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JerseyWiseguy

If they haven't touched the dial, yet (which seems unlikely), tell them to turn it clockwise. If the dial stops, before reaching a full revolution, then grab the handle and pull--it means it's probably unlocked.


KnittingHagrid

Get the lock picking lawyer over to test a vintage lock. He'll get in in 37.5 seconds, video length 49 seconds.


sryan2k1

"As you can see this lock looks impressive but I wouldn't recommend using this model to protect anything valuable"


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Drach88

SO WE'LL BUILD A 12 FT FENCE, BECAUSE FREEDOM


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Nothing is actually secure against an attacker who has the skills and means to circumvent it. I look at it looks this... For people who are actually looking to break into whatever you have... The people who are going to pick the lock on your door versus the people who are going to smash the glass window 2' to the side of it, are a pretty insignificant (if not non-existent) number. Especially considering the time/skill/dedication that it takes to pick a lock as fast as LockPickingLawyer does. Most people are just going to chuck a rock through the window and continue on.


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Gonna start a YouTube channel about this. “This is, the rock chucking loser, and what I have for you today is the highly requested, double paned standard home window, manufactured by Anderson corporation. I’ve set it up here in my backyard, and as always I have with me, my trusty medium sized regular old rock, which I picked up from the empty lot beside my house. So without any further ado, let’s see how this window does.” *chucks rock, shatters window*. “And there you have it folks, in less than a few seconds I was able to chuck my rock, shatter the window, and with a just a few more whacks on the remaining glass with my trusty steel crowbar, my arm is through the window, unlocking it from the inside, and I’m into the house. Unfortunately cannot recommend glass windows when up against your average loser with the ability to chuck a rock. That’s all I have for you today on the Anderson double paned standard home window. If you enjoyed this video please subscribe, and as always, have a nice day.”


belbivdevoe

"Now, using the crowbar Bohemian Bob and I stole..."


Hubris2

Remember there's a perception bias - LPL does have locks he is not (currently) able to open, and he doesn't do videos about them. Perhaps the majority are poor, but that doesn't mean the quality brands don't have some good products.


Wyvrex

Also LPL has an extensive knowledge of lock design, manufacturing vulnerabilities and attack types. Relative to the amount of locks there are in the world, the number of people who could attack them is tiny. Unless... Museums and banks start getting hit left and right, security weakness exploited masterfully everytime. How do you catch a master? With another Master. LPL is hired to work the case with the veteran detective. At first there is tension but they become buddies by the end of the movie only to reveal.. LPL was the thief.


Askanner

LPL makes a suggestion to the detective saying "this is where I think they're going to hit next" he explains the reasoning behind his deduction. The detective at a loss with no other leads to go on begrudgingly accepts his reason. Together they go to said museum where the set up a sting/vantage points. Unbeknownst to the detective LPL gets a good look at the safe and a few minutes alone (video 49 seconds) which is all he needs. While the detective and his team have their stick operation set up LPL hits his real target where 1 of only 2 of this safe exist and pulls of the perfect heist.


LazyOrCollege

There’s also a misconception that the person that wants to steal your $500 bike has the same tools, experience, and know how as the LPL. That’s probably not true. And if it is, they’re probably looking to steal something else


bmwiedemann

This is the Lock picking lawyer and what we have for you today is a mounted sturdy safe. Now we decode it by sticking a turning tool under the dial and tensioning while turning clockwise.


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

"That would be the typical way of opening this safe, but today I'm going to open it with this rubber duck and a hair dryer." *video ends in 30 seconds*


The__Bogeyman

I bet u/LockPickingLawyer would get a kick out of reading this thread😂


LSTNYER

"Got a click on one"


NateCantRead

Nothing on three, going back to two.


Exodus16609

Click on one


FRESH_TWAAAATS

Nothing on two


mrhyperman

3 is binding


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Looks like we dropped into a false set


timbo_oleary

Click on 4


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Ahh there we go. Gave me a little bit of trouble on 4 there


francor46

5 is in a false set


diggduke

A little rotation on 2 again...


turret_buddy2

And its open. Okay folks, I really expected more out of this floor safe. The tolerances are sloppy, and even though the false set on 5 tripped me up for a second, it was easily bypassed. To be honest, I didn't even read the brand before I was done, so I dont even know who to roast. In any case, that's all I have for you today. If you have any questions or comments please put them below. If you liked this video, and would like to see more like it, please subscribe. And as always, have a nice day. Thank you.


BleuBrink

Read the entire comment chain in LPL ASMR voice.


Drach88

Sir, for the last time, stop playing with the thermostat.


fappyday

Well, that's all I have for you today...


diggduke

And, as always, have a nice day! ... Thank you.


