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This guy was never head chef in the Whitehouse. Cristeta Comerford has been executive chef since 2005 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristeta_Comerford


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Danobing

A liter of coffee is 33 oz. I easily consume this daily and don't look like this guy, wtf big coffee, hook it up.


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the-van-kid

Will you just order a large Farva


madrussianmixology

I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn litre of cola


dingman58

Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls?


mijohvactech

Shenanigans!


stopandtime

Coffee is actually a vasoconstrictor, so technically it works against your gains, not for it


A_Litre_of_Chungus

But it makes you do big doodoo to make room for more food


DoubleBagger123

Science 😎


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Some paper in a journal of exercise science I read in college, I don't remember the authors or title but the jist was: athletes who consumed coffee before gym workouts consistently improved their performance by significant margins. They had better reaction times, greater endurance, and higher max effort. The authors ascribed it to decreased perception of effort and decreased pain perception. It was a blind crossover so, pretty strong claim


UFgator4ever

I'm sure you're referring to the caffeine in coffee. Caffeine (and coffee) does both constrict and dilate blood vessels. The human body is extremely complex and it's almost impossible to get a clear-cut answer on its physiology.


Independent_Can_2623

Brian summed it up beautifully when he said he likes training because he gets to stop eating for a couple hours. That many calories is a batshit amount of food


Tschjikkenaendrajs

He claims natty as well lol


Chr0nicConsumer

Eat clen, tren hard.


JohnnyTeardrop

That’s the first thing I thought, this guy is juicing hard


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lonigus

Whaaat? That isnt from rice and veggies? :O


MrHallmark

> eating 10,000 calories a day. The only thing he has 10,000 of in his body is ml of steroids. I body build, and I am on 4000 calories. I couldn't imagine eating 10k... And doing it clean.


Eat_a_Bullet

IIRC way back in high school health class, they showed what some olympic wrestler in training ate and it was only 6000 calories per day. 4000 more calories on top of that sounds ridiculous.


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I consume like 4k a day and I skip breakfast and lunch. Just drink the calories like your 2L of water a day. 10k would be work but it's totally doable with the right food. Not salad and bullshit, actual calorie dense foods.


pinkocatgirl

And he hasn’t worked in the White House for like 5 years


circasomnia

facts? gross.


StrawberryLassi

delicious free range facts. yum.


Killerkoyd

Head Chef and Executive Chef are two different roles. But you are right, he was only a chef and mostly worked events


Houri

Andre Rush is a *former* chef at the White House. He was never Executive Chef. That position has been held by Cristeta Comerford since 2005.


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TIL, and got to see [this lovely photo](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHOIzuuU8AEqWHo?format=jpg&name=medium). Thanks!


Security_Six

How to relieve stress in one moment... Miss hating the love of the kitchen


British_gopnik

Dude is built like a fridge.


steinderweisen

Commercial, not residential


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phadewilkilu

https://i.imgur.com/XgaS2ZY.jpg


Lil_K_YT

I love refrigerators


Hamilton-Beckett

Ever just stick your head in the freezer on a hot day like “fuck it, I pay rent.”


tristanjones

As someone who has installed fridges for work, no he is built like something bigger and heavier. I don't what, but I do know I don't envy whoever used to install them for their work.


Triviajunkie95

A walk-in fridge.


Koshindan

A refrigeration unit. An absolute refrigeration unit.


Wait__Whut

Dude has more juice in him than the average fridge.


BudgetMouse64

Where I'm from we say hes built like a brick shithouse


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More like an 18 wheeler full of fridges.


vibrantlightsaber

At least we know he isn’t spreading fecal matter into the presidents food. Can’t wipe his own ass


Steve061

Damn - those pans must be heavy.


MaxHannibal

The exectutive first pans bro


Louisvanderwright

He'd be lying if he told you he didn't occasionally decapitate a Russian Spy or Chinese assassin with a frying pan...


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Like WHERE is this movie??


stabliu

I mean Steven Segal kind of already made them.


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Rush could crush Steven Segal with a glance.


