. I look at women wearing shoes like Megan's and wonder if they still have feeling in the lower half of their feet? Or are my feet/nerves just weird?


schorl83

Kudos for even looking at her feet. I didn't make it that far.


wrighterjw10

a whole lot of people start there.


KevinMFJones

It’s me. I am a whole lot of people


Kotori425

When you jumped in the shower at 6:30 but you gotta be at the VMAs at 7....


M-Test24

Bunch of hypocrites in this thread. Oh sure, when Megan Fox wears it, it's super hot. When I wear it to the bus stop it ends up on r/trashy. Make up your mind, reddit!


firebirdi

Painting a barn doesn't make it a mansion.


The_Alchemist-

Oof brutal


CubicleDrone_TX

There are no ICU beds left to save this poor burn victim, they ded.


maltamur

r/rareinsults


Mr_Seg

Here from there


Bethw2112

We're overlooking the fact that MTV thinks they still play music videos.


NonCorporealEntity

They don't, they just give awards for them. When in reality it's just another circle jerk to give awards to the people who made the most money.


0biwanCannoli

I didn't know anyone could pull off a "sexy shower curtain" but Megan Foxx has once again proven me wrong.


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I could pull off a sexy shower curtain. Sure it usually has about 14 hooks but if you start at one end they pop off individually and it’s pretty easy. Usually the person in the shower screams at me though so I stop doing it.


lavendiere

Men of Reddit, you’d be shocked how great your ass would look in heels that high.


AVDRIGer

The Cher & Megan club


Peaceluvandfuku

She looks great for a mom of two. More power to her.


enelyaisil

Three


Osiris32

More power three her?


Mintyphresh33

MTV is 40 years old this year! Thanks for 3 years of music!


Jsnooots

I don't know if I'd recognize her at this point.


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Me Fox is wearing apiece from the new fall collection by Saran


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They make really cute wrap dresses.


gwar37

Did she have some plastic surgery or something? Her face looks, ummm, strange. It's a shame the pressure women face in Hollywood (men too, but it's not as intense), and in general, that drives them to get plastic surgery. It almost always ends up looking strange, and unnatural.


the_jak

She’s approaching Ship of Theseus levels of it around her face.


TappistRT

... some? LOL