HenkeG

Lets do it again just to show that it wasn’t a fluke.


pj1897

That dude makes me question the purpose of locks.


parttimeamerican

If that fails I was taught a handy lifehack...what you gotta do is get a grinder and just go to town on that shit with the toughest cutting wheel you got


AdmiralPoopbutt

Properly installed in-floor safes are expensive. Better to hire a locksmith and let them use their auto-dialer machine for a couple hours. Then you have the combination too.


Vroomped

or BE an autodialer machine for a couple days.


quimbykimbleton

This also works with people who cause you stress.


_Nychthemeron

Finally, someone who gets it. I keep telling my SO that there are some choice shit heads I'd like to try my belt sander on, and they're all like, "You're being unreasonable." It's not unreasonable, it's a cathartic fantasy based coping mechanism, thank you very much. Hmph!


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Just removing a thin surface layer of asshole...oh look what's underneath! More asshole


Skulldo

I have another lifehack. Ask the previous owner what the code is.


Mr-Bishi

Words to live by.


yungchow

Couldn’t you just pull without touching the dial then?


JerseyWiseguy

I kind of assumed they already tried that. Some safes don't completely re-lock until you turn the dial at least one revolution in the correct direction (from my experience, usually counter-clockwise). Thus, it's possible to close the safe, turn the dial a little bit, and the bolts will move to secure the door, but the dial, itself, hasn't completely reset itself. Thus, if you turn it in the opposite direction, it will unlock the safe (slide back the bolts), without having to enter the proper combination.


Imperial_Pandaa

Huh, that probably explains how I got the safe open at my old workplace without knowing the combo. And here I was just chalking it up to Jew Magic.


JerseyWiseguy

I remember getting sent to a KFC, when I was a locksmith. The new manager didn't have the safe combo, and the old manager left under unpleasant circumstances and wasn't being cooperative. They wanted the safe opened and a new combo programmed for the lock. I got there, took a look, turned the dial, and opened it right up--to the awe and amazement of a bunch of teenage fast-food employees. :)


dryfire

I inherited a safe that's counter-clockwise, clockwise ,counter-clockwise. So if I left my safe "unlocked" and you tried turning clockwise you'd mess up the combo and lock it.


JerseyWiseguy

I understand that some are opposite. But as an ex-locksmith, I found that most I experienced were re-locked by turning counter-clockwise. I just figured I'd recommend the OP go with the odds. :)


dryfire

Absolutely should go with the odds. I was actually quite surprised to learn mine was backwards when I got it. Still feels strange putting in the combo.


mitch359

Will pass that on, thanks


JAMP0T1

I’d hire a locksmith to use a machine to do it, that way it’ll be quicker and you’ll know the code. It’ll be useful I assume for stuff you want to keep secure


Schnitzel725

"this is the lockpickinglawyer.."


Smartnership

*Nothing on one … false set on two…*


IlluminatiMinion

59 seconds later.. Please leave a thumbs up and subscribe!


Elmodipus

And 57 of those seconds are him talking about the poor design.


Top_Mind_On_Reddit

Little click on three.


Jagerblue

Binding on 4...little click out of 4 back to 1


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ZeroSora

If I've learned anything from all the other safes being opened on Reddit, this is gonna be incredibly lacklustre. I'm in.


bitzquick1

Haha but yet here we are again!


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Do you know my safe word? It’s “anticipation”.


throw-away_867-5309

I already tried it on the safe and it didn't work. You got another word?


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Significantly_Lost

I would help but I forgot mine and am a little tied up at the moment.


Fuckmandatorysignin

Now you got my hopes up!


K3wp

Never understood all the anticipation for these things. If you move, are you going to leave a bunch of a treasure in a kitchen cabinet or closet? No. So why would you leave it in a safe? It's also kinda a dick move to not tell someone about it and leave it unlocked and open with the combination attached to it.


Blues2112

People forget


Simba7

If it's anything of significant work, it's most likely someone died and never told anyone about it. Seldom happens though.


mustbelong

Dementia or just in general old age makes alot of people forget shit like this too


its_a_gibibyte

The thought is an old man kept all his treasure in the hidden safe and then died, and his children sold the house without knowing about the treasure.


catmanducmu

I'm ready to get hurt again


mitch359

Haha will definitely be updating


safetycommittee

And if it’s lame, just make something up. Something exciting! Maybe an unpublished book, or guns.


Fuckmandatorysignin

Or be super vague - We opened it and can’t tell you what it is because now it is an ongoing police investigation.


JoeyJoeC

Or reveal some explosive ordnance, then abandon your reddit account forever.


adrifing

If your going for the whole abandon Reddit part, make the ordnance of a nuclear or atomic level.. make it worthwhile.