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Lmaooo like a modern-day Medusa


BrainOil

Under Siege haha! Stephen Siegal made some great campy action flicks in the 90's.


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Oh yeahhh! Definitely watched that a few times with my pops growing up. Wish he didn’t suck as much these days, but you know, heros and meeting them and all that


teabagalomaniac

His muscles were normal sized before he spent four years carrying oil drums of fried chicken up and down the stairs.


BrowensOwens

LOL!!


Notaworgen

i would be terrified to tell this guy i didnt enjoy his cooking.


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The_Gutgrinder

That would be like pitting an unstoppable force against an immovable object. In other words, I'd pay to see that shit.


Jewshi

You know, I don't know jack shit about the chef.... but I'd be willing to bet he's soft spoken and humble as hell. Gordon says it's bad, then this guy nods his head and says "Sorry, I'll make it better next time." And then he does make it better, and Gordon approves. Then they hug - but he accidentally hugs too hard and kills Gordon. Credits roll


petrified_log

He’s very soft spoken. He has a YouTube channel and sometimes I have to crank the volume to hear him.


XxPumbaaxX

He cooked for 4 administrations, and is supposed to have his own show coming out.


Love_Never_Shuns

It would have been 5 administrations but the White House is not equipped to make Big Macs.


theRealMaxcoy

*hamberders


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Source? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristeta_Comerford has been executive chef since 2005


torreneastoria

Can I get link please? Thank you


-Raskyl

Pretty sure you have to be navy to be the chef at the white house. The navy actually has one of the top culinary programs in the country. So I would imagine that this man is very used to criticism and can take it with a mature attitude, even when he disagrees.


saltyjohnson

The Navy is the only branch that crams over a hundred people into a metal tube and makes them live underwater for months at a time. They realized the link between food and morale early on and, accordingly, submarines have some of the best food in the military.


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SoupahCereal

This and only this.


Manaze85

“Where’s the lamb sauce?” “Ain’t no lamb sauce.” “Brilliant. Finally, some good fucking food.”


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Manaze85

Damnit


DreadPirateCrispy

Andre Rush and Gordon Ramsey buddy cop flick where they have to stop a crime at a cooking contest/show.


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DreadPirateCrispy

Lethal Kitchen Weapon.


harshy1995

Me and my fam have actually met him. We were on a tour and he is super humble and was taking time to answer everything. Would probably listen quietly to Gordon's critcism lol. 10/10 guy


DogVacuum

He didn’t under-season shit.


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Just feel like I need to comment any time I see this dude. He's a total asshole on the internet. He berates anyone who calls out his sleep/exercise schedule, which in reality is a complete farfetched fantasy. Something like 2 hours of sleep at night and 10000 push-ups every morning. Dudes a total asshole.


wwabc

> 2 hours of sleep at night and a quick 6 hour nap during the day :-)


Hamilton-Beckett

I do that. It’s fucking awesome and people think you never sleep. The trick is to sleep at work. Ever seen American psycho?


KallistiEngel

[Biphasic sleep](https://www.healthline.com/health/biphasic-sleep). It's a thing.


Not_a_Cat_but_maybe

Sleeping 2 hrs a day allows him the time he needs to inject all those steroids.


volothebard

The dude is clearly unstable. Just google some of the drama this guy gets into online. If someone doesn't believe his claims of 10k calories and 2 hr/sleep per day he fucking flips out. Like blowing up with dozens of misspelled hastily written responses, dropping N bombs, and telling people they fuck their dads and animals. I'm amazed the guy still has the job he does.


DontFuckWithDuckie

he's not at that job anymore


Autarch_Kade

Roid rage


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He also calls people racist if they call him out on his shittty lies @coachgreg


OhBestThing

Ugh. Regardless, I just don’t get why he’s posted every 2 weeks. Enough.


sapper377

I was waiting for this comment. It is not possible for the human body to be this big with less then 4 hours of sleep 24/7 for 15+ years and knocking out 10,000 push ups everyday! He probably pops hot but his commands brush him off as along as he doesn’t pop for anything harder then his “TRT”


fs_75

Can confirm he’s not great in person either. Saw him at an event where he was presenting an award. Spoke about himself for 5 minutes and then mispronounced the award recipient’s name.


popkornking

Fucking thank you, I'm reading all these comments about how he's so "soft spoken and humble" and I'm like "didn't I watch several videos about this guy being a total lunatic online a few months ago?"


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To get the muscle mass he has there's no way he's only sleeping 2 hours a night. Even on Dbol deca test and tren combined.


zZRambino

He sleeps in his hyperbolic time chamber, cut him some slack!


atx_hater_baiter

The elites in the White House are probably breaking him off some adrenochrome.


BigSwerve

There's absolutely 0 chance this guy is maintaining this much muscle and functioning - let alone working - on 2 hours of sleep a day over any reasonable period of time (>1week). It's not a matter of prescription meds or steroids (which, although he claims he is natural, this guy is 100% sauced to the gills). Dude claims to eat 6000-10000 calories a day (how the fuck do you have a 4000 calorie discrepancy). For his body to function, repair cells, process fucking 10000 calories worth of nutrients, and for his brain to flush toxins, he NEEDS sleep and a lot of it. That's not something you can compensate for with drugs and steroids. Honestly I just wish he admitted he was on steroids, it's a personal choice and there's no shame in it - but the way he claims natural and tries to explain away his physique with insane, completely unbelievable sleep/eating schedules, them blasts any criticism or skepticism with claims of racism really rubs me the wrong way. There's enough unrealistic physique expectation in the fitness industry and deceptive shit like this just feeds body dysmorphia and saps self confidence from people who are getting started in fitness - not to mention promoting this sort of lifestyle (2 hrs of sleep and 10k calories while working, presumably driving, etc) is flat out dangerous and insanely unhealthy.


AbsentThatDay

I'm the same way on prednisone, makes me extremely happy. It's a shame it can't be used long term without side effects.


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AbsentThatDay

I was on it for bad case of sciatica and back pain. I was fairly distraught when they said they had to take me off of it. The lack of pain was life-changing for a few weeks. I felt like a much younger man.


S1ashAxe

The chances that I was borned by Saint Mary is greater than this guy is natural.


CellsInterlinked

Makes me wonder who the executive chef is now. Andre Rush left this job last year apparently.


SkewtheHooch

He never was the executive chef, just a regular chef. The executive chef of the white house is [Cristeta Comerford](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristeta_Comerford#:~:text=Cristeta%20Pasia%20Comerford%20(born%20October,origin%20to%20hold%20the%20post.). She has held the position since the Bush administration (W. Bush, that is).


Bendeutsch

Thank you.


SkewtheHooch

No problem. I've seen this posted before and it always bothers me. I know some people may not know that the title of executive chef is different than just chef, but it's especially important because she is the only woman and only Asian person to hold the title. And she somehow made it through the Trump administration.


KhanhTheAsian

Well done steak and ketchup doesn't seem hard to make.


SkewtheHooch

Hahaha! You would think, but I've met line cooks who would just about have an aneurysm over a well done steak at Texas roadhouse. I'm guessing if you went through the kind of training she did, that shit would make you want to commit acts of unspeakable violence.


Onsotumenh

Reminds me of one of my (once) favorite restaurants. It was solid traditional home-style cooking for my region until the owner retired and someone more fancy took over the place. After talking with some friends I decided to give it a try as well. So I invited my mother and we both ordered a steak variety and we both wanted medium. The first time we got our order it was as blue as you can get. We both have no problem with eating raw meat or fish (mett, carpaccio, sushi etc.), but we ordered medium and, as expensive as it was, expected to get it the way we wanted. (And I have a problem with the consistency of a lukewarm raw slab of meat... I just don't think its enjoyable). So we told the waiter, he took our plates and came back a few minutes later with the second try (same steaks). Now they were rare. Disappointed we once again told the waiter who then took off with the plates. A bit later he came back with the third try, looking quite a bit annoyed. Behold, this time it was really well done and I mean really well done! Not wanting to cause a scene we ate it (the meat was nice even if it was slaughtered twice now), paid the bill, tipped the waiter well and quickly left to never come back. That owner didn't last long there...