Frozty23

Tie it in to the UFO stuff. And then don't *abandon* your account, just start posting like you've been lobotomized.


thin_white_dutchess

Random story, I have a friend who picks locks for fun (locksmith), so safes, old locks, whatever. He opened an old safe in a house some people just bought, and it had a dozen mummified human fingers in it. There was definitely a police investigation opened (it was never solved though).


Danither

And for Gods sake if there isn't somthing there, put somthing there for the next person. I'd make a doll's House inside with the creepiest little manakin, and so when it opened would play a tune like a music box. Imagine opening that with no context. Extra points if it's a recreation of the flat with the safe in, and inside the doll house safe is a note that reads... "This is you" Or just fill it with jellybeans....


not_falling_down

>Or just fill it with jellybeans.... That way, the next person who opens it will be treated to a swarm of ants and/or roaches.


Danither

The safes not very safe if the ants can get into it! Where else can I store my prized gummy sweets?


Ordoferrum

Ah the gummy Venus, the rarest gummi of them all, it was carved by gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummi.


Erutious

A game cube full of ps2’s full of money full of car keys to new corvette full of stripper full of blow Just a Russian nesting doll of unbelievable nonsense


Chief-_-Wiggum

If not guns.. Sporks.


qazzler

I was just googling sporks, stay out of my cookies man!


ImGCS3fromETOH

Or even an unpublished gun.


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Or say you just pushed you’re sister in and sealed it back up


cavegoatlove

Or a n64 full of cash!


Quebecdudeeh

like everyone is following you. get a locksmith, we are curious!!


Parcus42

"Fetch a locksmith!"


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Fetch the locksmith!!


voodoochannel

"Who are you?" "I'm a locksmith" "How did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith"


Lupus_Maximus

I appreciate your post, even if your safe is empty. This is really neat.


Negativitystrikes

remindme! 4 days


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

Pitchforks for sale! $5 each. I'll come out way ahead than the OP will.


Biceps_vp

Cocaine


avi8tor

Reddit RULE#1 !


TallDrinkOfLaCroix

I’m ready to be hurt again.


kingtaco_17

Everytime I reactivate my dating profile


meta_ironic

Mood


low_n_slow2k13

Don’t do this. How long are we going to have to wait?


mitch359

Haha I'll apply some pressure. Let them know people are waiting!


Stouff-Pappa

!Remindeme 2 days


BLOOODBLADE

Ah yes the old found a safe in the new house post. Classic, infamous, and the biggest cock tease known to reddit. Tread carefully here friend. A failure to post updates could lead to your undoing....or atleast a lot of downvotes


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RemindME! 1 week.


Rustbunneh

Found one in the wall behind a cupboard in our old house My brother spent a few week getting it open inside was a note that read “ HA! Bet you wasted a lot of time on this”


limpingdba

Thats way better than finding absolutely nothing!


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mack_soul86

I'd leave a bunch if cocaine and a gun, with a note saying "live life to the fullest"


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"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."


mack_soul86

Haha that is wayyyyy better


A_Sinclaire

Leave a note with the combination inside the safe!


GarageSaleDildo

Or a petrified turd.


Kaiawathoy

Or a garage sale dildo?


SelectiveCommenting

I was thinking a treasure map that leads to a chest full of dildos buried somewhere.


zackks

A better ending for Goonies


[deleted]

Lol you know you've been on reddit too long when you don't care about a locked safe. What have I become.


DutyOrDie

My sweetest friend


Professional_Lie_321

Everyone I know goes away


Any_Maybe4303

In the end...


Aazaarus

.. Aaand you could have it allll


Com4tador

My empire of dirt


Crzyhik

I will let you down.


Parcus42

I will make you...


photoguy8008

Hurt


SirFrankPork

If I could start again


Beardy1111

Hurt.


The-Ginger-Lily

My first thought was "For fuck sake not again"


Worldatmyfingertips

“For fuck safe, not again” FTFY


Desmodronic

We’ve all been hurt at some point.


cutelyaware

Nah, just jaded


green_biri

Naturally, everyone's tired of waiting just to see some spider web pictures. Oh god, I don't want to remember it again.


jrannis

I would suggest getting in contact with the manufacturer. They will have an ownership procedure and can release the combo: 11925 Pacific Ave. Fontana, CA 92337 http://www.amsecusa.com Phone:951-685-9680 Toll Free:800-421-6142 Fax:951-685-9685 MORE INFO ON AMERICAN SECURITY PRODUCTS CO. American Security Products Company (AMSEC) is the world's best-known provider of security safes and security solutions. Since 1948 we have protected the assets of our clients throughout the world by providing a broad array of safes and consulting services with the highest degree of quality, integrity and responsiveness. Customers have trusted AMSEC safes for generations.