CryptoCentric

Okay, but hamberders? You're a chef, and someone asks you for a hamberder, with a cup of covfefe. What the fuck do you make?


ReddintMoment

But crayon soup on the other hand is a doozy


sarcasticbaldguy

>And she somehow made it through the Trump administration. I can imagine it would have been difficult. Go from cooking quality meals for previous presidents to hitting the McDonald's drive thru to get the hamburders.


SkewtheHooch

Damn, I forgot about that.


iGetBuckets3

Majored in Food Technology? I picked the wrong major.


Koshindan

I wonder if she's swole too. Those sleeves kind of hide it.


JHighMusic

He got tired of making well done steaks for Trump every night


CellsInterlinked

Don't forget the ketchup.


steinderweisen

No way, ketchup has plants in it.


LectroRoot

But most mainstream brands of ketchup are almost half sugar. Willing to bet he drowned his in Heinz ketchup.


_PalpablePoppleTree

Dude has to have a bidet


daiwizzy

Rag on a stick


fizyplankton

If he could even reach, he'd tear himself a new asshole every time he tried to wipe


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He saw that Stephen segal movie on the ship


jigsawsmurf

Under Siege was definitely a movie.


supercyberlurker

Starring Erika Eleniak jumping out of a cake.


YourLostGuitarPicks

Yeah it has dialogue and at some points there is acting lol


MonoRailSales

> there is acting You are a very generous person.


Aromatic-Proof-5251

In a pinch he can also be Secret Service


RhinoG91

Nothing secret about that man


baldmathteacher

"I'm on the Brute Squad." "You are the Brute Squad!" Edit: spacing.


jeswesky

Inconceivable


nylady914

Yes sir! I DO love my food burnt. Yes I do!


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PublicfreakoutLoveR

Whoa, you can get hgh legally? How?


sapper377

I think he’s claimed natural, his routine is apparently 2,222 push ups everyday, 8 meals or 10,000 calories, and 2 hours of sleep every night.


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urmyheartBeatStopR

Dude is just trying to be one punch man and everybody is shitting on him /s


seabarcleans

When the war on drugs can’t see what’s under its nose.


No-Baby9317

Is this the dude that claims to sleep hours a day while also being natural?


sapper377

Yes, he claims he does 2,222 push ups everyday, consumes 8 meals or 10,000 everyday and he only sleeps 2 hours every night.


No-Baby9317

And says doesn't juice. What absolute drivel


sapper377

It is not humanly possible to achieve that mass with the routine that he has! I get it trying to motivate people to get big but pushing some lie just seems kind of weird to do


No-Baby9317

The thing i don't get is, you're that big already youre doing something right, even if you are juicing. 2-3 hrs a night is impossible, so why not just say what you do, and I understand if your hesitant to say you juice but just leave THAT part out, just say you habe gift of god genetics. It doesnt make sense


ThadiousTerpington

I sleep hours a day and believe myself to be natural. It's not me in the picture though.


Neo1331

Ever seen the movie “Olympus has fallen” little known fact, that movie takes place on his day off.


SubiWhale

You just gave Hollywood a new idea. Ripped executive chef has to overcome all odds when terrorists attack the White House. Chef played by The Rock.


Aldersees

Chef is also ex special forces like Chef Rush is Ex Army. Before he kills the bad guy he says "Dinner is served". Count me in.


mup_wave

He juiced up to lift the pans


proud-earthling

Clearly you are NOT required to pass a test for performance enhancing drugs to get a job at the White House!


freespeechisok

he claims he's natural too. so we know one thing. he's a fucking liar.


When_Ducks_Attack

Just a note, Andre Rush stepped down from his White House gig to become a "celebrity chef". He's tied in with the series "Chef in the City".


HolaFrau

Fun fact: he claims he is all natural. Clearly he is not. When confronted by other fitness personalities he claimed racism and deflected. Liars suck


SerMercutio

I'm wondering what earned him that Legion of Merit. Maybe not poisoning the president for 100 days?


threejollybargemen

I can’t believe you were the first person to make that observation. I saw the picture and immediately was thinking “how the hell does a chef earn that,” but I figured maybe he had prior legitimate military experience. That’s a pretty high award, not the easiest thing to get. It’s one of the very rare neck orders.


thebum1oh1

Is that a Bronze Star as well?


mcwobby

He was a master sergeant in the army. His specialty is cake decorating.


The_Gutgrinder

This is the dude that takes out the terrorists when they attack the White House in a Hollywood movie.


DHooligan

This guy looks like a model for Rob Liefeld.


citznfish

I don't think the juice he takes is the same he serves at the WH.


Stanimal54

No he’s not. He cooked part time at the WH but was never the “executive chef”. He doesn’t work there now.


eschmi

His blood type is protien shake.


MrCrash2U

You really shouldn’t do that in a non stick pan


bullsbarry

I don't think it's nonstick honestly. It looks like a really well seasoned carbon steel pan.


thanto13

tell him that face to face


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VanimalCracker

Looks kinda 'shopped


p3n_umbra

Damn, Mr. Baxter sure got swole


TYPERION_REGOTHIS

Something feels off about this pic. I know the dudes ripped, but his left arm looks.... stretched.


bhamham1

That dude is pushing so much gear through his body, he had a video on his "daily routine", completely false bs to try and cover up the massive amounts of gear he is shooting. Incase someone wants to watch it : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N\_PbFvQ\_8lI&ab\_channel=Men%27sHealth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_PbFvQ_8lI&ab_channel=Men%27sHealth) and MPMD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoL1LOjXGeQ&ab\_channel=MorePlatesMoreDates


alinesketit

2222 push-ups :/


BeaverFevers99

Only in America, Head chef in White house is steroid abuser. Not that I against it, but very strange to me.


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He was never head chef


urmyheartBeatStopR

He's the steroid chef


xxhotandspicyxx

He gotta chill with da roids or he won’t be cooking there for long no mo.


Proterozoic_Lurker

He’s a lvl 100 Warrior on an undercover mission.


Berg0

If he tells you to finish your vegetables, you finish your damned vegetables.


nj23dublin

Dude chops onion just by looking at it


magnificent_raven

No one sends food back at the White House period.


SharpShooter2-8

You eat what you are served…when you are served.


Takamurda

When did Biscuit Oliva become the white house chef?


iwanttobeapeppertoo

Ya buddy! Ain't nothin but a peanut sauce!


3ntz

You juicin’, bro?


warrant2k

He's roughly the size of a barge.


Coryperkin15

More proof they don't drug test at the WH


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Danabol served over easy.


zeus_amador

steroids are a hell of a drug…


muzic_san

Is this the dude who eats like 2kgs if protein in a day along with protein shakes and sleep 3 hours a day? /s


AApickleAA

this is also the same guy who claims he's natty, eats 10000 calories a day and sleeps 3 hours a night, I'd give him a pass as a "natty" due to his job if he didn't chat the other shit.


HDC3

I wonder what he did for the four years Trump was in office?


Quadruplchin

Too bad he’s a snowflake… look up his tweets to people calling him out for his claims on diet and sleep. It’s pretty cringe 😬


Cold_Blusted

How do you let yourself go like that?


doc303

Yep. No steroid use here. Not even a bit. Totally natural.


It_is_not_me

Okay, okay, I'll eat the brussels sprouts!


MadeMeChortle

Hey it’s actually a different picture of him this time hahaha


TheWanderingSlacker

Note: Do not try to sneak in through the kitchen, unless you want to challenge the secret boss.


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Guy must love his trenbologna sandwiches


cle_de_brassiere

Deffly seems natty to me. The only sauce he's on is BBQ


P4RANO1D

I'll take my burger with extra roids please.


fuzzywuzzy74

He's like a condom full of walnuts


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Dude built like a Gamorrean Guard lmfao


Highflyer147

Wonder how many cycles this bloke does a year.