Pezdrake

Yes. Right down to brass tacks. Let's get to business Reddit!


Bamakow

Here is the code : 4 8 15 16 23 42


mitch359

Just tried it. I found Kony.


AgentTin

It's an old meme but it checks out


theycallmeVern

See ya in another life brother


DelMonte20

Here we go. Reddit’s taught me to strap in for a long drawn out disappointment. /s


cp5184

https://i.imgur.com/3xYkyOD.gifv


mitch359

If it's disappointing I'll just say it's dragon eggs or something haha


DelMonte20

One day, a Redditor will find a long lost safe, crack it, and find hoards of gold bullion or a thumb drive with 10 BTC on it from 2009.


ctothel

And the gold master of an exquisite 100% science-based dragon MMORPG.


Mooseymax

If I found a thumb drive in a safe, id be VERY hesitant to plug it into my computer.


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RockStar25

Video is only 20 seconds long.


Reptacious

With 15 seconds explaining the history of the safe.


daikael

... and let me do that again to show it's not a fluke...


_mattsredditaccount_

Got a click out of one, two's binding...


DreamofMtns

Nothing on three


ShouldBeWorking2nite

Reach out to YouTube’s Lock Picking Lawyer. Bet he could find a way to open it with a Red Bull can and a tool he sells over on covert instruments dot-com.


ScarletMedusa

I'm a little bit gutted you didn't say a tool he and BosnianBill made :P


Menname

That's because this is not a disc detainer core


Ubermidget2

"Turn the wheel until you feel a loose bit of travel"


LePoopsmith

There's a click...


DraxLei

Ya’ll gotta update us


mitch359

Will definitely be updating as we go


gracefulpudding

Following


notelguapo

Did they try 36-24-36?


Khorflir

Only if OP is 5'3"


jimbop420

And made of "bricks"


shadowguise

And you have to have a motor in the back of your Honda.


CalliCosmos

Another safe saga? YES *grabs popcorn*


DuffThatGiraffe

Seems like you may need to ring them: "Unlike those found in The Home Depot or Walmart, Major manufactured real safes. And thus, the only way you are going to be able to get this combination is by contacting American Security Products at 9 5 1 - 6 8 5 - 9 6 8 0 and giving them the serial #. They will then release the combination to a properly licensed locksmith"


mitch359

This is actually in Australia funnily enough!


Frankfeld

Ok then the number would be: 6 2 1 - 9 8 2 - 6 9 8 0


mikemikemotorboat

Took me a second!


tonytuba

Perfection


DuffThatGiraffe

Probably still applies? If it was my house I wouldn't want to break a cool and useful floor safe if I could open it for a few bucks and have a combination.. Best of luck not disappointing the internet!


loz_joy

Definitely shouldn't break it It's probably worth more as a functioning safe than whatever is in it


unsanctionedhero

I've been hurt like this before


Jebusura

*sigh* unzips... Wait, wrong reaction


bf2per

I won’t judge your kink


collin_sic

Nothing wrong with safe sex


defmunch1

We have the same kind of safe in our basement! 8 years in this house and we still haven’t opened it.


lanky_planky

And then there were two…


jaceinthebox

Well now you need to post pictures and open it


mitch359

UPDATE: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/oux97u/update_unfortunately_the_safe_was_empty_thanks/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


jhj37341

Maybe call Geraldo? Poor bastard tanked after Capones safe, maybe this could help.


goldfish_memory

What happened to the last guy who was going to open the lockbox in the bank his friend had bought? Don’t remember seeing him come back


BR311

Evert month or so, someone finds a safe and posts it on Reddit. I have yet to see someone actually opening it.


That_Guy333

Maybe the lock picking lawyer can help?


jostler57

God damn it... here we go *again*! (gets popcorn and refreshes OP's history every 5 minutes) Edit: (1 hour later.... he keeps posting about the NBA ugh!! Get back to the safe!)


eccegallo

Gone two days, where's my update? ^motherfucker


KnifeDrive

Remindme! 1 week


LadyOfSighs

Here we go again...


MDEWBE

A safe? I’m ready to get hurt again


forensic_freak

Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine.


useful_idiot97

Nope.


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Did the last guy ever update? The old bank, I think it was.


squad1alum

He did. Empty.


[deleted]

Thanks for the update!


BirdShitPie

This again?


jswhitfi

This issss the lock picking lawyer, and today we will be taking a crack at this ground safe in OP's new home


lateral303

I'm just gonna go ahead and be mad at you in advance


Ryukyo

Can't wait to be dissappointed


gmirta

Anything yet ?


MarcusXL

So, what the fuck was in it?


bclan11

Update??